Massage Parlor Reports

[BoboThe55]

A-hole mongers! (cntd).

And please stop calling multiple times dammit!

If someone doesn't answer the call that does NOT mean you call again, and then again, and then again.
It totally ruins the mood when I am on the bed and she has to get up and answer the phone (multiple times).

WTF there is probably only 3 mongers that. Do this but they fucking never learn.

I call first, let it ring no more than three times. I drive by if there are too many cars I keep on driving. If I stop by and ring the bell, I only wait a minute, if longer obviously she is buzzy.

[WaRubMonger]

Any input on Mi Massage in Everett (4th Ave W)? Do you offer more than a good massage? Any provider recommendations will also be much appreciated. Place on way to my new work, hoping for some fun.

My last inquiry found all legit. Give it a go, see what happens.

[BlueOrigin]

Any input on Mi Massage in Everett (4th Ave W)? Do you offer more than a good massage? Any provider recommendations will also be much appreciated. Place on way to my new work, hoping for some fun.

[MartyByrde]

A-hole mongers! (cntd).

And please stop calling multiple times dammit!

If someone doesn't answer the call that does NOT mean you call again, and then again, and then again.
It totally ruins the mood when I am on the bed and she has to get up and answer the phone (multiple times).

Continued. It should go without saying that one should never, never pay too much for extra services.

[DudeXoXo]

Buck, the entire point of this site is for like minded mongers to exchange information on how to best pursue activities relating to this hobby. This helps everyone save time, money and headaches when pursuing these activities. So when you write a nice report like you have above but then tell us to go try every massage parlor in town and we will eventually find it. No one has time to try every parlor that's why we all come to this site to leverage and build upon the experience of each other. It's ok if you do not want to give the name but give initials, a street, a landmark, anything, something! Thank you.

Did anyone ever figure out what place this is? A nice sensual massage and edging sounds pretty great. Thanks in advance.

[SeattleMassage]

A-hole mongers! (cntd).

And please stop calling multiple times dammit!

If someone doesn't answer the call that does NOT mean you call again, and then again, and then again.
It totally ruins the mood when I am on the bed and she has to get up and answer the phone (multiple times).

[Mitch Cor]

Thanks. I tried Vicky (Cambodian) the other day, and had the same experience. Good rub, really nice firm body (fake tits), but bad attitude, unfriendly, didn't smile once, and haggled over basics like MSOG. BJ and PM was offered for upcharge but I didn't bother. Don't recommend. Better options for 200 out there!

Met her some time last year https://rubmd.com/seattle-wa/9477df6...a-09ec1b13294d, I think she was Cambodian. Just a an average rub and she didn't seem to be in a good mood. She is not as hot as she is in her pics. Would recommend to skip.

[TomaIn]

Are they still older Aunties?

Late 30's to early 40's.

[TnaHunter2014]

Took a chance and visited Vita on Hwy 99 in Lynnwood. Very clean place with an entrance in the back. Was greeted by a tall, flat chested, and slim Chinese girl, maybe in her 30's. Paid $40 for the half hr. The room was slightly cold but manageable. Massage was okay, and on the flip discretely agreed on HE. Things were going quite well, until.

Half way thru the main event, the doorbell rang. Being alone, she had to leave and tell the monger to come back in 30 min. Well he decided to hold her up and play 50 questions. I started losing my temper at this fuckwad! I swear, if I was my younger self, I would have walked out there and dropped kicked his mother fucking ass. Lucky for him, I cut my losses and just started to get dressed. Once the vibe was totally destroyed, of course dipshit finally left. She came back, saw me dressed, and started apologizing profusely. I handed her $40 and told it's all is good. She asked me to come back and would give a free hour massage next time. Thanked her and left.

So with all due respect to you mongers. If you walk into an AMP and the lady tells you to come back later, turn around and just fucking LEAVE!! Respect the fact they are busy with clients and this isn't your time. Anyone else encounter situations like this?

Thanks for bringing this up. I've had the exact experience a few times. Some advice to all mongers:

1) they barely speak English so don't ask complicated shit like "can I stop in after my dry cleaning pick up I'm thinking about 40 minutes?

2) take the hint! Read the room! I've been there too. The masseuse answers the door only thru a 2 inch crack and is trying to cover herself while all hot and sweaty. Clearly you can see you just interrupted something. Right?

3) if you ring the bell and no one comes out for a couple minutes. Fuck off. Don't keep knocking or shouting "hello?

[BoboThe55]

Took a chance and visited Vita on Hwy 99 in Lynnwood. Very clean place with an entrance in the back. Was greeted by a tall, flat chested, and slim Chinese girl, maybe in her 30's. Paid $40 for the half hr. The room was slightly cold but manageable. Massage was okay, and on the flip discretely agreed on HE. Things were going quite well, until.

Half way thru the main event, the doorbell rang. Being alone, she had to leave and tell the monger to come back in 30 min. Well he decided to hold her up and play 50 questions. I started losing my temper at this fuckwad! I swear, if I was my younger self, I would have walked out there and dropped kicked his mother fucking ass. Lucky for him, I cut my losses and just started to get dressed. Once the vibe was totally destroyed, of course dipshit finally left. She came back, saw me dressed, and started apologizing profusely. I handed her $40 and told it's all is good. She asked me to come back and would give a free hour massage next time. Thanked her and left.

So with all due respect to you mongers. If you walk into an AMP and the lady tells you to come back later, turn around and just fucking LEAVE!! Respect the fact they are busy with clients and this isn't your time. Anyone else encounter situations like this?

Dude, this is exactly how I feel. If you ring the bell and no one comes right away they are fucking busy!! What good is it going to do to keep ringing the bell until she comes to the door? Your not getting serviced, she is busy.

