Massage Parlor Reports

**MarkLipper** · 03-08-16 11:22

Originally Posted by MarkLipper [View Original Post]

The spa on Farnsworth is closed for one month? That's what the hand written note on the door says. Just makes you say Hmmm.

My bad. Spa on RTE. 31 closed. Rose is open.

**MarkLipper** · 03-08-16 11:17

20+ years ago I had just left Carm's beef in Westchester and was heading home. I came to a stoplight on Wolf and 22nd and glanced into a strip mall across from Fresh Meadows Golf Course. The usual, cell phone / beeper store, cleaners, insurance company and a poster sign in a window for a Spa. I was intrigued and circled around and pulled into the strip mall. I gave it a look see. Older Asian women walked thru the curtains and said 65 dollars- one hour- table shower. I said sure. She walks me to a room and tells me to disrobe and wrap towel around me. She then comes back and walks me to the shower room, where she puts on big boots and tells me to lie down and gives me my first table shower. At least I was clean. She walks me back to the room and tells me to lie down. 5 minutes later a beautiful 20 ish Chinese women walks in and says hello. Massage? I say yes. She is wearing what looks like a white nurse's uniform with a zip down top. She gives me an awesome massage with a towel draped the whole time. On the flip she notices my erection under the towel. She removes the towel and grabs junior. I flinch, she says no I'm too tense and need to relax. I say ok. She walks over to the night stand unzips her top, removes her bra, gets a handful of baby lotion and goes to work on junior. All the time I am playing with a great set of "see" on her. I pop. I'm hooked.

More stories to come. Still very active 20 years later.

**MarkLipper** · 03-07-16 18:39

The spa on Farnsworth is closed for one month? That's what the hand written note on the door says. Just makes you say Hmmm.

**MarkLipper** · 03-07-16 18:07

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Yes. None of her reviews are good.

She has been around for a LONG time. Multiple name changes. Avoid. I'm new to the this board, not the community. Will have a lot to contribute.

**DMichaels69** · 03-07-16 14:59

Yes. None of her reviews are good.

Originally Posted by PauFord [View Original Post]

Not girl in photo's. It's a mid 40's, unkempt lady who'll rush through a lackluster massage and get out the door.

Originally Posted by BSmith99 [View Original Post]

Saw the add but got no response.

http://www.chicagorelaxation.com/?smallView=1

Thanks.

Buck.

**Pau Ford** · 03-07-16 11:22

Originally Posted by BSmith99 [View Original Post]

Saw the add but got no response.

http://www.chicagorelaxation.com/?smallView=1

Thanks.

Buck.

Not girl in photo's. It's a mid 40's, unkempt lady who'll rush through a lackluster massage and get out the door.

**BSmith99** · 03-06-16 19:42

Saw the add but got no response.

http://www.chicagorelaxation.com/?smallView=1

Thanks.

Buck.

**Bob521** · 03-05-16 18:35

Welcome to the forum. Great reports. Only general comment. But not ironclad. The Chinese places tend to charge $60-65. Korean $70-$80. I've been to Sky, It's Chinese. HE is available, but, also as a general comment, they are a little more cautious for people they don't know. I'm a little surprised at the $75 door for Magic hands. I guess I shouldn't generalize about prices. Bob.

Originally Posted by BrutusB74 [View Original Post]

Morning all. Brutus be here. Decided to start posting about AMPs in Schaumburg.

Magic Hands. Schaumburg - 75/ hr 105/1. 5 hr: Really nice Chinese ladies here.

Nana. Seems to be the mamasan.

A little older but let's be honest guys, you aren't going to get the little Asian girls in the pictures.

If you are looking for a really great theraputic massage with a HE, she's perfect for you.

Jo Jo (weekends only) - slim and cute, great laugh. Decent English. Little tease after flip. Again, a solid massage with HE.

Jenny: The cutest of the bunch. English is a little worse than the rest, but not bad enough where you can't talk and give her direction.

