Massage Parlor Reports

[Jinurso]

A little pricey but hot as fuck. There is no hotter (in terms of looks) L1 in the loop area:

https://chicago.rubratings.com/188657

I wonder if she's the same Giselle from the massage place that was on Milwaukee in Wicker Park. Body type and description matches. If so, she's very attractive in an all-American perky blonde sort of way, but was HR only.

[NyteCrawler]

A little pricey but hot as fuck. There is no hotter (in terms of looks) L1 in the loop area:

https://chicago.rubratings.com/188657

Have you had her before? What was it like?

[ApplePiePussy]

Looking to share info about action in and around the loop.

SXL is great. Have drawn Lily, who is cute as a button. $80 house fee and and extra $200 will get you everything. Once she warms up to you she'll give BBBJ, but she does this weird thing where she spits every 30 seconds or so. Drew Juju a few weeks ago. She was on the rag but gave an exceptionally well done BBBJ for $160.

Natural Elements is at Madison / Wabash. There's a doorman but he's easy to talk by. She is super nice, but in her 50's. Not a looker but not grotesque. $100 will get you a decent relaxing massage and a top tier handy. CFS for another $100.

Went to HAO on Van Buren last winter. Like all of the HAOs, stay away. The lady looked gnarly and the office was filled with children's stuffed animals. Very fucked up vibe. Was hunting for a diamond in the rough but walked out.

Jin on Michigan is also passable. Tough doorman, and the RR ads are miles off. Older ladies who will fuck you but I took a flier. Won't repeat.

Any other loop locations I'm missing? I've tried setting up with Lauren at Spa Sensational but she never answers.

A little pricey but hot as fuck. There is no hotter (in terms of looks) L1 in the loop area:

https://chicago.rubratings.com/188657

[Lex85]

Anyone who has been there that has spoken to the papasan there, can you PM me?

Got a favor to ask.

[Dossy1]

Looking to share info about action in and around the loop.

SXL is great. Have drawn Lily, who is cute as a button. $80 house fee and and extra $200 will get you everything. Once she warms up to you she'll give BBBJ, but she does this weird thing where she spits every 30 seconds or so. Drew Juju a few weeks ago. She was on the rag but gave an exceptionally well done BBBJ for $160.

Natural Elements is at Madison / Wabash. There's a doorman but he's easy to talk by. She is super nice, but in her 50's. Not a looker but not grotesque. $100 will get you a decent relaxing massage and a top tier handy. CFS for another $100.

Went to HAO on Van Buren last winter. Like all of the HAOs, stay away. The lady looked gnarly and the office was filled with children's stuffed animals. Very fucked up vibe. Was hunting for a diamond in the rough but walked out.

Jin on Michigan is also passable. Tough doorman, and the RR ads are miles off. Older ladies who will fuck you but I took a flier. Won't repeat.

Any other loop locations I'm missing? I've tried setting up with Lauren at Spa Sensational but she never answers.

You pretty much hit them all. There used to be spot on Washington between Clark & Dearborn but I don't believe they reopened. At the prices SXL is charging for extras I would consider taking a drive to Mount P. , much better service and price. None of the MT's in the city are worth escort prices.

[RichL1234]

8 something Michigan avenue call to schedule an appointment after seeing their ad on the bad page They advertise nothing but young girls, ad said At the moment, this is your first choice. Went up to the 13th floor was meet by a closed to 200 Lb lady kind of tall old lady, I ask were the young girl she she wave her hand to herself indicating that was her, I ask again you have more therapist she said no only me I'd walk right out of there. Not going to waste my money on grannies.

Thanks for saving me the trip over there. I work right around the corner and thought it might be a nice option.

Wrong.

[HonusTheWagner]

Contacted her last week and she very quickly responded wanting to know when I was coming, if I wanted to shower with her, gave me her address and was sort of pushy. Offered $250 GFE for 30 minutes. The address was a 3 story single family home at the south end of Lincoln Park right by Latin. Immediate flags. I asked for reviews and she didn't have any. I drove by the place to scope it out; no way someone is providing from that building at that rate; plus you'd have the privilege of getting busted by a school. Seems TGTBT but if anyone has had success let us know.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/263528

Has anyone actually seen her?

