Escort Reports

[HelloThar]

Ever since TNA came back online, I was really hoping there would be better changes. But alas, it's the same ol' same ol'. Seems like there's maybe a handful of providers on there that I'm actually interested in seeing and the rest are GPS for no real purpose other than just waiting $500 for literally laying there and not allowing any RBGFE services. Now I get that a provider has every right to charge whatever she wants and to keep her menu so limited that she's just a single orifice, but seriously, but realistic. Of course it also doesn't help that there are a ridiculous number of simps that pay those exorbitant amounts because they can say they fucked an American girl (let's face it, a good number of them are FOBs that work at FAANG).

I don't know, I guess living on the East Coast for 4 years has really changed my perspective on what $400-$500 gets you these days. The SBs here suck, the "GFE" providers don't actually provide RBGFE services, and almost everyone has fallen into the ratchet fad of stupidly long nails, fake eye brows that are so thick you can barely see their eyes, and horrible tattoos. $400-$500 in DC and NYC gets you a girl that is classy, has a clean incall, RBGFE services, and isn't a ratchet ho.

I would much rather just save up my money and not waste them on mediocre experiences and go on a binge week in LA, NYC, Costa Rica again (been taking to a lot of non-pros on IG), and seeing my go-to girls in Tijuana. I'm constantly invited by the owner one of the largest pornstar escort agencies to come visit either LA or LV now that I don't live on the East Coast anymore.

I've just gotten a bit more picky and going out less. Just doesn't feel worth it with what you're shelling out lately. It ends up causing you to go with a select few that you're used to because it's usually not worth taking a risk for someone new.

As I've said before, rates don't bother me as much as the likelihood of meh service. Rates can also have little bearing on what constitutes a good experience from what I've noticed (as long as you don't go too cheap).

[GoZags1]

I hear you brother, like everything in this country it's all about maximum profit, I'd save up some money and head over to Thailand, have two weeks in the sun and you can have a woman for a few hours for around $140.

I hear the love sisters are good bang for the buck, but you try getting an appointment. Happy hunting.

Where can I find the Love Sisters? Not seeing then on TNA.

[BackInSea]

I hear you brother, like everything in this country it's all about maximum profit, I'd save up some money and head over to Thailand, have two weeks in the sun and you can have a woman for a few hours for around $140.

I hear the love sisters are good bang for the buck, but you try getting an appointment. Happy hunting.

I've seen the Love sisters and they are, imo, the best bang-for-your-buck providers here. Only problem is availability. Good luck trying to get something same-day and in the evening. Very rarely available on the weekends and they stop seeing clients at 6 pm or so. If it was easier to see them, I most definitely would.

I was in NJ a few months ago. Went with a local agency. Pain to book with simply because they only offer same day appointments. I had a lot going on and wanted to plan a visit ahead of time. But one day I had a spot open, booked an hour with a 23 year old Italian chick. Long dark hair, perfect olive skin, sultry voice to go with her bedroom eyes. No upsell for fetish requests, super RBGFE, and was up for everything I requested. $$. 5 for the visit. That same visit out here would be easily $500+ and probably half as good. Supply and demand is a bit of the issue, the other issue is a lot of dudes are willing to pay top dollar for a super safety visit with an average looking lady. It's crazy.

Yup, the quality can't be matched. No upsell, no VIP pricing (like paying an extra $100 for an additional shot or some other BS). My favorite MILF in NYC grandfathered me at $500/ hr, but that was MSOG, RBGFE, Greek, BBFS, DATY / DATO, and we NEVER ended on the hour because we would usually go over another hour or so. Been trying to get her to come visit, but she mainly stays on the East Coast or Europe (she's Scandinavian).

[RedRedemption4]

Secret muse from TNA does BBFS CIP BBBJ CIMS DFK TIM You're welcome.

Her attitude and personality make her much more attractive in person than her photos would lead you to believe.

Rates aren't bad either.

Here is a tryst link profile but you can find her on TNA too.

https://tryst.link/escort/secret-muse

[BusSit69]

Anybody seen this lady?

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....-to-please-you!26%23128139%3 B-%26%23128139%3 B-%26%23128139%3 B-Unbeatable-specials!

Hey man, I've seen her a couple of times. Pics are accurate and smaller pawg. BBBJ cfs, ass is nice in doggie. Haven't seen her in a few months. She's been acting funny since she started posting again. Thinking she's messing with a bunch of regulars now. Oh well. Next. Also JM I noticed you ask a lot based on your profile. Try going out there and experiencing life and share on the board. LOL. Start with her!

