Massage Parlor Reports

**HexenDuction** · 01-13-22 01:30

The best spas do not have a MMS directing traffic. Shops with a "next provider up" honor system are generally the most "open". M&A in Downey, Smile on Santa Monica Blvd, and I'm assuming Chen's, are exceptions. There was a place in San Pedro called JJ Accu Care that slid all the way down the greased pole to hell, going from a HJ shop to a Full Service shop where bare services became available (to me, at least)!

Originally Posted by Murrican [View Original Post]

Haha! This is also true and makes me realize how much social context you pick up in this hobby. Unspoken rules and procedures. And there are so many more.

Those signs on the wall say no illicit offers are laughable.

You will meet many girls named Coco. That is not their real name.

You will occasionally misjudge a place as a rub shop when it's legit and you'll feel bad. They will be fine. The last time somebody made this mistake was like five minutes ago. They probably even wonder if they should just take the money.

You will be disappointed in the quality of provider. Repeatedly. Both looks and attitude. Surprise: in this business Yelp is not a thing.

Speaking of which, bad Yelp reviews means it's a tug shop.

**PriscillaM** · 01-12-22 20:21

Looks like their yelp reviews are truthful.

**Murrican** · 01-12-22 18:59

Haha! This is also true and makes me realize how much social context you pick up in this hobby. Unspoken rules and procedures. And there are so many more.

Those signs on the wall say no illicit offers are laughable.

You will meet many girls named Coco. That is not their real name.

You will occasionally misjudge a place as a rub shop when it's legit and you'll feel bad. They will be fine. The last time somebody made this mistake was like five minutes ago. They probably even wonder if they should just take the money.

You will be disappointed in the quality of provider. Repeatedly. Both looks and attitude. Surprise: in this business Yelp is not a thing.

Speaking of which, bad Yelp reviews means it's a tug shop.

Originally Posted by GeezerX [View Original Post]

To add one more thing to all this excellent advice: The cheaper the sign out front, the more accommodating the place. If they have a fancy, illuminated sign, with a custom logo and the name of the spa, it is more likely to be legit. The best places are the ones with the simple "Massage" sign on the building, or even better, a canvas / vinyl sign, held on by grommets. It's pretty much an open admission that they expect to be shut down. Best of all are the places with no sign at all. Maybe just decals on the glass windows. An amazing place I once went to in Chatsworth had no sign at all. You had to know it was there. The windows were blacked out with film. I don't think they lasted six months, but it was fun while it lasted.

**GeezerX** · 01-12-22 16:02

To add one more thing to all this excellent advice: The cheaper the sign out front, the more accommodating the place. If they have a fancy, illuminated sign, with a custom logo and the name of the spa, it is more likely to be legit. The best places are the ones with the simple "Massage" sign on the building, or even better, a canvas / vinyl sign, held on by grommets. It's pretty much an open admission that they expect to be shut down. Best of all are the places with no sign at all. Maybe just decals on the glass windows. An amazing place I once went to in Chatsworth had no sign at all. You had to know it was there. The windows were blacked out with film. I don't think they lasted six months, but it was fun while it lasted.

Originally Posted by PlayerN818 [View Original Post]

To add to this excellent advice:

Don't lie. If they ask, yes, it's your first time there. You don't have to say first time ever, just first time there.

A gentle caress on her leg will help put her at ease, and let her set the pace for the session.

Book the thirty min. If they only offer an hour, or try to upsell, walk.

Bring. 6 for HJ. That should be good if that's all you are after. You may get some negotiations about upper or lower access, and, like the rest of us, you play that by ear..

**PlayerN818** · 01-12-22 13:06

Originally Posted by Murrican [View Original Post]

You'll understand when you go your first time, but with your expectations literally anyplace will do. These places are largely interchangeable or this forum wouldn't exist? Pick a place with an awkward sounding name, a neon Open light out front, and a holding area up front that someone has to unlock to get to the massage rooms. Strip naked and put the towel on yourself. And just wait for the words "turn over. ".

To add to this excellent advice:

Don't lie. If they ask, yes, it's your first time there. You don't have to say first time ever, just first time there.

A gentle caress on her leg will help put her at ease, and let her set the pace for the session.

Book the thirty min. If they only offer an hour, or try to upsell, walk.

Bring. 6 for HJ. That should be good if that's all you are after. You may get some negotiations about upper or lower access, and, like the rest of us, you play that by ear.

Deep breaths, because you're going to be nervous as fuck.

