Massage Parlor Reports

[Quacktastic]

So I showed up at MM, Keiko instantly recognized me. She asked me to wait outside for 10 minutes and she kicked out every other monger. Then insisted on rolling out a red carpet, having the girls line up naked, and begged me to let her service me herself. Being kind and considerate, I allowed her to join me and all the other girls in a massive orgy. Keiko was adamant that I didn't have to pay and instead paid me. Unfortunately all they had were XL condoms that were far too tight so I was forced to go bareback. (Side note: all the providers and the cleaning lady are now inseminated).

Then I headed over to NDS and as soon as they saw me they put a CLOSED sign in the door and raped me repeatedly until they were all inseminated as well as their Amazon delivery driver. (Talk about bad timing).

Since I was still horny I went to OS and Vicki flew in special just to take my seed. So yeah, she's out of commission for at least a year.

Then I had to hurry to the airport and catch my flight. But I noticed I had an extra piece of luggage. Keiko had kidden in a suitcase and placed herself in my trunk because she was so smitten by my amazing good looks and 20 inch penis. I respectfully declined and got on my private jet.

Hit me up for the details and phone numbers!

[SC James]

Is MM called Milk as well?

MM for short.

[Batman6969]

Guess I may have to pass this time. I will see how it plays out. I wonder if the the boss lady will get mad if I'm at the door at 8:30-8:45.

8:45 you won't have any problem.

[PapaChulu]

Does anyone know when Vicky will be back? I haven't seen her yet, she I s definitely on my list to visit when she returns.

Thanks!

PC.

[BlueSteel90]

Going to be down in Orlando and wanted to stop by MM but I'm on a time schedule. Anyone ever been in before opening time? They don't open until 9 but I would need more like 8. Hate to miss the opportunity.

Is MM called Milk as well?

[LuckyDude00]

My experience is they don't answer the phone or open the door until around 9 am. Maybe 5 minutes early but that is the best you will likely get. I've had them answer the phone 15 minutes early once when I was checking on the lineup but 9 am is usually it.

Guess I may have to pass this time. I will see how it plays out. I wonder if the the boss lady will get mad if I'm at the door at 8:30-8:45.

[NikeGuy23]

Went to Blue Ocean again to see more of their beautiful Latinas. In comes this sexy ass Columbiana, who goes by Mia. She is so damn fine and she speaks English too. Quick massage then it's on. Funny part of the massage was her tapping my ass like they were bongos; telling me I have a nice ass LOL. First let me say there should be a law to carry hats of all sizes, not one hat fits all. I had to settle for their small hat again but oh well. We start off k9 and Mia is telling me to go slow because junior is too big. No problem. This girl's body is something to be idolized. She puts time at the gym and it's shows. Great legs, great ass, great man made breasts. I pounded away then we switched to mission. This girl was so beautiful to look at man. Of course their small hat had to come off and she finished me with a HJ. We talked a little about the gym while we cleaned up and dressed and off I went. Very hot Latina.

[RowdyReptile]

You are a legend in your own mind. And why is this on the Massage Parlor Report? I guess toot your own horn.

Thanks for heads up Admin.

And thanks for your awesome report Batman!

I wanted to post this in the Orlando Forum:

So, I spoke with Dallas yesterday afternoon. I had not spoken with her in almost 8 years! Yes, she still has her phone number. I texted her just on a whim. I could not believe that she responded, as I thought she would have purchased a new number. So, we chatted up a bit and she definitely remembered me! I was very impressed. We exchanged a few pics. And, yes, she is as beautiful and sexy as she ever was. I nearly blew my load just looking at her hot and sexy photos. As we all know, Dallas was legendary and among the very, very, VERY best looking providers in this area. I saw over 1,000 ladies when I lived in Orlando and inseminated over 700 of them with my thick, potent, warm and salty JAG-SEED. Yes, you can read all of my reviews on my banned Thread, LOL.

Indeed, Dallas is and was always a true, loving sweetheart to speak with and to hang out with. A real GFE for the ages!!

[MathGuy59]

So, I spoke with her again briefly today and I wanted to update her biographical profile. Dallas now owns and operates a gorgeous Spa in the Orlando / Casselberry / Maitland / Winter Park area. Dallas is a fully licensed beauty professional who is doing very well. Her Spa does waxing, hair, eyebrows, nails, as well as massage.

Dallas is retired from the "game" and we should all wish her the absolute best of success.

