Strip Club Reports

[Facials]

So I saw this woman at a gym in Seattle who looked so much like a stripper I've got to ask if anyone might know her:

- Heavily tattooed, including back + her entire upper bust all the way to underneath her chin.
- Earlobe stretching with flesh tunnel type earrings.
- Brunette, lean, moderately enhanced bust.
- Pretty face with a very strong chin.
- Late twenties to mid thirties

Does that ring a bell?

Heather.

She will dance at Sugars. Sometimes Kittens or Pandoras.

Works the coffee stand by Handy Andy on Aurora.

[DeezNutz17]

Went in to Pandoras yesterday before meeting up with some friends for drinks. I had budgeted for 2 dances $60. I got a lovely dance from Anya, and was hoping to get one from Martina, but she was busy. Simone goes up on stage, then stops for a chat. Soon we are in the back. It is mid-song, and she starts dancing. I am used to strippers I know, who treat me fare, so I just went with it. That song finishes, no words spoken, and she keeps going. As that song finishes, I said we better stop there. They were very typical dances. Boobs out, and grinding. Nothing I would consider extra. I am expecting $30, one song. She tells me "that was 2 songs, that will be $80 please. " I said, "you are kidding?" I open my wallet, and count out $72, all the cash in it. That was good enough for her. This is not my first rodeo, and I should have known better. That will be the last money she gets from me. I will spend my money on dancers who treat me fare. I go to clubs less, and less. There is better entertainment to be had that letting people work you over.

This is why you got to let them ho's know from the git go that you aint the one to play games with. See. She thought you was a sucka so she decided to play you because you didn't say antyhing but had you said what you were thinking all along she would have never even tried to play you. Lets not forget who we dealing with. These ho's aint trying to give value. They trying to make the easiest money possible. Maybe not the best business model for longevity but I certainly get it when they are young, hot and dumb. Next time don't even play. Tell her straight up what the deal is and she will likely respect that and at least know she needs to find another sucka cause you aint the one. I woulda actually called her out to her face and had a laugh with her about it...Then we could get down to what it really is because all these ho's have a magic number for the right mofo...IJS

[DeezNutz17]

That sounds like Simone. Scam artist.

I've not had that issue with her but I don't doubt she ran game when she thought she could get away with it. In fact any ho at Pandora or any scrip club might do the same. All you got to do is call they shit out right on the spot and they will #1. Not try to run game on you. #2 they will know you aint the type to fall for the okee doke. #3. Then straight up ask them if they DTF or just playin club games. Thats how I roll. No time to play games. If Simone gave me a decent TNA like price I'd take it. She is kinda fine tho and I;m definitely going to keep my eyes open next time I run in to her.

[Mike515]

What does YMMV mean?

Your Mileage May Vary.

Further explanation. It's a safe response by reviewers where a provider may do things for that reviewer but not guaranteed she will do the same for everyone.

Google is your friend as others mentioned.

[Monte Christo]

So I saw this woman at a gym in Seattle who looked so much like a stripper I've got to ask if anyone might know her:

- Heavily tattooed, including back + her entire upper bust all the way to underneath her chin.
- Earlobe stretching with flesh tunnel type earrings.
- Brunette, lean, moderately enhanced bust.
- Pretty face with a very strong chin.
- Late twenties to mid thirties

Does that ring a bell?

[Toomgis]

At 06:30 this morning playground posted on their Instagram stories that they were "Closed until further notice. " Anyone know what's going on?

I'm not sure why but there was no dayshift for awhile. It's my understanding they are back to normal hours. I think Mondays are only nights.

[HeyGoGetIt]

Oregon and Washington clubs are night and day. A lot of Oregon clubs are like a bar with naked women on a stage. Mileage is almost nonexistent with girls in the club. In general dancers are less likely to be enhanced. These clubs are more friendly to go with a group of the people than you'll find in Washington. Oregon clubs are 21 and older and are very strict about checking the I'd with before you enter. A lot of it has to do with her liquor licensing.

Washington club get called juice bars. Coke products, coffee, and water is typically all that's available to drink. Over the years a very few have had snack vending machines but that's been the only food on site. Washington clubs, especially the Puget sound ones have a higher percentage of enhance dancers. The mileage you can expect in the clubs can be incredibly high; On a given day with the right dancer almost everything is on the table.

Totally on point. Had a great time with buddies. Dancers were more natural and teasers vs pleasers. Several talked up full service menu but then backed down when in VIP. They said cameras are always monitored so not willing to jeopardize their jobs. A couple girls did offer takeout but pricey and dicey so took a pass.

OR clubs def had a different vibe with booze. More $ rain on stages & much more chatter and action. Def will do an encore of PDX clubs if I need a rally with my buds.

[BbKingg]

Covered or not on the HJ has always been my option and I go uncovered. I'm clean and respectful too which go a long ways. Even during the pandemic I couldn't get her OTC. I'm thinking never BBFS but that and OTC are always how she feels about you.

She does not do otc. She will do BBFS.

You have to have papers.

