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[WordCraft]

If you don't want to be triggered, then don't read this [Deleted by Admin]

Nobody needs to rebut the post because I'm not going to let you inflame the forum. Go find some other site to troll. I have more than enough assholes already and don't need more.

A2

[TheRonChapman]

Here it is my first post with nothing resourceful to share with the community- For you guys that have been in the game for years kudos to ya'll, this is like an elite club and membership is rough to get in. I could sit here and post fake reviews, or add my pointless 2 cents to other monger comments just to build up site cred just so I can have an experience with a reputable provider, or I could put myself out on the trail and risk everything for a non-memorable shag in a Dawoo Lanus just so I could have something to type. "OBT past the homeless guy by the blue mailbox, picked up BBW named Cinnamon, drove her to her dealer, almost got shot, then. BBBJ, DATY, licked her track marks. 15 called it a night, it was rad. " WTF there has to be an easier way to skip the training wheels and jump into a first time experience safely, believe me guys I'm not trying to steal all the good looking trim, I just need three minutes and I'm out of the way no bubbles no troubles. I apologize in advance, not trying to upset anyone, I've read and learned tons here. Just venting. Anyway if there is a dedicated newbie pool that I should be swimming in gladly point it out and I'll head there with my tail between my legs.

1. Read and research. Pull up the typical fishing pond in the inter web, google the number and images. Search names in the forums for the town you are looking. I believe there is no reason what so ever to see a girl you don't know what they look like, what they offer and if there is any negative history. Plenty of girls that will see you without a reference. Maybe not the best ones, but at least they are legit and you can have a good time.

2. Report on those. Be honest but you don't have to write a Dear Penthouse story. Provide a link!

3. A warning will build as much credit as a review. So if you get one to stay away from let everyone know.

4. Jump in on general subject matter. Give your opinion. Makes others feel that you are legit and to an extent, trustworthy. (never 100% trust anyone).

5. Do enough reading that you know who has a good handle on things and ask simple questions. Don't pry too much, but enough to begin a dialog.

6. Do not post only "any body seen this one" posts. I mean c'Mon., guys get called out all the time when they have 20 posts and they are all inquiries.

7. When you se a girl that for whatever reason you click with, give her a gift or a tip the next time you see her and ask her if she will be a reference for you. Helps if they are somewhat known and advertise. Then use your reference to see someone on the next tier up. Generally way better girls and once you have one of their referrals you can see whom ever you want.

8. Look for guys at that point that are not as far along as you and help them publicly, it will be reciprocated.

Hope this helps.

I set the date on this post for a week in the future so it stays at the top of the tread for awhile. I also added the bold font to #5

Read, read, and commit to memory, this is great advice and an example to Senior Members on how to help the new guys be better members.

A2

[Jamesdeen9876]

1. Read and research. Pull up the typical fishing pond in the inter web, google the number and images. Search names in the forums for the town you are looking. I believe there is no reason what so ever to see a girl you don't know what they look like, what they offer and if there is any negative history. Plenty of girls that will see you without a reference. Maybe not the best ones, but at least they are legit and you can have a good time.

2. Report on those. Be honest but you don't have to write a Dear Penthouse story. Provide a link!

3. A warning will build as much credit as a review. So if you get one to stay away from let everyone know.

4. Jump in on general subject matter. Give your opinion. Makes others feel that you are legit and to an extent, trustworthy. (never 100% trust anyone).

5. Do enough reading that you know who has a good handle on things and ask simple questions. Don't pry too much, but enough to begin a dialog.

6. Do not post only "any body seen this one" posts. I mean c'Mon., guys get called out all the time when they have 20 posts and they are all inquiries.

7. When you se a girl that for whatever reason you click with, give her a gift or a tip the next time you see her and ask her if she will be a reference for you. Helps if they are somewhat known and advertise. Then use your reference to see someone on the next tier up. Generally way better girls and once you have one of their referrals you can see whom ever you want.

8. Look for guys at that point that are not as far along as you and help them publicly, it will be reciprocated.

Hope this helps.

I set the date on this post for a week in the future so it stays at the top of the tread for awhile. I also added the bold font to #5

Read, read, and commit to memory, this is great advice and an example to Senior Members on how to help the new guys be better members.

A2

First of all:

TheRonChapman. Re: "some pointers for you" What great & sound advice for the newbies in a concise & compact package. I'm very impressed.

