Strip Club Reports

**CoronaLime** · 05-10-22 13:48

Originally Posted by Toomgis [View Original Post]

Better hurry. Her Instagram says Saturday is her last day at Pandoras. Not sure yet if she's "retiring" or moving to a different club. She told me a while back she wasn't making money at Pandoras.

Thats because she won't suck my Chinese dick.

**JustAguu** · 05-10-22 12:55

At Pandoras she quoted me 500 for the VIP room. Not sure what the services were. Good LD though.

**Toomgis** · 05-10-22 12:49

Originally Posted by BbKingg [View Original Post]

She does not do otc. She will do BBFS.

You have to have papers.

Better hurry. Her Instagram says Saturday is her last day at Pandoras. Not sure yet if she's "retiring" or moving to a different club. She told me a while back she wasn't making money at Pandoras.

**Farquar2** · 05-10-22 12:07

Originally Posted by ElVatoLoco8869 [View Original Post]

I've learned that silence about a place can go either way. I haven't read anything in here about Devils Triangle. Does anyone have ANYTHING to say about it? Positives or Negatives?

If a strip club in the Puget Sound Region HASN"T already been discussed on this board, it's probably because it's either low mileage or no mileage. D. T. Is one of three downtown Seattle clubs, all owned by Deja Vu. It's been my observation that downtown clubs in any city, including Seattle, and clubs closest to the main airport in any city (here in the Puget Sound Region that's Club SinRock), are tourist / traveler-oriented clubs.

The dancers at those clubs tend to get as much as they can out of any customer that walks in that they can for as little effort as possible. Generally those dancers don't care about cultivating regulars. They will tease customers with offers for services they won't actually provide. D. T. May be a slight exception because a dancer there I talked to said she has regulars from Amazon, which is right across the street. Other than that, in my experience D. T and the two other downtown (or near downtown) clubs, Deja Vu, (1st and Pike) and Dreamgirls at Sodo (a block away from the stadiums), are all in the same category. However, Kittens is just a short drive south of Sodo, and is in a much different category--more of a locals club.

Would like to hear others' experiences at the downtown Seattle clubs.

**ElVatoLoco8869** · 05-10-22 11:12

I've learned that silence about a place can go either way. I haven't read anything in here about Devils Triangle. Does anyone have ANYTHING to say about it? Positives or Negatives?

**Zippy69** · 05-10-22 10:50

Originally Posted by TheMightyQuinn [View Original Post]

Only places I really remember seeing porn stars was in downtown Seattle. But for the most part, Puget Sound clubs don't have the feature dancer / porn star atmosphere.

Of course there are some Puget Sound dancers who became porn stars. Mindy Main comes to mind.

Brings back memories. Porn strare used to come to the Lusty Lady. I remember walking down the street and a limo pulls up. Hyapatia Lee gets out. Some frumpy DJ from 96.5 is with her and introduces her to the person working there. I figure what the hell. I go in and into the booths for a while. I come out and she's in the private booth. I go in and beat off with her for about $30. Good times.

**SkyJock** · 05-09-22 20:01

Originally Posted by Leroy69 [View Original Post]

Went in to Pandoras yesterday before meeting up with some friends for drinks. I had budgeted for 2 dances $60. I got a lovely dance from Anya, and was hoping to get one from Martina, but she was busy. Simone goes up on stage, then stops for a chat. Soon we are in the back. It is mid-song, and she starts dancing. I am used to strippers I know, who treat me fare, so I just went with it. That song finishes, no words spoken, and she keeps going. As that song finishes, I said we better stop there. They were very typical dances. Boobs out, and grinding. Nothing I would consider extra. I am expecting $30, one song. She tells me "that was 2 songs, that will be $80 please. " I said, "you are kidding?" I open my wallet, and count out $72, all the cash in it. That was good enough for her. This is not my first rodeo, and I should have known better. That will be the last money she gets from me. I will spend my money on dancers who treat me fare. I go to clubs less, and less. There is better entertainment to be had that letting people work you over.

I've been stung like that before. I didn't cave and gave the girl what I thought she had coming. But the simplest solution is to tell her "we'll start on the next song". That way you're both on the same page. Strippers are the worst business people. The money makers give good service and treat their customers well. In other words; repeat business. I'm sure you'll never give Simone another dime of your money.

