Massage Parlor Reports

**OPIllini** · 02-10-19 12:20

I miss Mercy's old location by the firehouse in Chinatown. You were all but guaranteed to leave happy. But ever since it moved across the street and on Wentworth, things have drastically changed. And not for the better. I've gone there three weekends in a row and gotten some excellent massages from an older lady. Early 50's I guess. I even got her cell number. She has no problem with me roaming her, but alas when it comes to the finish, she says she can't do it. There is a sign that says "no sexual activity allowed". Did Mercy get a new owner who runs a very tight ship? I'll keep going there because I do get great massages and I always get all the time I pay for, which is great. But is now a place where several visits may be needed to get a HJ? Was the place recently spooked by LE?

**Gus33** · 02-09-19 13:14

Originally Posted by Captain1954 [View Original Post]

Visited my friend on Irving Park and was surprised as she was all over me horny as hell, FIV, FIA, DATY then BBJ, 69 tuma I think I could have gone bb but not my style covered up straight to mish then flipped her for some doggy and for the first time finished in her ass, this experience was way better than normal and your experience may be different.

It may have been the Chinese New Year but a did make a pig of myself.

Where is this?

Name?

There are several places on Irving Park.

Thanks.

**DMichaels69** · 02-08-19 08:39

This massage sucked so you tipped appropriately. This has been reported as a no play zone so don't waste any money there.

Originally Posted by Howard987 [View Original Post]

817 E. Roosevelt Rd. Stopped by yesterday. Really cute Chinese girl there named Emily. She had on a skin tight top with a zippered front showing off her perfect cleavage. Sorta went down hill from there though with a very uninspiring PG rated massage. She did the full hour though. Her English is not very good. She pointed to a sign about some kind of candle ear thing that's supposed to cure ear infections and other problems I guess when I asked what else was available. Told her my ears were not the problem but we still weren't on the same page. She offered water. She then complained that my tip wasn't big enough but honestly the massage sucked. I should have probably tipped more and go back and try again. Hopefully I didn't burn that bridge. She's a solid 8/10. Would love to see those tits.

**Howard987** · 02-07-19 17:53

Originally Posted by JustARub [View Original Post]

Greetings -.

I'm a very active participant of the main ISG boards, but having recently started to travel to the USA more regularly, have been very pleased to find such an active local community.

Thanks to this forum, I had a dream that managed to sneak down to SXL while on a business trip to Chicago. Easy to find thanks to clues here, and having heard about Kelly, was able to request by name. Prices for the hh were higher than I am used to in other cities, but with only a 10 min wait needed to enjoy Kellys service I was pleased to cough up the $. 5.

Kelly is a really cute mid-30's girl with an incredibly tight figure. Bolt on D's and an ass that is tight and firm. Her massage was excellent, and before the flip had me ready to rock. She had noticed that I enjoyed her finger play with my hole, and so she took this to a full Pros massage while manually releasing my tension with her other hand. Her attitude and effort were 10/10 and I would highly recommend her to others. I only took her L1 offer for $. 6 but I know more is on offer from reports here.

All in all. A great first IL experience, and thanks to members for contributing.

I saw really recently too for the first time as well. You're experience was totally different than mine. From the word hello she was all business. I might have caught her on a bad day. I should have walked at that point but didn't. Opted for an hour. She did a decent massage for about 30 minutes. I opted for L2. She's great but I asked her for a quick break because it was going to be over so quickly and she said with significant attitude that she wasn't going to stand in that position forever. It was the furthest thing from forever. Maybe her attitude ruined it for me but I didn't think she was all that to look at either. The finger in the hole is fun though.

**Howard987** · 02-07-19 16:46

817 E. Roosevelt Rd. Stopped by yesterday. Really cute Chinese girl there named Emily. She had on a skin tight top with a zippered front showing off her perfect cleavage. Sorta went down hill from there though with a very uninspiring PG rated massage. She did the full hour though. Her English is not very good. She pointed to a sign about some kind of candle ear thing that's supposed to cure ear infections and other problems I guess when I asked what else was available. Told her my ears were not the problem but we still weren't on the same page. She offered water. She then complained that my tip wasn't big enough but honestly the massage sucked. I should have probably tipped more and go back and try again. Hopefully I didn't burn that bridge. She's a solid 8/10. Would love to see those tits.

**SummerCheer** · 02-07-19 14:39

Originally Posted by AnotherJagoff [View Original Post]

The Chinese New Year was today. The reverential animal / object is as per the caption. Don't forget to wish your Asian MT well on the New Year.

Funny story. I banged a Chinese Chick on Chinese New year last year. I didn't even know that it was a holiday I liked her, she was really nice. She even wished me a Happy New year's! But again they change out girls so often it's hard to know where they go. This was at an apartment in Chinatown not a parlor.

Just a funny story I had happen to me.

