Massage Parlor Reports

[HomeSlice]

http://www.bodyrubschicago.com

The girls have reviews according to their BP posts but I don't have a TER. Who have you seen? How is the appointment set up? Have you had nuru there?

I'm sure it's not worth the money, but they are extremely good looking and I'm a sucker. You can pm me if you would like. I will report back if I go. Thanks all and welcome to spring with this darn rain.

If you go back through the forum you can find info. Basically same deal as Logan Tantrics. Great looking girls, you get ok back rub followed by handshake. Pics are real and girls are smoking hot, if not a little disinterested.

Easy to schedule, call and they will tell you who is available.

[Member #6158]

Anyone been here?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...lable/25886902

I live out in the suburbs but will be in the city for a few days.

[WretchedBliss]

Paid 70 door, didn't get her name. During massage she asked where I go for massage. I told her the name of my places in the suburbs. Toward the end she started the light but sack tease and told me to flip. Told her I wanted head, she asked if I had a condom. I didn't so she said HJ only. Then she said ok 80 dollar? I said I pay 60. She said no and then ok 70? I said I pay 60. She said s I just finish massage then. I said fine. After 5 min of squeezing my head, she says you want now as I said not for 70. She said ok 60 but you no touch me. I said no. She wipes me down and leaves. I get dressed and she's waiting in the hall. She says I can't believe you no tip me. I said I can't believe you argued over 10 dollars. She said you in city, suburbs are different. The she said don't come back we will remember you. I said no problem but I'll forget you. As she slammed the door I think she said have a nice day in Chinese.

Sorry about the lack of punctuation, all the missing quotes and commas would take all day on my phone.

Good job thinking with the right head. I've been there several times and fortunately that's never happened. Their loss!

[NiceChicaGaGuy]

Anyone have any Intel on this one? If not I may take the trip this weekend.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...60430/35650749

I am doubting much will go on here because Homewood is a little uptight and LEO would jump at the opportunity to make a name for themselves but if anyone has a great experience there let us know. It would sure make my life easier.

[DMichaels69]

You went into the MP with your man card. Good job bro!

Paid 70 door, didn't get her name. During massage she asked where I go for massage. I told her the name of my places in the suburbs. Toward the end she started the light but sack tease and told me to flip. Told her I wanted head, she asked if I had a condom. I didn't so she said HJ only. Then she said ok 80 dollar? I said I pay 60. She said no and then ok 70? I said I pay 60. She said s I just finish massage then. I said fine. After 5 min of squeezing my head, she says you want now as I said not for 70. She said ok 60 but you no touch me. I said no. She wipes me down and leaves. I get dressed and she's waiting in the hall. She says I can't believe you no tip me. I said I can't believe you argued over 10 dollars. She said you in city, suburbs are different. The she said don't come back we will remember you. I said no problem but I'll forget you. As she slammed the door I think she said have a nice day in Chinese.

Sorry about the lack of punctuation, all the missing quotes and commas would take all day on my phone.

[CougarBait]

Yep I had the pleasure of visiting Heidi. Very fun gal too. Dunno where she went. On one of my returns to Yun Pin I had a cute one named Cindy. Turned out lame as hell and didn't participate and demanded a tip. I refused. She even tried pulling at me to keep me from leaving. After I refused again she tried squeezing me for $10 sayin I didn't pay for the table shower. I said in the ad it says free. I pushed her away and walked out. She couldn't take a hint and shocked I resisted her stupid antics.

I just stopped by Moon spa, they have a sign on the door that they're under construction and go visit Mao Spa on 35th and Halsted, same therapists are there.

I was greeted by a very nice looking girl named Heidi. Maybe the same girl? Very fit young tight looking body but maybe 30 years old?

She told me she does NOT work moon spa, only Mao.

Standard finish but it was a great time. I'll be back next week. Check her out and let me know if it's the same girl.

[JamesTChicago]

Sounds like some bs to me!

Paid 70 door, didn't get her name. During massage she asked where I go for massage. I told her the name of my places in the suburbs. Toward the end she started the light but sack tease and told me to flip. Told her I wanted head, she asked if I had a condom. I didn't so she said HJ only. Then she said ok 80 dollar? I said I pay 60. She said no and then ok 70? I said I pay 60. She said s I just finish massage then. I said fine. After 5 min of squeezing my head, she says you want now as I said not for 70. She said ok 60 but you no touch me. I said no. She wipes me down and leaves. I get dressed and she's waiting in the hall. She says I can't believe you no tip me. I said I can't believe you argued over 10 dollars. She said you in city, suburbs are different. The she said don't come back we will remember you. I said no problem but I'll forget you. As she slammed the door I think she said have a nice day in Chinese.

Sorry about the lack of punctuation, all the missing quotes and commas would take all day on my phone.

[JamesTChicago]

http://www.bodyrubschicago.com

The girls have reviews according to their BP posts but I don't have a TER. Who have you seen? How is the appointment set up? Have you had nuru there?

I'm sure it's not worth the money, but they are extremely good looking and I'm a sucker. You can pm me if you would like. I will report back if I go. Thanks all and welcome to spring with this darn rain.

