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**Member #5960** · 03-19-18 13:00

Originally Posted by CuriousJack [View Original Post]

My doubled-over laughing ceased, I checked ThotSlap's research. Sure as shit, Urban Dictionary says just that! There's so many smart ass things I could write here but I'll leave it to others.

I'm never going to be able to look at a breakfast menu the same way.

**TimWatley1973** · 03-19-18 12:20

Nothing to do on Friday? Huh. I recall exchanging texts with her on Monday and setting a date for Friday, which I confirmed at 11 am on Friday and got the silent treatment. I'll start carrying corned beef with me.

Originally Posted by DaddyForYou [View Original Post]

So I am minding my own business Friday night and get a text from Jameson asking what I am doing. Well I am watching Shark Tank Well she is super bored and can she come over? Well I guess so. So we chit chat for quite awhile and I mention that I am going to make crock pot corned beef for St. Paddy Day. She says maybe she can pre cook it a bit. Well have at it. Nice time as always.

**CharlieKane200** · 03-18-18 08:37

Originally Posted by DieselMike [View Original Post]

I made breakfast for a girl once and she's still hangin' around many years later. It's like feeding a stray cat.

I made breakfast for Sexy little Eve a few years back after she spent the night and she disappeared within a week never to be seen again. Full disclosure, I made omelettes, not French toast.

**AngryBob** · 03-17-18 20:12

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

Wed night for sure.

Ummm, have a feeling she's going to be waiting on a bunch of mongers' tables Wednesday evening. LOL.

**Curious Jack** · 03-17-18 18:59

Originally Posted by ThotSlap [View Original Post]

French Toast.

A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and burns them.

"Why does she have a burn mark on her back?

"Cause I french toasted her last night".

My doubled-over laughing ceased, I checked ThotSlap's research. Sure as shit, Urban Dictionary says just that! There's so many smart ass things I could write here but I'll leave it to others.

**ThotSlap** · 03-17-18 18:15

Originally Posted by NormanDale585 [View Original Post]

I saw the references but about 50% of them just referred to making her French toast (which I can't tell if it's a euphemism for something else) so I was confused. Another monger mentioned her so I think I'll try to schedule somethibg.

French Toast.

A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and burns them.

"Why does she have a burn mark on her back?

"Cause I french toasted her last night".

**LookingForLefty** · 03-17-18 13:57

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

Skinny blonde is my guess? FB is always a good informant, if you search for 'friends' under first name and employer.

Wed night for sure.

**Monopolizr** · 03-17-18 13:20

Thank for the contact info. It worked out well for a visit.

Originally Posted by JamesGang41 [View Original Post]

For those looking to contact Kendall she asks that you PM her through here. Her handle is Kendall3201.

She wants to mention that her issue had nothing to do with the hobby and it is complete. She does seem to be busy though so be patient. She's looking to hear from old friends.

**DieselMike** · 03-17-18 11:32

Originally Posted by NormanDale585 [View Original Post]

I saw the references but about 50% of them just referred to making her French toast (which I can't tell if it's a euphemism for something else) so I was confused. Another monger mentioned her so I think I'll try to schedule somethibg.

French toast is actually French toast. Some mongers take exceptional care of the girls, to the point where the rest of us are playing catch-up. I think Violet would see you even if you didn't offer to cook for her.

I made breakfast for a girl once and she's still hangin' around many years later. It's like feeding a stray cat.

**Member #5960** · 03-17-18 11:12

Originally Posted by ScooterAllCity [View Original Post]

If you've read about Kendall in this forum how could you have missed all the positive posts about Violet? She sure sounds like a great choice while you're in town.

I saw the references but about 50% of them just referred to making her French toast (which I can't tell if it's a euphemism for something else) so I was confused. Another monger mentioned her so I think I'll try to schedule somethibg.

**Dr Manhattan** · 03-17-18 10:32

Originally Posted by Agrego [View Original Post]

Which Perkins are you talking about? I'd be willing to try my hand and TOFTT.

The one on Hwy 100 is a hike but that's just me being picky.

Skinny blonde is my guess? FB is always a good informant, if you search for 'friends' under first name and employer.

**Agrego** · 03-17-18 10:19

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

Got any scoop on Tanya, the spinner server at Perkins? A friend is giddy over her. Says she is a cute tall spinner with a tiny bottom. Appears to have some mental issues and he thinks she is giving him a good vibe.

Which Perkins are you talking about? I'd be willing to try my hand and TOFTT.

The one on Hwy 100 is a hike but that's just me being picky.

**Cruising Y** · 03-17-18 08:46

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**Snapp** · 03-17-18 04:11

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

Got any scoop on Tanya, the spinner server at Perkins? A friend is giddy over her. Says she is a cute tall spinner with a tiny bottom. Appears to have some mental issues and he thinks she is giving him a good vibe.

Good luck. I briefly dated a Perkin's waitress once, she was a bad shit crazy nympo who would fuck anyone for drugs or just general horniness. She got back together with psycho boyfriend who came looking for me so fuck her in car or motel.

**DaddyForYou** · 03-17-18 02:41

So I am minding my own business Friday night and get a text from Jameson asking what I am doing. Well I am watching Shark Tank Well she is super bored and can she come over? Well I guess so. So we chit chat for quite awhile and I mention that I am going to make crock pot corned beef for St. Paddy Day. She says maybe she can pre cook it a bit. Well have at it. Nice time as always.