Massage Parlor Reports

[AmpVader]

Read a report here about the place off 985 call Good Massage hidden behind a popular auto parts store.

Met by Linda, who looked about late 30's (mask was on).

Took the 1 hr option for 60 gave her a benjamin and she told me she'd make change at the end.

Massage was okay about a 4) with some light teasing below.

On the flip the HE was very mechanical; mostly a consistent stroke and no sexy talk from her.

Someone came in the front door and she stopped in the middle to tell him to come back.

She tried to pick up where she left off but my large incredibly large yogurt slinger shrunk back down to its soft 16 inches and I couldn't finish.

She said she was sorry and asked me to come back.

I slung my disappointed flacid pussy stretcher over my shoulder and went back to the car.

These places need two people to run the place.

I might go back because Linda has very nice feet which I'd love to taste.

Be Safe.

You drag it. LOL.

[AmpVader]

Let's face it: AMP girls are the Waffle House waitresses of sex work.

O.

Then where does the street hookers fall?

KAMPS in my view is plain brothels, Camps on the other hand can provide a decent massage service and then extras ranging from a tease all the way to the holy grail, hence the excitement of the unknown when you walk into a place for the first time. A KAMP you know the drill when they open the small window. Massagie?

[HumbertHumbert]

Read a report here about the place off 985 call Good Massage hidden behind a popular auto parts store.

Met by Linda, who looked about late 30's (mask was on).

Took the 1 hr option for 60 gave her a benjamin and she told me she'd make change at the end.

Massage was okay about a 4) with some light teasing below.

On the flip the HE was very mechanical; mostly a consistent stroke and no sexy talk from her.

Someone came in the front door and she stopped in the middle to tell him to come back.

She tried to pick up where she left off but my large incredibly large yogurt slinger shrunk back down to its soft 16 inches and I couldn't finish.

She said she was sorry and asked me to come back.

I slung my disappointed flacid pussy stretcher over my shoulder and went back to the car.

These places need two people to run the place.

I might go back because Linda has very nice feet which I'd love to taste.

Be Safe.

[Petey1015]

Lick the arches of her feet and you'll break all the codes.

[Sbaset]

If you do that for her, you'll brake all the codes.

Who likes her toes sucked?

[Sbaset]

Anyone been to Mini lately.

Yes, they have Amy, Cici, and Wendy back. Still hoping that Julie comes back soon.

[Ozymandias]

Honey.

You so handsome.

Missed you.

You to big or so big.

And my favorite: You so strong (a comment when you take longer than 3 min to come).

Let's face it: AMP girls are the Waffle House waitresses of sex work.

O.

[Worf359]

Great memory.

Love you long time Sailor Boy. Give me money first.

I go with you.

[Nationalchamp]

Are you a massage girl? Which shop do you work at?

Got the same impression myself.

[MassageAwesome]

Honey.

You so handsome.

Missed you.

You to big or so big.

And my favorite: You so strong (a comment when you take longer than 3 min to come).

Funniest I ever head: a few years ago at Paio Xue. I forget her name. During the HJ she said the fakest "oh baby. " It killed the mood and made me bust out laughing. I think I hurt her feelings LOL.

[ComTech42]

Anyone been to Mini lately.

[ComTech42]

I just wish one would seductively whisper "oh. Love you long time" into my ear as she is rubbing me.

Great memory.

Love you long time Sailor Boy. Give me money first.

[BocoWood]

Is it just me or does every provider comment / say "Too Much" when they look at your cum. I wonder if there is a handbook that they all use that goes like this. "When the customer comes, say too much. This will make him happy and want to come back". LOL.

I once saw a woman at a place up north in the middle of nowhere, easily in her 60's. Legendary and worth the drive. Her line was "Oh baby! So much! You come see me more!

[SkyWookie]

Honey.

You so handsome.

Missed you.

You to big or so big.

And my favorite: You so strong (a comment when you take longer than 3 min to come).

I just wish one would seductively whisper "oh. Love you long time" into my ear as she is rubbing me.

[SyD1971]

Honey.

You so handsome.

Missed you.

You to big or so big.

And my favorite: You so strong (a comment when you take longer than 3 min to come).

My arms are sore, tip me more!