Massage Parlor Reports

[GBaby32]

So I went to relax. I had money to burn did a 4 hand. I picked my new girl I believe her name was Yuyu. And I picked this taller long black hair cute face and decent sized tits maybe a C girl. BIG BIG mistake. .30 for 4 hands as 90. The new girl which I had an amazing time with last time was giving me a great massage teasing the other girl the tall one. Horrible. Horrible light finger touching no pressure dog shit massage. She wanted me to flip like 5 mins in the new girl just kept looking at me with a disappointed look. I swear to God the taller girl was trying to tell the new girl to make me flip so they can get there money and run. I flip, Yuyu amazing sensual let me roam tight pussy I wanted FS both maybe I could salvage this. Nope. I had everything with Yuyu she has blonde hair from my last report, but this tall one wanted. 80 for her to take her shirt off lmao. I will say this. Her HJ skills were very very good. But what a mess, anyways after 15 mins I pop Yuyu cleans me up other girl leaves thank God. She tells me never do 4 hand at relax, I'll be happy with one girl. All. In all I was out 1.90 it is what it is, name of the game. Yuyu told me next time FS but don't ever do 4 hand at relax. I'm pretty sure the tall. Girl is trying to be like Mimi but just younger she knows the game and is about the money. Ill pass, anyways I'm off to Colombia y'all be safe. Learn from my mistake. Lisa, Yuyu (short blonde girl), mini all speak decent English and all are short besides mini I have zero complaints. But that younger tall girl with the big tits stay away.

[Ziroxd91]

Anybody pay this girl a visit?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/214755

Would love to know.

[IMissCutler]

These services are getting ridiculous! After blowing 1. 3 for a half ass L1 I made my way to a bar to unwind. This 6', 289#, 40 yr. Old blonde / blue heifer strolls up to me and asks me why I look mad. I ask her repeatedly,"You really want to know"? She nods and I ask her," Do you think I'm cute"? She curiously nods and asks," Why"? I said," I think I'm average, so I go into these massage parlors to get some relief"(her curiosity piques). I tell her I'm sick and tired of these providers overcharging and underserving! She looks at me and tells me," She knows". I jerk my head and say," What do you mean, you know" She tells me she goes to AMPs also and has left unsatisfied as well"! I ask her why she needs AMPs. There's a smorgasboard of cock at her disposal?? (I forgot to add she maybe obese but quite good looking). She says men don't know how to use their tongues as well as their hands and no one eats pussy or rubs like another female. She also noticed fees increasing and service on the decline. A few more drinks and a kiss test and we're over at her home. She disrobes and lays on her stomach. I start massaging her and soon she flips. I won't go into the details but we see each other on a regular basis and save dough in the meantime.

That's awesome man. You are getting what you want and enjoy it. Some girls that are thicker will worker harder for it too.

[ChicagoClass]

Anyone have info on Chloe, what's available? Trying to see if it's worth the time and money.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/45211

I haven't seen Chloe, however I've been to this spa literally half the girls in the pictures are them, the other half aren't even close so I stopped using them, didn't want to waste my time anymore.

Rose-not accurate.

Madisyn-not accurate.

Zoe-Accurate / real.

Hannah- not accurate.

[AguacatiTokk]

Visited Bella last year, BBBJ and DATY were offered. She is definitely on the thicker side and her ass is fantastic. Very sweet and nice attitude. Haven't repeated.

Done Melissa 2 x since, everything covered, great attitude, a bit too talkative but fun.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.

Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.

Amy. Older. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available.

Sandra. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge $100 - 150.

Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.

Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.

Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.

Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.

Bella. Only two reviews. One just said "not a fan". The other said "young good girl. Takes commands very well. A little thick but not fat. 3 holes in your not to big. Sometimes she she doesn't want to put work but will take a pounding. " NEED MORE INFO about menu and upcharges.

[ApplePiePussy]

Anybody pay this girl a visit?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/214755

[Casper27]

Anyone have info on Chloe, what's available? Trying to see if it's worth the time and money.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/45211

[Wkim1108]

I don't think they are the same person. I could be wrong.

Please check your PM. Thanks.

[ConfuciusMan]

Sherry and Sally same person?

I don't think they are the same person. I could be wrong.

[ChicagoCat99]

Do not go to Jin. I made the mistake and it was honestly top 3 worst AMP experiences I've ever had. I'm just speaking from my experience. Horrible. I did the same thing. Called next door and the lady that picked up sounded half asleep and at least 70 or 80 years old. Which is why I went to Jin. Mistake.

Thank you very much and I will not go.

But, what happened?

Google review looks fine.

[Wkim1108]

They stayed closed because the partners didn't get along anymore. They moved on. Anyone have sherry before. She's at comfort spa.

Sherry and Sally same person?

[Iamslobbyist]

Barbarossa says, "On the flip, she got naked and started a wonderful cat bath massage which included my balls, taint, both inner thighs, and even rimmed me while I massaged her wet pussy. I was in heaven."

#EvenGranniesNeedLove

Guilty of the hashtag as charged.

[GMan25]

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[Devlin]

She's about mid 60 now. The last time I saw her flesh was over a year ago and it wasn't very pretty and sexy because the signs of her ageing were conspicuous and unambiguous

Barbarossa says, "On the flip, she got naked and started a wonderful cat bath massage which included my balls, taint, both inner thighs, and even rimmed me while I massaged her wet pussy. I was in heaven."

#EvenGranniesNeedLove

[Visconti5683]

Do not go to Jin. I made the mistake and it was honestly top 3 worst AMP experiences I've ever had. I'm just speaking from my experience. Horrible. I did the same thing. Called next door and the lady that picked up sounded half asleep and at least 70 or 80 years old. Which is why I went to Jin. Mistake.

I went there and door sign says "Bell is broken, so call".

It took 30 minutes for me to call since I usually leave my phone at home for security.

I asked one guy to call and it was embarrassing.

After opening the door, I showed my empty hands and said "I have no phone. ".

She said, "i phone?".

This is sign of laziness.

Not changing battery of bell (huge bell was there) or not learning English at all though Mt has plenty of empty time.

I walked away pissed.

I may try Jin spa next as it has good reviews on Google.

P.s.: This 80 years old grandma had make up and mt clothes.

Make sure she is not the one serving you.

They will push what they want since "they cannot understand you".