Massage Parlor Reports

[Onilove96]

Trinity is young (my best guess is 24/25 ish?) and petite! I had my own suspicions since the posts did seem very shilly to me, but I'm glad I took the plunge.

She knows she's attractive and is quite proud of it; the way she speaks and acts (even her tats, LOL) suggest this as well.

The massage was decent; she puts in decent strength for her frame. She aims to please and did not rush; could have me out the door so much sooner if that was the goal but I think she really enjoys bringing me to the edge.

She seems born and raised in California and speaks like it.

Booker has horrible English and the images provided are not her (similar body but not the same face), but close enough and she has a pretty face anyway.

Trinity in Garden Grove with the tats is the worst. Worst monger experience in my life with her. She has body of a little boy for one and the ad pic is not even close to represent her. She is AB Viet and a mom. Works out of a back room that is a dump and has kids stuff everywhere. This b&$ at) is ghetto and just so rude. If you are speaking about her then I would say I guess YMMV because I would not recommend her to an enemy. My review of her is on MPR to warn you so save your $.

[SaltyDog]

Just got to ask, exactly how much in English, did you pay? By the abbreviations, you indicate you paid $150 for a HE, which seems like an unheard of price. Guessing, you paid Fifty Bucks?

FYI.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/cust...=Abbreviations

As a rule, using the abbreviations for pricing, only leads to confusion, either on the part of the poster or the reader. Most people, would highly recommend they not be used, due to them being commonly confused.

Otherwise, decent 1st post!

I see nothing wrong with the noobs abbreviations. Just got with plenty. Do I have to explain plenty of what?

[CStew]

Wherebis this?

Palms Spa in Orange (the city). Not too hard to find if you search around for the name.

[LngTimeMongr]

Trinity is young (my best guess is 24/25 ish?) and petite! I had my own suspicions since the posts did seem very shilly to me, but I'm glad I took the plunge.

She knows she's attractive and is quite proud of it; the way she speaks and acts (even her tats, LOL) suggest this as well.

The massage was decent; she puts in decent strength for her frame. She aims to please and did not rush; could have me out the door so much sooner if that was the goal but I think she really enjoys bringing me to the edge.

She seems born and raised in California and speaks like it.

Booker has horrible English and the images provided are not her (similar body but not the same face), but close enough and she has a pretty face anyway.

Wherebis this?

[Caribe]

Just got to ask, exactly how much in English, did you pay? By the abbreviations, you indicate you paid $150 for a HE, which seems like an unheard of price. Guessing, you paid Fifty Bucks?

FYI.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/cust...=Abbreviations

As a rule, using the abbreviations for pricing, only leads to confusion, either on the part of the poster or the reader. Most people, would highly recommend they not be used, due to them being commonly confused.

Otherwise, decent 1st post!

I never could figure out, by using that notation, is it an attempt to disguise information from LE or noobies? I also wonder about roses. I also agree that I the post was a good post.

[CStew]

Trinity is young (my best guess is 24/25 ish?) and petite! I had my own suspicions since the posts did seem very shilly to me, but I'm glad I took the plunge.

She knows she's attractive and is quite proud of it; the way she speaks and acts (even her tats, LOL) suggest this as well.

The massage was decent; she puts in decent strength for her frame. She aims to please and did not rush; could have me out the door so much sooner if that was the goal but I think she really enjoys bringing me to the edge.

She seems born and raised in California and speaks like it.

Booker has horrible English and the images provided are not her (similar body but not the same face), but close enough and she has a pretty face anyway.

[Oc Amper]

Then pointed at them and asked if I wanted massage there too. $.5.

Recommended for those looking like a pretty solid massage plus HE. I didn't get her name, sadly.

Just got to ask, exactly how much in English, did you pay? By the abbreviations, you indicate you paid $150 for a HE, which seems like an unheard of price. Guessing, you paid Fifty Bucks?