I always struggle when answering newbies questions about using the forum productively. I've saved your words to answer some of the general pm's I get from the new guys about getting the most from and / or using the forum. Thanks again.

Also to A2:

I know you set this to stay at thread top for a week, perhaps TRC's articulate answer deserves a spot in the Hotlinks section? Then we could just refer others to it as we do with the 22 rules.

Just a thought.

Hello,

Thank you for the advice! I'm new here as well. I've been doing a lot of reading the past few days. The first time I logged on I couldn't figure out what was going on. After a few hours on just reading and going through the different sections. I have a good understanding, I think.

Thanks again for the advise. I really appreciate it!

JD.

[Chow2000]

Hey guys wasn't sure where to post this so starting here. I'm going to Europe in a couple weeks and was wanting to see if anyone here had experience with hobbling in European countries and any recommendations. I have been to the fkk clubs in Germany but thinking of trying some girls in Prague possibly? Heard they are hot and great prices there. I'll be traveling around the countries so any suggestions would be great! Or if anyone has any idea of where I should go to look for a forum like this site but for international? Thanks for your guidance as always and hope to get some ideas! I'll make sure to grabb some photos and reviews in the upcoming weeks!

[ZaviJava]

1. Read and research. Pull up the typical fishing pond in the inter web, google the number and images. Search names in the forums for the town you are looking. I believe there is no reason what so ever to see a girl you don't know what they look like, what they offer and if there is any negative history. Plenty of girls that will see you without a reference. Maybe not the best ones, but at least they are legit and you can have a good time.

2. Report on those. Be honest but you don't have to write a Dear Penthouse story. Provide a link!

3. A warning will build as much credit as a review. So if you get one to stay away from let everyone know.

4. Jump in on general subject matter. Give your opinion. Makes others feel that you are legit and to an extent, trustworthy. (never 100% trust anyone).

5. Do enough reading that you know who has a good handle on things and ask simple questions. Don't pry too much, but enough to begin a dialog.

6. Do not post only "any body seen this one" posts. I mean c'Mon., guys get called out all the time when they have 20 posts and they are all inquiries.

7. When you se a girl that for whatever reason you click with, give her a gift or a tip the next time you see her and ask her if she will be a reference for you. Helps if they are somewhat known and advertise. Then use your reference to see someone on the next tier up. Generally way better girls and once you have one of their referrals you can see whom ever you want.

8. Look for guys at that point that are not as far along as you and help them publicly, it will be reciprocated.

Hope this helps.

I set the date on this post for a week in the future so it stays at the top of the tread for awhile. I also added the bold font to #5

Read, read, and commit to memory, this is great advice and an example to Senior Members on how to help the new guys be better members.

A2

First of all:

TheRonChapman. Re: "some pointers for you" What great & sound advice for the newbies in a concise & compact package. I'm very impressed.

I always struggle when answering newbies questions about using the forum productively. I've saved your words to answer some of the general pm's I get from the new guys about getting the most from and / or using the forum. Thanks again.

Also to A2:

I know you set this to stay at thread top for a week, perhaps TRC's articulate answer deserves a spot in the Hotlinks section? Then we could just refer others to it as we do with the 22 rules.

Just a thought.

[NatyShorty]

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[Lehmonade]

Here it is my first post with nothing resourceful to share with the community- WTF there has to be an easier way to skip the training wheels and jump into a first time experience safely, believe me guys I'm not trying to steal all the good looking trim, I just need three minutes and I'm out of the way no bubbles no troubles. I apologize in advance, not trying to upset anyone, I've read and learned tons here. Just venting. Anyway if there is a dedicated newbie pool that I should be swimming in gladly point it out and I'll head there with my tail between my legs.

Training wheels are training wheels for a reason. Knowing the real ones from fake ones / uncle LEO is most important in this hobby. Takes experience to know which girl wants your business and which wants more than what you intend to give. I still remember the first girl who popped my monger cherry years ago. Was a total rip off now that I think about it, but served her purpose.

Expect to be ripped off in your early days, but best advice I can give you is always be ready to walk away. No matter if she's cute as a button or hideous as chucky's ex gf. She could have a bodyguard next door waiting to pounce when you fork out money or a cop trying to make you talk. Use this forum for its purpose. Trust but verify. Some are genuine posts while others are fake trying to drum up business. Most important of all, if you encountered a bad experience don't hesitate to talk about it. Don't give a single shit about what the white knights on here will say otherwise. Your experience and words stand for themselves. If you got shit stolen or ripped off, say it like it is.