[Bebop60]

Paid 70 door, didn't get her name. During massage she asked where I go for massage. I told her the name of my places in the suburbs. Toward the end she started the light but sack tease and told me to flip. Told her I wanted head, she asked if I had a condom. I didn't so she said HJ only. Then she said ok 80 dollar? I said I pay 60. She said no and then ok 70? I said I pay 60. She said s I just finish massage then. I said fine. After 5 min of squeezing my head, she says you want now as I said not for 70. She said ok 60 but you no touch me. I said no. She wipes me down and leaves. I get dressed and she's waiting in the hall. She says I can't believe you no tip me. I said I can't believe you argued over 10 dollars. She said you in city, suburbs are different. The she said don't come back we will remember you. I said no problem but I'll forget you. As she slammed the door I think she said have a nice day in Chinese.

Sorry about the lack of punctuation, all the missing quotes and commas would take all day on my phone.

[Eddinger]

Yes, of course. My post wasnt because I think I'm getting something no one else is all the time. My post was made because a number of times over the past 10 years I've had to listen to a provider ***** at me about guys asking for things that I'm getting with her that she doesn't want to be public knowledge and she's being pestered by guys she don't want to fuck to fuck. And since I'm tired of listening to the complaints as though its my fault for letting people know, I thought I would remind everyone that the world is YMMV, and also I'm done with reviews that say anything other than. "had a great time!" and people will have to try for themselves to see what services exist.

In general, If they are doing it for one they are doing it for all. If she is blowing you she is blowing everyone. If she is banging you she is banging everyone. If a "fat" or "gross" guy shells out enough dough to some of these women, they will do anything. Its green and that's what they want. In general of course.

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[DMichaels69]

I usually ask if anyone else is working. Sometimes it does not work as the 2nd one is same or worse than the first.

Visited Belmont Spa once again recently. The usual great service doesn't fail to satisfy but we do have one complaint. Each time my friend and I go, either one of us usually gets the older woman that's there. I've seen some pretty good looking girls up front but it seems like we keep getting rotated between the same two girls. What's up with that? Is there a nice way to request another girl?

[SneakyBeaver2]

Visited Belmont Spa once again recently. The usual great service doesn't fail to satisfy but we do have one complaint. Each time my friend and I go, either one of us usually gets the older woman that's there. I've seen some pretty good looking girls up front but it seems like we keep getting rotated between the same two girls. What's up with that? Is there a nice way to request another girl?

[Angai]

Anyone have any Intel on this one? If not I may take the trip this weekend.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...60430/35650749

[DMichaels69]

In general, If they are doing it for one they are doing it for all. If she is blowing you she is blowing everyone. If she is banging you she is banging everyone. If a "fat" or "gross" guy shells out enough dough to some of these women, they will do anything. Its green and that's what they want. In general of course.

It should be obvious this is true at AMPs. I know several owners and largely they leave the decisions on extras to the woman. Ditto from masseuses. They tell me they make their own decisions about what to do with any particular person. YMMV should be clearly understood for any post. They might feel its a set up by LEO. They might have a different vibe with one guy versus another. I've gotten certain extras where the girl asks me not to say anything about her services. A couple years ago there was a young Chinese girl at a place we have talked about. I got a PM from a guy that he got free FS from her. Says he is a 25 year old Korean fellow, I went the next day, put the condoms on the table and she says "Oh no, I don't do that! We had a nice time anyway, but no FS. " Of course I did not mention the other guy. It's obvious to me a 25 year old Chinese girl might want to fuck a 25 year old Korean guy, for no charge. Compared to a 63 year old white guy.

On the other hand, I've gotten all kinds of extras from supposedly legit masseuses. I NEVER post identities of these people, because I know for certain they won't give extra to other guys.

I believe our actions in the spa play a key role in determining our mileage. That's why many of my posts have been about successful tactics and strategies vs any particular person. Bob.

[MotorCity77]

It should be obvious this is true at AMPs. I know several owners and largely they leave the decisions on extras to the woman. Ditto from masseuses. They tell me they make their own decisions about what to do with any particular person. YMMV should be clearly understood for any post. They might feel its a set up by LEO. They might have a different vibe with one guy versus another. I've gotten certain extras where the girl asks me not to say anything about her services. A couple years ago there was a young Chinese girl at a place we have talked about. I got a PM from a guy that he got free FS from her. Says he is a 25 year old Korean fellow, I went the next day, put the condoms on the table and she says "Oh no, I don't do that! We had a nice time anyway, but no FS. " Of course I did not mention the other guy. It's obvious to me a 25 year old Chinese girl might want to fuck a 25 year old Korean guy, for no charge. Compared to a 63 year old white guy.

On the other hand, I've gotten all kinds of extras from supposedly legit masseuses. I NEVER post identities of these people, because I know for certain they won't give extra to other guys.

I believe our actions in the spa play a key role in determining our mileage. Some many of my posts have been about successful tactics and strategies vs any particular person. Bob.

Bob pretty much summarized it, "YMMV" should be clearly understood for any post. Furthermore, the only guarantee you get at one of the fuck shops is you will spend $160+ to bust a nut or two. There's no guarantee it's going to be a mind blowing experience even if you book with a highly reviewed escort. In my opinion, whether an AMP or an escort a little bit of attitude and chemistry goes a long way.