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  1. #9996

    Thats some good Stuff.

    Great advice TRC! Greatly appreciated and a good read. I especially like the gift or extra tip to a girl you click with. That makes sense.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheRonChapman  [View Original Post]
    1. Read and research. Pull up the typical fishing pond in the inter web, google the number and images. Search names in the forums for the town you are looking. I believe there is no reason what so ever to see a girl you don't know what they look like, what they offer and if there is any negative history. Plenty of girls that will see you without a reference. Maybe not the best ones, but at least they are legit and you can have a good time.

    2. Report on those. Be honest but you don't have to write a Dear Penthouse story. Provide a link!

    3. A warning will build as much credit as a review. So if you get one to stay away from let everyone know.

    4. Jump in on general subject matter. Give your opinion. Makes others feel that you are legit and to an extent, trustworthy. (never 100% trust anyone).

    5. Do enough reading that you know who has a good handle on things and ask simple questions. Don't pry too much, but enough to begin a dialog.

    6. Do not post only "any body seen this one" posts. I mean c'Mon., guys get called out all the time when they have 20 posts and they are all inquiries..

  2. #9995
    Quote Originally Posted by TheRonChapman  [View Original Post]
    1. Read and research. Pull up the typical fishing pond in the inter web, google the number and images. Search names in the forums for the town you are looking. I believe there is no reason what so ever to see a girl you don't know what they look like, what they offer and if there is any negative history. Plenty of girls that will see you without a reference. Maybe not the best ones, but at least they are legit and you can have a good time.

    2. Report on those. Be honest but you don't have to write a Dear Penthouse story. Provide a link!

    3. A warning will build as much credit as a review. So if you get one to stay away from let everyone know.

    4. Jump in on general subject matter. Give your opinion. Makes others feel that you are legit and to an extent, trustworthy. (never 100% trust anyone).

    5. Do enough reading that you know who has a good handle on things and ask simple questions. Don't pry too much, but enough to begin a dialog.

    6. Do not post only "any body seen this one" posts. I mean c'Mon., guys get called out all the time when they have 20 posts and they are all inquiries..
    I totally get it and I appreciate the responses from everyone, there is an exhaustive amount of information out there, it'll easily overwhelm a nervous novice. I really should just buy a Chevelle and give up the idea of chasing strange poontang. It seems way less stressful, and possibly cheaper in the long run.

  3. #9994
    Quote Originally Posted by Lenny555  [View Original Post]
    Here it is my first post with nothing resourceful to share with the community- For you guys that have been in the game for years kudos to ya'll, this is like an elite club and membership is rough to get in. I could sit here and post fake reviews, or add my pointless 2 cents to other monger comments just to build up site cred just so I can have an experience with a reputable provider, or I could put myself out on the trail and risk everything for a non-memorable shag in a Dawoo Lanus just so I could have something to type. "OBT past the homeless guy by the blue mailbox, picked up BBW named Cinnamon, drove her to her dealer, almost got shot, then. BBBJ, DATY, licked her track marks. 15 called it a night, it was rad. " WTF there has to be an easier way to skip the training wheels and jump into a first time experience safely, believe me guys I'm not trying to steal all the good looking trim, I just need three minutes and I'm out of the way no bubbles no troubles. I apologize in advance, not trying to upset anyone, I've read and learned tons here. Just venting. Anyway if there is a dedicated newbie pool that I should be swimming in gladly point it out and I'll head there with my tail between my legs.
    LMFAO, that was some seriously funny shit right there. Almost spewed my fucking drink at the Dawoo part! You just got some great advice from ElRey and C3. C3 is like the Yoda of USASG. My advice to newbies is to read everything he writes twice and you'll be shagging quality pussy in no time. That's what I do and it's served me quite well for the almost 10 years I've been on here.

    Good luck!
    SYM.