I have had mongers fucking sit on the bell step inside ask 1000 questions. When they know she is busy. It must be a turn on for these dueshes. Its happened more than once.

[OzzyKid62]

Took a chance and visited Vita on Hwy 99 in Lynnwood. Very clean place with an entrance in the back. Was greeted by a tall, flat chested, and slim Chinese girl, maybe in her 30's. Paid $40 for the half hr. The room was slightly cold but manageable. Massage was okay, and on the flip discretely agreed on HE. Things were going quite well, until.

Half way thru the main event, the doorbell rang. Being alone, she had to leave and tell the monger to come back in 30 min. Well he decided to hold her up and play 50 questions. I started losing my temper at this fuckwad! I swear, if I was my younger self, I would have walked out there and dropped kicked his mother fucking ass. Lucky for him, I cut my losses and just started to get dressed. Once the vibe was totally destroyed, of course dipshit finally left. She came back, saw me dressed, and started apologizing profusely. I handed her $40 and told it's all is good. She asked me to come back and would give a free hour massage next time. Thanked her and left.

So with all due respect to you mongers. If you walk into an AMP and the lady tells you to come back later, turn around and just fucking LEAVE!! Respect the fact they are busy with clients and this isn't your time. Anyone else encounter situations like this?

[Original703]

Visited Lomi (near Aurora & Northgate Way) earlier in the week. Drew Cindy. Attractive, middle-aged, Chinese woman wearing a cute red dress. She led me to the room, asked me how long, and I opted for an hour, donating $200 ($60 house, $140 gratuity). She instructed me to get undressed and she left briefly. I stripped and climbed onto the massage table--I don't think it's heated but at least there's a face cradle. Cindy returned and asked whether I wanted hard touch or soft touch. I asked for medium. She applied maximum pressure and thoroughly worked over my muscles, I think "medium" isn't an option. We followed the body rub with intercourse.

Pros: got more than an hour, intense back-walking, 4-hand upgrade available for $80 (I declined), clean room, friendly demeanor, pleasant scalp massage, minimal talking during massage, cute breasts with responsive nipples and she allowed me to suck on them for a long time, good PM.

Cons: couple of interruptions (one during the massage and another after Cindy had disrobed), during the first interruption another woman entered and massaged my shoulders lacklusterly, during the second interruption Cindy who was nude left the room and spoke with the other provider, officious application of spray-on antiseptic on several body parts--I wasn't allowed to touch her until after she'd sanitized my hands--no FIV or even near the V, no DATY, no kissing. She applied a towel between our bodies reminiscent of the hole-in-the-sheet myth about Hasidic Jews.

Prior to leaving my house, I'd groomed myself: showered, brushed teeth, trimmed nails. Cindy's CBJ was okay but the CFS was not what I'd hoped. Prior to penetration, she sprayed my hands again and my unit. She startled me by saying, "No, no. Don't touch!" indicating that she didn't want me to touch my wrapped cock with my fingers. She guided me inside with her hands but she kept one hand on my penis at all times, making it very difficult to establish a rhythm much less a full erection. Eventually, I pulled out and asked to cum on her belly. She said sure, and then quickly placed a towel on her tummy. I kept my balls pressed against her vulva and stroked myself to climax while she fingered my asshole.

[KnoxNenters]

I went there last weekend for the first time looking for Lucky, got Coco.

You got Lucky. Coco claims she is also Lucky. It's all somewhat confusing. Those girls need to tweak their approach just a little bit, and things would be better. Thanks for piping in.

[MassagedGuy]

Peter Houston clear your inbox and outbox thank you its full.

[Bfm66]

I went to Total Relax a week ago, and relaxed with Coco, supposedly. It was nice, if not a bit straightforward. She was eager and to the point. I left a review on the RM site. Because they have those little monitors in their rooms, you can see activity out in the open areas and entrance while you're hanging out. The only place I know of that has these. Anyway, in one of the video streams, I saw another provider coming in and out of the room with long hair. "Coco" told me she didn't know her name, but then said "Cici". Hmm. Doesn't know her co-worker's name?

Fast forward to this thread, someone mentions Lucky, so I decide that must be who I saw in the video stream. I went back yesterday, after calling to confirm Lucky was there. I recognized the voice on the phone as Coco. When I get there, Coco meets me and practically drags me into a room. I tell her "no, I'm here for Lucky. I called". Coco tells me she is Lucky.

Scree. Brakes. Either Coco is lying, or she's using a different name. Yes, she said, I use two names. OK, but I'm still not interested in seeing her again. I ask about the other girl, and am told to wait 5 minutes. The other girl, supposedly Cici, as Coco confirmed, came in to greet me. She had the long hair, so I assumed she was the one I saw before on the video. Large D breasts, excellent body.

She said her name was Maggie. I spent a half hour or so with her, and enjoyed the massage. There was a *Lot* of haggling, and it killed the mood. We were both put off, and it didn't go great, even though all of the mechanics went flawlessly. Just that undertone of mood-killing negotiations having killed the vibe.

TL; DR. Coco is Lucky, Maggie is Cici and I am confused. I have no intention of ever going back there. Nice place, just out of the way, and I don't like this excessive use of multiple names. That's bullshit.

I went there last weekend for the first time looking for Lucky, got Coco. She looked cute enough, I wanted an hour but she said she had an appointment and could only give me a half hour. After a so / so massage she began the "tease" and at the flip she just wanted to give a CBJ, I said only if I could daty, she said it was her time with "Aunt Flo", after much haggling I got a decent enough CBJ, but the whole haggling deal turned me off too, probably won't repeat when I have go to places that I just hand them 2 bills when I come in and everything is understood without even mentioning particular services.