Massage Parlor Reports

**MentalMijit** · 09-07-22 00:06

I recently paid a visit to Kiki at Deep Blue based on reports of big teddies. I can verify they are indeed DDs and they're natural. Rate for the hour was 0. 7 and NoVA finish was. 6. Limited extras are available, but not worth it, IMHO. I booked an hour and I was out in 30 minutes. There are better options out there. I won't return.

Blue Ocean in McLean is better than Deep Blue in FC.

**NestaM** · 09-06-22 23:58

Originally Posted by Hankmoody12 [View Original Post]

Can we get an add link or a number? And could you include the photo in case someone interested.

First time poster, long time lurker. I'll start by saying that I may be spoiled with the AMP places around town, so forgive me if this is normal practice and I'm just expecting too much. Alice is a cute, mid 20's Latina (which is really the only thing going for her) but don't waste your time. Was there less than 30 minutes and was charged for 1 hour. I was in and back out to my car in 22 minutes. Her clothes stay on / no roaming (which is fine, but not worth it for the rate). Worst "massage" I've ever had. I wouldn't even call it a massage, she pretty much just slathered oil all over, was dripping off my body and down the table. I asked to ease up on the oil and if possible, a much stronger massage. Neither was done. HE was forced and robotic and only done after I had to ask her multiple times. 160 total. 0/10 massage, 7/10 looks (but given some of the posts I've seen on here, she may be a 10/10 for a few of you). To each their own but I'm probably not coming back. Left more stressed than when I came in. I hope anyone else who's been, has had a better experience.

Since I'm here:

Angel in Fairfax:

Anna: Young, maybe mid / late 30's, great personality and great massage. TS is very thorough and if you're nice, she'll let you pop early while she bathes you. I usually go for 1 hr 180.

Linda: Most of you know about her- one of the best massages in the area IMO, great personality, no complaints. House 80/100 tip (I sometimes tip 120/140 bc of the great service but that's personal preference).

No FS / CBJ available (at least, it hasn't been in the 6-7 times I've visited).

Pine Herndon:

Been a while and forgot their names but all three providers have been great, no complaints. Worth a visit. Massage 8/10 Looks 6/10 80 house /100 tip 1 hr.

Herndon Therapy:

Also been about a year since I've been, nothing but great service. They have a sauna which I personally love. Providers are friendly and very accommodating. TS was great and thorough, as usual. Massage 8/10 Looks 7/10. Pretty much anyone I've come across here has been great.

80 house / 100 tip 1 hr.

**Erik3422** · 09-06-22 23:56

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

Multiple pops from a HE with a woman you can't even touch. I need a little more than that.

That's her thing. She's into pops into watching and being in control- her right leg quivers immensely when I blow. She's into 3 some don't believe me ask her what's her fantasy- watching.

**JustALoner** · 09-06-22 23:54

TOFTT. Sort of.

I checked this place out after work. It's on Main Street. It's on the first floor with a law office right across from it that has a glass door and reception desk looking right at you. Has anyone been to this place recently? I haven't been in the 'hobby' that long and I know you have to adjust your expectations about these providers but in my limited experience so far I'd say this was one of the roughest-looking providers I've seen by a longshot. I almost went forward with it anyway out of socially ingrained politeness but I had to remind myself this hobby gets expensive and there are a lot of other options out there. I was honest but not rude and decided to go.

Just a tip for any other new mongers out there, there's nothing wrong with leaving if no services have been provided yet. She says different girls will be coming later in the week. Make what you will with that info.

**Erik3422** · 09-06-22 22:48

The reason she doesn't advertise it's because it's hot, be cautious.

**Hankmoody12** · 09-06-22 18:27

Originally Posted by IWannaRock82 [View Original Post]

There's a female massage student who posted on Craigslist, saying she's giving body rubs. I answered, she quoted me some prices: $90 for regular one hour and $130 for one hour with happy ending. She sent me a body pic, looked decent enough. And she texted me an address, which appears to be that of an Alexandria massage spa called Your Perfect Massage.

