Massage Parlor Reports

[NewInChi]

What place are we describing here?

Well I went yesterday mimi Lisa (or yuyu) to some of the vets was there again was picturing FS with her tight pussy again but you was greeted by a "new girl" 2 weeks english was good very cute face maybe 5"5 low Cs but no ass really. Anyways I forgot her name but took her for a spin she did have blonde hair. Massage was decent with teasing let me roam very good teasing. Massage was good also worked my. Neck area very well. On the flip man TONS TONS I'd teasing no comvo of piece wanted L3 but she said next time I got to being rhe jimmy. Yeah ight. But it was cool I thought she would start L1 right away but she just liked teasing and gettinf me excited. I started to roam let me roam every where finally lifted up the dress nice little ass tight pussy OMG could barley fit one finger in there finally she started took direction very well and also started kissing the man downstairs on her own but didn't go full on BBBJ. Ill assume she liked it because then she let the girls out and put them in my face sucked on them hard she would kiss me all over. And really she would stop and go stop and go on me experience was great but you want L3 after I could barley fit my finger in there. More of that for many 15 mins and then finally a pop great experience I tipper her. 80 ill be back once again.

[HanginBalls]

I've never been in favor of the admins blocking you. I've always preferred giving people the option of ignoring you, mainly because it's fun seeing first timers reply. But that's just me.

There has never been any maliscious intent with my posts!

[Jinurso]

Not sure if this belongs here or in General, but besides the escort sites, where else are you looking for independent massage providers? I've found that you get a lot more mileage from ladies who may have fallen on hard times and want to give a few massages from their home. I've tried bark, massage finder and thervo etc.

There have been two times ever that I've walked into a massage place cold and ended up with extras. Both times I went in because I wanted an actual massage and nothing else. One time the girl just reached over and started jacking me off while constantly going "shhh shhh". The other time was a Thai massage place that had only ever been legit in all the years I was going. There was a new girl who was unusually flirtatious and just decided to grope me. I wasn't into her, but I'll let anybody massage my dick.

Oh. And there was sort of a third place. Nothing happened there since it was a 100% legit and well known spa, but we exchanged numbers and wound up dating. She ended up working at CLM a couple of years later which was a total surprise. I'll leave it at that.

[Jinurso]

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[LakeMichigan]

A little north of the city in Niles.

Went with the hour for I think $60.

Greeted by a short, chubby female attendant who took my temp and showed me to the room.

Went in got undressed, and laid down.

Tech came in and started massage. Good massage with very firm pressure.

A lot of work to the upper thigh area and a few grazes.

On the flip, turned over to realize my masseuse was a guy.

Great massage but I won't be back.

Went by a week later and they had a pride flag in the window.

Good luck out there.

[Jinurso]

Visited Bella last year, BBBJ and DATY were offered. She is definitely on the thicker side and her ass is fantastic. Very sweet and nice attitude. Haven't repeated.

Done Melissa 2 x since, everything covered, great attitude, a bit too talkative but fun.

Thanks! I've been looking for updated information on Bella since things were a little light. I'll put out an update with your info and a couple of other guys posted and PMed me some info too.

[HanginBalls]

That's awesome man. You are getting what you want and enjoy it. Some girls that are thicker will worker harder for it too.

Called her up from the mechanic griping about the bill. Two bills for parts and one bill for an hour's service. "What's this world coming to", I griped?! Forty five minutes later she pops over in a tight sweater with mams busting out. "Jeez babe! Dressed for an occasion", I asked. She said, " watch this"! Mechanic comes over to ask if she needs help. She smiles and jiggles her tits. Two minutes later they go into his office and I can see her head bobbing down his little jalapeno. Another two minutes and she walks out with his greasy hand prints on her globes and some of his sauce on her chin. "I just covered the labor cost for you", she brags!

What a great chick I have!

[Jayp80]

Not sure if this belongs here or in General, but besides the escort sites, where else are you looking for independent massage providers? I've found that you get a lot more mileage from ladies who may have fallen on hard times and want to give a few massages from their home. I've tried bark, massage finder and thervo etc.

[Moejoo]

Anybody pay this girl a visit?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/214755

I have seen a few girls there. Meghan has been discussed here and she has reviews at the other place. Her pics and reviews are all very accurate and if what she says she offers is what you want and if you like the pictures you will have a great time. I was told that Victoria is very new and learning slowly but that she will not offer anything not in her ad. I was told the pics of Victoria are also accurate and untouched and that she will not stray from what is on her menu. There is some sort of "handler" that is over these girls, not sure if he leases their rooms to them or how that works. Only the girls there when I have gone and the girls answer their messages. Lot of stairs to get up there if anyone of you are cardio challenged.

