Massage Parlor Reports

**GBaby32** · 04-13-21 11:33

Hey guys,

Almost forgot so during my session the girl told me about another spot where the girls were very good. I am talking about relax in G. E. She mentioned that if you kept going west in front of a Toyota dealership the girls and service was very good there. Couldn't find it on good and didn't drive after my sesh I always get ice cream haha.

**ChicagoCat99** · 04-13-21 02:32

Pretty good.

60 for full hour massage.

Strong. Skillful.

No time short.

Happy.

Angela.

60/40.

I may keep this place even for massage only.

**Devlin** · 04-13-21 00:30

Originally Posted by Devlin [View Original Post]

... I visited an AMP that is 13 miles west of downtown Chicago. This AMP is located in a suburb that has a famous destination. (see title)

It should have read - a popular attraction.

**Devlin** · 04-12-21 17:50

Gentlemen,

I had a dream that I visited an AMP that is 13 miles west of downtown Chicago. This AMP is located in a suburb that has a famous destination. (see title)

Am***y** Ma***ge

Mamasan is hard to understand over the phone. Rates: 40 hhr or 60 hr.

In my dream, the friendly MT was about 5'6" med build with nice clevage and a**.

The warm table shower was very thorough and much attention was given to LilBigDevlin.

The massage was good and she did not mind my hands ro**ing on her in my dream.

After the massage, she offered a shake but I opted for a covered french lesson.

The french lesson was GREAT. It was slow, sensual and deep. 60/100

I hope your dream is as good as mine.

**ApplePiePussy** · 04-12-21 16:46

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

I suppose if there's a moral to this story, it's to either take an Uber to the location or park far away and walk.

I wonder what ad it was.

It's usually an ad that has red flags, a round number for the donation amount, and pictures which are TGTBT. They tend to capture the low hanging fruit who are new and trying it for the first time.

**Jinurso** · 04-12-21 09:07

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/chicago...titution-sting

I suppose if there's a moral to this story, it's to either take an Uber to the location or park far away and walk.

I wonder what ad it was.

**ConfuciusMan** · 04-12-21 08:15

https://www.google.com/amp/s/chicago...titution-sting

**OrdLover** · 04-11-21 23:24

Originally Posted by Dream619 [View Original Post]

Going to be in the west Dundee area this west and looking for help finding a good massage, Latin or Asian is fine. L1 is great, any recommendations?

Look in the surburbs forum. You might find your answers.

**Jinurso** · 04-11-21 23:12

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

Thanks! Does anyone have intel on the potential CLM outcall? I know it might me expensive but still knowledge is power!

I've never heard of it until today's post. I would probably only ever do incall there, mainly because I like their locations and setup, but I'm curious to see if people have reports.

**Ratso100** · 04-11-21 23:03

Originally Posted by AlMelrose [View Original Post]

Unfortunately, the Latinas peak at way too early an age (at least for us in the USA). Very steep drop as you pointed out. HS girls look mid 20's, Mid 20's look 40's.

Well, I think you are stretching it a bit (no pun intended) when it comes to the looks of 20 years looking like 40. Depends on the region, girl, and lifestyle, Some Mexican chicks I know, look good in the face in there 40's but on the opposite to colombians, their bodies already popped out half a classroom of kids, and gain an extra pound on the belly for each wrinkle they have been spared on their face. Puerto Ricans specially the Afro Latinas age like fine wine tho. Look at Jlo, she puts half of hollywood to shame.

**Al Melrose** · 04-11-21 22:53

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

All Colombia women have that trend of aging a bit quicker on the face. Sofia Vergara is still smoking hot but the face (while not ugly) isn't aging as well as the body. Same goes for any of the broads from Telemundo programming. They go from being the show's main talent, only for 5 to 6 years to pass and they are playing the mother / aunt of the 17-19 year old protagonist played by the fresh import that is not older than 25. Then again even the best DR. Miami in town with the botox shot only leaves chicks looking like the joker.

Unfortunately, the Latinas peak at way too early an age (at least for us in the USA). Very steep drop as you pointed out. HS girls look mid 20's, Mid 20's look 40's.

**Ratso100** · 04-11-21 22:40

Originally Posted by GattiShack [View Original Post]

I would personally say NOT so pretty face and decent body. Much older than the girl advertised on the site.

Redeeming factors are:

- That she definitely knows how to fuck. Lots of energy despite her age.

- A warm, social and fun communicator. Knows how to make someone feel welcome rather than cold.

- Message was actually pretty solid.

Overall 6/10.

All Colombia women have that trend of aging a bit quicker on the face. Sofia Vergara is still smoking hot but the face (while not ugly) isn't aging as well as the body. Same goes for any of the broads from Telemundo programming. They go from being the show's main talent, only for 5 to 6 years to pass and they are playing the mother / aunt of the 17-19 year old protagonist played by the fresh import that is not older than 25. Then again even the best DR. Miami in town with the botox shot only leaves chicks looking like the joker.

**Ratso100** · 04-11-21 22:26

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.

Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.

Amy. Older. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available.

Sandra. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge $100 - 150.

Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.

Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.

Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.

Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.

Bella. Only two reviews. One just said "not a fan". The other said "young good girl. Takes commands very well. A little thick but not fat. 3 holes in your not to big. Sometimes she she doesn't want to put work but will take a pounding. " NEED MORE INFO about menu and upcharges.

Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. Muscular body. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID.

Audrey. GFE FS for the most part, although seems slightly YMMV based on a dissenting review. Upcharge amount is unclear but it may be more down to personal chemistry than "business". Reports of BBBJ and DFK being had. Described as a mid-20's PAWG, and reports vary on how thick vs. Bbw she is.

Sophie. Only one review: "Horrible, don't get me wrong can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will stafiy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. NEED MORE INFO.

Isabelle. No info at all that I could find. NEED MORE INFO.

Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.

Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.

Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.

If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.

Thanks! Does anyone have intel on the potential CLM outcall? I know it might me expensive but still knowledge is power!

**Dream619** · 04-11-21 20:38

Going to be in the west Dundee area this west and looking for help finding a good massage, Latin or Asian is fine. L1 is great, any recommendations?

**Jinurso** · 04-11-21 19:36

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.

Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.

Amy. Older. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available.

Sandra. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge $100 - 150.

Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.

Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.

Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.

Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.

Bella. Only two reviews. One just said "not a fan". The other said "young good girl. Takes commands very well. A little thick but not fat. 3 holes in your not to big. Sometimes she she doesn't want to put work but will take a pounding. " NEED MORE INFO about menu and upcharges.

Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. Muscular body. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID.

Audrey. GFE FS for the most part, although seems slightly YMMV based on a dissenting review. Upcharge amount is unclear but it may be more down to personal chemistry than "business". Reports of BBBJ and DFK being had. Described as a mid-20's PAWG, and reports vary on how thick vs. Bbw she is.

Sophie. Only one review: "Horrible, don't get me wrong can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will stafiy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. NEED MORE INFO.

Isabelle. No info at all that I could find. NEED MORE INFO.

Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.

Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.

Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.

If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.