Massage Parlor Reports

[OF Charlie]

Man. This place has really turned into immediate FS. Glad I'm not the only one who had this experience, for better or worse. I still enjoy a nice massage before even discussing extras. Idk if I'm going to go back even tho I live every close.

As I stated earlier, it's under new ownership. The new owner needs to work through the girls that the previous owner had already scheduled first. There will be hotter girls coming soon. Give it a bit more time. It won't surprise me if FOB Anne gets assigned here for a rotation when she is back in Chicago in April as she is scheduled for the whole month of April.

Guys who want massage like you are not their targeted audience. Guys who want FS with younger girls will always outnumber guys like you. The new owner's strategy is to recruit younger and hotter girls and have them work here a whole month between the 3 locations. Girls like this arrangement as they don't have to keep flying between cities. Younger and hotter girls are not really interested in giving massage.

Basically, your choice is between a good massage followed by FS with older girls somewhere else or FS with hotter younger girls with minimal massage.

[Exploradora]

I usually see Claudia here. She is not what you would call attractive, but not terribly un-attractive. I like her and she gets the job done.

I was confused but I see there's multiple Claudias working in Chicago. The Claudia at CLM is fit and attractive, looks like her pics but maybe add 3-4 lbs since as we all know pics and angles can be deceiving still. I just saw her yesterday, haven't had any issues getting L3. What other Claudias are there that people are discussing that work at different places?

Also, I agree with the below, I am more the type to enjoy a nice massage with teasing and then progress to L1-3, seems like a lot of other fellow mongers enjoy jumping into the action rather haha.

[DanTheMan1010]

If it's a new girl or I'm worried she's going to rush me, I usually don't ask for upgrades until the first half hour when she's done the massage. Otherwise she'll try immediately to get me to cum and then out the door.

Man. This place has really turned into immediate FS. Glad I'm not the only one who had this experience, for better or worse. I still enjoy a nice massage before even discussing extras. Idk if I'm going to go back even tho I live every close.

[Jinurso]

Saw Linda at Natural Healers earlier this week. As others mentioned, Nana is gone. Linda looked good. Mid-30's, probably 34 C or 34 D, maybe 5'5 130. Some belly and leg fat but I'd call her more "fleshy" than fat. I'd say she looks a little worse than what I've seen at BHC and a little better (younger) than what I've seen at Ozone.

She showed me to a room and, fearing there might be an ugly one hiding somewhere, I confirmed with her that it would be her that would give massage. Actually I first asked if Nana was available and Linda said "No. But I'm her sister" - not sure if I believe her. One odd thing about this place. Security tv monitor in the room, so you can see the hallway and the entrance from the room, and it didn't seem like there was anyone else working there, late morning on a weekday.

I also overheard her arguing with the customer in the room next to mine, but couldn't make out details but did see her leave his room a couple times and then return.

She returned to my room, I attempted to curry favor by saying "That man sounded not nice!" . Within seconds of beginning the massage, asked whether I wanted "everything" and showed me the twins. I got the vibe from her that she'd be a bit rushed, so I offered L2 for $100 rather than getting a rushed FS. She accepted the $100 offer after some haggling (She asked for $140 for L2; I said No and I then offered $60 for L1. She then agreed to $100 for L2 rather than the $60 for L1). She wanted money ahead of time (perhaps the other guy shorted her?) and I agreed.

Whole thing felt rushed. Technique wasn't great, as she used her hand too much to stroke rather than only using her mouth (do we call that L1. 5? and didn't slow down or adjust after I asked. Just wanted me in and out. Afterwards, she complained that her mouth (jaw) was sore "And I'm the only one here!" she said.

So if you're looking for a hot girl at a reasonable price, can last longer than I, and you don't mind a bit of a rush, then maybe Linda with L3 would be a good pick for you. Better option might be to wait to see who else shows to work there in the coming weeks.

If it's a new girl or I'm worried she's going to rush me, I usually don't ask for upgrades until the first half hour when she's done the massage. Otherwise she'll try immediately to get me to cum and then out the door.

[ApplePiePussy]

She's out in the burbs and her pictures are nowhere near accurate. Add 50-70 lbs to her pics. If that's your thing go for it, not mine.

It seems like more and more providers are charging by the pound rather than by the service. The real inflation is in the waistbands.

[JasonWi]

Saw Linda at Natural Healers earlier this week. As others mentioned, Nana is gone. Linda looked good. Mid-30's, probably 34 C or 34 D, maybe 5'5 130. Some belly and leg fat but I'd call her more "fleshy" than fat. I'd say she looks a little worse than what I've seen at BHC and a little better (younger) than what I've seen at Ozone.

She showed me to a room and, fearing there might be an ugly one hiding somewhere, I confirmed with her that it would be her that would give massage. Actually I first asked if Nana was available and Linda said "No. But I'm her sister" - not sure if I believe her. One odd thing about this place. Security tv monitor in the room, so you can see the hallway and the entrance from the room, and it didn't seem like there was anyone else working there, late morning on a weekday.