Good luck.

**Murrican** · 01-12-22 11:03

Originally Posted by GmJuan [View Original Post]

Looking for the best spot to get a decent massage and a HJ. My expectations are pretty low as it will be first time so looks don't matter too much since I'll be excited as fuck. Noob friendly places?

Thanks!

You'll understand when you go your first time, but with your expectations literally anyplace will do. These places are largely interchangeable or this forum wouldn't exist? Pick a place with an awkward sounding name, a neon Open light out front, and a holding area up front that someone has to unlock to get to the massage rooms. Strip naked and put the towel on yourself. And just wait for the words "turn over. ".

**GmJuan** · 01-12-22 05:35

Looking for the best spot to get a decent massage and a HJ. My expectations are pretty low as it will be first time so looks don't matter too much since I'll be excited as fuck. Noob friendly places?

Thanks!

**LAKoreanMonger** · 01-11-22 16:06

Originally Posted by FruitCake [View Original Post]

Anyone got a good MP spot that has pretty latinas?

I have had disinterested sessions with Latinas in the area, they don't usually seem to care.

**PlayerN818** · 01-11-22 11:57

Originally Posted by FishyHunter [View Original Post]

I have to agree with you on this one. I'm even hesitant to pay MP girls via electronics payments. Hence they have my cell phone number and real name and usually what follows with that is a picture of you on their phone. If LE ever gets a hold of that phone they will be making a phone call to you or me or anyone else on her phone for a statement and bank records.

Call me paranoid (Okay, You're paranoid!) but:

Data base hack? Something happened to one of the girls and there is an investigation?

Cash, masks, and a worry free drive home.

**Christophe1** · 01-10-22 22:41

Fellow Massage Lovers.

Who was that guy that visited a West side location on Sunday and interrupted my lunch? Gilfy said that you requested for me to be the first of the day to run the front and back course. Just want to say, thank you! She said, you like to hear what's going on, so we did the PSE and I got all a-hole in 1. Left it creamy for you. I didn't know the old gal had it in her. We literally banged the massage table across the floor as I tested the front and back course repeatedly.

Hope it helped.

**FishyHunter** · 01-10-22 12:35

Originally Posted by Murrican [View Original Post]

Yeah. I'm there too. It's in their interest to maintain discretion and confidentiality. But it's also in their interest to cooperate for a lower sentence and turn over all their records. I don't think I'll be giving anyone my personal info and a record of my indiscretions.

So. Back to the aamp hag shack lottery I go.

I have to agree with you on this one. I'm even hesitant to pay MP girls via electronics payments. Hence they have my cell phone number and real name and usually what follows with that is a picture of you on their phone. If LE ever gets a hold of that phone they will be making a phone call to you or me or anyone else on her phone for a statement and bank records.

**Murrican** · 01-10-22 10:58

Originally Posted by PlayerN818 [View Original Post]

Wow. That's a lot of info for a hobby best kept anonymous.

Yeah. I'm there too. It's in their interest to maintain discretion and confidentiality. But it's also in their interest to cooperate for a lower sentence and turn over all their records. I don't think I'll be giving anyone my personal info and a record of my indiscretions.

So. Back to the aamp hag shack lottery I go.

**PlayerN818** · 01-10-22 10:45

Originally Posted by JudeBright [View Original Post]

The verifying process is not that hard and I appreciate that they have alternatives other than references. Just moved to LA from a dry land and is relatively new in this area. Contact lakangels and was asked to provide name, age, race, phone number, and 2 references.

As I do not have recent reference, I was asked to provided Humaniplex handle, and a login screen shot, and a photo taken in the day with date on the photo, then they let me in and made the first appointment.

Enjoy.

Wow. That's a lot of info for a hobby best kept anonymous.

**Jude Bright** · 01-09-22 19:57

Originally Posted by Murrican [View Original Post]

Fair enough.

I've been wanting to get into the KGirl game. The girls seem much hotter and younger, unless people exaggerate the truth on the internet, which never happens of course.

You know how to get into that game? My understanding is you can't just call and make an appointment. They need to vet you somehow.

The verifying process is not that hard and I appreciate that they have alternatives other than references. Just moved to LA from a dry land and is relatively new in this area. Contact lakangels and was asked to provide name, age, race, phone number, and 2 references.

As I do not have recent reference, I was asked to provided Humaniplex handle, and a login screen shot, and a photo taken in the day with date on the photo, then they let me in and made the first appointment.

Enjoy.