Massage Parlor Reports

**AlexKx93** · 05-27-22 16:13

Originally Posted by Quacktastic [View Original Post]

So I showed up at MM, Keiko instantly recognized me. She asked me to wait outside for 10 minutes and she kicked out every other monger. Then insisted on rolling out a red carpet, having the girls line up naked, and begged me to let her service me herself. Being kind and considerate, I allowed her to join me and all the other girls in a massive orgy. Keiko was adamant that I didn't have to pay and instead paid me. Unfortunately all they had were XL condoms that were far too tight so I was forced to go bareback. (Side note: all the providers and the cleaning lady are now inseminated).

Then I headed over to NDS and as soon as they saw me they put a CLOSED sign in the door and raped me repeatedly until they were all inseminated as well as their Amazon delivery driver. (Talk about bad timing).

Since I was still horny I went to OS and Vicki flew in special just to take my seed. So yeah, she's out of commission for at least a year.

Then I had to hurry to the airport and catch my flight. But I noticed I had an extra piece of luggage. Keiko had kidden in a suitcase and placed herself in my trunk because she was so smitten by my amazing good looks and 20 inch penis. I respectfully declined and got on my private jet.

Hit me up for the details and phone numbers!

Lmao. Nice parody of all the try-hard posts we've seen lately.

**Batman6969** · 05-27-22 16:10

Originally Posted by Quacktastic [View Original Post]

So I showed up at MM, Keiko instantly recognized me. She asked me to wait outside for 10 minutes and she kicked out every other monger. Then insisted on rolling out a red carpet, having the girls line up naked, and begged me to let her service me herself. Being kind and considerate, I allowed her to join me and all the other girls in a massive orgy. Keiko was adamant that I didn't have to pay and instead paid me. Unfortunately all they had were XL condoms that were far too tight so I was forced to go bareback. (Side note: all the providers and the cleaning lady are now inseminated).

Then I headed over to NDS and as soon as they saw me they put a CLOSED sign in the door and raped me repeatedly until they were all inseminated as well as their Amazon delivery driver. (Talk about bad timing).

Since I was still horny I went to OS and Vicki flew in special just to take my seed. So yeah, she's out of commission for at least a year.

Then I had to hurry to the airport and catch my flight. But I noticed I had an extra piece of luggage. Keiko had kidden in a suitcase and placed herself in my trunk because she was so smitten by my amazing good looks and 20 inch penis. I respectfully declined and got on my private jet.

Hit me up for the details and phone numbers!

You're my hero!

**Quacktastic** · 05-27-22 14:12

So I showed up at MM, Keiko instantly recognized me. She asked me to wait outside for 10 minutes and she kicked out every other monger. Then insisted on rolling out a red carpet, having the girls line up naked, and begged me to let her service me herself. Being kind and considerate, I allowed her to join me and all the other girls in a massive orgy. Keiko was adamant that I didn't have to pay and instead paid me. Unfortunately all they had were XL condoms that were far too tight so I was forced to go bareback. (Side note: all the providers and the cleaning lady are now inseminated).

Then I headed over to NDS and as soon as they saw me they put a CLOSED sign in the door and raped me repeatedly until they were all inseminated as well as their Amazon delivery driver. (Talk about bad timing).

Since I was still horny I went to OS and Vicki flew in special just to take my seed. So yeah, she's out of commission for at least a year.

Then I had to hurry to the airport and catch my flight. But I noticed I had an extra piece of luggage. Keiko had kidden in a suitcase and placed herself in my trunk because she was so smitten by my amazing good looks and 20 inch penis. I respectfully declined and got on my private jet.

Hit me up for the details and phone numbers!

**SC James** · 05-27-22 13:28

Originally Posted by BlueSteel90 [View Original Post]

Is MM called Milk as well?

MM for short.

**Batman6969** · 05-27-22 07:59

Originally Posted by LuckyDude00 [View Original Post]

Guess I may have to pass this time. I will see how it plays out. I wonder if the the boss lady will get mad if I'm at the door at 8:30-8:45.

8:45 you won't have any problem.

**PapaChulu** · 05-27-22 05:54

Does anyone know when Vicky will be back? I haven't seen her yet, she I s definitely on my list to visit when she returns.

Thanks!

PC.

**BlueSteel90** · 05-27-22 02:15

Originally Posted by LuckyDude00 [View Original Post]

Going to be down in Orlando and wanted to stop by MM but I'm on a time schedule. Anyone ever been in before opening time? They don't open until 9 but I would need more like 8. Hate to miss the opportunity.

Is MM called Milk as well?

**LuckyDude00** · 05-26-22 21:10

Originally Posted by Twist [View Original Post]

My experience is they don't answer the phone or open the door until around 9 am. Maybe 5 minutes early but that is the best you will likely get. I've had them answer the phone 15 minutes early once when I was checking on the lineup but 9 am is usually it.

Guess I may have to pass this time. I will see how it plays out. I wonder if the the boss lady will get mad if I'm at the door at 8:30-8:45.

**NikeGuy23** · 05-26-22 18:40

Went to Blue Ocean again to see more of their beautiful Latinas. In comes this sexy ass Columbiana, who goes by Mia. She is so damn fine and she speaks English too. Quick massage then it's on. Funny part of the massage was her tapping my ass like they were bongos; telling me I have a nice ass LOL. First let me say there should be a law to carry hats of all sizes, not one hat fits all. I had to settle for their small hat again but oh well. We start off k9 and Mia is telling me to go slow because junior is too big. No problem. This girl's body is something to be idolized. She puts time at the gym and it's shows. Great legs, great ass, great man made breasts. I pounded away then we switched to mission. This girl was so beautiful to look at man. Of course their small hat had to come off and she finished me with a HJ. We talked a little about the gym while we cleaned up and dressed and off I went. Very hot Latina.

