General Reports

**SevenYearMitch** · 04-26-19 10:38

Originally Posted by Lenny555 [View Original Post]

Here it is my first post with nothing resourceful to share with the community- For you guys that have been in the game for years kudos to ya'll, this is like an elite club and membership is rough to get in. I could sit here and post fake reviews, or add my pointless 2 cents to other monger comments just to build up site cred just so I can have an experience with a reputable provider, or I could put myself out on the trail and risk everything for a non-memorable shag in a Dawoo Lanus just so I could have something to type. "OBT past the homeless guy by the blue mailbox, picked up BBW named Cinnamon, drove her to her dealer, almost got shot, then. BBBJ, DATY, licked her track marks. 15 called it a night, it was rad. " WTF there has to be an easier way to skip the training wheels and jump into a first time experience safely, believe me guys I'm not trying to steal all the good looking trim, I just need three minutes and I'm out of the way no bubbles no troubles. I apologize in advance, not trying to upset anyone, I've read and learned tons here. Just venting. Anyway if there is a dedicated newbie pool that I should be swimming in gladly point it out and I'll head there with my tail between my legs.

LMFAO, that was some seriously funny shit right there. Almost spewed my fucking drink at the Dawoo part! You just got some great advice from ElRey and C3. C3 is like the Yoda of USASG. My advice to newbies is to read everything he writes twice and you'll be shagging quality pussy in no time. That's what I do and it's served me quite well for the almost 10 years I've been on here.

Good luck!
SYM.

**ElReyDelMongo** · 04-26-19 09:12

Originally Posted by Lenny555 [View Original Post]

Here it is my first post with nothing resourceful to share with the community- For you guys that have been in the game for years kudos to ya'll, this is like an elite club and membership is rough to get in. I could sit here and post fake reviews, or add my pointless 2 cents to other monger comments just to build up site cred just so I can have an experience with a reputable provider, or I could put myself out on the trail and risk everything for a non-memorable shag in a Dawoo Lanus just so I could have something to type. "OBT past the homeless guy by the blue mailbox, picked up BBW named Cinnamon, drove her to her dealer, almost got shot, then. BBBJ, DATY, licked her track marks. 15 called it a night, it was rad. " WTF there has to be an easier way to skip the training wheels and jump into a first time experience safely, believe me guys I'm not trying to steal all the good looking trim, I just need three minutes and I'm out of the way no bubbles no troubles. I apologize in advance, not trying to upset anyone, I've read and learned tons here. Just venting. Anyway if there is a dedicated newbie pool that I should be swimming in gladly point it out and I'll head there with my tail between my legs.

Hey man,

Welcome aboard. This can be a fun hobby. It's starts as a thrill, my early dreams were always heart pumping and got the blood flowing and the rush was an actual thrill. Not as thrilling anymore, it's more of a desire to sample all new treats that become available. There are growing pains. We've all been there. But no one is going to trust you right away. You got to understand Uncle LEO can very easily be up in here. And we're not going to simply give away our ladies that we come to somewhat protect. Just RTFF and if you don't understand some of the lingo, google it or Urban Dictionary it. Also, the sister site has lots of providers that give newbs a try. Be safe. Just my. 02.

ElRey.

**Camera3** · 04-26-19 07:41

Don't over think it. There are many SPs who will see a new guy. See two or three of them, review, use them as references and most ladies requiring references will welcome your open wallet with open arms.

Easy.

C3.

Originally Posted by Lenny555 [View Original Post]

Here it is my first post with nothing resourceful to share with the community- For you guys that have been in the game for years kudos to ya'll, this is like an elite club and membership is rough to get in. I could sit here and post fake reviews, or add my pointless 2 cents to other monger comments just to build up site cred just so I can have an experience with a reputable provider, or I could put myself out on the trail and risk everything for a non-memorable shag in a Dawoo Lanus just so I could have something to type. "OBT past the homeless guy by the blue mailbox, picked up BBW named Cinnamon, drove her to her dealer, almost got shot, then. BBBJ, DATY, licked her track marks. 15 called it a night, it was rad. " WTF there has to be an easier way to skip the training wheels and jump into a first time experience safely, believe me guys I'm not trying to steal all the good looking trim, I just need three minutes and I'm out of the way no bubbles no troubles. I apologize in advance, not trying to upset anyone, I've read and learned tons here. Just venting. Anyway if there is a dedicated newbie pool that I should be swimming in gladly point it out and I'll head there with my tail between my legs.

**BigStudOrl** · 04-25-19 17:16

Originally Posted by PokeHerFaceJon [View Original Post]

Had an unusual Uber pickup on Sunday morning around 11 am. Got the request to pick up a Violet on University and Dean and take her to the Walmart on E. Colonial. After looking at her a few times I recognized her and told her she looked familiar. Aske her what she does and she comes back with " play video games in the nude" and "I've done some porn movies". Told me she lives near the Knights Inn. Didn't offer up anything at the time but I managed to track down her contact information and it was indeed the Violet that use to post on BP. Still looking pretty good albeit just as tall and thick as before. Asked her if she still entertains gentlemen live and in person and got an affirmative answer. Told her I will be in touch with her, something very erotic about her I can't put a finger on, may need to use 3 or 4 fingers. LOL.

Don't ask me for digits, go find them yourself like I did.

PHFJ Out!

Her vag smells like a dumpster fire. You've been warned. No one here has been missing her ads for a reason.

**SevenYearMitch** · 04-25-19 15:28

Originally Posted by WhereWhen [View Original Post]

Someone asked about removing protection.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-jailed-12-yea

I wonder if Mr. Hogben's new cell mate will try the same trick on him when he fucks him in the ass.