I reached out to her today becausee I saw she had a 312 # , She responded from a different # area code 334 .

Told me her other phone was off? Seems odd since she was able to respond immediately. Wanted to set something up right then and there. I was inquiring as to whether or not she provided incall, she responded yes and gave me the address of a million dollar property on the Gold Coast that is up for sale.

I'm sure its a scam looking for a prepay or deposit, but figured I'd check and see if anyone has actually seen her.

Thanks.

[HonusTheWagner]

Looking to share info about action in and around the loop.

SXL is great. Have drawn Lily, who is cute as a button. $80 house fee and and extra $200 will get you everything. Once she warms up to you she'll give BBBJ, but she does this weird thing where she spits every 30 seconds or so. Drew Juju a few weeks ago. She was on the rag but gave an exceptionally well done BBBJ for $160.

Natural Elements is at Madison / Wabash. There's a doorman but he's easy to talk by. She is super nice, but in her 50's. Not a looker but not grotesque. $100 will get you a decent relaxing massage and a top tier handy. CFS for another $100.

Went to HAO on Van Buren last winter. Like all of the HAOs, stay away. The lady looked gnarly and the office was filled with children's stuffed animals. Very fucked up vibe. Was hunting for a diamond in the rough but walked out.

Jin on Michigan is also passable. Tough doorman, and the RR ads are miles off. Older ladies who will fuck you but I took a flier. Won't repeat.

Any other loop locations I'm missing? I've tried setting up with Lauren at Spa Sensational but she never answers.

[Elpatron]

8 something Michigan avenue call to schedule an appointment after seeing their ad on the bad page They advertise nothing but young girls, ad said At the moment, this is your first choice. Went up to the 13th floor was meet by a closed to 200 Lb lady kind of tall old lady, I ask were the young girl she she wave her hand to herself indicating that was her, I ask again you have more therapist she said no only me I'd walk right out of there. Not going to waste my money on grannies.

[Gopher88]

One of the best kissers ever! Better than my wife and my wife has a lizard tongue. Meaty, sweet p*ssy and her bud hole was quite appetizing! Washed it down with golden nectars. She said it was cum but I know better! Wink wink.

I've been seeing her for 12 years. Met her when she first came over.

[EyeEatAss]

She is old, but sweet and a skilled rim and BBBJCIM woman that aims to please. Close your eyes and enjoy the ride.

One of the best kissers ever! Better than my wife and my wife has a lizard tongue. Meaty, sweet p*ssy and her bud hole was quite appetizing! Washed it down with golden nectars. She said it was cum but I know better! Wink wink.

[Dbiz01]

Between sometime yesterday and early this morning the Foot Spa that I had previously reported on at 55 xx w Belmont has been shut down. Big orange sticker slapped across the front door.

I hope that no one got caught up in it..

Not surprised. Residents repeatedly complained to LE and their aldermen about the activity at that location.

[RichL1234]

Between sometime yesterday and early this morning the Foot Spa that I had previously reported on at 55 xx w Belmont has been shut down. Big orange sticker slapped across the front door.

I hope that no one got caught up in it.

Stay Safe.

[Jayp80]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/263528

Has anyone actually seen her?

I reached out to her today becausee I saw she had a 312 # , She responded from a different # area code 334 .

Told me her other phone was off? Seems odd since she was able to respond immediately. Wanted to set something up right then and there. I was inquiring as to whether or not she provided incall, she responded yes and gave me the address of a million dollar property on the Gold Coast that is up for sale.

I'm sure its a scam looking for a prepay or deposit, but figured I'd check and see if anyone has actually seen her.

Thanks.

Someone mentioned recently that the pictures were of a pornstar.

Sarah Vandella.

https://mobile.twitter.com/mssarahvandella?lang=en

[RichL1234]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/263528

Has anyone actually seen her?

I reached out to her today becausee I saw she had a 312 # , She responded from a different # area code 334 .

Told me her other phone was off? Seems odd since she was able to respond immediately. Wanted to set something up right then and there. I was inquiring as to whether or not she provided incall, she responded yes and gave me the address of a million dollar property on the Gold Coast that is up for sale.

I'm sure its a scam looking for a prepay or deposit, but figured I'd check and see if anyone has actually seen her.

Thanks.