Otherwise, the general tips of the hobby from my experience would be:

1. Never talk service for money aloud (I. E. BJ for 40, sex for 100).

2. Never talk to a girl standing outside of your car (if picking up a chick), get her to sit and drive away while talking.

Example: I met a mid 20's blonde girl once who, from my 3 years experience, looked a little too good to be true. Which sometimes do happen. But stood outside of my car asking what I want. Immediately a red flag went off and I pulled out of there. This was most likely a sting operation.

3. If using 3rd party websites (or never been seen before) - check bathrooms, check doorlocks, never fork money out before service is done. If insisted money up front and out of reach, meet in the middle or walk away. Service always sucks when paid upfront, save yourself the trouble.

4. Bait and switch, know your worth. When I first joined I loved the idea of scoring hot ones otherwise fuck it. Make this your mentality and walk away if she aint the one you're looking for. This helps us all from bait and switch scams.

[TaderHead]

1. Read and research. Pull up the typical fishing pond in the inter web, google the number and images. Search names in the forums for the town you are looking. I believe there is no reason what so ever to see a girl you don't know what they look like, what they offer and if there is any negative history. Plenty of girls that will see you without a reference. Maybe not the best ones, but at least they are legit and you can have a good time.

2. Report on those. Be honest but you don't have to write a Dear Penthouse story. Provide a link!

3. A warning will build as much credit as a review. So if you get one to stay away from let everyone know.

4. Jump in on general subject matter. Give your opinion. Makes others feel that you are legit and to an extent, trustworthy. (never 100% trust anyone).

5. Do enough reading that you know who has a good handle on things and ask simple questions. Don't pry too much, but enough to begin a dialog.

6. Do not post only "any body seen this one" posts. I mean c'Mon., guys get called out all the time when they have 20 posts and they are all inquiries.

7. When you se a girl that for whatever reason you click with, give her a gift or a tip the next time you see her and ask her if she will be a reference for you. Helps if they are somewhat known and advertise. Then use your reference to see someone on the next tier up. Generally way better girls and once you have one of their referrals you can see whom ever you want.

8. Look for guys at that point that are not as far along as you and help them publicly, it will be reciprocated.

Hope this helps.

I set the date on this post for a week in the future so it stays at the top of the tread for awhile. I also added the bold font to #5

Read, read, and commit to memory, this is great advice and an example to Senior Members on how to help the new guys be better members.

A2

Great advice from TMC and A2. Also, respectable first post. Welcome.

[OffZMax]

https://aypapi.com.orlando.listcrawl...post/32337982/

Pics are accurate with regards to the jugs. She is fatter than the pics show though, I'd put her at like 135 lbs and at 5'5". This combined with the fact that she doesn't look 28 (more like 36-40) means I'm going to say not recommended for mongers under 30. For you older gentlemen or chubby chasers, go for it.

[WhereWhen]

https://escortbabylon.net/comments_list/6207122856 https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...912/6207122856

Here it is my first post with nothing resourceful to share with the community- For you guys that have been in the game for years kudos to ya'll, this is like an elite club and membership is rough to get in. I could sit here and post fake reviews, or add my pointless 2 cents to other monger comments just to build up site cred just so I can have an experience with a reputable provider, or I could put myself out on the trail and risk everything for a non-memorable shag in a Dawoo Lanus just so I could have something to type. "OBT past the homeless guy by the blue mailbox, picked up BBW named Cinnamon, drove her to her dealer, almost got shot, then. BBBJ, DATY, licked her track marks. 15 called it a night, it was rad. " WTF there has to be an easier way to skip the training wheels and jump into a first time experience safely, believe me guys I'm not trying to steal all the good looking trim, I just need three minutes and I'm out of the way no bubbles no troubles. I apologize in advance, not trying to upset anyone, I've read and learned tons here. Just venting. Anyway if there is a dedicated newbie pool that I should be swimming in gladly point it out and I'll head there with my tail between my legs.

.

[SevenYearMitch]

Thanks for the kind words, man. Actually, I would suggest to any person wanting to get into this hobby that they go back to the Orlando page, drop all the way almost to the bottom and find the thread called "FAQ Read First" or something like that. Start at the end and read forward. There is some great advice, real world testimonials, and a lot of humor. Which brings me to a reality, never take this hobby seriously. Never!

