Massage Parlor Reports

**PartyMonster01** · 12-25-22 19:18

Went there thinking the place wouldn't be busy. . . Boy was I wrong. I guess alot of people had the same idea. I waited in the penalty box for a couple of minutes before a girl was ready. Drew Linda who is decently attractive. She seemed frazzled so I skipped the chit chat, handed her a condom and proceeded to sport fuck her. Linda's pussy was the same color has her nipples. . . Purple. She geniunly seemed to be struggling taking my deep strokes so I wrapped things up in a timely manner. 130 all in for 30 min.

**Niceguy99** · 12-25-22 18:30

Originally Posted by IPrivate008 [View Original Post]

RL so far been the only ones that always use real pictures, sometimes they are all edited but the girls they show that's what you get. They've been getting some really hot Hispanic and Russian girls lately. They do say GFE, it might not be full GFE with deep deep kissing but they are like porn stars. They know how to fk.

Random question. But is RL flat rate? Or are significant tips expected? They actually added me on instagram after I added BHC on archer.

**JoeyMacs1980** · 12-25-22 10:41

Originally Posted by JoshBallardBby [View Original Post]

Fellow mongers I keep seeing reviews about X and was wondering is that SXL? Or is it a different AMP, is it on rubmaps?

Try checking the Mt. Prospect forum.

**Fit312** · 12-24-22 15:15

Originally Posted by DanTheMan1010 [View Original Post]

Man. This place has really turned into immediate FS.

I think that that's an outstanding development, but parking can be a little painful over there with whatever those utility workers are doing right outside the door on Christmas Eve. A girl popping her tits out right off the bat (and Nana was also aggressive) might be a way to sweep the John off his feet and sucker him into overpaying, but I appreciate the gesture.

**Shatter** · 12-24-22 14:19

Moving from Michigan to the Naperville area in the next few weeks and I'm looking to get rubbed down and have my ass licked by a provider with a nice rack. Any recommendations?

Here in Michigan Grand Rapids and Jackson are usually where I find this kind of action. Not necessarily looking for FS either. If you want to know where to go to in Michigan PM me and I'd appreciate any info for the Chicago area. Thanks!

**BA4114** · 12-24-22 14:03

Can anyone give me a definitive report on the RubMD ads from Noble Square?

Specifically the ads with 224 area codes that end in 1852 and 1918?

The ads are TGTBT, but I'm wondering what the protocol is. The ads say no FS, but is that really the case? Are the girls hot, or is it a total scam? Is it the same outfit that runs LL Chicago?

I'm down with L1 from a hot Euro in a safe, clean environment. I'm also up for more depending on many things.

All the research I've done on the board is from the RR site that is now down and / or the intel very dated. Thanks in advance, PM is fine.

**BenBeck** · 12-23-22 22:33

Originally Posted by JasonWi [View Original Post]

You have good knowledge! 3 locations. I wondered what the third was. I've never been to 819 but saw that reference; what's the third that's under that management? - BHC? Ozone?

Nice try, uncle.

**JasonWi** · 12-22-22 22:40

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

The new owner's strategy is to recruit younger and hotter girls and have them work here a whole month between the 3 locations. Girls like this arrangement as they don't have to keep flying between cities. Younger and hotter girls are not really interested in giving massage.

Basically, your choice is between a good massage followed by FS with older girls somewhere else or FS with hotter younger girls with minimal massage.

You have good knowledge! 3 locations. I wondered what the third was. I've never been to 819 but saw that reference; what's the third that's under that management? - BHC? Ozone?

**OF Charlie** · 12-22-22 17:09

Originally Posted by DanTheMan1010 [View Original Post]

Man. This place has really turned into immediate FS. Glad I'm not the only one who had this experience, for better or worse. I still enjoy a nice massage before even discussing extras. Idk if I'm going to go back even tho I live every close.

As I stated earlier, it's under new ownership. The new owner needs to work through the girls that the previous owner had already scheduled first. There will be hotter girls coming soon. Give it a bit more time. It won't surprise me if FOB Anne gets assigned here for a rotation when she is back in Chicago in April as she is scheduled for the whole month of April.

Guys who want massage like you are not their targeted audience. Guys who want FS with younger girls will always outnumber guys like you. The new owner's strategy is to recruit younger and hotter girls and have them work here a whole month between the 3 locations. Girls like this arrangement as they don't have to keep flying between cities. Younger and hotter girls are not really interested in giving massage.

Basically, your choice is between a good massage followed by FS with older girls somewhere else or FS with hotter younger girls with minimal massage.

**Exploradora** · 12-22-22 17:06

Originally Posted by Vern2020 [View Original Post]

I usually see Claudia here. She is not what you would call attractive, but not terribly un-attractive. I like her and she gets the job done.

I was confused but I see there's multiple Claudias working in Chicago. The Claudia at CLM is fit and attractive, looks like her pics but maybe add 3-4 lbs since as we all know pics and angles can be deceiving still. I just saw her yesterday, haven't had any issues getting L3. What other Claudias are there that people are discussing that work at different places?

