General Reports

[Thatsmytenor]

What GREAT advice TRC! I'm newer to this website and I think my favorite thing about this site is honesty of most of the posts. As you said, it's so easy for people to want to inflate their own ego in the Penthouse Forum style that, mediocre service gets blown way out of proportion due to someone trying to make themselves feel like a stud. And on the flip side you don't read as many reviews that are just obviously jaded against a good SP because they couldn't get junior up for school!

Thanks for sharing.

1. Read and research. Pull up the typical fishing pond in the inter web, google the number and images. Search names in the forums for the town you are looking. I believe there is no reason what so ever to see a girl you don't know what they look like, what they offer and if there is any negative history. Plenty of girls that will see you without a reference. Maybe not the best ones, but at least they are legit and you can have a good time.

2. Report on those. Be honest but you don't have to write a Dear Penthouse story. Provide a link!

3. A warning will build as much credit as a review. So if you get one to stay away from let everyone know.

4. Jump in on general subject matter. Give your opinion. Makes others feel that you are legit and to an extent, trustworthy. (never 100% trust anyone).

5. Do enough reading that you know who has a good handle on things and ask simple questions. Don't pry too much, but enough to begin a dialog.

6. Do not post only "any body seen this one" posts. I mean c'Mon., guys get called out all the time when they have 20 posts and they are all inquiries.

7. When you se a girl that for whatever reason you click with, give her a gift or a tip the next time you see her and ask her if she will be a reference for you. Helps if they are somewhat known and advertise. Then use your reference to see someone on the next tier up. Generally way better girls and once you have one of their referrals you can see whom ever you want.

8. Look for guys at that point that are not as far along as you and help them publicly, it will be reciprocated.

Hope this helps.

[DaBears58]

Here it is my first post with nothing resourceful to share with the community- For you guys that have been in the game for years kudos to ya'll, this is like an elite club and membership is rough to get in. I could sit here and post fake reviews, or add my pointless 2 cents to other monger comments just to build up site cred just so I can have an experience with a reputable provider, or I could put myself out on the trail and risk everything for a non-memorable shag in a Dawoo Lanus just so I could have something to type. "OBT past the homeless guy by the blue mailbox, picked up BBW named Cinnamon, drove her to her dealer, almost got shot, then. BBBJ, DATY, licked her track marks. 15 called it a night, it was rad. " WTF there has to be an easier way to skip the training wheels and jump into a first time experience safely, believe me guys I'm not trying to steal all the good looking trim, I just need three minutes and I'm out of the way no bubbles no troubles. I apologize in advance, not trying to upset anyone, I've read and learned tons here. Just venting. Anyway if there is a dedicated newbie pool that I should be swimming in gladly point it out and I'll head there with my tail between my legs.

No need to sound defeated and act as if being in the "elite club" is an unobtainable goal. Everyone on this forum pays for pussy and reports back their experiences to the group plain and simple. Nothing elite about that! LOL! There are plenty of established and good providers that will gladly take your donations without references. To be honest from my experience the ones that usually require references are the ones in high demand or have gps, but you can't be mad at a woman for taking her safety seriously. For most women the only reference you need is a reference from mister Jackson or Franklin. This place is flooded with good, reasonably-priced pussy. There's a reason that girls come from all over to work here. Can you imagine how tough it would be to make money if they all required references? There has already been some great advice by many other members and you will find much more scattered through various sections of this forum. It can be overwhelming, but just take your time and educate yourself when you can. In addition, to what has been stated already I'd like to add the following;.

1) Whenever possible always think with the big head and not the little one (this is something we should all practice whether new or not).

2) Trust your gut. If you get a bad vibe from someone don't be afraid to walk away.

3) When going through a verification process only provide information that YOU are comfortable with providing. Some providers have verification processes that can be pretty invasive into your personal life.

4) Use common sense when discussing particulars through phone, text, and in-person. Never discuss any type of sexual act. Never ever and when you meet someone in person immediately do a LE check grab a tit, ass, or something. A cop won't let you go this far and this lets the provider know you are legit as well.

