Escort Reports

[Freaky360]

Ever since TNA came back online, I was really hoping there would be better changes. But alas, it's the same ol' same ol'. Seems like there's maybe a handful of providers on there that I'm actually interested in seeing and the rest are GPS for no real purpose other than just waiting $500 for literally laying there and not allowing any RBGFE services. Now I get that a provider has every right to charge whatever she wants and to keep her menu so limited that she's just a single orifice, but seriously, but realistic. Of course it also doesn't help that there are a ridiculous number of simps that pay those exorbitant amounts because they can say they fucked an American girl (let's face it, a good number of them are FOBs that work at FAANG).

I don't know, I guess living on the East Coast for 4 years has really changed my perspective on what $400-$500 gets you these days. The SBs here suck, the "GFE" providers don't actually provide RBGFE services, and almost everyone has fallen into the ratchet fad of stupidly long nails, fake eye brows that are so thick you can barely see their eyes, and horrible tattoos. $400-$500 in DC and NYC gets you a girl that is classy, has a clean incall, RBGFE services, and isn't a ratchet ho.

I would much rather just save up my money and not waste them on mediocre experiences and go on a binge week in LA, NYC, Costa Rica again (been taking to a lot of non-pros on IG), and seeing my go-to girls in Tijuana. I'm constantly invited by the owner one of the largest pornstar escort agencies to come visit either LA or LV now that I don't live on the East Coast anymore.

Does anyone else have a similar feeling? Is it REALLY worth it to waste money here in the PNW?

I was in NJ a few months ago. Went with a local agency. Pain to book with simply because they only offer same day appointments. I had a lot going on and wanted to plan a visit ahead of time. But one day I had a spot open, booked an hour with a 23 year old Italian chick. Long dark hair, perfect olive skin, sultry voice to go with her bedroom eyes. No upsell for fetish requests, super RBGFE, and was up for everything I requested. $$. 5 for the visit. That same visit out here would be easily $500+ and probably half as good. Supply and demand is a bit of the issue, the other issue is a lot of dudes are willing to pay top dollar for a super safety visit with an average looking lady. It's crazy.

[Ray Purchase]

Ever since TNA came back online, I was really hoping there would be better changes. But alas, it's the same ol' same ol'. Seems like there's maybe a handful of providers on there that I'm actually interested in seeing and the rest are GPS for no real purpose other than just waiting $500 for literally laying there and not allowing any RBGFE services. Now I get that a provider has every right to charge whatever she wants and to keep her menu so limited that she's just a single orifice, but seriously, but realistic. Of course it also doesn't help that there are a ridiculous number of simps that pay those exorbitant amounts because they can say they fucked an American girl (let's face it, a good number of them are FOBs that work at FAANG).

I don't know, I guess living on the East Coast for 4 years has really changed my perspective on what $400-$500 gets you these days. The SBs here suck, the "GFE" providers don't actually provide RBGFE services, and almost everyone has fallen into the ratchet fad of stupidly long nails, fake eye brows that are so thick you can barely see their eyes, and horrible tattoos. $400-$500 in DC and NYC gets you a girl that is classy, has a clean incall, RBGFE services, and isn't a ratchet ho.

I would much rather just save up my money and not waste them on mediocre experiences and go on a binge week in LA, NYC, Costa Rica again (been taking to a lot of non-pros on IG), and seeing my go-to girls in Tijuana. I'm constantly invited by the owner one of the largest pornstar escort agencies to come visit either LA or LV now that I don't live on the East Coast anymore.

Does anyone else have a similar feeling? Is it REALLY worth it to waste money here in the PNW?

I hear you brother, like everything in this country it's all about maximum profit, I'd save up some money and head over to Thailand, have two weeks in the sun and you can have a woman for a few hours for around $140.

I hear the love sisters are good bang for the buck, but you try getting an appointment. Happy hunting.

[VikVaughanKon]

Deep down I really hope for an extra 75 she legitimately busts out puppets from under her bed and puts on a show for you.

Lmao this is too good.

[BackInSea]

Ever since TNA came back online, I was really hoping there would be better changes. But alas, it's the same ol' same ol'. Seems like there's maybe a handful of providers on there that I'm actually interested in seeing and the rest are GPS for no real purpose other than just waiting $500 for literally laying there and not allowing any RBGFE services. Now I get that a provider has every right to charge whatever she wants and to keep her menu so limited that she's just a single orifice, but seriously, but realistic. Of course it also doesn't help that there are a ridiculous number of simps that pay those exorbitant amounts because they can say they fucked an American girl (let's face it, a good number of them are FOBs that work at FAANG).

