Massage Parlor Reports

[UltimateH56]

Had been texting with this one for a while. https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/2020064.

She repeatedly encouraged me to come out to her "room" she was "renting" in Itasca. $160/ hr donation. So I think, ok.

Strip mall. "Spa" with LED flashing lights. Enter and she is the one texting me. But Not the one in the ad or in the pics she texted me. But not ugly. Maybe a 7. I think fine, 160 massage probably can negotiate L3.

Gives me a hospital gown. Weird. Renters room in bra, skirt and panties.

Sits on edge of bed and wiggles her bolt-ons. Then proceeds to reveal the menu. $5000 for (presumably) untimed multi-pop fun.

At that point I tuned out. There was a $2000 and a $1000 option.

I had 100 more on me and told her I was not using a card or spending more.

I figured that would get me a nice massage and oral. That's what she led to believe.

Nope nope nope. Squirt of oil for me to take care of myself while she chewed her gum and looked around.

Avoid avoid avoid!

[OF Charlie]

This is the BHC on Archer, not to be confused with the other BHC as one poster had pointed out. Anyway, one of the guys that I recently started texting with has been telling me to go see Amber because how young, petite and tight she is. I usually prefer a tall and lean girl, but hey sometimes a change up is good. Plus, wanted to see how reliable this guy's intel is.

Amber is definitely young. Not more than 25 would be my guess. With Asian girls, they always look younger. With Amber, she looks to be in early 20's. Physically, she is 5 foot and 90 lbs. Maybe 95 lbs at most. However one wants to define a spinner, Amber is it. Not an ounce of fat on her.

As previously posted, just give the girls 200 and it's game on. No need to say anything else. BBBJ is very good for someone her age and she licked my balls without me asking for it (I always shave my balls). I asked for daty next as I wanted to see just how tiny her pussy is. Guys, if you are an admirer of tiny beautiful pussy, you are in luck. I mean it makes sense that a petite girl like Amber would have a tiny pussy, but man until you actually see it you won't believe how tiny it is. She also instructed me on how she likes to be licked. I love it when a girl tells me that because that means she wants to enjoy herself. A bonus in my book for sure.

My FS experience with Amber was beyond wild (full disclosure, as always it's YMMV). She was a complete nympho with me. Kept telling me to fuck her harder and deeper. I was afraid I would hurt her given her body frame, but finally I granted her wish and started to go wild with her. She kept moving her body to adjust positions so that I could fuck her deeper, so at that point I knew she wasn't just saying it to make me cum sooner. She was actually enjoying herself. After seems like forever, she finally came. I think I need to take a long break to heal my bad back. Fucking is a back breaking activity, pun intended.

If you like spinner or want a tight pussy, go see Amber. If you are well hung, I probably would not recommend her. She told me she doesn't like hung guys as their dicks would hit her cervix and it's actually painful for her. As always, appointment is recommended. They do a good job honoring appointments in my experience.

[Jinurso]

A little pricey but hot as fuck. There is no hotter (in terms of looks) L1 in the loop area:

https://chicago.rubratings.com/188657

I wonder if she's the same Giselle from the massage place that was on Milwaukee in Wicker Park. Body type and description matches. If so, she's very attractive in an all-American perky blonde sort of way, but was HR only.

[NyteCrawler]

A little pricey but hot as fuck. There is no hotter (in terms of looks) L1 in the loop area:

https://chicago.rubratings.com/188657

Have you had her before? What was it like?

[ApplePiePussy]

Looking to share info about action in and around the loop.

SXL is great. Have drawn Lily, who is cute as a button. $80 house fee and and extra $200 will get you everything. Once she warms up to you she'll give BBBJ, but she does this weird thing where she spits every 30 seconds or so. Drew Juju a few weeks ago. She was on the rag but gave an exceptionally well done BBBJ for $160.

Natural Elements is at Madison / Wabash. There's a doorman but he's easy to talk by. She is super nice, but in her 50's. Not a looker but not grotesque. $100 will get you a decent relaxing massage and a top tier handy. CFS for another $100.

Went to HAO on Van Buren last winter. Like all of the HAOs, stay away. The lady looked gnarly and the office was filled with children's stuffed animals. Very fucked up vibe. Was hunting for a diamond in the rough but walked out.

Jin on Michigan is also passable. Tough doorman, and the RR ads are miles off. Older ladies who will fuck you but I took a flier. Won't repeat.

Any other loop locations I'm missing? I've tried setting up with Lauren at Spa Sensational but she never answers.

A little pricey but hot as fuck. There is no hotter (in terms of looks) L1 in the loop area:

https://chicago.rubratings.com/188657

[Lex85]

Anyone who has been there that has spoken to the papasan there, can you PM me?

Got a favor to ask.

[Dossy1]

Looking to share info about action in and around the loop.

SXL is great. Have drawn Lily, who is cute as a button. $80 house fee and and extra $200 will get you everything. Once she warms up to you she'll give BBBJ, but she does this weird thing where she spits every 30 seconds or so. Drew Juju a few weeks ago. She was on the rag but gave an exceptionally well done BBBJ for $160.

