Escort Reports

[Pool Noodle]

Don't know if I searched incorrectly, or if she went by a different name, but I didn't see and reviews for Shelley. Looked kinda cute, despite the obvious BBW thing, so I decided to give her a shot.

http://greenville.skipthegames.com/f...y/116121552087

The setup was pretty easy, and she seemed pretty easy-going through texting. Gave me the address to an extended-stay type place off 385 in simpsonville. Not great, but not a complete fleabag either with the usual semi-shady characters lurking in the parking lot, which was a little uncomfortable because I had to wait for her to come open the back door. Strike one.

We get up to her room, it was a little on the messy side, but nowhere near the worst I have ever seen. I am sure we have all been to worse.

She's a smoker, which doesn't bother me, it may be an issue for some.

I had scheduled a hhr for $, but I was there a few minutes while she wasted a bunch of time changing clothes, moving crap from one bed to the other, etc. Just trying to eat up the clock. Was obviously a little tipsy: couple empties on the nightstand, but no sign of anything else.

She sat on the bed and wanted to chit-chat for a while, and I was getting a little frustrated and impatient, was about to take a pass on the whole thing, but I took junior out and gently guided her head in the right direction and she didn't object to a BBBJ.

Once the ice was broken, I have to admit, she did a better than average job. Decided I was only interested in the beej and she got the job done pretty well.

Asked me to warn her when I was ready to pop, which I did and she took every last drop before going into the bathroom and spitting it in the sink.

While I was cleaning up and getting my shoes back on, she was already on the phone scheduling the next monger.

Overall, not terrible, she is slightly better looking in her pics and definitely a BBW which is ok with me. Don't think I would repeat though, but not for any real reason.

Stay safe.

Great report. Thanks for a solid review with a nice level of info.

Noodle.

[Jimbo7]

There is no way is pay $. For a car BJ. Really. LOL and all that descriptions on uncomfortable she should have taken all every hole. LOL.

Yeah this report seemed odd. I thought the girl I linked had been reported for fake pics, just trying to figure out who this lacy is.

[SlobberKnocker]

Don't know if I searched incorrectly, or if she went by a different name, but I didn't see and reviews for Shelley. Looked kinda cute, despite the obvious BBW thing, so I decided to give her a shot.

http://greenville.skipthegames.com/f...y/116121552087

The setup was pretty easy, and she seemed pretty easy-going through texting. Gave me the address to an extended-stay type place off 385 in simpsonville. Not great, but not a complete fleabag either with the usual semi-shady characters lurking in the parking lot, which was a little uncomfortable because I had to wait for her to come open the back door. Strike one.

We get up to her room, it was a little on the messy side, but nowhere near the worst I have ever seen. I am sure we have all been to worse.

She's a smoker, which doesn't bother me, it may be an issue for some.

I had scheduled a hhr for $, but I was there a few minutes while she wasted a bunch of time changing clothes, moving crap from one bed to the other, etc. Just trying to eat up the clock. Was obviously a little tipsy: couple empties on the nightstand, but no sign of anything else.

She sat on the bed and wanted to chit-chat for a while, and I was getting a little frustrated and impatient, was about to take a pass on the whole thing, but I took junior out and gently guided her head in the right direction and she didn't object to a BBBJ.

Once the ice was broken, I have to admit, she did a better than average job. Decided I was only interested in the beej and she got the job done pretty well.

Asked me to warn her when I was ready to pop, which I did and she took every last drop before going into the bathroom and spitting it in the sink.

While I was cleaning up and getting my shoes back on, she was already on the phone scheduling the next monger.

Overall, not terrible, she is slightly better looking in her pics and definitely a BBW which is ok with me. Don't think I would repeat though, but not for any real reason.

Stay safe.

