Massage Parlor Reports

[Dossy1]

Looking to share info about action in and around the loop.

SXL is great. Have drawn Lily, who is cute as a button. $80 house fee and and extra $200 will get you everything. Once she warms up to you she'll give BBBJ, but she does this weird thing where she spits every 30 seconds or so. Drew Juju a few weeks ago. She was on the rag but gave an exceptionally well done BBBJ for $160.

Natural Elements is at Madison / Wabash. There's a doorman but he's easy to talk by. She is super nice, but in her 50's. Not a looker but not grotesque. $100 will get you a decent relaxing massage and a top tier handy. CFS for another $100.

Went to HAO on Van Buren last winter. Like all of the HAOs, stay away. The lady looked gnarly and the office was filled with children's stuffed animals. Very fucked up vibe. Was hunting for a diamond in the rough but walked out.

Jin on Michigan is also passable. Tough doorman, and the RR ads are miles off. Older ladies who will fuck you but I took a flier. Won't repeat.

Any other loop locations I'm missing? I've tried setting up with Lauren at Spa Sensational but she never answers.

You pretty much hit them all. There used to be spot on Washington between Clark & Dearborn but I don't believe they reopened. At the prices SXL is charging for extras I would consider taking a drive to Mount P. , much better service and price. None of the MT's in the city are worth escort prices.

[RichL1234]

8 something Michigan avenue call to schedule an appointment after seeing their ad on the bad page They advertise nothing but young girls, ad said At the moment, this is your first choice. Went up to the 13th floor was meet by a closed to 200 Lb lady kind of tall old lady, I ask were the young girl she she wave her hand to herself indicating that was her, I ask again you have more therapist she said no only me I'd walk right out of there. Not going to waste my money on grannies.

Thanks for saving me the trip over there. I work right around the corner and thought it might be a nice option.

Wrong.

[HonusTheWagner]

Contacted her last week and she very quickly responded wanting to know when I was coming, if I wanted to shower with her, gave me her address and was sort of pushy. Offered $250 GFE for 30 minutes. The address was a 3 story single family home at the south end of Lincoln Park right by Latin. Immediate flags. I asked for reviews and she didn't have any. I drove by the place to scope it out; no way someone is providing from that building at that rate; plus you'd have the privilege of getting busted by a school. Seems TGTBT but if anyone has had success let us know.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/263528

Has anyone actually seen her?

I reached out to her today becausee I saw she had a 312 # , She responded from a different # area code 334 .

Told me her other phone was off? Seems odd since she was able to respond immediately. Wanted to set something up right then and there. I was inquiring as to whether or not she provided incall, she responded yes and gave me the address of a million dollar property on the Gold Coast that is up for sale.

I'm sure its a scam looking for a prepay or deposit, but figured I'd check and see if anyone has actually seen her.

Thanks.

[HonusTheWagner]

Looking to share info about action in and around the loop.

SXL is great. Have drawn Lily, who is cute as a button. $80 house fee and and extra $200 will get you everything. Once she warms up to you she'll give BBBJ, but she does this weird thing where she spits every 30 seconds or so. Drew Juju a few weeks ago. She was on the rag but gave an exceptionally well done BBBJ for $160.

Natural Elements is at Madison / Wabash. There's a doorman but he's easy to talk by. She is super nice, but in her 50's. Not a looker but not grotesque. $100 will get you a decent relaxing massage and a top tier handy. CFS for another $100.

Went to HAO on Van Buren last winter. Like all of the HAOs, stay away. The lady looked gnarly and the office was filled with children's stuffed animals. Very fucked up vibe. Was hunting for a diamond in the rough but walked out.

Jin on Michigan is also passable. Tough doorman, and the RR ads are miles off. Older ladies who will fuck you but I took a flier. Won't repeat.

Any other loop locations I'm missing? I've tried setting up with Lauren at Spa Sensational but she never answers.