  4. #9993

    Rtff

    Quote Originally Posted by Lenny555  [View Original Post]
    Here it is my first post with nothing resourceful to share with the community- For you guys that have been in the game for years kudos to ya'll, this is like an elite club and membership is rough to get in. I could sit here and post fake reviews, or add my pointless 2 cents to other monger comments just to build up site cred just so I can have an experience with a reputable provider, or I could put myself out on the trail and risk everything for a non-memorable shag in a Dawoo Lanus just so I could have something to type. "OBT past the homeless guy by the blue mailbox, picked up BBW named Cinnamon, drove her to her dealer, almost got shot, then. BBBJ, DATY, licked her track marks. 15 called it a night, it was rad. " WTF there has to be an easier way to skip the training wheels and jump into a first time experience safely, believe me guys I'm not trying to steal all the good looking trim, I just need three minutes and I'm out of the way no bubbles no troubles. I apologize in advance, not trying to upset anyone, I've read and learned tons here. Just venting. Anyway if there is a dedicated newbie pool that I should be swimming in gladly point it out and I'll head there with my tail between my legs.
    Hey man,

    Welcome aboard. This can be a fun hobby. It's starts as a thrill, my early dreams were always heart pumping and got the blood flowing and the rush was an actual thrill. Not as thrilling anymore, it's more of a desire to sample all new treats that become available. There are growing pains. We've all been there. But no one is going to trust you right away. You got to understand Uncle LEO can very easily be up in here. And we're not going to simply give away our ladies that we come to somewhat protect. Just RTFF and if you don't understand some of the lingo, google it or Urban Dictionary it. Also, the sister site has lots of providers that give newbs a try. Be safe. Just my. 02.

    ElRey.

  5. #9992
    Senior Member


    Posts: 2464

    It's not rocket surgery

    Don't over think it. There are many SPs who will see a new guy. See two or three of them, review, use them as references and most ladies requiring references will welcome your open wallet with open arms.

    Easy.

    C3.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lenny555  [View Original Post]
    Here it is my first post with nothing resourceful to share with the community- For you guys that have been in the game for years kudos to ya'll, this is like an elite club and membership is rough to get in. I could sit here and post fake reviews, or add my pointless 2 cents to other monger comments just to build up site cred just so I can have an experience with a reputable provider, or I could put myself out on the trail and risk everything for a non-memorable shag in a Dawoo Lanus just so I could have something to type. "OBT past the homeless guy by the blue mailbox, picked up BBW named Cinnamon, drove her to her dealer, almost got shot, then. BBBJ, DATY, licked her track marks. 15 called it a night, it was rad. " WTF there has to be an easier way to skip the training wheels and jump into a first time experience safely, believe me guys I'm not trying to steal all the good looking trim, I just need three minutes and I'm out of the way no bubbles no troubles. I apologize in advance, not trying to upset anyone, I've read and learned tons here. Just venting. Anyway if there is a dedicated newbie pool that I should be swimming in gladly point it out and I'll head there with my tail between my legs.

  6. #9991

    You can keep them but be warned

    Quote Originally Posted by PokeHerFaceJon  [View Original Post]
    Had an unusual Uber pickup on Sunday morning around 11 am. Got the request to pick up a Violet on University and Dean and take her to the Walmart on E. Colonial. After looking at her a few times I recognized her and told her she looked familiar. Aske her what she does and she comes back with " play video games in the nude" and "I've done some porn movies". Told me she lives near the Knights Inn. Didn't offer up anything at the time but I managed to track down her contact information and it was indeed the Violet that use to post on BP. Still looking pretty good albeit just as tall and thick as before. Asked her if she still entertains gentlemen live and in person and got an affirmative answer. Told her I will be in touch with her, something very erotic about her I can't put a finger on, may need to use 3 or 4 fingers. LOL.

    Don't ask me for digits, go find them yourself like I did.

    PHFJ Out!
    Her vag smells like a dumpster fire. You've been warned. No one here has been missing her ads for a reason.

  7. #9990
    Quote Originally Posted by WhereWhen  [View Original Post]
    Someone asked about removing protection.
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-jailed-12-yea
    I wonder if Mr. Hogben's new cell mate will try the same trick on him when he fucks him in the ass.

  8. #9989

    I'm Going to Die A Monger Virgin.

