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[CharlieKane200]

I made breakfast for a girl once and she's still hangin' around many years later. It's like feeding a stray cat.

I made breakfast for Sexy little Eve a few years back after she spent the night and she disappeared within a week never to be seen again. Full disclosure, I made omelettes, not French toast.

[AngryBob]

Wed night for sure.

Ummm, have a feeling she's going to be waiting on a bunch of mongers' tables Wednesday evening. LOL.

[Curious Jack]

French Toast.

A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and burns them.

"Why does she have a burn mark on her back?

"Cause I french toasted her last night".

My doubled-over laughing ceased, I checked ThotSlap's research. Sure as shit, Urban Dictionary says just that! There's so many smart ass things I could write here but I'll leave it to others.

[ThotSlap]

I saw the references but about 50% of them just referred to making her French toast (which I can't tell if it's a euphemism for something else) so I was confused. Another monger mentioned her so I think I'll try to schedule somethibg.

French Toast.

A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and burns them.

"Why does she have a burn mark on her back?

"Cause I french toasted her last night".

[LookingForLefty]

Skinny blonde is my guess? FB is always a good informant, if you search for 'friends' under first name and employer.

Wed night for sure.

[Monopolizr]

Thank for the contact info. It worked out well for a visit.

For those looking to contact Kendall she asks that you PM her through here. Her handle is Kendall3201.

She wants to mention that her issue had nothing to do with the hobby and it is complete. She does seem to be busy though so be patient. She's looking to hear from old friends.

[DieselMike]

I saw the references but about 50% of them just referred to making her French toast (which I can't tell if it's a euphemism for something else) so I was confused. Another monger mentioned her so I think I'll try to schedule somethibg.

French toast is actually French toast. Some mongers take exceptional care of the girls, to the point where the rest of us are playing catch-up. I think Violet would see you even if you didn't offer to cook for her.

I made breakfast for a girl once and she's still hangin' around many years later. It's like feeding a stray cat.

[Member #5960]

If you've read about Kendall in this forum how could you have missed all the positive posts about Violet? She sure sounds like a great choice while you're in town.

I saw the references but about 50% of them just referred to making her French toast (which I can't tell if it's a euphemism for something else) so I was confused. Another monger mentioned her so I think I'll try to schedule somethibg.

[Dr Manhattan]

Which Perkins are you talking about? I'd be willing to try my hand and TOFTT.

The one on Hwy 100 is a hike but that's just me being picky.

Skinny blonde is my guess? FB is always a good informant, if you search for 'friends' under first name and employer.

[Agrego]

Got any scoop on Tanya, the spinner server at Perkins? A friend is giddy over her. Says she is a cute tall spinner with a tiny bottom. Appears to have some mental issues and he thinks she is giving him a good vibe.

Which Perkins are you talking about? I'd be willing to try my hand and TOFTT.

The one on Hwy 100 is a hike but that's just me being picky.

[Cruising Y]

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[Snapp]

Got any scoop on Tanya, the spinner server at Perkins? A friend is giddy over her. Says she is a cute tall spinner with a tiny bottom. Appears to have some mental issues and he thinks she is giving him a good vibe.

Good luck. I briefly dated a Perkin's waitress once, she was a bad shit crazy nympo who would fuck anyone for drugs or just general horniness. She got back together with psycho boyfriend who came looking for me so fuck her in car or motel.

[DaddyForYou]

So I am minding my own business Friday night and get a text from Jameson asking what I am doing. Well I am watching Shark Tank Well she is super bored and can she come over? Well I guess so. So we chit chat for quite awhile and I mention that I am going to make crock pot corned beef for St. Paddy Day. She says maybe she can pre cook it a bit. Well have at it. Nice time as always.

[LookingForLefty]

Picked her up this morning and she had to swing by Cricket to pay her phone bill So we go by Subway and she happens to love their sandwiches. She says she is hankering a foot long Well, there is only going to be one way you are going to get that darling. So, I happen to have some coupons in the car, pick up some grub and onward!

After lunch, she asks if she can use the scale Sure. Well she has put on a couple of pounds, but still has the banging little body. I am not releasing the digits, but I suggest certain guys cut back on the serving size.

Believe it or not, today is National Earmuff Day. So, I am thinking what a perfect day for some muff diving. I couldn't locate my snorkel, but suffice it to say there was a whole lot of diving going on. And all at the deep end of the pool DAMN!

Well, rush hour was in full blast, so the gracious Mr. Uber came to whisk her away. Fun time as always.

Got any scoop on Tanya, the spinner server at Perkins? A friend is giddy over her. Says she is a cute tall spinner with a tiny bottom. Appears to have some mental issues and he thinks she is giving him a good vibe.

[TS7128]

Too funny! But you forgot to take her to file her taxes.

But we still have until April? File, file, file. If you know what I mean.