MG59.

[Batman6969]

I saw Amanda this morning and those tits look better that ever as she has put on just a little bit of weight. She was very excited to see me and she made sure we were going to have a good time. At one point she even said "I know you like to fuck Mocha the best but I'm glad you are fucking me today". When a girls starts off saying something like that you know you're in for a hell of a time and Amanda did not disappoint. Started with a crazy time in the room before we even made it to the TS. I was already eating her sweet little pussy before we even left the room. Got to the TS and I laid on the table face up and she obviously got the hint. Did some slip and slide and she started giving me a nice BBBJ, slipped on a cover and climbed aboard. She came pretty quickly and went back to the BBBJ and it wasn't long and I was shooting my first load down her throat. Got dried off and back in the room she laid on the table and started playing with herself. I watched her do that for a minute and started eating that sweet pussy of hers again. She was getting loud as hell and it was pretty funny as I could hear Jun Jun across the hall having a good time herself. Amanda got down on her knees and started sucking me off again. Threw on the cover and bent over the table with one leg up and I started tearing it up. She was yelling the entire time and finally said "I cum again ". I flipped her over and finished in standing mish until finally filling the hat. I looked like I had just taken a swim I was so drenched. Amanda was pretty sweaty herself so we went back to the TS for a quick rinse off. Went back to the room where she dressed me, gave me a water and another huge kiss and out the door I went. Yet another amazing time had at MM.

[Twist]

Going to be down in Orlando and wanted to stop by MM but I'm on a time schedule. Anyone ever been in before opening time? They don't open until 9 but I would need more like 8. Hate to miss the opportunity.

My experience is they don't answer the phone or open the door until around 9 am. Maybe 5 minutes early but that is the best you will likely get. I've had them answer the phone 15 minutes early once when I was checking on the lineup but 9 am is usually it.

[LuckyDude00]

Going to be down in Orlando and wanted to stop by MM but I'm on a time schedule. Anyone ever been in before opening time? They don't open until 9 but I would need more like 8. Hate to miss the opportunity.

[MathGuy59]

I wanted to post this in the Orlando Forum:

So, I spoke with Dallas yesterday afternoon. I had not spoken with her in almost 8 years! Yes, she still has her phone number. I texted her just on a whim. I could not believe that she responded, as I thought she would have purchased a new number. So, we chatted up a bit and she definitely remembered me! I was very impressed. We exchanged a few pics. And, yes, she is as beautiful and sexy as she ever was. I nearly blew my load just looking at her hot and sexy photos. As we all know, Dallas was legendary and among the very, very, VERY best looking providers in this area. I saw over 1,000 ladies when I lived in Orlando and inseminated over 700 of them with my thick, potent, warm and salty JAG-SEED. Yes, you can read all of my reviews on my banned Thread, LOL.

Indeed, Dallas is and was always a true, loving sweetheart to speak with and to hang out with. A real GFE for the ages!!

I now live in Boston. But, I plan on coming down to Orlando for a vacation and Dallas and I will definitely relive some of the best memories we have ever had. I really miss Orlando and the talent level that is down there. Boston is decent, but, nowhere close to what Orlando has to offer. After being here for 8 years, I already fucked and inseminated well over 600-700 providers. But the quality of providers up here falls short of the quality of providers in Orlando. There are mostly AMPs up here on every fucking street corner and many of them are older chubby and speak very bad English. LOL. I truly miss the all American Girls, like Dallas.

Ah, yes. The good old days.

[JDizzleSizzle]

Welp my vacation report from a couple weeks ago just got 1-Uped!

Well I guess there are Monger Gods. My last trip to FL was supposed to be it for the hobby. But something came up unexpected that put me back near your great city so I said "fuck it, lets try and top the last visit. " Away we go.

My late flight Friday gets diverted to Georgia (totally fucks up my plans) so I just get into King at 11:25 under the buzzer. BUT, I get Bella. Too late for TS but we did the full menu for $$. Been at it a long time and seen MANY providers and Bella is a unicorn. Looks are upper 9's for me, but the personality and willingness to please make her my ATF. Shot the shit with her for like 20 minutes after about crazy stuff that you'd never think you'd learn about. 9/10.