[Elpatron]

8 something Michigan avenue call to schedule an appointment after seeing their ad on the bad page They advertise nothing but young girls, ad said At the moment, this is your first choice. Went up to the 13th floor was meet by a closed to 200 Lb lady kind of tall old lady, I ask were the young girl she she wave her hand to herself indicating that was her, I ask again you have more therapist she said no only me I'd walk right out of there. Not going to waste my money on grannies.

[Gopher88]

One of the best kissers ever! Better than my wife and my wife has a lizard tongue. Meaty, sweet p*ssy and her bud hole was quite appetizing! Washed it down with golden nectars. She said it was cum but I know better! Wink wink.

I've been seeing her for 12 years. Met her when she first came over.

[EyeEatAss]

She is old, but sweet and a skilled rim and BBBJCIM woman that aims to please. Close your eyes and enjoy the ride.

One of the best kissers ever! Better than my wife and my wife has a lizard tongue. Meaty, sweet p*ssy and her bud hole was quite appetizing! Washed it down with golden nectars. She said it was cum but I know better! Wink wink.

[Dbiz01]

Between sometime yesterday and early this morning the Foot Spa that I had previously reported on at 55 xx w Belmont has been shut down. Big orange sticker slapped across the front door.

I hope that no one got caught up in it..

Not surprised. Residents repeatedly complained to LE and their aldermen about the activity at that location.

[RichL1234]

Between sometime yesterday and early this morning the Foot Spa that I had previously reported on at 55 xx w Belmont has been shut down. Big orange sticker slapped across the front door.

I hope that no one got caught up in it.

Stay Safe.

[Jayp80]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/263528

Has anyone actually seen her?

I reached out to her today becausee I saw she had a 312 # , She responded from a different # area code 334 .

Told me her other phone was off? Seems odd since she was able to respond immediately. Wanted to set something up right then and there. I was inquiring as to whether or not she provided incall, she responded yes and gave me the address of a million dollar property on the Gold Coast that is up for sale.

I'm sure its a scam looking for a prepay or deposit, but figured I'd check and see if anyone has actually seen her.

Thanks.

Someone mentioned recently that the pictures were of a pornstar.

Sarah Vandella.

https://mobile.twitter.com/mssarahvandella?lang=en

[RichL1234]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/263528

Has anyone actually seen her?

I reached out to her today becausee I saw she had a 312 # , She responded from a different # area code 334 .

Told me her other phone was off? Seems odd since she was able to respond immediately. Wanted to set something up right then and there. I was inquiring as to whether or not she provided incall, she responded yes and gave me the address of a million dollar property on the Gold Coast that is up for sale.

I'm sure its a scam looking for a prepay or deposit, but figured I'd check and see if anyone has actually seen her.

Thanks.

[EthanJoshu1988]

Anyone know where Amber from princess works now?

If you know you know.

Feel free to PM me.

Boy, I'm following you now. Let me know if you find her.

[Wenger]

There's definitely a granny cartel but overall, younger girls are just not interested in coming here. I've seen evidence on wechat. A lot of Chinese girls have never even heard of Chicago. I mean be honest. Did you know about Wuhan before the pandemic? That's a city about the same size as Chicago. Americans only really know Beijing, Shanghai, Hong Kong, maybe Shenzhen.

Whenever I want to experience a hot young thing at a MP near me I know exactly where to go, pornhub.

[NyteCrawler]

Is this Rio? What are prices like there?

It's between $100 to $150 for 2 hours, everything included open menu, but probably a 9 or 10 level professional.

[ApplePiePussy]

Brazil is very similar to this, but probably every club, called Boates there, have only the hottest women you've ever seen. No BBFS for same reasons, but I'm sure you can negotiate much better there. It's also very safe, secure, and well run. Most are dance clubs, with strippers, but they have hotels connected where you can choose what you want (hour, 2 hours, half day, all night). The whole thing there is totally different, dads take their sons to Boates, and it's common for bosses and subordinates to go out for drinks and then the clubs.

Is this Rio? What are prices like there?