    Here it is my first post with nothing resourceful to share with the community- For you guys that have been in the game for years kudos to ya'll, this is like an elite club and membership is rough to get in. I could sit here and post fake reviews, or add my pointless 2 cents to other monger comments just to build up site cred just so I can have an experience with a reputable provider, or I could put myself out on the trail and risk everything for a non-memorable shag in a Dawoo Lanus just so I could have something to type. "OBT past the homeless guy by the blue mailbox, picked up BBW named Cinnamon, drove her to her dealer, almost got shot, then. BBBJ, DATY, licked her track marks. 15 called it a night, it was rad. " WTF there has to be an easier way to skip the training wheels and jump into a first time experience safely, believe me guys I'm not trying to steal all the good looking trim, I just need three minutes and I'm out of the way no bubbles no troubles. I apologize in advance, not trying to upset anyone, I've read and learned tons here. Just venting. Anyway if there is a dedicated newbie pool that I should be swimming in gladly point it out and I'll head there with my tail between my legs.

  9. #9988

    Someone asked about removing protection.


  10. #9987

    Car Dates

    One of the many reasons car dates are unpleasant. I don't like the lack of space or leverage. I hate doing it in the car but I make exceptions for Tara & 2 other providers.
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  11. #9986
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman407  [View Original Post]
    I'm just saying some of these ladies don't know how much planning is involved for a dream. This is not towards any provider. It takes alot of time involved with getting the funds ready the appropriate time. I'm not trying to waste their time or mine and another thing is some of them think it's that easy to get the funds needed for a dream. What takes them 30 minutes to earn that money takes me 1 day maybe some of you more than that. It's not that easy for me to randomly go out, I'm pretty sure some of you are in the same boat. This is not towards anyone just me rambling.
    I feel you. PM if you need anything.

  12. #9985

    Planning

    I'm just saying some of these ladies don't know how much planning is involved for a dream. This is not towards any provider. It takes alot of time involved with getting the funds ready the appropriate time. I'm not trying to waste their time or mine and another thing is some of them think it's that easy to get the funds needed for a dream. What takes them 30 minutes to earn that money takes me 1 day maybe some of you more than that. It's not that easy for me to randomly go out, I'm pretty sure some of you are in the same boat. This is not towards anyone just me rambling.

  13. #9984

    Sometimes I wish there was some kind of "Like" button on this site.

    Quote Originally Posted by Admin2  [View Original Post]
    It is my understanding that at present there are no laws in any state specifically related to "Stealthing" as this practice is called. In Europe there is, it's considered sexual assault. I wouldn't ever try this at an FKK, most of those places are owned by bikers and I'm betting they have private party rooms that are most likely soundproofed.

    As far as the USASG is concerned it's sexual assault and just like guys who write about rape I ban them. First time, no warning.

    A2
    This is one of those times. Agree 100%.

  14. #9983

    You are a wise man Hari

    Quote Originally Posted by HariBalzak  [View Original Post]
    Are you afraid of opening your mouth and asking for what you want? I know that asking for BBFS is difficult, but you have to get on with it. You're an adult. Act like one! Get over your fear, open your mouth, and say something. There's nothing wrong with being honest. Most of these girls will do BBFS, as long as you're clean cut, presentable, and gentlemanly.

    I agree with TrollingObt, pulling the condom off is wrong. It's not worth it. That kind of behavior puts everyone at risk. And, it makes the rest of us look bad.



    Most of us, mongers and providers alike, don't want to tell the world that we bareback strangers. If a monger writes a cryptic review, don't sweat it. Just take it with a grain of salt.
    Thanks for the input.

    Pilot.

  15. #9982

    This too

    Quote Originally Posted by HariBalzak  [View Original Post]

    Most of us, mongers and providers alike, don't want to tell the world that we bareback strangers. If a monger writes a cryptic review, don't sweat it. Just take it with a grain of salt.
    We also don't want anymore than us BBFS for the provider who we are seeing either, unless trusted of course. Imagine how many guys you could be getting shit from. The girl could be doing BBFS for 2-3 guys but if we advertise that BBFS detail, imagine 6-10 more guys come along demanding just that.

    Your risk increases exponentially.

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