Saturday 9 am at MM. Had Mocha and Sophia last visit and was hoping for someone different and the Monger Gods shined on me with Amanda. Personally I think she looks as good if not better than the other Milk girls. Her body is solid and she is way more into the performance. True GFE. Full menu, full amount of time and even got an extended actual massage after. The Nazi Kiko knocked and was pissed. Said I went way over time. Eh. 9/10.

Drive directly to NDS. Full usage of a lotted time. Arrive around 10:45. Had great experience here last time so this is where I set up home base. Not this time. Drew Tina. Looks were pretty good. More Japanese face than Chinese. Decent spinner body maybe a little older. Full menu but not a real GFE. Afterwards Mandy came in to finish the massage. Cute. And I asked the name of the other girl when I left. Summer and she was pretty hot. Didn't get the 2nd girl offer this time. Pretty disappointed. 6/10.

Off to Tampa for my cover story. Whistling. Done with that by 7 pm. Head to Utopia. I know, not Orlando but its part of this chapter. Get my fix of ebony wirh Ariel. Decent body and standard 6 shop service. Full covered menu. Miss those Asians, but ya got to diversify. 7/10.

Grab a shower and call Journey. Make sure Harlow is available. Read quite a bit about her and wanted to check that off. Its 10:05 and she has an 11 pm appointment. Monger Gods fucking rock. Literally speed over there. This chick is so fucking cool. She's got a whole chest of stuff she'll dress up in for you. I pick black leather / latex and chains. Fuckin go me. The girl is built like a linebacker, so beware. Full covered menu, but she took everything I threw at her like a champ. See why she is so well reviewed. 8. 5/10.

Sunday AM. Continuation of the god damn cover story. Such an inconvenience. Done by noon and on my way back to Orlando through Disney traffic. Psychin myself up to hit it hard on the tail end.

Hotel check in and back to NDS at 3 pm. Remembered Summer and asked Tina for her instead. Summer is small (even for an Asian lmao) with a tight little body. Pretty face and I think its her small mouth that's. Enticing. You'd get it if you saw her. Full menu, but no CIM. Kinda ruined it at the end for me. And no 2nd girl offer. Guess they were too busy. 7/10.

Food, shower then Milk. Get there around 5:30 pm. The Ferline in front remembers me from going over my time before and I have no choice of which girl. But I end up getting Sophia and she's solid. As odd as last time (in a good way.) She's singing as we go to the TS dragging me by my cock. Still makes me laugh. Full menu, solid performance and the good ol' CIM to put me back on track. 8. 5/10.

Quick shower, quick nap and back to King to see my favorite. Get there a little before 10 pm. And I totally forgot to call to make sure Bella's available. But the survey says "Monger Gods do exist. " She opens the door and is like "you early enough to get shower!" Its the shit when they remember you. So then proceeds the 2nd best experience ever at a parlor only topped by 2 girls at NDS a few months ago. But Bella does have the title of best provider ever in my 14+ yrs of hobbying. Full menu and once again end up shooting the shit til after they close. Experiences aren't always judged in how good a BJ is. But. Her BJ is phenomenal. 10/10.

Monday, last day, clock is ticking. 9 am back to NDS near home base. Only one left is Mandy the massage finisher. Tina opens the door and in my head I hear "I don't want you" but instead ask for Mandy. Now Mandy would pry be my last choice of the 3 by looks, but holy shit she was a fucking tiger! Really likes to grab your hips and get that tongue in there. Oh shivers. Total dark horse who ended up being the best at NDS. Full menu. Even gave a nice massage after. 9/10.

Now I may have been able to make it to Milk and then my flight, but one must respect the Monger Gods. I didn't think I could top the last trip, but it happened. Because I RTFF and all the quality posts. Thanks again for the info. I doubt I'll see Orlando again. Said it before, you guys are spoiled so overendulge! And I guess the Monger Gods won't let me leave the hobby. One of the girls I saw is headed to Chicago later this year and gave me her number. Fucking Monger Gods.

PM me for any info you need if ever visiting Chicago, Wisonsin, Iowa. Least I could do to repay all the info you guys provided.

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[Plex10]

Only had one AMP experience at the big 3 and wasnt to happy overall. Trying my luck again, don't need FS just a HE, if theres any oral play allowed from both sides that's great. I've narrowed it down to Tina a star, extremely interested in the back walking portion and would really like a good massage. Is it the standard 80 hr? What are the tip expectations? Can I do CC for the hr Cash for tip? Can I typically get away with making an appt same day? Any details would be helpful.

Any other recommendations are welcome.

Thanks.