Massage Parlor Reports

**BrutusB74** · 03-05-16 10:06

Morning all. Brutus be here. Decided to start posting about AMPs in Schaumburg.

Magic Hands. Schaumburg - 75/ hr 105/1. 5 hr: Really nice Chinese ladies here.

Nana. Seems to be the mamasan.

A little older but let's be honest guys, you aren't going to get the little Asian girls in the pictures.

If you are looking for a really great theraputic massage with a HE, she's perfect for you.

Jo Jo (weekends only) - slim and cute, great laugh. Decent English. Little tease after flip. Again, a solid massage with HE.

Jenny: The cutest of the bunch. English is a little worse than the rest, but not bad enough where you can't talk and give her direction.

Good back walk and good hands. Good tease before and after flip. Best HE of the bunch.

Healing Hands. Schaumburg - 80/ hr (Korean).

I don't remember her name, but seems to be the oldest of the bunch. Still looks good her age. Very nice massage and great HE. No tease.

Was worried it wasn't going to happen, but she smiled and happily obliged.

Strattled me 69 style (clothed) while doing the HE, but let me get in her shorts and rub her ass.

Trinity Spa. Streamwood - 80/ hr.

YMMV here. I Had Kim for a Swedish massage. Really cute for her age. Real good massage, but on the flip, nothing.

Did all the standard moves. Moved her hand, then flat out asked. She said other girls here do, but she doesn't.

Not sure I want to risk another $80 for the massage and nothing happens on the flip.

If anyone wants to TOFTT and report back on others, let the group know.

Sky Spa. Schaumburg - 60 / hr.

Maybe a relative newbie mistake, but $60 for a massage may be too low for a HE AMP.

Plus side, solid massage from a nice lady.

Negative, no He on flip. She was polite on declining my ask, but still, will not go back since I have my own legit CMT who charges the same and is better.

Hope this helps guys. Still looking to review Q Spa in Bartlett, Lux in Buffalo grove, M2 and others. PM me with any questions or if anyone has any tips for this relative newbie.

**NewCleve** · 03-03-16 17:45

Have visited 3 times in the past week and a half. I've gotten to see Yuki, Eva and Sarah. PM for details.

**DaveSanto2** · 03-02-16 00:53

First post. Have explored a lot in the past few months in the wicker / UK village / west town areas. My absolute go-to is on Grand west of the 9 bus. Two cute young-ish girls, they both give out numbers after repeat visits, and are receptive to all kinds of out-of-left-field-requests I've thrown at them (dunno if FS is on the table as it's not my thing). Highly recommend.

Favorite legit spot is Bodywise on Ashland which I wish I could crack. A comment on RM a few weeks back said they seemed to be "loosening" but I haven't had luck. Really fantastic massage though.

**Existierende** · 03-01-16 17:35

Hi Fellas,

I'm coming to your fair city this week, and I'm going to get a FBSM or two. After reading through this and the oThER site, I settled on the following options.

1. Gizellie BP.

2. Stacy BP 8682.

3. Malena BP 9180.

4. Alyssa Tantra.

In order of importance, most important first, I want a 1. Good sensual massage 2. Big boobs 3. Near downtown loop / reasonable subway ride away 4. CBJ. The CBJ is totally optional.

Are there any red flags on this list? Anyone else I should consider? I know Alyssa doesn't have big boobs, but her reviews are out of sight. (I'd love to see Margot at Logan for the same reason, but she doesn't seem to be working.) Private Message is fine.

Thanks for any assistance you might provide! And sorry for crossposting!

**SykescorA** · 02-28-16 13:45

Originally Posted by XabiAlonso [View Original Post]

21 is legal age correct? Its possible they don't want you as a customer. If you are 21 and have cash, there should be no problems.

If you look under 21, show them your license if you really want to try the place out. Gunnison exists for newbies. Lee is the mamasan. There is only one mamasan. She use to provide the massages years ago. Try united spa on harlem avenue. Its 10 minutes away from gunnison. You should have no problem at united. They are a FS shop so bring some cash for tip.

Last comment to you. At 21 stay out of the hobby. You don't want to be 40 years old still visiting spas for some standard action. Xabi.