I also overheard her arguing with the customer in the room next to mine, but couldn't make out details but did see her leave his room a couple times and then return.

She returned to my room, I attempted to curry favor by saying "That man sounded not nice!" . Within seconds of beginning the massage, asked whether I wanted "everything" and showed me the twins. I got the vibe from her that she'd be a bit rushed, so I offered L2 for $100 rather than getting a rushed FS. She accepted the $100 offer after some haggling (She asked for $140 for L2; I said No and I then offered $60 for L1. She then agreed to $100 for L2 rather than the $60 for L1). She wanted money ahead of time (perhaps the other guy shorted her?) and I agreed.

Whole thing felt rushed. Technique wasn't great, as she used her hand too much to stroke rather than only using her mouth (do we call that L1. 5? and didn't slow down or adjust after I asked. Just wanted me in and out. Afterwards, she complained that her mouth (jaw) was sore "And I'm the only one here!" she said.

So if you're looking for a hot girl at a reasonable price, can last longer than I, and you don't mind a bit of a rush, then maybe Linda with L3 would be a good pick for you. Better option might be to wait to see who else shows to work there in the coming weeks.

[Vern2020]

Somewhere in the middle I wouldn't quite call her fat. She was cute, big breast, and I asked for L2 and she ended up and giving me FS.

I usually see Claudia here. She is not what you would call attractive, but not terribly un-attractive. I like her and she gets the job done.

[Vern2020]

I noticed a new place on Ashland named "Ashland Spa"

I popped my head in here too. Eva from Why Spa is now working at East Rhythm. I went in here by mistake for my appointment with Eva. Place looked really clean. Girl looked like a nice girl. Maybe worth trying sometime. But Eva is one of my favorites.

[Ron M]

Would she be a good replacement for the late Mount Prospect Sylvia?

[JakeGoodfella]

She's out in the burbs and her pictures are nowhere near accurate. Add 50-70 lbs to her pics. If that's your thing go for it, not mine.

Thanks Jefe. I'll pass!

[ElJefe69]

Has anyone seen Livia lately? She moved her location and has an ad up on Tryst.

https://tryst.link/massage/italianprincess

She's had a few good reports here, but it is hit or miss on the other site. There was even talk of bait and switch there, which was never pointed out here as an issue. I am hoping to see her next week as I have some time to play and wander outside of my usual stomping grounds.

Thanks,

Jake.

She's out in the burbs and her pictures are nowhere near accurate. Add 50-70 lbs to her pics. If that's your thing go for it, not mine.

[WalkingHard]

I had noticed on rubmaps that there are a bevy of places located on Irving park. Any one have a favourite, or are they all about the same. At your leisure. Thanks.

Why don't you just go to a place that doesn't have any reviews TOFTT and share your experience. The best shops on RubMaps frequently have no or very few reviews because people won't share their spot. The places with tons of reviews are either 100% accurate or complete bullshit. It's fun to find a good spot. That's the best part of the hobby. Happy hunting!

[Kda Kodiac]

I had noticed on rubmaps that there are a bevy of places located on Irving park. Any one have a favourite, or are they all about the same. At your leisure. Thanks.

[JakeGoodfella]

Has anyone seen Livia lately? She moved her location and has an ad up on Tryst.

https://tryst.link/massage/italianprincess

She's had a few good reports here, but it is hit or miss on the other site. There was even talk of bait and switch there, which was never pointed out here as an issue. I am hoping to see her next week as I have some time to play and wander outside of my usual stomping grounds.

Thanks,

Jake.

[JasonWi]

I noticed a new place on Ashland named "Ashland Spa" had opened and didn't see any reviews here so thought I might contribute. Ashland Spa is located next door to E Rhythm, just north of North Avenue. I've been to E Rhythm a year or so ago, had a good time there, so I stopped in there first, and the woman working at E Rhythm had a a decent slim body but was too old for my tastes. Probably 50.

So I decided to check out their neighbor Ashland Spa. The spa itself is quite clean inside; looks and is new. Flowers on the massage table for some reason. Maybe they're trying to do what Princess Spa on Belmont does and do some massage for women too? Not sure.

I saw an OK looking 40 year old named Sarah; very average face, decent body. Not toned but not fat either. Maybe 5'5. No tattoos visible but she kept clothes on. Sorry if this seems like a poor description but I'd say she's average in every way. She was the only person working there Tuesday lunchtime.

Hourly rate on their sign is $75 but she offered me a new customer $10 discount off of that.

Massage. I can't help much here as I only go with a very light massage as my preference because of a bad experience awhile back.

Extras. L1 was only thing offered. She did allow some touching but just over the clothes, which she kept on the whole time despite my offering more tip. I got the "new to business" vibe rather than the "suspect LEO" vibe from her; I do not look like a typical LEO.

Best thing I can say is that she didn't rush or cut my time short. Tipped $60 and she thanked me. But I would not repeat. Anything I didn't include in this. Just ask. I'm new to writing reviews.

I also went to Natural Healers recently (and can confirm Nana is no longer there) and will write that up separately.