5) If you are reluctant to toftt just see someone who has been reviewed and doesen't require verification. There are plenty out there.

6) Don't be afraid to see providers other than those who post on the sister site. The advantage of seeing women from the sister site are that they have been vetted, but in reality very few women post on here relative to the number of providers out there. I like finding new talent on some of the other sites as you can luck up and find some "hidden gems" out there from time to time.

7) I noted your comment about making up the fake reviews to gain cred. While, I'm sure you won't ever do this I just have to say this anyway never do this LOL! We will all know if you are writing nonsense and you will probably get called out by someone.

8) Respect in this forum is earned and not given. Thumbs up to the member who mentioned not making a bunch of posts asking for help or asking for someone to tofft for you. You will not get respect this way and senior status without solid intel doesen't matter as we all know you can loophole your way into senior status by asking a bunch of questions without providing any useful information yourself.

9) Fuck, report, fuck, report, then fuck some more and report.

As a side note, I'm not sure how much experience you have in this hobby, but if you are really new you may want to first try meeting girls face to face in different settings. A little side note about me, my first ever hobby experience was in a strip club in San Francisco. I'm not sure how it is now, but back when I used to go there the strips clubs were pretty much brothels and anything could happen in the VIP sections there. My first experience was with this hot, thick half asian half latina chick and I got BBFS and BBBJCIM. Now we won't talk about how the BBFS was just plain stupid on my part and I was lucky to not catch anything, but the experience was mind blowing and I've been hobbying ever since. I bring this up to say the strip club route can be a good "training ground" for you on how to deal with women in this hobby as most of these women are hustlers and its a good opportunity to hone your mongering skills. I don't go to the strip club that much anymore, but every now and then I have the urge to bang a hot stripper and I usually go to Tampa for this as the selection and mileage is much better in my opinion. Orlando has some crazy no-touch rules for the strip clubs, but I have heard that you can usually find girls that are more than willing to meet up with you afterwards if you play your cards right. Also, there are a couple of local strippers that post on various other sites from time to time. Hope this helps and don't forget to have fun!

Happy mongering and stay safe.

DB58.

[SMF1234]

Great advice TRC! Greatly appreciated and a good read. I especially like the gift or extra tip to a girl you click with. That makes sense.

1. Read and research. Pull up the typical fishing pond in the inter web, google the number and images. Search names in the forums for the town you are looking. I believe there is no reason what so ever to see a girl you don't know what they look like, what they offer and if there is any negative history. Plenty of girls that will see you without a reference. Maybe not the best ones, but at least they are legit and you can have a good time.

2. Report on those. Be honest but you don't have to write a Dear Penthouse story. Provide a link!

3. A warning will build as much credit as a review. So if you get one to stay away from let everyone know.

4. Jump in on general subject matter. Give your opinion. Makes others feel that you are legit and to an extent, trustworthy. (never 100% trust anyone).

5. Do enough reading that you know who has a good handle on things and ask simple questions. Don't pry too much, but enough to begin a dialog.

6. Do not post only "any body seen this one" posts. I mean c'Mon., guys get called out all the time when they have 20 posts and they are all inquiries..

[LennyBruce]

1. Read and research. Pull up the typical fishing pond in the inter web, google the number and images. Search names in the forums for the town you are looking. I believe there is no reason what so ever to see a girl you don't know what they look like, what they offer and if there is any negative history. Plenty of girls that will see you without a reference. Maybe not the best ones, but at least they are legit and you can have a good time.

2. Report on those. Be honest but you don't have to write a Dear Penthouse story. Provide a link!

3. A warning will build as much credit as a review. So if you get one to stay away from let everyone know.

4. Jump in on general subject matter. Give your opinion. Makes others feel that you are legit and to an extent, trustworthy. (never 100% trust anyone).

5. Do enough reading that you know who has a good handle on things and ask simple questions. Don't pry too much, but enough to begin a dialog.

6. Do not post only "any body seen this one" posts. I mean c'Mon., guys get called out all the time when they have 20 posts and they are all inquiries..

