Massage Parlor Reports

**SosaTheShadow** · 03-15-22 00:59

Originally Posted by TimmyHill [View Original Post]

Felt like seeing a sexy women tonight and went to bo. Drew Lisa and damn she is fine! Big tits and a ass like Kourtney Kardashian. Ok massage and after it was off to the races. Took her short tight dress off. Started with a BJ. After got on top of me and rode me like no has before. I'm average length but damn she made me feel huge. She was bouncing her ass and moving one cheek and the next. Felt so good. Did doggy before I busted. She's bilingual so we talked in English and Spanish. It was fun and wished they stayed longer before they moved on.

You changed my mind on MM vs BO tomorrow.

**TimmyHill** · 03-14-22 23:30

Felt like seeing a sexy women tonight and went to bo. Drew Lisa and damn she is fine! Big tits and a ass like Kourtney Kardashian. Ok massage and after it was off to the races. Took her short tight dress off. Started with a BJ. After got on top of me and rode me like no has before. I'm average length but damn she made me feel huge. She was bouncing her ass and moving one cheek and the next. Felt so good. Did doggy before I busted. She's bilingual so we talked in English and Spanish. It was fun and wished they stayed longer before they moved on.

**HornyKojak** · 03-14-22 21:27

Ok I've always had Magical therapy when I came down to O-Town but I had the unfortunate luck of seeing CC this go round. Who the fuck has a pushy that tight? Next time the place on the other side of the road (434 in Alt Springs) gets my $$.

**LTlurker53** · 03-14-22 19:59

Definitely not the place I was thinking.

Originally Posted by JohnSmith1855 [View Original Post]

This should lead you right there, Was there today for the first time myself.
1821 E Colonial Dr, Orlando, FL 32803

**JohnSmith1855** · 03-14-22 19:39

Originally Posted by LTlurker53 [View Original Post]

Help a neighbor out. I am down from jacksonville and thought MM was down the road here from the airport in a strip center. Enter in the back. But not seeing it on maps.

Can I get a name or address? Please. Pm is fine.

This should lead you right there, Was there today for the first time myself.
1821 E Colonial Dr, Orlando, FL 32803

**LTlurker53** · 03-14-22 17:50

Help a neighbor out. I am down from jacksonville and thought MM was down the road here from the airport in a strip center. Enter in the back. But not seeing it on maps.

Can I get a name or address? Please. Pm is fine.

Originally Posted by Mong21 [View Original Post]

Back in Orlando for work, only had time for 1 visit on my first day in town. Decided to drive to MM vs going down the st to NDS. I've never had a bad experience at NDS but I feel the girls are better overall at Milk. Both looks and looking to please you. I'm never picky when I go as I've always left happy, so I sat down and waited 5 minutes for Sophia (FYI it was not packed, just usual traffic around 3 pm on a Monday). I've had Sophia before and I had a great time. I've seen some reviews on here about here just being OK and not anything special which I've always thought was strange after my experience with her late last year. I have to admit, she's put on a few pounds and did not seem to be as pretty as I remember. It's not that she's ugly, I think she's got a pretty face, but she may have gotten a little too comfortable. This did not ruin my experience by any means, she was still a great performer. Everything was on point like usual. Not going to get into the details as everybody knows the routine if you've been to MM, just wanted to provide an update. Overall still a great experience and had a great time. I may request one of the girls I haven't had yet the next time I go. Just don't want to wait around when I'm there. Stay safe all.

**BrushYaHair** · 03-14-22 17:38

Originally Posted by Bjceb [View Original Post]

Very hit or miss here. If they are busy always walk away if you don't want a rush job. I pretty much am convinced that every AMP will rush if there is a line out the door.

Stay safe and have fun!

I went there once waited 20 minutes and no one came to the door I will not go back unless I read some positive reviews.

About 5 minutes up the road you have Yaya massage if you are on this side.

**IAmAshamed** · 03-14-22 17:38

Thanks for the review. Drive by this place regularly but figured it was average. Good to know we're not missing anything.

Originally Posted by GhostVet [View Original Post]

I agree completely. Hard to tell as the plaza has so much in it. When I walked in, I had no idea. She didn't even go to the peeking window, she just opened the side door and said come in, for how long? Waiting for the massage to start should have been my first clue. I couldn't hear any mongering in the hallway leading into the room, but I also didn't see any other girls.

I think she was playing mamasan, and masseuse. She carried a tablet with her into the room.

By the time I realized what I was getting into, it seemed to be too late.

Spending hard earned mongering money is hard to come by for some of us! Hit or miss sucks. Hope sharing this helps others looking for a hit every time!

**GhostVet** · 03-14-22 17:15

I agree completely. Hard to tell as the plaza has so much in it. When I walked in, I had no idea. She didn't even go to the peeking window, she just opened the side door and said come in, for how long? Waiting for the massage to start should have been my first clue. I couldn't hear any mongering in the hallway leading into the room, but I also didn't see any other girls.

I think she was playing mamasan, and masseuse. She carried a tablet with her into the room.

By the time I realized what I was getting into, it seemed to be too late.

Spending hard earned mongering money is hard to come by for some of us! Hit or miss sucks. Hope sharing this helps others looking for a hit every time!

Originally Posted by Bjceb [View Original Post]

Very hit or miss here. If they are busy always walk away if you don't want a rush job. I pretty much am convinced that every AMP will rush if there is a line out the door.

Stay safe and have fun!

**WenDans** · 03-14-22 16:48

I have been to several AMP in the Orlando area. Most have been $60 to enter. I've only gotten a HJ on my visits.