Monse, Lucy, Faith, Visa, Naomi, Sasha, Layloni. Mandy, L'I'm, Jesse, Alexis are better bets.

[Barnie]

I wish Seattle clubs had that touring porn star vibe. This was over 20 years ago but I can still remember like it was yesterday when I saw Jenna Jameson in person dancing on stage at the height of her popularity. I still have the Polaroid with her where she took both my hands and placed one on her boob and the other on her pussy. I still get hard thinking about it.

I am of the opinion that every long time dancer is open to BBFS with certain clients.

Anya, Monse, Faith, Naomi Martina would be good places to start.

Everything is YMMV. They will all give cfs at the drop of a hat. The opportunity for BBFS is based on need and proper renumeration.

[TheMightyQuinn]

Thanks for the tip. But by "full menus" are you talking about the girls or the food? I always thought Portland had less action in the lap dance arena.

Oregon and Washington clubs are night and day. A lot of Oregon clubs are like a bar with naked women on a stage. Mileage is almost nonexistent with girls in the club. In general dancers are less likely to be enhanced. These clubs are more friendly to go with a group of the people than you'll find in Washington. Oregon clubs are 21 and older and are very strict about checking the I'd with before you enter. A lot of it has to do with her liquor licensing.

Washington club get called juice bars. Coke products, coffee, and water is typically all that's available to drink. Over the years a very few have had snack vending machines but that's been the only food on site. Washington clubs, especially the Puget sound ones have a higher percentage of enhance dancers. The mileage you can expect in the clubs can be incredibly high; On a given day with the right dancer almost everything is on the table.

[Blazer1979]

Visited the Portland clubs this week. Better variety, full menus and best of all serve drinks. Sucks our clubs can't serve booze. What's the deal? Girls and customers are more chill.

Relaxed and less hustle. More normal outfits, less platform stripper shoes.

Best clubs Spyce & Golden Dragon. Def planning another PDX tour.

Thanks for the tip. But by "full menus" are you talking about the girls or the food? I always thought Portland had less action in the lap dance arena.

[HeyGoGetIt]

Visited the Portland clubs this week. Better variety, full menus and best of all serve drinks. Sucks our clubs can't serve booze. What's the deal? Girls and customers are more chill.

Relaxed and less hustle. More normal outfits, less platform stripper shoes.

Best clubs Spyce & Golden Dragon. Def planning another PDX tour.

[Anony]

To add to the names already given: London Keyes, Jenna Haze, April Sparxxx, and Alexis Texas have worked as feature dancers at Seattle clubs--mostly the Deja Vu-owned clubs. Other porn stars that have worked as house dancers are Danni Ashe and Kat Kleevage. Probably several others as well, but those are the names I'm aware of.

I agree with TheMightyQuinn: Seattle just isn't known for its strip clubs around the country. Maybe clubs would like to get more feature dancers, but its hard to get those porn stars. When I lived in L. A. (prior to 2006), there were feature dancers all over the region. There was one club that opened in the early 1990's and had feature dancers every week!

Adding Natalia Starr and Natasha Starr to the list.

There is definitely a drought of porn stars feature dancing in Seattle. Maybe because it's too far from the LA to Vegas circuit, or maybe because seattle strip clubs are too strict with their no alcohol and no contact laws. I remember a news story where porn star Mary Carrey was arrested in a strip club raid for suggestively touching herself or something lame like that.

[DarkDan]

Just adding to the names but Asa Akira was at the Vu clubs 4-5 yrs ago.

To add to the names already given: London Keyes, Jenna Haze, April Sparxxx, and Alexis Texas have worked as feature dancers at Seattle clubs--mostly the Deja Vu-owned clubs. Other porn stars that have worked as house dancers are Danni Ashe and Kat Kleevage. Probably several others as well, but those are the names I'm aware of.

I agree with TheMightyQuinn: Seattle just isn't known for its strip clubs around the country. Maybe clubs would like to get more feature dancers, but its hard to get those porn stars. When I lived in L. A. (prior to 2006), there were feature dancers all over the region. There was one club that opened in the early 1990's and had feature dancers every week!

[Farquar2]

I wish Seattle clubs had that touring porn star vibe. This was over 20 years ago but I can still remember like it was yesterday when I saw Jenna Jameson in person dancing on stage at the height of her popularity. I still have the Polaroid with her where she took both my hands and placed one on her boob and the other on her pussy. I still get hard thinking about it.

To add to the names already given: London Keyes, Jenna Haze, April Sparxxx, and Alexis Texas have worked as feature dancers at Seattle clubs--mostly the Deja Vu-owned clubs. Other porn stars that have worked as house dancers are Danni Ashe and Kat Kleevage. Probably several others as well, but those are the names I'm aware of.

I agree with TheMightyQuinn: Seattle just isn't known for its strip clubs around the country. Maybe clubs would like to get more feature dancers, but its hard to get those porn stars. When I lived in L. A. (prior to 2006), there were feature dancers all over the region. There was one club that opened in the early 1990's and had feature dancers every week!