Strip Club Reports

**Ethan X** · 03-16-22 12:32

Originally Posted by GoodFinger [View Original Post]

We get it. Cocktails sucks. For the love of god, stop.

Here we go again.

Dude. Just like everybody else. No one is asking you to comment or even read anything. Move along and be merry.

**GoodFinger** · 03-15-22 16:50

Originally Posted by EthanX [View Original Post]

6:39 pm.

Its Monday. Freaking parking lot is full as hell, but the club is empty as hell. That's weird.

As far as the girls go.

One of the baddest dark skinned girls I've ever laid eyes on is in here (my opinion only) as a shit girl. Seems to have a nice personality.

Somehow the price for the same drink I get all the time (house vodka and cranberry) changes prices depending on who the bartender is. Again. Strange.

Some nice thick girls in here, but I'm not here for them right now. Just getting a few drinks because. Stress..

We get it. Cocktails sucks. For the love of god, stop.

**Ethan X** · 03-14-22 18:47

6:39 pm.

Its Monday. Freaking parking lot is full as hell, but the club is empty as hell. That's weird.

As far as the girls go.

One of the baddest dark skinned girls I've ever laid eyes on is in here (my opinion only) as a shit girl. Seems to have a nice personality.

Somehow the price for the same drink I get all the time (house vodka and cranberry) changes prices depending on who the bartender is. Again. Strange.

Some nice thick girls in here, but I'm not here for them right now. Just getting a few drinks because. Stress.

Other than that. Eh.

E. X.

**Ethan X** · 03-11-22 11:43

Originally Posted by MouthHunter [View Original Post]

Not looking to spend any money.

Already acknowledged and responded to. Anything else?

**Ethan X** · 03-09-22 22:51

Originally Posted by Satisfaxxxion [View Original Post]

I don't get it. If you don't want to be "harassed for money" and you want a dark corner to hide from the strippers, what are you doing in a strip club?

Already detailed, asked, and answered.

**Ethan X** · 03-09-22 20:05

I don't know. Maybe it's just me. Maybe it's just tonight. But I swear Cocktails reminds me of The Pony for some reason.

It's really strange. Just too many similarities tonight.

**Satisfaxxxion** · 03-09-22 20:05

Originally Posted by EthanX [View Original Post]

Ho. Ly. Shit! It's not even funny how empty it is in here right now. It's 9:49 pm. I'm pretty much the only guy in here and I'm trying to find a dark corner to hide in to avoid being harassed for money. It's not that bad, but I'm just not putting anything past anyone at this point since it's so empty.

Uh oh. White chick just found me.

I don't get it. If you don't want to be "harassed for money" and you want a dark corner to hide from the strippers, what are you doing in a strip club?

**Ethan X** · 03-08-22 23:35

Okay, I have no idea what her name is, but this chick is next level cold. And I'm sure everybody agrees that's an automatic thumbs down. I actually went in my wallet to get some singles for this chick. So did about one or two other dudes, but this chick feels that being "business as usual" is the attitude to have. No. Fucking. Good.

I'm going to sit here for a little while longer. I'm drunk. I am NOT giving up another penny. And these girls have themselves to blame. Unless something extreme happens, I'm done reporting for the night.

E. X.

**Ethan X** · 03-08-22 23:16

11:15 pm.

Empty club. Don't ask me why, but I'm trying to see what this lone white chick is about. Big ass, looks to be in her late 30's. Let's see how this turns out.

E. X.

**Ethan X** · 03-08-22 22:49

White bartender. Tattoos "Rock" on the back of her left leg. "Star" on the back of her left leg. Seriously bullshit attitude. I was trying to figure out how many singles I needed and she just huffed and turned her back, went to the register before I said anything and gave me what she wanted to give me. Keep an eye out for this one, guys. Something's telling me this isn't a one off.

By the way, if I'm misspelling anything. I'm drunk.

E. X.

**Ethan X** · 03-08-22 22:25

Okay. White chick went away when she saw I had no money.

The club is empty. Like empty. This is weird for some reason. Maybe it's because I'm not used to how things go down here. But either way, I'm just sitting alone and not interested in spending any money. Going through too much crap to be worried about much else. So I'm getting drunk.

Anyway, enough about my boring life.

Cocktails is dead right now, but it's still early (benefit of the doubt).

This white chick keeps coming over. Hold on.

Okay. Chased her away again.

Anyway, I can see some potential in here, even though nobody cares about this spot. Give me about a month. Let's see what I can make happen for you guys.

But for right now. This white chick is a fucking garbage ass attitude annoyance. This is what happens when you hang around hood rats too long and think that is how you are supposed to address men.

To be continued.

E. X.

**Ethan X** · 03-08-22 21:50

Ho. Ly. Shit! It's not even funny how empty it is in here right now. It's 9:49 pm. I'm pretty much the only guy in here and I'm trying to find a dark corner to hide in to avoid being harassed for money. It's not that bad, but I'm just not putting anything past anyone at this point since it's so empty.

Uh oh. White chick just found me.

**Ethan X** · 03-08-22 15:37

Originally Posted by OnTime877 [View Original Post]

No one cares about this club. You've been posting and complaining about it for years, but if my memory doesn't fail me, you think it's the only place you can go because you don't have a car. Well there's buses and Uber. Find your way over to Wackos, Emperors, Sinsations, or the Doll House and maybe you will have something positive to report.

Actually no, I haven't been complaining about Cocktails. Even when I was here back in 2014-2015, I still wasn't complaining. I've been reporting what I've been seeing. That's all. Maybe you have me confused with someone else.

Also, it actually is the only club I can get to without a car. The dumbest thing a human can do, in a city THIS big, with a bus system THIS bad that actually stops running 30 minutes after midnight, would be to take either a bus, or an expensive ass uber to one of these clubs. Talk about counterproductive. The money you spend in the club is bad enough, but to add on the cost of an uber back and forth would be insane.

I haven't had a bad time in Cocktails yet. I mean, it hasn't been good yet either, but it hasn't been anything regrettable as of yet. Truth be told I can't stand the remodeled club or the fact that they turned it into a hood spot, but I'm willing to let this play itself out to see what happens. I just need someone to cut the tongue out of the mouth of the clown with the mic who won't shut the fuck up, and get a DJ who actually knows what music is and I'll be fine.

**OnTime877** · 03-08-22 09:50

Originally Posted by EthanX [View Original Post]

5:25 pm.

Okay. Damn near every one of these chicks have the "I'm just here so I don't get fined" look and attitude about them. And I mean ALL of them. They're acting like they don't want to be here. Could that be because their drug dealer buddies aren't here yet?

I don't know why the hell I'm in here right now. Leaving soon.

E. X.

No one cares about this club. You've been posting and complaining about it for years, but if my memory doesn't fail me, you think it's the only place you can go because you don't have a car. Well there's buses and Uber. Find your way over to Wackos, Emperors, Sinsations, or the Doll House and maybe you will have something positive to report.