[Freaky360]

Ever since TNA came back online, I was really hoping there would be better changes. But alas, it's the same ol' same ol'. Seems like there's maybe a handful of providers on there that I'm actually interested in seeing and the rest are GPS for no real purpose other than just waiting $500 for literally laying there and not allowing any RBGFE services. Now I get that a provider has every right to charge whatever she wants and to keep her menu so limited that she's just a single orifice, but seriously, but realistic. Of course it also doesn't help that there are a ridiculous number of simps that pay those exorbitant amounts because they can say they fucked an American girl (let's face it, a good number of them are FOBs that work at FAANG).

I don't know, I guess living on the East Coast for 4 years has really changed my perspective on what $400-$500 gets you these days. The SBs here suck, the "GFE" providers don't actually provide RBGFE services, and almost everyone has fallen into the ratchet fad of stupidly long nails, fake eye brows that are so thick you can barely see their eyes, and horrible tattoos. $400-$500 in DC and NYC gets you a girl that is classy, has a clean incall, RBGFE services, and isn't a ratchet ho.

I would much rather just save up my money and not waste them on mediocre experiences and go on a binge week in LA, NYC, Costa Rica again (been taking to a lot of non-pros on IG), and seeing my go-to girls in Tijuana. I'm constantly invited by the owner one of the largest pornstar escort agencies to come visit either LA or LV now that I don't live on the East Coast anymore.

Does anyone else have a similar feeling? Is it REALLY worth it to waste money here in the PNW?

I was in NJ a few months ago. Went with a local agency. Pain to book with simply because they only offer same day appointments. I had a lot going on and wanted to plan a visit ahead of time. But one day I had a spot open, booked an hour with a 23 year old Italian chick. Long dark hair, perfect olive skin, sultry voice to go with her bedroom eyes. No upsell for fetish requests, super RBGFE, and was up for everything I requested. $$. 5 for the visit. That same visit out here would be easily $500+ and probably half as good. Supply and demand is a bit of the issue, the other issue is a lot of dudes are willing to pay top dollar for a super safety visit with an average looking lady. It's crazy.

[Ray Purchase]

Ever since TNA came back online, I was really hoping there would be better changes. But alas, it's the same ol' same ol'. Seems like there's maybe a handful of providers on there that I'm actually interested in seeing and the rest are GPS for no real purpose other than just waiting $500 for literally laying there and not allowing any RBGFE services. Now I get that a provider has every right to charge whatever she wants and to keep her menu so limited that she's just a single orifice, but seriously, but realistic. Of course it also doesn't help that there are a ridiculous number of simps that pay those exorbitant amounts because they can say they fucked an American girl (let's face it, a good number of them are FOBs that work at FAANG).

I don't know, I guess living on the East Coast for 4 years has really changed my perspective on what $400-$500 gets you these days. The SBs here suck, the "GFE" providers don't actually provide RBGFE services, and almost everyone has fallen into the ratchet fad of stupidly long nails, fake eye brows that are so thick you can barely see their eyes, and horrible tattoos. $400-$500 in DC and NYC gets you a girl that is classy, has a clean incall, RBGFE services, and isn't a ratchet ho.

I would much rather just save up my money and not waste them on mediocre experiences and go on a binge week in LA, NYC, Costa Rica again (been taking to a lot of non-pros on IG), and seeing my go-to girls in Tijuana. I'm constantly invited by the owner one of the largest pornstar escort agencies to come visit either LA or LV now that I don't live on the East Coast anymore.

Does anyone else have a similar feeling? Is it REALLY worth it to waste money here in the PNW?

I hear you brother, like everything in this country it's all about maximum profit, I'd save up some money and head over to Thailand, have two weeks in the sun and you can have a woman for a few hours for around $140.

I hear the love sisters are good bang for the buck, but you try getting an appointment. Happy hunting.

[VikVaughanKon]

Deep down I really hope for an extra 75 she legitimately busts out puppets from under her bed and puts on a show for you.

Lmao this is too good.

[BackInSea]

Ever since TNA came back online, I was really hoping there would be better changes. But alas, it's the same ol' same ol'. Seems like there's maybe a handful of providers on there that I'm actually interested in seeing and the rest are GPS for no real purpose other than just waiting $500 for literally laying there and not allowing any RBGFE services. Now I get that a provider has every right to charge whatever she wants and to keep her menu so limited that she's just a single orifice, but seriously, but realistic. Of course it also doesn't help that there are a ridiculous number of simps that pay those exorbitant amounts because they can say they fucked an American girl (let's face it, a good number of them are FOBs that work at FAANG).