Natural Elements is at Madison / Wabash. There's a doorman but he's easy to talk by. She is super nice, but in her 50's. Not a looker but not grotesque. $100 will get you a decent relaxing massage and a top tier handy. CFS for another $100.

Went to HAO on Van Buren last winter. Like all of the HAOs, stay away. The lady looked gnarly and the office was filled with children's stuffed animals. Very fucked up vibe. Was hunting for a diamond in the rough but walked out.

Jin on Michigan is also passable. Tough doorman, and the RR ads are miles off. Older ladies who will fuck you but I took a flier. Won't repeat.

Any other loop locations I'm missing? I've tried setting up with Lauren at Spa Sensational but she never answers.

You pretty much hit them all. There used to be spot on Washington between Clark & Dearborn but I don't believe they reopened. At the prices SXL is charging for extras I would consider taking a drive to Mount P. , much better service and price. None of the MT's in the city are worth escort prices.

[RichL1234]

8 something Michigan avenue call to schedule an appointment after seeing their ad on the bad page They advertise nothing but young girls, ad said At the moment, this is your first choice. Went up to the 13th floor was meet by a closed to 200 Lb lady kind of tall old lady, I ask were the young girl she she wave her hand to herself indicating that was her, I ask again you have more therapist she said no only me I'd walk right out of there. Not going to waste my money on grannies.

Thanks for saving me the trip over there. I work right around the corner and thought it might be a nice option.

Wrong.

[HonusTheWagner]

Contacted her last week and she very quickly responded wanting to know when I was coming, if I wanted to shower with her, gave me her address and was sort of pushy. Offered $250 GFE for 30 minutes. The address was a 3 story single family home at the south end of Lincoln Park right by Latin. Immediate flags. I asked for reviews and she didn't have any. I drove by the place to scope it out; no way someone is providing from that building at that rate; plus you'd have the privilege of getting busted by a school. Seems TGTBT but if anyone has had success let us know.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/263528

Has anyone actually seen her?

I reached out to her today becausee I saw she had a 312 # , She responded from a different # area code 334 .

Told me her other phone was off? Seems odd since she was able to respond immediately. Wanted to set something up right then and there. I was inquiring as to whether or not she provided incall, she responded yes and gave me the address of a million dollar property on the Gold Coast that is up for sale.

I'm sure its a scam looking for a prepay or deposit, but figured I'd check and see if anyone has actually seen her.

Thanks.

[HonusTheWagner]

Looking to share info about action in and around the loop.

SXL is great. Have drawn Lily, who is cute as a button. $80 house fee and and extra $200 will get you everything. Once she warms up to you she'll give BBBJ, but she does this weird thing where she spits every 30 seconds or so. Drew Juju a few weeks ago. She was on the rag but gave an exceptionally well done BBBJ for $160.

Natural Elements is at Madison / Wabash. There's a doorman but he's easy to talk by. She is super nice, but in her 50's. Not a looker but not grotesque. $100 will get you a decent relaxing massage and a top tier handy. CFS for another $100.

Went to HAO on Van Buren last winter. Like all of the HAOs, stay away. The lady looked gnarly and the office was filled with children's stuffed animals. Very fucked up vibe. Was hunting for a diamond in the rough but walked out.

Jin on Michigan is also passable. Tough doorman, and the RR ads are miles off. Older ladies who will fuck you but I took a flier. Won't repeat.

Any other loop locations I'm missing? I've tried setting up with Lauren at Spa Sensational but she never answers.

[Elpatron]

8 something Michigan avenue call to schedule an appointment after seeing their ad on the bad page They advertise nothing but young girls, ad said At the moment, this is your first choice. Went up to the 13th floor was meet by a closed to 200 Lb lady kind of tall old lady, I ask were the young girl she she wave her hand to herself indicating that was her, I ask again you have more therapist she said no only me I'd walk right out of there. Not going to waste my money on grannies.

[Gopher88]

One of the best kissers ever! Better than my wife and my wife has a lizard tongue. Meaty, sweet p*ssy and her bud hole was quite appetizing! Washed it down with golden nectars. She said it was cum but I know better! Wink wink.

I've been seeing her for 12 years. Met her when she first came over.

[EyeEatAss]

She is old, but sweet and a skilled rim and BBBJCIM woman that aims to please. Close your eyes and enjoy the ride.

One of the best kissers ever! Better than my wife and my wife has a lizard tongue. Meaty, sweet p*ssy and her bud hole was quite appetizing! Washed it down with golden nectars. She said it was cum but I know better! Wink wink.

[Dbiz01]

Between sometime yesterday and early this morning the Foot Spa that I had previously reported on at 55 xx w Belmont has been shut down. Big orange sticker slapped across the front door.

I hope that no one got caught up in it..

Not surprised. Residents repeatedly complained to LE and their aldermen about the activity at that location.

[RichL1234]

Between sometime yesterday and early this morning the Foot Spa that I had previously reported on at 55 xx w Belmont has been shut down. Big orange sticker slapped across the front door.

I hope that no one got caught up in it.

Stay Safe.