Like Preacher Rowe, the greatest spitball player of all time, once said, and remember, throwing spit balls will get a pitcher ejected, once to a reporter who asked him something stupid right after he got ejected for throwing a spitball, "Somedays you get the bear, somedays the bear gets you. ".

Play safe,

C3.

Yep, all a newbie has to do is RTFF and follow the invaluable advice of the wise Senior Members here. Thanks to this forum I've fucked over 3 dozen different providers, several of them over 3 dozen times each, and yet I can count on one hand the number of bad experiences I've had. Pretty fucking amazing when I reflect back on it.

Thanks A2 for providing this forum!

SYM.

[TimesLikeThese]

One of the many reasons car dates are unpleasant. I don't like the lack of space or leverage. I hate doing it in the car but I make exceptions for Tara & 2 other providers.

Lmao at pic. She would need to lube up with WD-40 just to squeeze past me and the dashboard in that car; and I'm not a big guy LOL.

SUV's arent bad option.

[Ding A Ling]

This is in response to Lenny555's post about being new to the trail, here is a short recall of one of my nightmare pick ups.

When I was a wee lad and new to the trail I once picked up a very suspect looking "female", had my suspicions the entire car ride to the spot. I knew for 100% once he / she grabbed a hold of my cock and I saw man hands. Big girthy veiny hands that could crush a coconut. He / she then asked if he / she could suck my cock and I said no, just jerk me off. Few minutes later I drained my sack and before the drop off I asked if he / she was a dude and got the confirmation that he / she was one. Now, if the walker even has a hint of male hormones I keep rolling, not my thing. LOL.

[Camera3]

LMFAO, that was some seriously funny shit right there. Almost spewed my fucking drink at the Dawoo part! You just got some great advice from ElRey and C3. C3 is like the Yoda of USASG. My advice to newbies is to read everything he writes twice and you'll be shagging quality pussy in no time. That's what I do and it's served me quite well for the almost 10 years I've been on here.

Good luck!
SYM.

Thanks for the kind words, man. Actually, I would suggest to any person wanting to get into this hobby that they go back to the Orlando page, drop all the way almost to the bottom and find the thread called "FAQ Read First" or something like that. Start at the end and read forward. There is some great advice, real world testimonials, and a lot of humor. Which brings me to a reality, never take this hobby seriously. Never!

Like Preacher Rowe, the greatest spitball player of all time, once said, and remember, throwing spit balls will get a pitcher ejected, once to a reporter who asked him something stupid right after he got ejected for throwing a spitball, "Somedays you get the bear, somedays the bear gets you. ".

Play safe,

C3.

[Thatsmytenor]

What GREAT advice TRC! I'm newer to this website and I think my favorite thing about this site is honesty of most of the posts. As you said, it's so easy for people to want to inflate their own ego in the Penthouse Forum style that, mediocre service gets blown way out of proportion due to someone trying to make themselves feel like a stud. And on the flip side you don't read as many reviews that are just obviously jaded against a good SP because they couldn't get junior up for school!

Thanks for sharing.

1. Read and research. Pull up the typical fishing pond in the inter web, google the number and images. Search names in the forums for the town you are looking. I believe there is no reason what so ever to see a girl you don't know what they look like, what they offer and if there is any negative history. Plenty of girls that will see you without a reference. Maybe not the best ones, but at least they are legit and you can have a good time.

2. Report on those. Be honest but you don't have to write a Dear Penthouse story. Provide a link!

3. A warning will build as much credit as a review. So if you get one to stay away from let everyone know.

4. Jump in on general subject matter. Give your opinion. Makes others feel that you are legit and to an extent, trustworthy. (never 100% trust anyone).

5. Do enough reading that you know who has a good handle on things and ask simple questions. Don't pry too much, but enough to begin a dialog.

6. Do not post only "any body seen this one" posts. I mean c'Mon., guys get called out all the time when they have 20 posts and they are all inquiries.

7. When you se a girl that for whatever reason you click with, give her a gift or a tip the next time you see her and ask her if she will be a reference for you. Helps if they are somewhat known and advertise. Then use your reference to see someone on the next tier up. Generally way better girls and once you have one of their referrals you can see whom ever you want.

8. Look for guys at that point that are not as far along as you and help them publicly, it will be reciprocated.

Hope this helps.