Anyone been to this place? Better yet, been there and gotten a massage from her?

She goes by the name Alex.

Can we get an add link or a number? And could you include the photo in case someone interested.

**PilotAviator** · 09-06-22 17:37

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

This place is legit. While magi / Alex opperate in this same building complex. It isn't at YPM.

Outstanding mutual-monger (OMM) support from GripNSip.

He did a little research on an interesting observation, and likely saved a legit business from being invaded -- and simultaneously helped us all know the location of an interesting prospect.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**DannyKen0** · 09-06-22 16:33

Looking for an AMP that's fair priced.

**ArtistOfWar1** · 09-06-22 12:51

Texted around. My favorites FS Thais are gone or not available. I see a bunch of new faces. Anyone try any of them FS?

Specifically.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../22556567.html

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../22556414.html

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../22555787.html

**TheOuroboros** · 09-06-22 08:35

Originally Posted by IWannaRock82 [View Original Post]

There's a female massage student who posted on Craigslist, saying she's giving body rubs. I answered, she quoted me some prices: $90 for regular one hour and $130 for one hour with happy ending. She sent me a body pic, looked decent enough. And she texted me an address, which appears to be that of an Alexandria massage spa called Your Perfect Massage.

Anyone been to this place? Better yet, been there and gotten a massage from her?

She goes by the name Alex.

This place is legit. While magi / Alex opperate in this same building complex. It isn't at YPM.

**Shark125** · 09-06-22 08:17

Originally Posted by NyHornet [View Original Post]

Warrenton massage day spa or Vivi.

Much appreciated!

**Eddie223** · 09-06-22 06:57

Originally Posted by Ottotot [View Original Post]

Pardon for my rhetorical questions but did you pay total $. 6 or $$. 3?

I paid $$. 3.

**ErrorCode404** · 09-06-22 00:09

Originally Posted by Ottotot [View Original Post]

Pardon for my rhetorical questions but did you pay total $. 6 or $$. 3?

Most likely $$. 3.

They charge $$. 0 for hhr and $$. 2 for hr, which includes house fee and FS.

**Ottotot** · 09-05-22 20:53

Originally Posted by Eddie223 [View Original Post]

Stopped by Pine in Woodbridge and had a good time with Hannah. She's maybe late 30's or early 40's, hard to tell with asian women sometimes. Actually looked younger when her mask came off. Cute smile.

She's tiny. Might be the smallest person I've had sex with since high school days. In missionary was actually a little unsettling with her unenhanced small breasts.

What was really great about her was her patience. Sometimes it can take me a long time to finish the deed. Her pussy was tight but I think the long pounding I gave her numbed me up a bit. Started with a CBJ that was actually pretty good especially once I started DATY. She climbed on top for CG until she got tired. Then standing mish, she wouldn't get all the way to the edge of the table though. I guess when you're that small you got to be careful. I'm not one that usually gets complaints about being to large.

When I was unable to finish after a long time, she had me lay back down and swung back into 69. She started to jackhammer some but took direction well and slowed down. She saw it through to the end which this time was a marathon.

7 for house which included an average TS and massage. Tip was asked for on flip but she didn't give an amount. I gave her $. 6. As I was leaving I gave her an extra. 1 I had on me for time spent. Actually went over the hour.

I thought an hour at Pine was. 8 but she brought me a 10 back. Go figure. Maybe I've been overpaying house all this time.

Pardon for my rhetorical questions but did you pay total $. 6 or $$. 3?

**IWannaRock82** · 09-05-22 18:05

There's a female massage student who posted on Craigslist, saying she's giving body rubs. I answered, she quoted me some prices: $90 for regular one hour and $130 for one hour with happy ending. She sent me a body pic, looked decent enough. And she texted me an address, which appears to be that of an Alexandria massage spa called Your Perfect Massage.

Anyone been to this place? Better yet, been there and gotten a massage from her?

She goes by the name Alex.