I totally get it and I appreciate the responses from everyone, there is an exhaustive amount of information out there, it'll easily overwhelm a nervous novice. I really should just buy a Chevelle and give up the idea of chasing strange poontang. It seems way less stressful, and possibly cheaper in the long run.

[SevenYearMitch]

Here it is my first post with nothing resourceful to share with the community- For you guys that have been in the game for years kudos to ya'll, this is like an elite club and membership is rough to get in. I could sit here and post fake reviews, or add my pointless 2 cents to other monger comments just to build up site cred just so I can have an experience with a reputable provider, or I could put myself out on the trail and risk everything for a non-memorable shag in a Dawoo Lanus just so I could have something to type. "OBT past the homeless guy by the blue mailbox, picked up BBW named Cinnamon, drove her to her dealer, almost got shot, then. BBBJ, DATY, licked her track marks. 15 called it a night, it was rad. " WTF there has to be an easier way to skip the training wheels and jump into a first time experience safely, believe me guys I'm not trying to steal all the good looking trim, I just need three minutes and I'm out of the way no bubbles no troubles. I apologize in advance, not trying to upset anyone, I've read and learned tons here. Just venting. Anyway if there is a dedicated newbie pool that I should be swimming in gladly point it out and I'll head there with my tail between my legs.

LMFAO, that was some seriously funny shit right there. Almost spewed my fucking drink at the Dawoo part! You just got some great advice from ElRey and C3. C3 is like the Yoda of USASG. My advice to newbies is to read everything he writes twice and you'll be shagging quality pussy in no time. That's what I do and it's served me quite well for the almost 10 years I've been on here.

Good luck!
SYM.

[ElReyDelMongo]

Here it is my first post with nothing resourceful to share with the community- For you guys that have been in the game for years kudos to ya'll, this is like an elite club and membership is rough to get in. I could sit here and post fake reviews, or add my pointless 2 cents to other monger comments just to build up site cred just so I can have an experience with a reputable provider, or I could put myself out on the trail and risk everything for a non-memorable shag in a Dawoo Lanus just so I could have something to type. "OBT past the homeless guy by the blue mailbox, picked up BBW named Cinnamon, drove her to her dealer, almost got shot, then. BBBJ, DATY, licked her track marks. 15 called it a night, it was rad. " WTF there has to be an easier way to skip the training wheels and jump into a first time experience safely, believe me guys I'm not trying to steal all the good looking trim, I just need three minutes and I'm out of the way no bubbles no troubles. I apologize in advance, not trying to upset anyone, I've read and learned tons here. Just venting. Anyway if there is a dedicated newbie pool that I should be swimming in gladly point it out and I'll head there with my tail between my legs.

Hey man,

Welcome aboard. This can be a fun hobby. It's starts as a thrill, my early dreams were always heart pumping and got the blood flowing and the rush was an actual thrill. Not as thrilling anymore, it's more of a desire to sample all new treats that become available. There are growing pains. We've all been there. But no one is going to trust you right away. You got to understand Uncle LEO can very easily be up in here. And we're not going to simply give away our ladies that we come to somewhat protect. Just RTFF and if you don't understand some of the lingo, google it or Urban Dictionary it. Also, the sister site has lots of providers that give newbs a try. Be safe. Just my. 02.

ElRey.

[Camera3]

Don't over think it. There are many SPs who will see a new guy. See two or three of them, review, use them as references and most ladies requiring references will welcome your open wallet with open arms.

Easy.

C3.

Here it is my first post with nothing resourceful to share with the community- For you guys that have been in the game for years kudos to ya'll, this is like an elite club and membership is rough to get in. I could sit here and post fake reviews, or add my pointless 2 cents to other monger comments just to build up site cred just so I can have an experience with a reputable provider, or I could put myself out on the trail and risk everything for a non-memorable shag in a Dawoo Lanus just so I could have something to type. "OBT past the homeless guy by the blue mailbox, picked up BBW named Cinnamon, drove her to her dealer, almost got shot, then. BBBJ, DATY, licked her track marks. 15 called it a night, it was rad. " WTF there has to be an easier way to skip the training wheels and jump into a first time experience safely, believe me guys I'm not trying to steal all the good looking trim, I just need three minutes and I'm out of the way no bubbles no troubles. I apologize in advance, not trying to upset anyone, I've read and learned tons here. Just venting. Anyway if there is a dedicated newbie pool that I should be swimming in gladly point it out and I'll head there with my tail between my legs.