[SGlider]

Anybody pay this girl a visit?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/214755

There have been a number of ads within the last 6 months using Bryn Mawr & Kedzie as their location and I suspect they are all the same condo. While I did not see this particular girl, I did visit this place with another girl and had a bad experience. Can't remember her name, but girl I saw was completely un-enthusiastic and made it pretty clear she didn't want to be there. Horrible massage and even worse L1 finish. She did tell me she shares that condo with other girls who also do this. Rumors are Nurse Sarah occasionally works out of there too, and she's had some negative reviews as well on here.

Not saying this girl is as bad, but just sharing my experience at this location. Hope it helps.

[GBaby32]

So I went to relax. I had money to burn did a 4 hand. I picked my new girl I believe her name was Yuyu. And I picked this taller long black hair cute face and decent sized tits maybe a C girl. BIG BIG mistake. .30 for 4 hands as 90. The new girl which I had an amazing time with last time was giving me a great massage teasing the other girl the tall one. Horrible. Horrible light finger touching no pressure dog shit massage. She wanted me to flip like 5 mins in the new girl just kept looking at me with a disappointed look. I swear to God the taller girl was trying to tell the new girl to make me flip so they can get there money and run. I flip, Yuyu amazing sensual let me roam tight pussy I wanted FS both maybe I could salvage this. Nope. I had everything with Yuyu she has blonde hair from my last report, but this tall one wanted. 80 for her to take her shirt off lmao. I will say this. Her HJ skills were very very good. But what a mess, anyways after 15 mins I pop Yuyu cleans me up other girl leaves thank God. She tells me never do 4 hand at relax, I'll be happy with one girl. All. In all I was out 1.90 it is what it is, name of the game. Yuyu told me next time FS but don't ever do 4 hand at relax. I'm pretty sure the tall. Girl is trying to be like Mimi but just younger she knows the game and is about the money. Ill pass, anyways I'm off to Colombia y'all be safe. Learn from my mistake. Lisa, Yuyu (short blonde girl), mini all speak decent English and all are short besides mini I have zero complaints. But that younger tall girl with the big tits stay away.

[Ziroxd91]

Anybody pay this girl a visit?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/214755

Would love to know.

[IMissCutler]

These services are getting ridiculous! After blowing 1. 3 for a half ass L1 I made my way to a bar to unwind. This 6', 289#, 40 yr. Old blonde / blue heifer strolls up to me and asks me why I look mad. I ask her repeatedly,"You really want to know"? She nods and I ask her," Do you think I'm cute"? She curiously nods and asks," Why"? I said," I think I'm average, so I go into these massage parlors to get some relief"(her curiosity piques). I tell her I'm sick and tired of these providers overcharging and underserving! She looks at me and tells me," She knows". I jerk my head and say," What do you mean, you know" She tells me she goes to AMPs also and has left unsatisfied as well"! I ask her why she needs AMPs. There's a smorgasboard of cock at her disposal?? (I forgot to add she maybe obese but quite good looking). She says men don't know how to use their tongues as well as their hands and no one eats pussy or rubs like another female. She also noticed fees increasing and service on the decline. A few more drinks and a kiss test and we're over at her home. She disrobes and lays on her stomach. I start massaging her and soon she flips. I won't go into the details but we see each other on a regular basis and save dough in the meantime.

That's awesome man. You are getting what you want and enjoy it. Some girls that are thicker will worker harder for it too.

[ChicagoClass]

Anyone have info on Chloe, what's available? Trying to see if it's worth the time and money.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/45211

I haven't seen Chloe, however I've been to this spa literally half the girls in the pictures are them, the other half aren't even close so I stopped using them, didn't want to waste my time anymore.

Rose-not accurate.

Madisyn-not accurate.

Zoe-Accurate / real.

Hannah- not accurate.

[AguacatiTokk]

Visited Bella last year, BBBJ and DATY were offered. She is definitely on the thicker side and her ass is fantastic. Very sweet and nice attitude. Haven't repeated.

Done Melissa 2 x since, everything covered, great attitude, a bit too talkative but fun.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.

Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.

Amy. Older. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available.

Sandra. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge $100 - 150.

Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.

Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.

Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.

Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.

Bella. Only two reviews. One just said "not a fan". The other said "young good girl. Takes commands very well. A little thick but not fat. 3 holes in your not to big. Sometimes she she doesn't want to put work but will take a pounding. " NEED MORE INFO about menu and upcharges.