**LennyBruce** · 04-25-19 13:29

Here it is my first post with nothing resourceful to share with the community- For you guys that have been in the game for years kudos to ya'll, this is like an elite club and membership is rough to get in. I could sit here and post fake reviews, or add my pointless 2 cents to other monger comments just to build up site cred just so I can have an experience with a reputable provider, or I could put myself out on the trail and risk everything for a non-memorable shag in a Dawoo Lanus just so I could have something to type. "OBT past the homeless guy by the blue mailbox, picked up BBW named Cinnamon, drove her to her dealer, almost got shot, then. BBBJ, DATY, licked her track marks. 15 called it a night, it was rad. " WTF there has to be an easier way to skip the training wheels and jump into a first time experience safely, believe me guys I'm not trying to steal all the good looking trim, I just need three minutes and I'm out of the way no bubbles no troubles. I apologize in advance, not trying to upset anyone, I've read and learned tons here. Just venting. Anyway if there is a dedicated newbie pool that I should be swimming in gladly point it out and I'll head there with my tail between my legs.

**WhereWhen** · 04-24-19 11:20

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-jailed-12-yea

**ImmanuelHope** · 04-24-19 00:24

One of the many reasons car dates are unpleasant. I don't like the lack of space or leverage. I hate doing it in the car but I make exceptions for Tara & 2 other providers.

**ImmanuelHope** · 04-24-19 00:21

Originally Posted by Iceman407 [View Original Post]

I'm just saying some of these ladies don't know how much planning is involved for a dream. This is not towards any provider. It takes alot of time involved with getting the funds ready the appropriate time. I'm not trying to waste their time or mine and another thing is some of them think it's that easy to get the funds needed for a dream. What takes them 30 minutes to earn that money takes me 1 day maybe some of you more than that. It's not that easy for me to randomly go out, I'm pretty sure some of you are in the same boat. This is not towards anyone just me rambling.

I feel you. PM if you need anything.

**Iceman407** · 04-24-19 00:16

I'm just saying some of these ladies don't know how much planning is involved for a dream. This is not towards any provider. It takes alot of time involved with getting the funds ready the appropriate time. I'm not trying to waste their time or mine and another thing is some of them think it's that easy to get the funds needed for a dream. What takes them 30 minutes to earn that money takes me 1 day maybe some of you more than that. It's not that easy for me to randomly go out, I'm pretty sure some of you are in the same boat. This is not towards anyone just me rambling.

**Littleshyguy** · 04-22-19 20:58

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

It is my understanding that at present there are no laws in any state specifically related to "Stealthing" as this practice is called. In Europe there is, it's considered sexual assault. I wouldn't ever try this at an FKK, most of those places are owned by bikers and I'm betting they have private party rooms that are most likely soundproofed.

As far as the USASG is concerned it's sexual assault and just like guys who write about rape I ban them. First time, no warning.

A2

This is one of those times. Agree 100%.

**CssnPilot** · 04-22-19 19:17

Originally Posted by HariBalzak [View Original Post]

Are you afraid of opening your mouth and asking for what you want? I know that asking for BBFS is difficult, but you have to get on with it. You're an adult. Act like one! Get over your fear, open your mouth, and say something. There's nothing wrong with being honest. Most of these girls will do BBFS, as long as you're clean cut, presentable, and gentlemanly.

I agree with TrollingObt, pulling the condom off is wrong. It's not worth it. That kind of behavior puts everyone at risk. And, it makes the rest of us look bad.

Most of us, mongers and providers alike, don't want to tell the world that we bareback strangers. If a monger writes a cryptic review, don't sweat it. Just take it with a grain of salt.

Thanks for the input.

Pilot.

**Lehmonade** · 04-22-19 17:47

Originally Posted by HariBalzak [View Original Post]

Most of us, mongers and providers alike, don't want to tell the world that we bareback strangers. If a monger writes a cryptic review, don't sweat it. Just take it with a grain of salt.

We also don't want anymore than us BBFS for the provider who we are seeing either, unless trusted of course. Imagine how many guys you could be getting shit from. The girl could be doing BBFS for 2-3 guys but if we advertise that BBFS detail, imagine 6-10 more guys come along demanding just that.

Your risk increases exponentially.

**PokeHerFaceJon** · 04-22-19 16:23

Had an unusual Uber pickup on Sunday morning around 11 am. Got the request to pick up a Violet on University and Dean and take her to the Walmart on E. Colonial. After looking at her a few times I recognized her and told her she looked familiar. Aske her what she does and she comes back with " play video games in the nude" and "I've done some porn movies". Told me she lives near the Knights Inn. Didn't offer up anything at the time but I managed to track down her contact information and it was indeed the Violet that use to post on BP. Still looking pretty good albeit just as tall and thick as before. Asked her if she still entertains gentlemen live and in person and got an affirmative answer. Told her I will be in touch with her, something very erotic about her I can't put a finger on, may need to use 3 or 4 fingers. LOL.

Don't ask me for digits, go find them yourself like I did.

PHFJ Out!

**Admin2** · 04-22-19 12:34

Originally Posted by Caputh [View Original Post]

I had a friend tell me that he went down for that why before sneakily snatched the wrapper off and proceeded to go to town before she noticed anything was up. Has anyone had any luck doing that?

It is my understanding that at present there are no laws in any state specifically related to "Stealthing" as this practice is called. In Europe there is, it's considered sexual assault. I wouldn't ever try this at an FKK, most of those places are owned by bikers and I'm betting they have private party rooms that are most likely soundproofed.

As far as the USASG is concerned it's sexual assault and just like guys who write about rape I ban them. First time, no warning.

A2