Good back walk and good hands. Good tease before and after flip. Best HE of the bunch.

Healing Hands. Schaumburg - 80/ hr (Korean).

I don't remember her name, but seems to be the oldest of the bunch. Still looks good her age. Very nice massage and great HE. No tease.

Was worried it wasn't going to happen, but she smiled and happily obliged.

Strattled me 69 style (clothed) while doing the HE, but let me get in her shorts and rub her ass.

Trinity Spa. Streamwood - 80/ hr.

YMMV here. I Had Kim for a Swedish massage. Really cute for her age. Real good massage, but on the flip, nothing.

Did all the standard moves. Moved her hand, then flat out asked. She said other girls here do, but she doesn't.

Not sure I want to risk another $80 for the massage and nothing happens on the flip.

If anyone wants to TOFTT and report back on others, let the group know.

Sky Spa. Schaumburg - 60 / hr.

Maybe a relative newbie mistake, but $60 for a massage may be too low for a HE AMP.

Plus side, solid massage from a nice lady.

Negative, no He on flip. She was polite on declining my ask, but still, will not go back since I have my own legit CMT who charges the same and is better.

Hope this helps guys. Still looking to review Q Spa in Bartlett, Lux in Buffalo grove, M2 and others. PM me with any questions or if anyone has any tips for this relative newbie.

**NorthsideTod2** · 03-05-16 14:54

Been gone for awhile but I am back and cleaned my inbox.

Anyone seen Marie from North ave and then worked out of Gold Coast hotels. She was a10.

Also anyone wants to trade Prostate Mps.

**NorthsideTod2** · 03-05-16 14:12

Hi I have been gone for awhile and mail box full but cleaned it out.

**DMichaels69** · 03-05-16 10:39

The only place I have not tried is magic hands but it sounds good.
Trinity. Kim is YMMV. If your an old friend, no problem. If you don't know her at all, probably won't play as she is very cautious. I'm an old friend.
Healing Hands. Sounds like you had Cici. She is ok, nothing stellar.
SKY Spa: 3 out of 3 hits for me, but they are cautious. Multiple visits should pay off and the girls I've seen are sweet and cute.
Q SPA: I think same older lady for years and nothing stellar here.
M2: I got 2 great grandma's and I just opted out of anything extra. Others have had better lookers.
There are many reports on LUX and M2 in the forum.

Welcome to the forum!

Originally Posted by BrutusB74 [View Original Post]

Morning all. Brutus be here. Decided to start posting about AMPs in Schaumburg.

Magic Hands. Schaumburg - 75/ hr 105/1. 5 hr: Really nice Chinese ladies here.

Nana. Seems to be the mamasan.

A little older but let's be honest guys, you aren't going to get the little Asian girls in the pictures.

If you are looking for a really great theraputic massage with a HE, she's perfect for you.

Jo Jo (weekends only) - slim and cute, great laugh. Decent English. Little tease after flip. Again, a solid massage with HE.

Jenny: The cutest of the bunch. English is a little worse than the rest, but not bad enough where you can't talk and give her direction.

Good back walk and good hands. Good tease before and after flip. Best HE of the bunch.

Healing Hands. Schaumburg - 80/ hr (Korean).

I don't remember her name, but seems to be the oldest of the bunch. Still looks good her age. Very nice massage and great HE. No tease.

Was worried it wasn't going to happen, but she smiled and happily obliged.

Strattled me 69 style (clothed) while doing the HE, but let me get in her shorts and rub her ass.

Trinity Spa. Streamwood - 80/ hr.

YMMV here. I Had Kim for a Swedish massage. Really cute for her age. Real good massage, but on the flip, nothing.

Did all the standard moves. Moved her hand, then flat out asked. She said other girls here do, but she doesn't.

Not sure I want to risk another $80 for the massage and nothing happens on the flip.

If anyone wants to TOFTT and report back on others, let the group know.

Sky Spa. Schaumburg - 60 / hr.