I actually only had my first visit last year, and wasn't even expecting anything at all, in fact I really knew nothing about what would happen. I was getting a good massage when she started playing, and asked me if it was okay. Well, it was okay, thus started my journey back to AMPs. LOL. She asked for $40 and I was like well, $20. No, No. I then offered $40 and she accepted. I went back a week later and this time gave her $60 because she gave a great massage and played for a long time. She actually called me a couple of times after I had left Orlando, wanting me to come back.

This year I went to the same place, but I was ready this time. I am a cheap SOB, so I didn't want to spend too much. $60 to get in again, but I asked how much FS was. She said $120, but cheap ass me said no, and took a HJ for $50. Stupid move on my part, but it is what it is. I went back 2 weeks later, and had someone new. $60 to get in, and $50 for HJ. No FS for her.

I went to the Destin area a couple weeks later and went to the AMPs there. First place was $70 to get in, but $$ for FS, and they were asking $ for a HJ. No way for tight ass me. I offered $60 and she accepted. Poor massage and poor HJ for sure. She didn't eve hardly clean me off. Next place as $60 to enter, but again $ for HJ, and $$ for FS. I offered $70 and she took me up on it. She did a much better job than the last girl, but nothing special.

So, my question what is the going rate? Is it different in Orlando than in the beach town?

**Bjceb** · 03-14-22 16:33

Very hit or miss here. If they are busy always walk away if you don't want a rush job. I pretty much am convinced that every AMP will rush if there is a line out the door.

Stay safe and have fun!

Originally Posted by GhostVet [View Original Post]

Had a dream during lunch today. Wanted to try a new spot out (new for me anyways). Parking lot was full, but you never know how busy a place can be right?

At the window, a Korean lady named Susan came up. She's maybe 5'5" B cup (not perky, but rather saggy) somewhat fit, but was wearing too much clothes to really tell. Fairly petite, and not much of an ass.

Wearing a mask and wore the mask for the entire visit. Went back to the room where I waited for 15 minutes before she came back. She opened the door and said table shower ready. Basic table shower, minimal play. She left twice during the shower. Tried to play OTC, UTC and shut down after she came back each time. She asked mid shower if I had tip $ for play. Yes of course it's in the room with my clothes. She said okay you pay first. At this time, maybe 5 minutes have gone by total with the table shower (very short table shower and she left twice in 5 minutes). We go back into the room I give a tip for the HE, she said lay down and jackhammered till completion with a LOAD of oil. No play, no massage. 5 minute table shower with interruptions, 5 minutes on the massage table. She wipes me off quickly with a towel says okay we're all done. I politely ask for a massage, she said no too busy. Leaves the room, goes into another room. I get dressed and as I start to walk out she says "Come back again, I give you more time next time. We too busy now. Remember I am Susan!" (Strange, she could tell I was disappointed).

Total damage:

60 at the door for "hh" (10 min).

60 for the HE.

Will not return. For now, La La massage will be my go to for a decent massage and HE in East Orlando.

**Bjceb** · 03-14-22 16:31

Gps is like inflation right now, its rapidly rising. Be selective!

Stay safe and have fun!

Originally Posted by OrlandoSeeker [View Original Post]

Golden Pussy Syndrome.

It is a condition where a provider mistakenly believes that their pussy (or access to it) is worth its weight in gold and charges accordingly.

**Orlando Seeker** · 03-14-22 16:02

Originally Posted by JP316 [View Original Post]

Sorry, what is GPS?

Golden Pussy Syndrome.

It is a condition where a provider mistakenly believes that their pussy (or access to it) is worth its weight in gold and charges accordingly.

**GhostVet** · 03-14-22 13:33

Had a dream during lunch today. Wanted to try a new spot out (new for me anyways). Parking lot was full, but you never know how busy a place can be right?

At the window, a Korean lady named Susan came up. She's maybe 5'5" B cup (not perky, but rather saggy) somewhat fit, but was wearing too much clothes to really tell. Fairly petite, and not much of an ass.

Wearing a mask and wore the mask for the entire visit. Went back to the room where I waited for 15 minutes before she came back. She opened the door and said table shower ready. Basic table shower, minimal play. She left twice during the shower. Tried to play OTC, UTC and shut down after she came back each time. She asked mid shower if I had tip $ for play. Yes of course it's in the room with my clothes. She said okay you pay first. At this time, maybe 5 minutes have gone by total with the table shower (very short table shower and she left twice in 5 minutes). We go back into the room I give a tip for the HE, she said lay down and jackhammered till completion with a LOAD of oil. No play, no massage. 5 minute table shower with interruptions, 5 minutes on the massage table. She wipes me off quickly with a towel says okay we're all done. I politely ask for a massage, she said no too busy. Leaves the room, goes into another room. I get dressed and as I start to walk out she says "Come back again, I give you more time next time. We too busy now. Remember I am Susan!" (Strange, she could tell I was disappointed).

Total damage:

60 at the door for "hh" (10 min).

60 for the HE.

Will not return. For now, La La massage will be my go to for a decent massage and HE in East Orlando.

**Mike4387** · 03-14-22 13:09

Being no full service guy I stopped in Sakura yesterday to check it out.

Emily was fairly attractive.

The good part of the report stops there. The half hour massage was 12 minutes followed by a jackhammer that could not be slowed.

Worse after a disappointing performance the Bengi wasn't a enough (60 + 40) and a hard push was made for 40 more!

This will be a one time stop and no return.

Any HJ recommendations along 192 or near kirkman would always be appreciated.