[BigStudOrl]

Had an unusual Uber pickup on Sunday morning around 11 am. Got the request to pick up a Violet on University and Dean and take her to the Walmart on E. Colonial. After looking at her a few times I recognized her and told her she looked familiar. Aske her what she does and she comes back with " play video games in the nude" and "I've done some porn movies". Told me she lives near the Knights Inn. Didn't offer up anything at the time but I managed to track down her contact information and it was indeed the Violet that use to post on BP. Still looking pretty good albeit just as tall and thick as before. Asked her if she still entertains gentlemen live and in person and got an affirmative answer. Told her I will be in touch with her, something very erotic about her I can't put a finger on, may need to use 3 or 4 fingers. LOL.

Don't ask me for digits, go find them yourself like I did.

PHFJ Out!

Her vag smells like a dumpster fire. You've been warned. No one here has been missing her ads for a reason.

[SevenYearMitch]

Someone asked about removing protection.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-jailed-12-yea

I wonder if Mr. Hogben's new cell mate will try the same trick on him when he fucks him in the ass.

[LennyBruce]

Here it is my first post with nothing resourceful to share with the community- For you guys that have been in the game for years kudos to ya'll, this is like an elite club and membership is rough to get in. I could sit here and post fake reviews, or add my pointless 2 cents to other monger comments just to build up site cred just so I can have an experience with a reputable provider, or I could put myself out on the trail and risk everything for a non-memorable shag in a Dawoo Lanus just so I could have something to type. "OBT past the homeless guy by the blue mailbox, picked up BBW named Cinnamon, drove her to her dealer, almost got shot, then. BBBJ, DATY, licked her track marks. 15 called it a night, it was rad. " WTF there has to be an easier way to skip the training wheels and jump into a first time experience safely, believe me guys I'm not trying to steal all the good looking trim, I just need three minutes and I'm out of the way no bubbles no troubles. I apologize in advance, not trying to upset anyone, I've read and learned tons here. Just venting. Anyway if there is a dedicated newbie pool that I should be swimming in gladly point it out and I'll head there with my tail between my legs.

[WhereWhen]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-jailed-12-yea

[ImmanuelHope]

One of the many reasons car dates are unpleasant. I don't like the lack of space or leverage. I hate doing it in the car but I make exceptions for Tara & 2 other providers.

[ImmanuelHope]

I'm just saying some of these ladies don't know how much planning is involved for a dream. This is not towards any provider. It takes alot of time involved with getting the funds ready the appropriate time. I'm not trying to waste their time or mine and another thing is some of them think it's that easy to get the funds needed for a dream. What takes them 30 minutes to earn that money takes me 1 day maybe some of you more than that. It's not that easy for me to randomly go out, I'm pretty sure some of you are in the same boat. This is not towards anyone just me rambling.

I feel you. PM if you need anything.

[Iceman407]

I'm just saying some of these ladies don't know how much planning is involved for a dream. This is not towards any provider. It takes alot of time involved with getting the funds ready the appropriate time. I'm not trying to waste their time or mine and another thing is some of them think it's that easy to get the funds needed for a dream. What takes them 30 minutes to earn that money takes me 1 day maybe some of you more than that. It's not that easy for me to randomly go out, I'm pretty sure some of you are in the same boat. This is not towards anyone just me rambling.

[Littleshyguy]

It is my understanding that at present there are no laws in any state specifically related to "Stealthing" as this practice is called. In Europe there is, it's considered sexual assault. I wouldn't ever try this at an FKK, most of those places are owned by bikers and I'm betting they have private party rooms that are most likely soundproofed.

As far as the USASG is concerned it's sexual assault and just like guys who write about rape I ban them. First time, no warning.

A2

This is one of those times. Agree 100%.