Massage Parlor Reports

**MassageAwesome** · 07-09-20 01:53

Originally Posted by AmpVader [View Original Post]

Honey.

You so handsome.

Missed you.

You to big or so big.

And my favorite: You so strong (a comment when you take longer than 3 min to come).

Funniest I ever head: a few years ago at Paio Xue. I forget her name. During the HJ she said the fakest "oh baby. " It killed the mood and made me bust out laughing. I think I hurt her feelings LOL.

**ComTech42** · 07-09-20 00:51

Anyone been to Mini lately.

**ComTech42** · 07-09-20 00:38

Originally Posted by SkyWookie [View Original Post]

I just wish one would seductively whisper "oh. Love you long time" into my ear as she is rubbing me.

Great memory.

Love you long time Sailor Boy. Give me money first.

**BocoWood** · 07-09-20 00:12

Originally Posted by JohnUtah [View Original Post]

Is it just me or does every provider comment / say "Too Much" when they look at your cum. I wonder if there is a handbook that they all use that goes like this. "When the customer comes, say too much. This will make him happy and want to come back". LOL.

I once saw a woman at a place up north in the middle of nowhere, easily in her 60's. Legendary and worth the drive. Her line was "Oh baby! So much! You come see me more!

**SkyWookie** · 07-08-20 22:39

Originally Posted by AmpVader [View Original Post]

Honey.

You so handsome.

Missed you.

You to big or so big.

And my favorite: You so strong (a comment when you take longer than 3 min to come).

I just wish one would seductively whisper "oh. Love you long time" into my ear as she is rubbing me.

**SyD1971** · 07-08-20 22:23

Originally Posted by AmpVader [View Original Post]

Honey.

You so handsome.

Missed you.

You to big or so big.

And my favorite: You so strong (a comment when you take longer than 3 min to come).

My arms are sore, tip me more!

**Niteluvr** · 07-08-20 21:58

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter12 [View Original Post]

LOL. Yea she did. Hey the lights were low and it was my first time there. Performed like she was in her 30's though. But thanks for the age clarification.

If it's your first time with Tina and you had a good time, that's all that matters. Known her since 2007. She's worked at 10 KAMPs that I know of, stays for a few months (or less) and then moves on, either by her desire or that of the KAMP owner. Years ago I had a session with her, finished, then encountered her and the mamasan in a screaming, cat-scratching, hair-pulling contest. Intervened and pulled them apart. I literally had to grab her, throw her down on top of me and tell her to cool her jets. When wild Korean women fight, it's a sight to see indeed. Training courtesy of crazy Korean bar girls in Seoul, Pyongtaek, Daegu, Suwon, Busan, and Dongducheon, circa 1980's.

Guessing Latinas are the same but not as much direct experience with them.

**Niteluvr** · 07-08-20 21:46

Originally Posted by AcWorthDude [View Original Post]

at kamp:Always tell me how big my balls are.

But isn't that better than Don Lemon or Anderson Cooper cold calling you and telling you how big your balls are?

**AmpVader** · 07-08-20 21:24

Originally Posted by Cj219 [View Original Post]

I've gotten this a lot and wondered the same thing. A lot of massage girls have similarities like calling you "honey", doing that light touch thing towards the end, and putting their face really close to yours. Maybe there's a HE Academy turning out massage girls somewhere. LOL.

Honey.

You so handsome.

Missed you.

You to big or so big.

And my favorite: You so strong (a comment when you take longer than 3 min to come).

**Jj3000** · 07-08-20 21:22

Find out where this place is located. Maybe it is like the beauty schools that give away free / cheap haircuts for practice! LOL.

Originally Posted by Cj219 [View Original Post]

I've gotten this a lot and wondered the same thing. A lot of massage girls have similarities like calling you "honey", doing that light touch thing towards the end, and putting their face really close to yours. Maybe there's a HE Academy turning out massage girls somewhere. LOL.

**AcWorthDude** · 07-08-20 20:55

Originally Posted by JohnUtah [View Original Post]

Is it just me or does every provider comment / say "Too Much" when they look at your cum. I wonder if there is a handbook that they all use that goes like this. "When the customer comes, say too much. This will make him happy and want to come back". LOL.

at kamp:
Always tell me how big my balls are.

Always say oh so much cum, you no have girlfriend?

Camp girl say
You so skinny
And
Shhhhh

Always same comments

**Da Slickster** · 07-08-20 20:54

Hit Kaina in Roswell up a couple times recently.

First time middle aged thin lady. Good massage skills. Allowed roaming UTC up top. Didn't bother w a name because she was just a middle aged thin lady.

Second visit got a young (20's) chick named Abby. Thin / fit but cute as far as I could tell with that mask. Mediocre rub and kinda whined when I went for the girls but eventually gave in. She worked for the finish but didn't complain about time.

Saw another cute youngin when I was leaving.

Standard pricing applies.

**Oldti** · 07-08-20 19:38

Originally Posted by TaoistMaster [View Original Post]

Are you a massage girl? Which shop do you work at?

Ask pepelepu.

**Cj219** · 07-08-20 19:24

Originally Posted by JohnUtah [View Original Post]

Is it just me or does every provider comment / say "Too Much" when they look at your cum. I wonder if there is a handbook that they all use that goes like this. "When the customer comes, say too much. This will make him happy and want to come back". LOL.

I've gotten this a lot and wondered the same thing. A lot of massage girls have similarities like calling you "honey", doing that light touch thing towards the end, and putting their face really close to yours. Maybe there's a HE Academy turning out massage girls somewhere. LOL.