Massage Parlor Reports

[Il630]

Hey guys,

Almost forgot so during my session the girl told me about another spot where the girls were very good. I am talking about relax in G. E. She mentioned that if you kept going west in front of a Toyota dealership the girls and service was very good there. Couldn't find it on good and didn't drive after my sesh I always get ice cream haha.

She probably meant to the east. Marigold Massage is across from Lombard Toyota.

[Devlin]

Because literally nobody cares and nothing is going to happen based on SOME WORDS ON THE INTERNET.

Hi,

Tell that to the folks at Ruby Spa, S & L Nails and Massage, Palos Heights Massage, Norridge Girls, etc.

Devlin, Out!

[Pau Ford]

Seriously all that coded dream stuff if unnecessary. It reminds me of when BP girls used to say roses instead of $. Girl calling it roses isn't going to protect you one bit.

It should have just said Amethyst Massage in Brookfield rather than some retarded code that fools nobody and serves literally zero purpose, an inbred cousin of the other ridiculous code of. 5, 1, 2. 5, etc.

Just say I spent 80 dollars on the massage and tipped (MP's name) 50 dollars to hand job my dick as an added service when I visited (Spa name) on Monday, March 31st at 4:08 PM.

Because literally nobody cares and nothing is going to happen based on SOME WORDS ON THE INTERNET.

[ApplePiePussy]

It should have read - a popular attraction.

It should have just said Amethyst Massage in Brookfield rather than some retarded code that fools nobody and serves literally zero purpose, an inbred cousin of the other ridiculous code of. 5, 1, 2. 5, etc.

Just say I spent 80 dollars on the massage and tipped (MP's name) 50 dollars to hand job my dick as an added service when I visited (Spa name) on Monday, March 31st at 4:08 PM.

Because literally nobody cares and nothing is going to happen based on SOME WORDS ON THE INTERNET.

[Datsurman]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/chicago.suntimes.com/platform/amp/crime/2021/4/9/22376531/21-arrested-cook-county-prostitution-sting[/URL]

Article: "Once the men agreed to pay for sex".

Really? These must have been the world's dumbest mongers.

The moral of the story is "don't incriminate yourself! If you don't know the person you're dealing with, don't discuss services. Highly recommend to include the tip with the payment and not to negotiate. The 10 or 20 bucks you think you're saving by negotiating could cost you a thousand dollars or more on one unlucky day.

[Ratso100]

Gentlemen,

I had a dream that I visited an AMP that is 13 miles west of downtown Chicago. This AMP is located in a suburb that has a famous destination. (see title)

Am***y** Ma***ge

Mamasan is hard to understand over the phone. Rates: 40 hhr or 60 hr.

In my dream, the friendly MT was about 5'6" med build with nice clevage and a**.

The warm table shower was very thorough and much attention was given to LilBigDevlin.

The massage was good and she did not mind my hands ro**ing on her in my dream.

After the massage, she offered a shake but I opted for a covered french lesson.

The french lesson was GREAT. It was slow, sensual and deep. 60/100

I hope your dream is as good as mine.

I doubt that "a dream" will protect you from the imbalanced scale of justice. Plus, according to the disclaimer here, this is a sexual ENTERTAINMENT forum, so FYI for any tax eating pigs lurking here, I entertain myself writing creative erotica in first person view. So no need to dream because I aint fucking!

[TooFull]

I suppose if there's a moral to this story, it's to either take an Uber to the location or park far away and walk.

I wonder what ad it was.

I think the lesson is to not go to hotels, unless there are reviews from other mongers. I've only been to a hotel once and it was nerve-racking. I was laying on the bed naked and the girl went into the bathroom. I then hear loud knocking on the door. I almost peed the bed. I thought the chick had texted law enforcement. It turned out, it was just housekeeping. She had forget to extend the room. Anyway, I learned my lesson.

[GBaby32]

Hey guys,

Almost forgot so during my session the girl told me about another spot where the girls were very good. I am talking about relax in G. E. She mentioned that if you kept going west in front of a Toyota dealership the girls and service was very good there. Couldn't find it on good and didn't drive after my sesh I always get ice cream haha.

[ChicagoCat99]

Pretty good.

60 for full hour massage.

Strong. Skillful.

No time short.

Happy.

Angela.

60/40.

I may keep this place even for massage only.

[Devlin]

... I visited an AMP that is 13 miles west of downtown Chicago. This AMP is located in a suburb that has a famous destination. (see title)

It should have read - a popular attraction.

[Devlin]

Gentlemen,

I had a dream that I visited an AMP that is 13 miles west of downtown Chicago. This AMP is located in a suburb that has a famous destination. (see title)

Am***y** Ma***ge

Mamasan is hard to understand over the phone. Rates: 40 hhr or 60 hr.

In my dream, the friendly MT was about 5'6" med build with nice clevage and a**.

The warm table shower was very thorough and much attention was given to LilBigDevlin.

The massage was good and she did not mind my hands ro**ing on her in my dream.

After the massage, she offered a shake but I opted for a covered french lesson.

The french lesson was GREAT. It was slow, sensual and deep. 60/100

I hope your dream is as good as mine.

[ApplePiePussy]

I suppose if there's a moral to this story, it's to either take an Uber to the location or park far away and walk.

I wonder what ad it was.

It's usually an ad that has red flags, a round number for the donation amount, and pictures which are TGTBT. They tend to capture the low hanging fruit who are new and trying it for the first time.

[Jinurso]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/chicago...titution-sting

I suppose if there's a moral to this story, it's to either take an Uber to the location or park far away and walk.

I wonder what ad it was.

[ConfuciusMan]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/chicago...titution-sting

[OrdLover]

Going to be in the west Dundee area this west and looking for help finding a good massage, Latin or Asian is fine. L1 is great, any recommendations?

Look in the surburbs forum. You might find your answers.