**Captain1954** · 02-07-19 14:04

Visited my friend on Irving Park and was surprised as she was all over me horny as hell, FIV, FIA, DATY then BBJ, 69 tuma I think I could have gone bb but not my style covered up straight to mish then flipped her for some doggy and for the first time finished in her ass, this experience was way better than normal and your experience may be different.

It may have been the Chinese New Year but a did make a pig of myself.

**Timberland37** · 02-07-19 13:12

Originally Posted by JamesTChicago [View Original Post]

They have another location in LP now. Anyway, I had been lurking this group for awhile and pulled the trigger for Zena. When I got there, to my surprise it was Naomi from LT, who I had never seen in person, but had also been after. Not the same pics as listed for zena and she didn't know of a zena. Pure bait and switch.

The good. Very petite, which I like and a decent massage. Seemed like she tried. However, so she was very soft spoken and seemed bored.

I'm happy I finally got to see her, but I really wanted to see zena that day and Naomi didn't even know that name and clearly didn't know what the ad offers. I didn't push as it's not her fault or even give her the details, but it was very disappointing overall. I blame the booker.

I have also been trying to go see Zena. She seems to not be available as often as they post. Whatever you do, DO NOT see Lena*. One letter off the name but a completely different person who gives a terrible milking table experience, IMHO.

**JamesTChicago** · 02-06-19 22:05

Called up this place as the ads seemed legit. Instead I was told to go to the 3400 block or Irving park. I've been down that road twice and disappointed both times. I said no to them. Called a place basically across the street. The woman was nasty and didn't speak English. Would not repeat.

Bad couple days for me.

**JamesTChicago** · 02-06-19 22:02

They have another location in LP now. Anyway, I had been lurking this group for awhile and pulled the trigger for Zena. When I got there, to my surprise it was Naomi from LT, who I had never seen in person, but had also been after. Not the same pics as listed for zena and she didn't know of a zena. Pure bait and switch.

The good. Very petite, which I like and a decent massage. Seemed like she tried. However, so she was very soft spoken and seemed bored.

I'm happy I finally got to see her, but I really wanted to see zena that day and Naomi didn't even know that name and clearly didn't know what the ad offers. I didn't push as it's not her fault or even give her the details, but it was very disappointing overall. I blame the booker.

**Howard987** · 02-06-19 12:38

Only saw her once but there was an incredible Japanese girl at Spa Yun. She was going by the goofy name of Dunkin. She has a think for DD coffee. She was a 9. 5/10 on the Chicago scale. Esp considering the quality at SY has really gone down. Stopped by the other day and she's gone. Curious if anyone else had the chance to see her and hopefully had the sense, unlike me, to try to keep in contact and find out where she went. Mamasan said she caused too much trouble. I'm sure there was friction between her and the other girls because she just blew them away.

**Another Jagoff** · 02-05-19 21:25

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

I chatted with her today. She finds this all amusing. You guys who know her sense of humor. She wish us all happy new year!

The Chinese New Year was today. The reverential animal / object is as per the caption. Don't forget to wish your Asian MT well on the New Year.

**Walker333** · 02-05-19 20:32

Originally Posted by AlBundy78 [View Original Post]

I haven't been involved in the MP scene for a while and I've read good things about Norwood on milwaukee. Any recommendations on who I should see? Menu and rates would be appreciated.

The actual place isn't a MP, it just a cluttered room with a very uncomfortable table. The owner, whoever it is, could even be an old Polish lady who picks up the phone, is trying to cut every dollar of the overhead, so the place sucks. Speaking about providers, the reviews are mixed and mostly are not positive, I concur. YMMV, but for the same money you can get better experience at nicer places.

**JustARub** · 02-05-19 14:35

Greetings -.

I'm a very active participant of the main ISG boards, but having recently started to travel to the USA more regularly, have been very pleased to find such an active local community.

Thanks to this forum, I had a dream that managed to sneak down to SXL while on a business trip to Chicago. Easy to find thanks to clues here, and having heard about Kelly, was able to request by name. Prices for the hh were higher than I am used to in other cities, but with only a 10 min wait needed to enjoy Kellys service I was pleased to cough up the $. 5.

Kelly is a really cute mid-30's girl with an incredibly tight figure. Bolt on D's and an ass that is tight and firm. Her massage was excellent, and before the flip had me ready to rock. She had noticed that I enjoyed her finger play with my hole, and so she took this to a full Pros massage while manually releasing my tension with her other hand. Her attitude and effort were 10/10 and I would highly recommend her to others. I only took her L1 offer for $. 6 but I know more is on offer from reports here.

All in all. A great first IL experience, and thanks to members for contributing.

**Al Bundy78** · 02-05-19 11:43

I haven't been involved in the MP scene for a while and I've read good things about Norwood on milwaukee. Any recommendations on who I should see? Menu and rates would be appreciated.