I don't know, I guess living on the East Coast for 4 years has really changed my perspective on what $400-$500 gets you these days. The SBs here suck, the "GFE" providers don't actually provide RBGFE services, and almost everyone has fallen into the ratchet fad of stupidly long nails, fake eye brows that are so thick you can barely see their eyes, and horrible tattoos. $400-$500 in DC and NYC gets you a girl that is classy, has a clean incall, RBGFE services, and isn't a ratchet ho.

I would much rather just save up my money and not waste them on mediocre experiences and go on a binge week in LA, NYC, Costa Rica again (been taking to a lot of non-pros on IG), and seeing my go-to girls in Tijuana. I'm constantly invited by the owner one of the largest pornstar escort agencies to come visit either LA or LV now that I don't live on the East Coast anymore.

Does anyone else have a similar feeling? Is it REALLY worth it to waste money here in the PNW?

[Ray Purchase]

This list is a great resource for us guys with the fever!

Adding:

Christinek. Great massage with intense stretching. Typical offering, CBJ cfs. She allows DATY for an up charge of $. 5. Which seemed a lot for that. Decent HJ too. Not sure on msog but never asked. Her face is cute. I think she has some European mix. Her body is decent. Small curvy and good boobs but a tummy. I need to repeat some time.

Mikki (moosawane) - she been discussed at length. Good value and if she likes you will do full BB services (not my thing).

Sandybestnuru- good body. Face ok. I like the mirrors all over and lots of b2 b massage. As close to FS as you can get without ever doing it. That's the nuru. I didn't opt for companion. Overall pretty good. Will repeat.

Erin- looks like her pics. Cute. Feels pretty mechanical. But good massage and easy to book with. Won't repeat.

Let's keep this informative thread going!

Sandy best nuru, it says for nuru not count by hour? What does that mean. How long did you get?

[Ray Purchase]

Sexy Jade.

When it comes to a massage this lady will rip you apart. Told her I want a hard deep tissue massage and she definitely delivered. Cute lady, in her mid mid-late 30's, solid athletic body. Natural boobs which were some of the best I have seen at least that's what she told me. Safety Lady CBJ, CFS, HJ, MSOG but no kissing. Would see her again just for the massage.

Sweet Gracee.

Seen her several times, older lady, age and I am guessing, 40-50 but age is not a issue with me. Body is decent with enhanced boobs. Another great massage, deep tissue will walk on you, she teases you as well when your on your back. On the flip she gives you options CFS or BBBJCIM and a little kissing thrown in.

Thanks thinking of seeing Gracee

[GolphPro]

I had a great date with Sophia100.

Lfk, camel slide start. Daty / dato, BBBJ, bls, sloppy, dirty talk. Cowgirl, Mish, Doggie.

Amazing ass. She loves white dad bods.

No BBFS. No Greek.

[HH216]

https://rubmd.com/seattle-wa/0db4b55...3-ffc23bc0823c

A bit of a belly, but good massage. Hand and mouth (not toothy), $60 upcharge for FS. Dual shower after. I may repeat if options that day are limited.

[MBennett76]

Sexy Jade.

When it comes to a massage this lady will rip you apart. Told her I want a hard deep tissue massage and she definitely delivered. Cute lady, in her mid mid-late 30's, solid athletic body. Natural boobs which were some of the best I have seen at least that's what she told me. Safety Lady CBJ, CFS, HJ, MSOG but no kissing. Would see her again just for the massage.

Sweet Gracee.

Seen her several times, older lady, age and I am guessing, 40-50 but age is not a issue with me. Body is decent with enhanced boobs. Another great massage, deep tissue will walk on you, she teases you as well when your on your back. On the flip she gives you options CFS or BBBJCIM and a little kissing thrown in.

[MBennett76]

Sexy Jade.

When it comes to a massage this lady will rip you apart. Told her I want a hard deep tissue massage and she definitely delivered. Cute lady, in her mid mid-late 30's, solid athletic body. Natural boobs which were some of the best I have seen at least that's what she told me. Safety Lady CBJ, CFS, HJ, MSOG but no kissing. Would see her again just for the massage.

Sweet Gracee.

Seen her several times, older lady, age and I am guessing, 40-50 but age is not a issue with me. Body is decent with enhanced boobs. Another great massage, deep tissue will walk on you, she teases you as well when your on your back. On the flip she gives you options CFS or BBBJCIM and a little kissing thrown in.

[Ray Purchase]

This list is a great resource for us guys with the fever!

Adding:

Christinek. Great massage with intense stretching. Typical offering, CBJ cfs. She allows DATY for an up charge of $. 5. Which seemed a lot for that. Decent HJ too. Not sure on msog but never asked. Her face is cute. I think she has some European mix. Her body is decent. Small curvy and good boobs but a tummy. I need to repeat some time.