I don't know, I guess living on the East Coast for 4 years has really changed my perspective on what $400-$500 gets you these days. The SBs here suck, the "GFE" providers don't actually provide RBGFE services, and almost everyone has fallen into the ratchet fad of stupidly long nails, fake eye brows that are so thick you can barely see their eyes, and horrible tattoos. $400-$500 in DC and NYC gets you a girl that is classy, has a clean incall, RBGFE services, and isn't a ratchet ho.

I would much rather just save up my money and not waste them on mediocre experiences and go on a binge week in LA, NYC, Costa Rica again (been taking to a lot of non-pros on IG), and seeing my go-to girls in Tijuana. I'm constantly invited by the owner one of the largest pornstar escort agencies to come visit either LA or LV now that I don't live on the East Coast anymore.

Does anyone else have a similar feeling? Is it REALLY worth it to waste money here in the PNW?

[Ray Purchase]

This list is a great resource for us guys with the fever!

Adding:

Christinek. Great massage with intense stretching. Typical offering, CBJ cfs. She allows DATY for an up charge of $. 5. Which seemed a lot for that. Decent HJ too. Not sure on msog but never asked. Her face is cute. I think she has some European mix. Her body is decent. Small curvy and good boobs but a tummy. I need to repeat some time.

Mikki (moosawane) - she been discussed at length. Good value and if she likes you will do full BB services (not my thing).

Sandybestnuru- good body. Face ok. I like the mirrors all over and lots of b2 b massage. As close to FS as you can get without ever doing it. That's the nuru. I didn't opt for companion. Overall pretty good. Will repeat.

Erin- looks like her pics. Cute. Feels pretty mechanical. But good massage and easy to book with. Won't repeat.

Let's keep this informative thread going!

Sandy best nuru, it says for nuru not count by hour? What does that mean. How long did you get?

[Ray Purchase]

Sexy Jade.

When it comes to a massage this lady will rip you apart. Told her I want a hard deep tissue massage and she definitely delivered. Cute lady, in her mid mid-late 30's, solid athletic body. Natural boobs which were some of the best I have seen at least that's what she told me. Safety Lady CBJ, CFS, HJ, MSOG but no kissing. Would see her again just for the massage.

Sweet Gracee.

Seen her several times, older lady, age and I am guessing, 40-50 but age is not a issue with me. Body is decent with enhanced boobs. Another great massage, deep tissue will walk on you, she teases you as well when your on your back. On the flip she gives you options CFS or BBBJCIM and a little kissing thrown in.

Thanks thinking of seeing Gracee

[GolphPro]

I had a great date with Sophia100.

Lfk, camel slide start. Daty / dato, BBBJ, bls, sloppy, dirty talk. Cowgirl, Mish, Doggie.

Amazing ass. She loves white dad bods.

No BBFS. No Greek.

[HH216]

https://rubmd.com/seattle-wa/0db4b55...3-ffc23bc0823c

A bit of a belly, but good massage. Hand and mouth (not toothy), $60 upcharge for FS. Dual shower after. I may repeat if options that day are limited.

[MBennett76]

Sexy Jade.

When it comes to a massage this lady will rip you apart. Told her I want a hard deep tissue massage and she definitely delivered. Cute lady, in her mid mid-late 30's, solid athletic body. Natural boobs which were some of the best I have seen at least that's what she told me. Safety Lady CBJ, CFS, HJ, MSOG but no kissing. Would see her again just for the massage.

Sweet Gracee.

Seen her several times, older lady, age and I am guessing, 40-50 but age is not a issue with me. Body is decent with enhanced boobs. Another great massage, deep tissue will walk on you, she teases you as well when your on your back. On the flip she gives you options CFS or BBBJCIM and a little kissing thrown in.

[MBennett76]

Sexy Jade.

When it comes to a massage this lady will rip you apart. Told her I want a hard deep tissue massage and she definitely delivered. Cute lady, in her mid mid-late 30's, solid athletic body. Natural boobs which were some of the best I have seen at least that's what she told me. Safety Lady CBJ, CFS, HJ, MSOG but no kissing. Would see her again just for the massage.

Sweet Gracee.

Seen her several times, older lady, age and I am guessing, 40-50 but age is not a issue with me. Body is decent with enhanced boobs. Another great massage, deep tissue will walk on you, she teases you as well when your on your back. On the flip she gives you options CFS or BBBJCIM and a little kissing thrown in.