**RowdyReptile** · 05-26-22 14:18

You are a legend in your own mind. And why is this on the Massage Parlor Report? I guess toot your own horn.

Thanks for heads up Admin.

And thanks for your awesome report Batman!

Originally Posted by MathGuy59 [View Original Post]

I wanted to post this in the Orlando Forum:

So, I spoke with Dallas yesterday afternoon. I had not spoken with her in almost 8 years! Yes, she still has her phone number. I texted her just on a whim. I could not believe that she responded, as I thought she would have purchased a new number. So, we chatted up a bit and she definitely remembered me! I was very impressed. We exchanged a few pics. And, yes, she is as beautiful and sexy as she ever was. I nearly blew my load just looking at her hot and sexy photos. As we all know, Dallas was legendary and among the very, very, VERY best looking providers in this area. I saw over 1,000 ladies when I lived in Orlando and inseminated over 700 of them with my thick, potent, warm and salty JAG-SEED. Yes, you can read all of my reviews on my banned Thread, LOL.

Indeed, Dallas is and was always a true, loving sweetheart to speak with and to hang out with. A real GFE for the ages!!

**MathGuy59** · 05-26-22 13:37

So, I spoke with her again briefly today and I wanted to update her biographical profile. Dallas now owns and operates a gorgeous Spa in the Orlando / Casselberry / Maitland / Winter Park area. Dallas is a fully licensed beauty professional who is doing very well. Her Spa does waxing, hair, eyebrows, nails, as well as massage.

Dallas is retired from the "game" and we should all wish her the absolute best of success.

MG59.

**Batman6969** · 05-26-22 13:20

I saw Amanda this morning and those tits look better that ever as she has put on just a little bit of weight. She was very excited to see me and she made sure we were going to have a good time. At one point she even said "I know you like to fuck Mocha the best but I'm glad you are fucking me today". When a girls starts off saying something like that you know you're in for a hell of a time and Amanda did not disappoint. Started with a crazy time in the room before we even made it to the TS. I was already eating her sweet little pussy before we even left the room. Got to the TS and I laid on the table face up and she obviously got the hint. Did some slip and slide and she started giving me a nice BBBJ, slipped on a cover and climbed aboard. She came pretty quickly and went back to the BBBJ and it wasn't long and I was shooting my first load down her throat. Got dried off and back in the room she laid on the table and started playing with herself. I watched her do that for a minute and started eating that sweet pussy of hers again. She was getting loud as hell and it was pretty funny as I could hear Jun Jun across the hall having a good time herself. Amanda got down on her knees and started sucking me off again. Threw on the cover and bent over the table with one leg up and I started tearing it up. She was yelling the entire time and finally said "I cum again ". I flipped her over and finished in standing mish until finally filling the hat. I looked like I had just taken a swim I was so drenched. Amanda was pretty sweaty herself so we went back to the TS for a quick rinse off. Went back to the room where she dressed me, gave me a water and another huge kiss and out the door I went. Yet another amazing time had at MM.

**Twist** · 05-26-22 09:12

Originally Posted by LuckyDude00 [View Original Post]

Going to be down in Orlando and wanted to stop by MM but I'm on a time schedule. Anyone ever been in before opening time? They don't open until 9 but I would need more like 8. Hate to miss the opportunity.

My experience is they don't answer the phone or open the door until around 9 am. Maybe 5 minutes early but that is the best you will likely get. I've had them answer the phone 15 minutes early once when I was checking on the lineup but 9 am is usually it.

**LuckyDude00** · 05-26-22 09:01

Going to be down in Orlando and wanted to stop by MM but I'm on a time schedule. Anyone ever been in before opening time? They don't open until 9 but I would need more like 8. Hate to miss the opportunity.

**MathGuy59** · 05-26-22 05:29

I wanted to post this in the Orlando Forum:

So, I spoke with Dallas yesterday afternoon. I had not spoken with her in almost 8 years! Yes, she still has her phone number. I texted her just on a whim. I could not believe that she responded, as I thought she would have purchased a new number. So, we chatted up a bit and she definitely remembered me! I was very impressed. We exchanged a few pics. And, yes, she is as beautiful and sexy as she ever was. I nearly blew my load just looking at her hot and sexy photos. As we all know, Dallas was legendary and among the very, very, VERY best looking providers in this area. I saw over 1,000 ladies when I lived in Orlando and inseminated over 700 of them with my thick, potent, warm and salty JAG-SEED. Yes, you can read all of my reviews on my banned Thread, LOL.

Indeed, Dallas is and was always a true, loving sweetheart to speak with and to hang out with. A real GFE for the ages!!

I now live in Boston. But, I plan on coming down to Orlando for a vacation and Dallas and I will definitely relive some of the best memories we have ever had. I really miss Orlando and the talent level that is down there. Boston is decent, but, nowhere close to what Orlando has to offer. After being here for 8 years, I already fucked and inseminated well over 600-700 providers. But the quality of providers up here falls short of the quality of providers in Orlando. There are mostly AMPs up here on every fucking street corner and many of them are older chubby and speak very bad English. LOL. I truly miss the all American Girls, like Dallas.

Ah, yes. The good old days.