Mikki (moosawane) - she been discussed at length. Good value and if she likes you will do full BB services (not my thing).

Sandybestnuru- good body. Face ok. I like the mirrors all over and lots of b2 b massage. As close to FS as you can get without ever doing it. That's the nuru. I didn't opt for companion. Overall pretty good. Will repeat.

Erin- looks like her pics. Cute. Feels pretty mechanical. But good massage and easy to book with. Won't repeat.

Let's keep this informative thread going!

Thai Maya.

Easy to book, nice clean apartment.

Discreet location and parking spot.

Maya is really friendly, mid to late 40s I'd say body small not slim but not fat or chubby either, face is kinda cute, massage was ok,. Cfs, CBJ. Great pair of tits and let's you tit fuck them. No rush after you're done, shower available before and After.

[JasonMyers]

Anybody seen this lady?

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....-to-please-you!26%23128139%3 B-%26%23128139%3 B-%26%23128139%3 B-Unbeatable-specials!

[BoboThe55]

Deep down I really hope for an extra 75 she legitimately busts out puppets from under her bed and puts on a show for you.

Just curious if the daddy has been identified after she pipped out her kid?

[TnaHunter2014]

Have been able to check out a bunch of the Asian providers over the last few months in Bellevue, so wanted to share some details for the board, pm for more info and the other board has the rates / info.

Yukigo- she has been around for a while, but has kept it good physically. She's got the enthusiasm and customer service that makes me come back. BBBJ, cfs, msog (if discussed in advance), multiple positions, good massage.

Sordong (Cutefire24) - she's got an incredible body, her face is so so. Honestly I like her because she is tight where it counts, feels like a finger trap. Hard to not bust it quick with that machinery. BBBJ (VIP), cfs, doesn't seem into msog, crappy massage, seems to like only one or two positions at most.

Matra- she's also been around a while but is in good physical condition, I like her because she is small and easy to manipulate into positions I like, she also takes it rough (YMMV) willingly for me. She's got the perfect spinner size and is tiny. I'm no giant, so like being with a slim small provider. Downside is she is all safety, but upside is great massage and customer service. CBJ, msog, cfs, multiple positions, great massage.

Sandy (Sandy888- not nuru Sandy) - this was the first of those overpriced Thai providers that are listed at $ above the others I tried. Was hoping for a true GFE but didn't get it. Overall, not worth the up charge- she is a close (not exact) match to photos but is a rush oriented provider that shorted me on a session time. - BBBJ, cfs, no msog, crappy massage, a wham bam go home type of girl (she isn't a post op like some of her friends I hear).

Champagne- kind of the opposite of the Sandy888- great body and face but also engaging and good service without the rush, one of my favs but she went out of the country and hasn't come back. She was my go to attractive young Asian provider that is dependable. Downside is all safety. CBJ, cfs, msog.

Lisa456- super sweet provider, if you treat her well she remembers and treats you well also. She isn't the hottest provider out there, but always enthusiastic, also has availability whenever you want pretty much. BBBJ, cfs, decent massage, msog.

ExoticGina- another provider with a great body but just poor service, was a hassle to get an appointment set up. Although she is hot, I need some level of basic service to repeat, pm for more info on this. CBJ, cfs, crappy massage.

Luisa (Thai Luisa) - she has an ok body but she's not super attractive in her face which kind of kills the mood. She does have a good attitude (joint shower, good skills at massage) and good value at basic rates- open to cim, cof, and perhaps more. BBBJ, cfs, msog, cim, cof, great massage.

I'm still on the lookout for a dependable BBFS provider, a good bng provider, dependable younger attractive Asian providers, and a true GFE (kissing, etc) provider at $3/$4 rates- happy to trade details for reccs.

This list is a great resource for us guys with the fever!

Adding:

Christinek. Great massage with intense stretching. Typical offering, CBJ cfs. She allows DATY for an up charge of $. 5. Which seemed a lot for that. Decent HJ too. Not sure on msog but never asked. Her face is cute. I think she has some European mix. Her body is decent. Small curvy and good boobs but a tummy. I need to repeat some time.

Mikki (moosawane) - she been discussed at length. Good value and if she likes you will do full BB services (not my thing).

Sandybestnuru- good body. Face ok. I like the mirrors all over and lots of b2 b massage. As close to FS as you can get without ever doing it. That's the nuru. I didn't opt for companion. Overall pretty good. Will repeat.

Erin- looks like her pics. Cute. Feels pretty mechanical. But good massage and easy to book with. Won't repeat.

Let's keep this informative thread going!

[ScotchYoke]

Think Fisting.

Yes, of course, thank you. It occurred to me a bit after posting.