Yeah I look like I'm less than 21 and I guess they just don't want me as a customer. I had money and was ready to pay but they said they are busy and I should come back in an hour. They thought I won't come back but I did and mamasan looked kinda angry and said they were closed LOL. Nevermind. I go to one spa on belmont like twice a year and they are great. I've never been to united tho. I will look it up. Thanks bro.

**Member #5942** · 02-28-16 10:37

Originally Posted by SykescorA [View Original Post]

Wish they would let me in LOL. I was kicked out for being too young. I'm 21. Any advice on how to sneak in anyway? Dress older or wait for different mamasan? I'd really like to visit them since its the closest spa to where I live.

21 is legal age correct? Its possible they don't want you as a customer. If you are 21 and have cash, there should be no problems.

If you look under 21, show them your license if you really want to try the place out. Gunnison exists for newbies. Lee is the mamasan. There is only one mamasan. She use to provide the massages years ago. Try united spa on harlem avenue. Its 10 minutes away from gunnison. You should have no problem at united. They are a FS shop so bring some cash for tip.

Last comment to you. At 21 stay out of the hobby. You don't want to be 40 years old still visiting spas for some standard action. Xabi.

**SykescorA** · 02-27-16 22:13

Originally Posted by XabiAlonso [View Original Post]

This happens every year. The place takes a vacation while waiting for new girls. It's been open for at least 15 years and will remain open forever. Gunnison is untouchable. Nothing ever goes on there except standard fun and for that reason, along with some connections, it will remain open and safe to visit.

Wish they would let me in LOL. I was kicked out for being too young. I'm 21. Any advice on how to sneak in anyway? Dress older or wait for different mamasan? I'd really like to visit them since its the closest spa to where I live.

**Member #5942** · 02-27-16 21:35

Originally Posted by FrankyCando [View Original Post]

I stopped at Gunnison yesterday evening place was all closed up no sign or anything.

This happens every year. The place takes a vacation while waiting for new girls. It's been open for at least 15 years and will remain open forever. Gunnison is untouchable. Nothing ever goes on there except standard fun and for that reason, along with some connections, it will remain open and safe to visit.

**FrankyCando** · 02-27-16 18:28

I stopped at Gunnison yesterday evening place was all closed up no sign or anything.

**YsGolf** · 02-27-16 16:14

I will be visiting soon and was hoping to find a good place close to down town / miracle mile area. Staying near Grand Ave / and Clark and won't have a ton of time to venture very far. Not looking for FS, just a nice HE and a clean place. PM any suggestions, happy to return the favor for and VA.

**Elmwoood** · 02-26-16 11:26

Originally Posted by WhiteRookDown [View Original Post]

I'd try Pepsi, and hope she'd Mountain Dew me. But I'm sure she's not Frito Lay. Thanks, you're a great crowd!

I had Pepsi myself a few weeks ago. Great service and no $ discussion.

**Mike Dago** · 02-25-16 12:47

Originally Posted by MikeDago [View Original Post]

Saw Linda. She looks 20-30 but me tinks she be 30-40. Nice TS, very nice firm massage, not very good with the English but I feel she uses that to not understand what you want. Standard finish, enjoyable, requested other endings and feel that if I return soon while still in her memory, things may be different.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/thp/5417145421.html

Went back to see Linda in hope that she remembered me and would be willing to offer more. Yes she remembered, yes I got more. A big hug this time. Good TS, Great massagy, and a standard finish. Made offers of $ to $. 5 for extra and it was a no go. She is sweet and pretty but our relationship is over. Anyone have a report on others in this area? There is a new one at Algonquin & Randall.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5464018404.html

**WhiteRookDown** · 02-25-16 11:20

I'd try Pepsi, and hope she'd Mountain Dew me. But I'm sure she's not Frito Lay. Thanks, you're a great crowd!

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

If your thirsty try Pepsi. LOL.

**HeadFirst80** · 02-25-16 06:28

As promised, I went back to lux this week to try out the younger talent and very glad I did it. Very firm skin, menu was open (except Greek. Didn't ask but I don't think they ever do) with reasonable rates. Very willing to serve and definitely not a clock watcher.

I know I never had this kind of mileage from lux before. Treat them nice guys, rewards are there.