I wish someone would keep track of these scammers and keep a running list of names.

**GangBangLeader** · 05-09-22 19:43

Get Checked.

It is spreading in the community.

Chlamydia Outbreak.

At Pandoras, Kittens and on TNA.

I went and just got antibiotics. All you have to say is your partner tested positive and they will treat you.

Wrap your junk.

**TeninchBeast** · 05-09-22 18:57

You got to go slow with Mandy.

She will handle every inch.

**Facials** · 05-09-22 17:45

Originally Posted by MonteChristo [View Original Post]

So I saw this woman at a gym in Seattle who looked so much like a stripper I've got to ask if anyone might know her:

- Heavily tattooed, including back + her entire upper bust all the way to underneath her chin.
- Earlobe stretching with flesh tunnel type earrings.
- Brunette, lean, moderately enhanced bust.
- Pretty face with a very strong chin.
- Late twenties to mid thirties

Does that ring a bell?

Heather.

She will dance at Sugars. Sometimes Kittens or Pandoras.

Works the coffee stand by Handy Andy on Aurora.

**DeezNutz17** · 05-09-22 17:42

Originally Posted by Leroy69 [View Original Post]

Went in to Pandoras yesterday before meeting up with some friends for drinks. I had budgeted for 2 dances $60. I got a lovely dance from Anya, and was hoping to get one from Martina, but she was busy. Simone goes up on stage, then stops for a chat. Soon we are in the back. It is mid-song, and she starts dancing. I am used to strippers I know, who treat me fare, so I just went with it. That song finishes, no words spoken, and she keeps going. As that song finishes, I said we better stop there. They were very typical dances. Boobs out, and grinding. Nothing I would consider extra. I am expecting $30, one song. She tells me "that was 2 songs, that will be $80 please. " I said, "you are kidding?" I open my wallet, and count out $72, all the cash in it. That was good enough for her. This is not my first rodeo, and I should have known better. That will be the last money she gets from me. I will spend my money on dancers who treat me fare. I go to clubs less, and less. There is better entertainment to be had that letting people work you over.

This is why you got to let them ho's know from the git go that you aint the one to play games with. See. She thought you was a sucka so she decided to play you because you didn't say antyhing but had you said what you were thinking all along she would have never even tried to play you. Lets not forget who we dealing with. These ho's aint trying to give value. They trying to make the easiest money possible. Maybe not the best business model for longevity but I certainly get it when they are young, hot and dumb. Next time don't even play. Tell her straight up what the deal is and she will likely respect that and at least know she needs to find another sucka cause you aint the one. I woulda actually called her out to her face and had a laugh with her about it...Then we could get down to what it really is because all these ho's have a magic number for the right mofo...IJS

**DeezNutz17** · 05-09-22 17:36

Originally Posted by CoronaLime [View Original Post]

That sounds like Simone. Scam artist.

I've not had that issue with her but I don't doubt she ran game when she thought she could get away with it. In fact any ho at Pandora or any scrip club might do the same. All you got to do is call they shit out right on the spot and they will #1. Not try to run game on you. #2 they will know you aint the type to fall for the okee doke. #3. Then straight up ask them if they DTF or just playin club games. Thats how I roll. No time to play games. If Simone gave me a decent TNA like price I'd take it. She is kinda fine tho and I;m definitely going to keep my eyes open next time I run in to her.

**Mike515** · 05-09-22 16:40

Originally Posted by BryLos [View Original Post]

What does YMMV mean?

Your Mileage May Vary.

Further explanation. It's a safe response by reviewers where a provider may do things for that reviewer but not guaranteed she will do the same for everyone.

Google is your friend as others mentioned.

**Monte Christo** · 05-09-22 16:00

So I saw this woman at a gym in Seattle who looked so much like a stripper I've got to ask if anyone might know her:

- Heavily tattooed, including back + her entire upper bust all the way to underneath her chin.
- Earlobe stretching with flesh tunnel type earrings.
- Brunette, lean, moderately enhanced bust.
- Pretty face with a very strong chin.
- Late twenties to mid thirties

Does that ring a bell?