[SlobberKnocker]

Don't know if I searched incorrectly, or if she went by a different name, but I didn't see and reviews for Shelley. Looked kinda cute, despite the obvious BBW thing, so I decided to give her a shot.

http://greenville.skipthegames.com/f...y/116121552087

The setup was pretty easy, and she seemed pretty easy-going through texting. Gave me the address to an extended-stay type place off 385 in simpsonville. Not great, but not a complete fleabag either with the usual semi-shady characters lurking in the parking lot, which was a little uncomfortable because I had to wait for her to come open the back door. Strike one.

We get up to her room, it was a little on the messy side, but nowhere near the worst I have ever seen. I am sure we have all been to worse.

She's a smoker, which doesn't bother me, it may be an issue for some.

I had scheduled a hhr for $, but I was there a few minutes while she wasted a bunch of time changing clothes, moving crap from one bed to the other, etc. Just trying to eat up the clock. Was obviously a little tipsy: couple empties on the nightstand, but no sign of anything else.

She sat on the bed and wanted to chit-chat for a while, and I was getting a little frustrated and impatient, was about to take a pass on the whole thing, but I took junior out and gently guided her head in the right direction and she didn't object to a BBBJ.

Once the ice was broken, I have to admit, she did a better than average job. Decided I was only interested in the beej and she got the job done pretty well.

Asked me to warn her when I was ready to pop, which I did and she took every last drop before going into the bathroom and spitting it in the sink.

While I was cleaning up and getting my shoes back on, she was already on the phone scheduling the next monger.

Overall, not terrible, she is slightly better looking in her pics and definitely a BBW which is ok with me. Don't think I would repeat though, but not for any real reason.

Stay safe.

[TazmanFourU69]

There is no way is pay $. For a car BJ. Really. LOL and all that descriptions on uncomfortable she should have taken all every hole. LOL.

This Lacey?

http://greenville.skipthegames.com/f...l/512579985136

Are her pics legit?

[RunningMan3325]

Has anyone seen this one?

http://greenville.skipthegames.com/f...y/527645039843

I know she had some reports a while back about people wondering whether she was real or not. But didn't know if anyone had actually taken the dive. She's out in Easley so probably a bit of a drive for most folks, but if she is in fact real, and her skills are pretty good, it might be worth it.

RM.

[TigerLover]

I met with Carmen Monroe at her place in TR. It's nice to go to an incall at a house. Make me feel like a teenager sneaking into the girls house so the parents don't hear us. Had a quick shower because I was coming from work and we did the LEO check. No issues. She started me off with good massage and then on to business with CBJ, doggie and then finish in mish. That ass was great in doggie and looking at her take it in the mirror. We even went out afterwards for cigarette. Great girl and I will repeat.

[Team Slacker]

Coming to town tomorrow night. Looking for a cute spinner. PM is fine. I can share Knoxville area too. Thanks.

[OldTiger]

This Lacey?

http://greenville.skipthegames.com/f...l/512579985136

Are her pics legit?

Nope. This one has been using fake pics for as long as I can remember. She should have probably won an award by now for keeping the scam going for so long.

[Jimbo7]

So, after all of the wonderful reviews on her skills, I was in the mood for some pipe work, so I called. She declined in all, but suggested a car visit. I was hesitant, since my work car is like a tuna can, but agreed when she offered to use hers. She arrived a short time later and I moved over to her back seat where she was waiting. She was the girl in the pics and was okay. She was pleasant with introduction and offered a covered BJ for $. I agreed since it was my first dream with her and she got busy. I could tell that she knew her way around a pole, but I just wasn't getting into it very much. I am figuring that my legs being folded up and no room to stretch out had a lot to do with it. I finally started to catch the groove while patting her ass and concentrating hardly, when she gave up on me. She seemed equally frustrated with the situation, as she was also in a very uncomfortable position. In the end, Palmella Handerson and her 5 sisters got the job done some time later while she showed off her cooch and rubbed it for me. Out of everything, I was most impressed with her tits though. Why in the hell you guys never mentioned them is beyond me! They were very nice size with nipples that seem to stand up and begg for suckling. I think I will have to give her a shout when I have Plave to stretch out and enjoy. I bet it would have been very different.