Also, I agree with the below, I am more the type to enjoy a nice massage with teasing and then progress to L1-3, seems like a lot of other fellow mongers enjoy jumping into the action rather haha.

**DanTheMan1010** · 12-22-22 16:41

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

If it's a new girl or I'm worried she's going to rush me, I usually don't ask for upgrades until the first half hour when she's done the massage. Otherwise she'll try immediately to get me to cum and then out the door.

Man. This place has really turned into immediate FS. Glad I'm not the only one who had this experience, for better or worse. I still enjoy a nice massage before even discussing extras. Idk if I'm going to go back even tho I live every close.

**Jinurso** · 12-22-22 16:35

Originally Posted by JasonWi [View Original Post]

Saw Linda at Natural Healers earlier this week. As others mentioned, Nana is gone. Linda looked good. Mid-30's, probably 34 C or 34 D, maybe 5'5 130. Some belly and leg fat but I'd call her more "fleshy" than fat. I'd say she looks a little worse than what I've seen at BHC and a little better (younger) than what I've seen at Ozone.

She showed me to a room and, fearing there might be an ugly one hiding somewhere, I confirmed with her that it would be her that would give massage. Actually I first asked if Nana was available and Linda said "No. But I'm her sister" - not sure if I believe her. One odd thing about this place. Security tv monitor in the room, so you can see the hallway and the entrance from the room, and it didn't seem like there was anyone else working there, late morning on a weekday.

I also overheard her arguing with the customer in the room next to mine, but couldn't make out details but did see her leave his room a couple times and then return.

She returned to my room, I attempted to curry favor by saying "That man sounded not nice!" . Within seconds of beginning the massage, asked whether I wanted "everything" and showed me the twins. I got the vibe from her that she'd be a bit rushed, so I offered L2 for $100 rather than getting a rushed FS. She accepted the $100 offer after some haggling (She asked for $140 for L2; I said No and I then offered $60 for L1. She then agreed to $100 for L2 rather than the $60 for L1). She wanted money ahead of time (perhaps the other guy shorted her?) and I agreed.

Whole thing felt rushed. Technique wasn't great, as she used her hand too much to stroke rather than only using her mouth (do we call that L1. 5? and didn't slow down or adjust after I asked. Just wanted me in and out. Afterwards, she complained that her mouth (jaw) was sore "And I'm the only one here!" she said.

So if you're looking for a hot girl at a reasonable price, can last longer than I, and you don't mind a bit of a rush, then maybe Linda with L3 would be a good pick for you. Better option might be to wait to see who else shows to work there in the coming weeks.

If it's a new girl or I'm worried she's going to rush me, I usually don't ask for upgrades until the first half hour when she's done the massage. Otherwise she'll try immediately to get me to cum and then out the door.

**ApplePiePussy** · 12-22-22 13:14

Originally Posted by ElJefe69 [View Original Post]

She's out in the burbs and her pictures are nowhere near accurate. Add 50-70 lbs to her pics. If that's your thing go for it, not mine.

It seems like more and more providers are charging by the pound rather than by the service. The real inflation is in the waistbands.

**JasonWi** · 12-22-22 12:48

Saw Linda at Natural Healers earlier this week. As others mentioned, Nana is gone. Linda looked good. Mid-30's, probably 34 C or 34 D, maybe 5'5 130. Some belly and leg fat but I'd call her more "fleshy" than fat. I'd say she looks a little worse than what I've seen at BHC and a little better (younger) than what I've seen at Ozone.

She showed me to a room and, fearing there might be an ugly one hiding somewhere, I confirmed with her that it would be her that would give massage. Actually I first asked if Nana was available and Linda said "No. But I'm her sister" - not sure if I believe her. One odd thing about this place. Security tv monitor in the room, so you can see the hallway and the entrance from the room, and it didn't seem like there was anyone else working there, late morning on a weekday.

I also overheard her arguing with the customer in the room next to mine, but couldn't make out details but did see her leave his room a couple times and then return.

She returned to my room, I attempted to curry favor by saying "That man sounded not nice!" . Within seconds of beginning the massage, asked whether I wanted "everything" and showed me the twins. I got the vibe from her that she'd be a bit rushed, so I offered L2 for $100 rather than getting a rushed FS. She accepted the $100 offer after some haggling (She asked for $140 for L2; I said No and I then offered $60 for L1. She then agreed to $100 for L2 rather than the $60 for L1). She wanted money ahead of time (perhaps the other guy shorted her?) and I agreed.

Whole thing felt rushed. Technique wasn't great, as she used her hand too much to stroke rather than only using her mouth (do we call that L1. 5? and didn't slow down or adjust after I asked. Just wanted me in and out. Afterwards, she complained that her mouth (jaw) was sore "And I'm the only one here!" she said.

So if you're looking for a hot girl at a reasonable price, can last longer than I, and you don't mind a bit of a rush, then maybe Linda with L3 would be a good pick for you. Better option might be to wait to see who else shows to work there in the coming weeks.