Massage Parlor Reports

[HumbertHumbert]

Read a report here about the place off 985 call Good Massage hidden behind a popular auto parts store.

Met by Linda, who looked about late 30's (mask was on).

Took the 1 hr option for 60 gave her a benjamin and she told me she'd make change at the end.

Massage was okay about a 4) with some light teasing below.

On the flip the HE was very mechanical; mostly a consistent stroke and no sexy talk from her.

Someone came in the front door and she stopped in the middle to tell him to come back.

She tried to pick up where she left off but my large incredibly large yogurt slinger shrunk back down to its soft 16 inches and I couldn't finish.

She said she was sorry and asked me to come back.

I slung my disappointed flacid pussy stretcher over my shoulder and went back to the car.

These places need two people to run the place.

I might go back because Linda has very nice feet which I'd love to taste.

Be Safe.

[Petey1015]

Lick the arches of her feet and you'll break all the codes.

[Sbaset]

If you do that for her, you'll brake all the codes.

Who likes her toes sucked?

[Sbaset]

Anyone been to Mini lately.

Yes, they have Amy, Cici, and Wendy back. Still hoping that Julie comes back soon.

[Ozymandias]

Honey.

You so handsome.

Missed you.

You to big or so big.

And my favorite: You so strong (a comment when you take longer than 3 min to come).

Let's face it: AMP girls are the Waffle House waitresses of sex work.

O.

[Worf359]

Great memory.

Love you long time Sailor Boy. Give me money first.

I go with you.

[Nationalchamp]

Are you a massage girl? Which shop do you work at?

Got the same impression myself.

[MassageAwesome]

Honey.

You so handsome.

Missed you.

You to big or so big.

And my favorite: You so strong (a comment when you take longer than 3 min to come).

Funniest I ever head: a few years ago at Paio Xue. I forget her name. During the HJ she said the fakest "oh baby. " It killed the mood and made me bust out laughing. I think I hurt her feelings LOL.

[ComTech42]

Anyone been to Mini lately.

[ComTech42]

I just wish one would seductively whisper "oh. Love you long time" into my ear as she is rubbing me.

Great memory.

Love you long time Sailor Boy. Give me money first.

[BocoWood]

Is it just me or does every provider comment / say "Too Much" when they look at your cum. I wonder if there is a handbook that they all use that goes like this. "When the customer comes, say too much. This will make him happy and want to come back". LOL.

I once saw a woman at a place up north in the middle of nowhere, easily in her 60's. Legendary and worth the drive. Her line was "Oh baby! So much! You come see me more!

[SkyWookie]

Honey.

You so handsome.

Missed you.

You to big or so big.

And my favorite: You so strong (a comment when you take longer than 3 min to come).

I just wish one would seductively whisper "oh. Love you long time" into my ear as she is rubbing me.

[SyD1971]

Honey.

You so handsome.

Missed you.

You to big or so big.

And my favorite: You so strong (a comment when you take longer than 3 min to come).

My arms are sore, tip me more!

[Niteluvr]

LOL. Yea she did. Hey the lights were low and it was my first time there. Performed like she was in her 30's though. But thanks for the age clarification.

If it's your first time with Tina and you had a good time, that's all that matters. Known her since 2007. She's worked at 10 KAMPs that I know of, stays for a few months (or less) and then moves on, either by her desire or that of the KAMP owner. Years ago I had a session with her, finished, then encountered her and the mamasan in a screaming, cat-scratching, hair-pulling contest. Intervened and pulled them apart. I literally had to grab her, throw her down on top of me and tell her to cool her jets. When wild Korean women fight, it's a sight to see indeed. Training courtesy of crazy Korean bar girls in Seoul, Pyongtaek, Daegu, Suwon, Busan, and Dongducheon, circa 1980's.

Guessing Latinas are the same but not as much direct experience with them.

[Niteluvr]

at kamp:Always tell me how big my balls are.

But isn't that better than Don Lemon or Anderson Cooper cold calling you and telling you how big your balls are?