This Lacey?

http://greenville.skipthegames.com/f...l/512579985136

Are her pics legit?

[OldTiger]

I searched past posts for this one but nothing with links came up to match it with this post. Honestly seems like it could be TGTBT but if anyone has any info please share if you are willing.

Thanks!

http://greenville.skipthegames.com/f...r/480518790895

The third pic (thong selfie) is most definitely a fake. Not sure about the other two, but it's not a great sign when there are fake pics or a combo of real and fake pics (new trend).

[MrBreez]

I have dreamed of Jewls for most of last year. At least 7 times and twice while she was preggers. She is the best I have ever seen and I really liked hanging out with her at her place. She has the most amazing rack and I could play with those things all day! If any of you guys haven't seen her, take the plunge. She is the greatest!

Anyone got a link to one of her posts? I have looked through the thread and my thumbs are sore.

From thumbing through ads. A new "stable" friend is always a good thing to find!

[JustMikey]

I have dreamed of Jewls for most of last year. At least 7 times and twice while she was preggers. She is the best I have ever seen and I really liked hanging out with her at her place. She has the most amazing rack and I could play with those things all day! If any of you guys haven't seen her, take the plunge. She is the greatest!

I had lost track of her. Last I heard she moved north if G'ville somewhere towards Charlotte. I had lost interest when she started insisting on a cover for BJ's. Was a BBBJ offered? Still a Greek loving girl?

[JustMikey]

http://greenville.skipthegames.com/f...y/685431312294

After being thoroughly disappointed by Lex I decided to go with what I thought was going to be a sure thing. I seen Joy more than a few times with relatively good service until now. This trip was very different. Her in call was at a house in Piedmont with no heat. It was uncomfortably cold and we were in the front room of a house where there were at least four or five people walking around during our visit. So the BJ what's the usual quality I expected. But when it came down to the main event she leaves me in the cold room to go get a cover from her mother. After a few minutes comes back applies cover and we begin. Only available in doggie. I am annoyed by this use of cover but I proceed. After only about three or four minutes she starts barking at me to hurry up. I asked to finish in Greek she says no that's extra. Keep in mind it's never been extra until I saw her tonight. Then she continues to bark at me to hurry up my time is almost up. Eventually she gets up and says your time is up and you need to go. I tell her I didn't finish, but she says I need to pay for more time. That's never happened before. I asked her what's happened to her because she's never treated me like this before. Her response, "I'm getting a lot more calls so things cost more that's all. " it looks like she developed a case of GPS very quickly. I guess I need to scratch this one off of my to do list. Anybody got any suggestions for a replacement?

MD.

Not trying to sound mean, but fact is Joy does not have the looks or body to support that kind of attitude. She will soon run out of clients.

[MrBreez]

So, after all of the wonderful reviews on her skills, I was in the mood for some pipe work, so I called. She declined in all, but suggested a car visit. I was hesitant, since my work car is like a tuna can, but agreed when she offered to use hers. She arrived a short time later and I moved over to her back seat where she was waiting. She was the girl in the pics and was okay. She was pleasant with introduction and offered a covered BJ for $. I agreed since it was my first dream with her and she got busy. I could tell that she knew her way around a pole, but I just wasn't getting into it very much. I am figuring that my legs being folded up and no room to stretch out had a lot to do with it. I finally started to catch the groove while patting her ass and concentrating hardly, when she gave up on me. She seemed equally frustrated with the situation, as she was also in a very uncomfortable position. In the end, Palmella Handerson and her 5 sisters got the job done some time later while she showed off her cooch and rubbed it for me. Out of everything, I was most impressed with her tits though. Why in the hell you guys never mentioned them is beyond me! They were very nice size with nipples that seem to stand up and begg for suckling. I think I will have to give her a shout when I have Plave to stretch out and enjoy. I bet it would have been very different.