FYI.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/cust...=Abbreviations

As a rule, using the abbreviations for pricing, only leads to confusion, either on the part of the poster or the reader. Most people, would highly recommend they not be used, due to them being commonly confused.

Otherwise, decent 1st post!

[HeadHunter1969]

One of you mongers out there was desperate for poon. Ringing the door bell every 2 seconds for a minute waiting a minute and then start ringing the bell again. You probably tried 4 or 5 times over a 10 minute span. Take the hint. I was balls deep in her and she wasn't going to stop to tell you to go away. We were both laughing at you though.

Where were you? Who were you with?

[Amplify2000]

Laguna Niguel spa. 60 min massage + 30 min body scrub. Other pieces of professional looking equipment in the room, I think you can get a variety of other more technical services here. Weird young man at front desk (Son? Grandson?) who made me leave and come back 5 min later because I arrived 5 minutes before appointment. Came back, checked in via iPad, so all seemed like more legit massage place. Shown to room, in comes definite gilf, big tits, couldn't tell if Chinese or Korean, face mask. Gave a serious massage for 60 minutes, then body scrub, which I thought was reverse order from what I usually experience. During scrub, started to get much more handsy with my cock and balls, moving them out of the way, etc. Then pointed at them and asked if I wanted massage there too. $.5. Yes, of course. Oiled them up, and started gently and slowly getting things going, ending with a nice firm stroke while she moaned 'yeah, yeah' and I groped her big tits over her shirt. Finished and she cleaned everything up really efficiently, finished rest of body scrub, ended with a final overall body rub. The end. Left the cash on table and left after getting dressed. Weird young man stopped me as I left to ask if I'd given her a tip. Ha.

Recommended for those looking like a pretty solid massage plus HE. I didn't get her name, sadly.

[NskNike]

Does anyone have a good location that does waxing and a happy ending?

[HeadorTail]

Hailey at Air: Looks great, awesome assets, skinny and 35 yrs old. And that's it. Lackluster massage, farted loudly twice (and giggled & apologized. Apparently had too many beans the day before. Demanded the roses on the flip and spend a scarily amount of time on her phone during the massage. Will not repeat.

Let ye among you who hast not slipped and farted cast the first stone. I mean if she turns around, bends over and speckles your face with overspray it's one thing. But getting one stuck in there sideways after some Wong's spicy pork is another. Cut the girl some slack. Of course the lousy massage and phone time are unforgivable.

[SportsNews]

Jeezus, in the legit spa industry it's usually a 1-star Yelp review when a therapist farts during a session. Talk about the fart heard 'round the world.

Got a 4 hand massage and after all was done the awesome personable one left out and the other decided to try to get me to taste my own batter, I was like yo chill no I'm not doing that while they put finger toward my face like 3 times. Once I got up she proceeded to get my attention on her ass, aimed toward me and let a big one rip like WTF. Just cause you had your hands on me doesn't mean everything goes now. I love a girl that farts I'm definitely coming back to see you and give a big ole tip, wrong!

[Grimmy23]

That made me nauseous just reading it.

Jeezus, in the legit spa industry it's usually a 1-star Yelp review when a therapist farts during a session. Talk about the fart heard 'round the world.

[AlexRodriguez]

Hailey at Air: Looks great, awesome assets, skinny and 35 yrs old. And that's it. Lackluster massage, farted loudly twice (and giggled & apologized. Apparently had too many beans the day before. Demanded the roses on the flip and spend a scarily amount of time on her phone during the massage. Will not repeat.

That made me nauseous just reading it.

[ChrisPoontang]

Hailey at Air: Looks great, awesome assets, skinny and 35 yrs old. And that's it. Lackluster massage, farted loudly twice (and giggled & apologized. Apparently had too many beans the day before. Demanded the roses on the flip and spend a scarily amount of time on her phone during the massage. Will not repeat.

I hope she was massaging your legs or feet when she was floating air biscuits.

Being next to your head would wrong so many levels.

I've gotten massages where I've had to use every ounce of my being to keep from ripping farts.

If I can do it, she can do it.