Massage Parlor Reports

**HobbyMan51** · 07-09-20 19:30

Originally Posted by HumbertHumbert [View Original Post]

Read a report here about the place off 985 call Good Massage hidden behind a popular auto parts store.

Met by Linda, who looked about late 30's (mask was on).

Took the 1 hr option for 60 gave her a benjamin and she told me she'd make change at the end.

Massage was okay about a 4) with some light teasing below.

On the flip the HE was very mechanical; mostly a consistent stroke and no sexy talk from her.

Someone came in the front door and she stopped in the middle to tell him to come back.

She tried to pick up where she left off but my large incredibly large yogurt slinger shrunk back down to its soft 16 inches and I couldn't finish.

She said she was sorry and asked me to come back.

I slung my disappointed flacid pussy stretcher over my shoulder and went back to the car.

These places need two people to run the place.

I might go back because Linda has very nice feet which I'd love to taste.

Be Safe.

OK Humbert. Time to take the magnifying glass away from your weewee and trot off to beddiebye!

**DelMar469** · 07-09-20 18:59

Originally Posted by Mike454 [View Original Post]

It has been both Imassage then Xin massage, now Care massage.

Which girl was at Xin, Imassage, and now Care?

**Niteluvr** · 07-09-20 16:50

Originally Posted by AmpVader [View Original Post]

You drag it. LOL.

If you have what he has, you could sit in your car with the A / C on and plow her inside the room. Just hope nobody slams the front door on it.

**AmpVader** · 07-09-20 16:31

Originally Posted by HumbertHumbert [View Original Post]

Read a report here about the place off 985 call Good Massage hidden behind a popular auto parts store.

Met by Linda, who looked about late 30's (mask was on).

Took the 1 hr option for 60 gave her a benjamin and she told me she'd make change at the end.

Massage was okay about a 4) with some light teasing below.

On the flip the HE was very mechanical; mostly a consistent stroke and no sexy talk from her.

Someone came in the front door and she stopped in the middle to tell him to come back.

She tried to pick up where she left off but my large incredibly large yogurt slinger shrunk back down to its soft 16 inches and I couldn't finish.

She said she was sorry and asked me to come back.

I slung my disappointed flacid pussy stretcher over my shoulder and went back to the car.

These places need two people to run the place.

I might go back because Linda has very nice feet which I'd love to taste.

Be Safe.

You drag it. LOL.

**AmpVader** · 07-09-20 16:22

Originally Posted by Ozymandias [View Original Post]

Let's face it: AMP girls are the Waffle House waitresses of sex work.

O.

Then where does the street hookers fall?

KAMPS in my view is plain brothels, Camps on the other hand can provide a decent massage service and then extras ranging from a tease all the way to the holy grail, hence the excitement of the unknown when you walk into a place for the first time. A KAMP you know the drill when they open the small window. Massagie?

**HumbertHumbert** · 07-09-20 16:05

Read a report here about the place off 985 call Good Massage hidden behind a popular auto parts store.

Met by Linda, who looked about late 30's (mask was on).

Took the 1 hr option for 60 gave her a benjamin and she told me she'd make change at the end.

Massage was okay about a 4) with some light teasing below.

On the flip the HE was very mechanical; mostly a consistent stroke and no sexy talk from her.

Someone came in the front door and she stopped in the middle to tell him to come back.

She tried to pick up where she left off but my large incredibly large yogurt slinger shrunk back down to its soft 16 inches and I couldn't finish.

She said she was sorry and asked me to come back.

I slung my disappointed flacid pussy stretcher over my shoulder and went back to the car.

These places need two people to run the place.

I might go back because Linda has very nice feet which I'd love to taste.

Be Safe.

**Petey1015** · 07-09-20 14:09

Lick the arches of her feet and you'll break all the codes.

**Sbaset** · 07-09-20 12:54

Originally Posted by PepeLepU [View Original Post]

If you do that for her, you'll brake all the codes.

Who likes her toes sucked?

**Sbaset** · 07-09-20 12:52

Originally Posted by ComTech42 [View Original Post]

Anyone been to Mini lately.

Yes, they have Amy, Cici, and Wendy back. Still hoping that Julie comes back soon.

**Ozymandias** · 07-09-20 11:50

Originally Posted by AmpVader [View Original Post]

Honey.

You so handsome.

Missed you.

You to big or so big.

And my favorite: You so strong (a comment when you take longer than 3 min to come).

Let's face it: AMP girls are the Waffle House waitresses of sex work.

O.

**Worf359** · 07-09-20 08:53

Originally Posted by ComTech42 [View Original Post]

Great memory.

Love you long time Sailor Boy. Give me money first.

I go with you.

**Nationalchamp** · 07-09-20 02:27

Originally Posted by TaoistMaster [View Original Post]

Are you a massage girl? Which shop do you work at?

Got the same impression myself.

**MassageAwesome** · 07-09-20 01:53

Originally Posted by AmpVader [View Original Post]

Honey.

You so handsome.

Missed you.

You to big or so big.

And my favorite: You so strong (a comment when you take longer than 3 min to come).

Funniest I ever head: a few years ago at Paio Xue. I forget her name. During the HJ she said the fakest "oh baby. " It killed the mood and made me bust out laughing. I think I hurt her feelings LOL.