Maybe a relative newbie mistake, but $60 for a massage may be too low for a HE AMP.

Plus side, solid massage from a nice lady.

Negative, no He on flip. She was polite on declining my ask, but still, will not go back since I have my own legit CMT who charges the same and is better.

Hope this helps guys. Still looking to review Q Spa in Bartlett, Lux in Buffalo grove, M2 and others. PM me with any questions or if anyone has any tips for this relative newbie.

**BrutusB74** · 03-05-16 10:06

Morning all. Brutus be here. Decided to start posting about AMPs in Schaumburg.

Magic Hands. Schaumburg - 75/ hr 105/1. 5 hr: Really nice Chinese ladies here.

Nana. Seems to be the mamasan.

A little older but let's be honest guys, you aren't going to get the little Asian girls in the pictures.

If you are looking for a really great theraputic massage with a HE, she's perfect for you.

Jo Jo (weekends only) - slim and cute, great laugh. Decent English. Little tease after flip. Again, a solid massage with HE.

Jenny: The cutest of the bunch. English is a little worse than the rest, but not bad enough where you can't talk and give her direction.

Good back walk and good hands. Good tease before and after flip. Best HE of the bunch.

Healing Hands. Schaumburg - 80/ hr (Korean).

I don't remember her name, but seems to be the oldest of the bunch. Still looks good her age. Very nice massage and great HE. No tease.

Was worried it wasn't going to happen, but she smiled and happily obliged.

Strattled me 69 style (clothed) while doing the HE, but let me get in her shorts and rub her ass.

Trinity Spa. Streamwood - 80/ hr.

YMMV here. I Had Kim for a Swedish massage. Really cute for her age. Real good massage, but on the flip, nothing.

Did all the standard moves. Moved her hand, then flat out asked. She said other girls here do, but she doesn't.

Not sure I want to risk another $80 for the massage and nothing happens on the flip.

If anyone wants to TOFTT and report back on others, let the group know.

Sky Spa. Schaumburg - 60 / hr.

Maybe a relative newbie mistake, but $60 for a massage may be too low for a HE AMP.

Plus side, solid massage from a nice lady.

Negative, no He on flip. She was polite on declining my ask, but still, will not go back since I have my own legit CMT who charges the same and is better.

Hope this helps guys. Still looking to review Q Spa in Bartlett, Lux in Buffalo grove, M2 and others. PM me with any questions or if anyone has any tips for this relative newbie.

**NewCleve** · 03-03-16 17:45

Have visited 3 times in the past week and a half. I've gotten to see Yuki, Eva and Sarah. PM for details.

**DaveSanto2** · 03-02-16 00:53

First post. Have explored a lot in the past few months in the wicker / UK village / west town areas. My absolute go-to is on Grand west of the 9 bus. Two cute young-ish girls, they both give out numbers after repeat visits, and are receptive to all kinds of out-of-left-field-requests I've thrown at them (dunno if FS is on the table as it's not my thing). Highly recommend.

Favorite legit spot is Bodywise on Ashland which I wish I could crack. A comment on RM a few weeks back said they seemed to be "loosening" but I haven't had luck. Really fantastic massage though.

**Existierende** · 03-01-16 17:35

Hi Fellas,

I'm coming to your fair city this week, and I'm going to get a FBSM or two. After reading through this and the oThER site, I settled on the following options.

1. Gizellie BP.

2. Stacy BP 8682.

3. Malena BP 9180.

4. Alyssa Tantra.

In order of importance, most important first, I want a 1. Good sensual massage 2. Big boobs 3. Near downtown loop / reasonable subway ride away 4. CBJ. The CBJ is totally optional.

Are there any red flags on this list? Anyone else I should consider? I know Alyssa doesn't have big boobs, but her reviews are out of sight. (I'd love to see Margot at Logan for the same reason, but she doesn't seem to be working.) Private Message is fine.

Thanks for any assistance you might provide! And sorry for crossposting!