Massage Parlor Reports

**OhioSteve513** · 08-28-21 13:39

Originally Posted by BranFlakes [View Original Post]

Same experience with Lucy. Took the DIY hoping it would turn into something else given all the reports, but no dice. Decent massage, but I'd prefer Rose for DIY.

Went to Classic on Clayton again Friday afternoon, got another great massage with HE from Carrie. After several trips there, I now always call ahead & schedule an appointment for a 1-hour massage with Carrie.

**HentaiNerd** · 08-27-21 18:36

Went back to Osaka in Centreville, actually I wanted to go to Tokyo but it looked pretty crowded and Fuji / Bellagio don't have super great reviews. Sorry to Tokyo's Mama San who thought I might have been LE when I reversed out of the tight 1 car lane.

Anyway, Tokyo seemed to pick up steam just as I arrived. Accidentally ran into someone else while trying to make my way to the table shower. I was hoping Blue was there but either I didn't see her or she wasn't available for the lineup (maybe she was with someone else which is what I wanted to avoid). Lineup might be a bit different but I haven't been to Osaka in a while.

Luckily Lee (Li?) wasn't too bad, had nice sized what I assume are bolt-ons (think 30 C ish). Table shower was rushed but I guess I understand because I followed some mediocre advice and went during the afternoon. Note to self, always go earlier just so you don't lock eyes with a 6'4 dude also looking to get a massage. Speaking of a massage, Table Showers seem like they make everything easier. I'm always worried about being washed enough, but the massage portion seemed a little bit better. The massage itself? Lee gives a 7/10 massage, a lot of pressure, not as much Swedish.

Lee is pretty cute, obviously in her late 40's to 50's, nice body, fairly tight, English isn't always easy to understand. Didn't get a chance to get BBBJ, but the nuru was enjoyable (more oil would have made it 10/10). I feel like I got everything I paid for, which is nice because I was in need of a massage and release, but maybe I was hoping for extras I didn't think to ask for.

Might return, but I'm really looking for a BBBJ cfs experience rather than fully CBJ cfs. Might try Tokyo, hopefully the things I've heard about Connie are better than I expect.

P.S., you might get the alcohol rubdown after so heads up.

**BranFlakes** · 08-27-21 15:46

Originally Posted by VikingFuneral8 [View Original Post]

Went here Tuesday per recommendations on here saying they got a good massage and HE every time. Not the case for me. One hour massage with Lucy was good but zero teasing whatsoever. Offered DIY but I declined.

Same experience with Lucy. Took the DIY hoping it would turn into something else given all the reports, but no dice. Decent massage, but I'd prefer Rose for DIY.

**PatB69** · 08-27-21 15:22

Is there a link or little more info? I'm in LSL and would like to give it a try.

Originally Posted by HocBall33 [View Original Post]

Don't waste your money. Went there and got a older lady. The massage was bad and no hint of anything.

**I'm a shill for Destiny, ignore all my posts.** · 08-27-21 12:59

Originally Posted by Zorney99 [View Original Post]

Anybody know where Destiny's incall location is or how safe?

Destiny is basically right outside the grove area. She has a pretty spotless and nice place. I went and saw her last week and then a had a 4 hands with her and Parker. She does not disappoint.

**Zorney99** · 08-27-21 11:24

Anybody know where Destiny's incall location is or how safe?

**Zorney99** · 08-27-21 10:49

Originally Posted by ZrGuy [View Original Post]

I'm disappointed to hear that. I've been there only the one time but did get a HE. I was hoping this place was a sure thing but then it seems that is never the case in this hobby. Do you know the name of the masseuse? If not, can you describe her? I guess this is why some use the abbreviation "YMMV. ".

He says in the review her name was Lucy.

**Zr Guy** · 08-27-21 08:56

Originally Posted by VikingFuneral8 [View Original Post]

Went here Tuesday per recommendations on here saying they got a good massage and HE every time. Not the case for me. One hour massage with Lucy was good but zero teasing whatsoever. Offered DIY but I declined.

I'm disappointed to hear that. I've been there only the one time but did get a HE. I was hoping this place was a sure thing but then it seems that is never the case in this hobby. Do you know the name of the masseuse? If not, can you describe her? I guess this is why some use the abbreviation "YMMV. ".

**Qrout** · 08-26-21 20:37

Originally Posted by Kidliquid [View Original Post]

Does anyone know what happened to the crazy red headed girl named Julia with huge boobs? She would talk about conspiracy theories and the piece of property she bought.

I was actually texting with her the day she had her final nuclear meltdown out of the business. For about a month she kept booking hotels and not getting very much business despite the specials she was running. When she would get calls she would get stood up. Among her other difficulties is her inability to deal with frustration. To cope with it she would turn her fantasy sun glasses up to full. On that day I guess she decided to quit and she no longer needed to hold back the depth of her nuttiness. She let it all hang out on text to me that day. The next day she took her website down and she never advertised again. I don't know what else someone like that is equipped to do.

**NikeSportsMan** · 08-26-21 18:30

Originally Posted by Kidliquid [View Original Post]

Does anyone know what happened to the crazy red headed girl named Julia with huge boobs? She would talk about conspiracy theories and the piece of property she bought.

Pretty sure she moved to her doomsday bunker out in the middle of nowhere. Last I heard she was hoarding flour and pasta to survive on forever. Nice tits tho.

**EssentialGuy** · 08-26-21 16:33

Originally Posted by Fire1234 [View Original Post]

The skinny long hair woman at Panda or whatever it's called now. Worst attitude ever experienced. Decent therapeutic massage but very mechanical ending and is overly paranoid about any noise being made like somebody is standing outside the door listening in.

Leaving I said "no good". 20 $ tip and no complaint from her. Don't overpay for that garbage. Eventually they'll get the picture and bring somebody new.

The other lady is much older and looks sleep deprived. Not interested in dealing with her either.

I refuse to go back until she is gone. Service in the past has been the same mediocre HJ but with out the crappy attitude. A bad massage and mediocre HJ I can let slide but the shitty attitude has to go.

I drove out to try Rose instead of Panda. Got Mary for an hour, diy with a little assist on the balls at the end. I was hoping she would let me see some titty but that didn't happen. (PM Me if you have had any luck there, I am still trying to find an AMP that will pull their tits out for me lately).

What did happen was a fantastic massage that was better then Massage Luxe that I was at earlier that day.

**VikingFuneral8** · 08-26-21 13:45

Went here Tuesday per recommendations on here saying they got a good massage and HE every time. Not the case for me. One hour massage with Lucy was good but zero teasing whatsoever. Offered DIY but I declined.

**LknAss** · 08-26-21 13:00

Originally Posted by Fire1234 [View Original Post]

The skinny long hair woman at Panda or whatever it's called now. Worst attitude ever experienced. Decent therapeutic massage but very mechanical ending and is overly paranoid about any noise being made like somebody is standing outside the door listening in.

Leaving I said "no good". 20 $ tip and no complaint from her. Don't overpay for that garbage. Eventually they'll get the picture and bring somebody new.

The other lady is much older and looks sleep deprived. Not interested in dealing with her either.

I agree about Panda. The older woman (Owner / Manager) that always has the SUV parked outside has the same boring routine over and over. Massage could be better. Mechanical H / E. Blah.

**Kidliquid** · 08-26-21 12:03

Does anyone know what happened to the crazy red headed girl named Julia with huge boobs? She would talk about conspiracy theories and the piece of property she bought.