Massage Parlor Reports

**Cocknballs** · 01-29-16 21:35

Originally Posted by InchLong [View Original Post]

Shit, went, beautiful, I mean fucking gorgeous, Tina served me. Mini skirt, rubbed the sack, rubbed the ass all over, just didn't want to finish me off. She said illegal, etc. She placed my hand on her kitty, said do it yourself. Told her that's no fun, left with mad blue balls. Off to my apartment chick, she closes her services at 12. But I did win, considering to self, left her 10 tip, she looked at the money and didn't really want to take it, like she wanted more. Told me see you, I said nope, later.

She was hot, slim, amazing 23-25 or so, but oh well. She might take it to the next step eventually but I won't go till I hear a better experience from one of you. Damn she was the hottest gal I've seen at a Camp. Period. These statements are based on my views of a hottie. Screw this, gf gots to go, I need me an Asian, tired of this Russian one.

Stopped in here and you fukkers must have been overwhelming Tina, because she acted like a complete bish. She didn't respond to a single thing I said and ignored how I asked her to do the massage. Did undraped on back, but no teasing. Yanked my hands to the side of the table when I touched the back of her legs, and stood at a distance the rest of the time. On the flip she said "10 minutes left, you want face massage?" I said no so she rubbed my chest for about 3 minutes. Using about a gallon of oil. Then left to get the towel. Afterwards, I checked the clock and had been there about 50 minutes, got dressed, walked past the desk as I set the house fee down and walked out. She was about to say something (probably about the tip) but I was already halfway to the door. Fuck this place and fuck her. She ain't that hot.

**JWSouth** · 01-29-16 18:24

Originally Posted by JoneseyJones [View Original Post]

I agree with night. If I were new, I'd just read the last ten pages and I'd have my answer.

With the wealth of info here, "new" doesn't have to be synonymous with "uninformed". It's how I went from "green and clueless" to merely "green" LOL.

**Niteluvr** · 01-29-16 18:05

Originally Posted by TwistedFace [View Original Post]

I came, I came and I left (see what I did there).

I was in Atlanta for business and stopped by Tai Ji Massage near Whole Foods around 8 PM. I went in and "Sophia" greeted me. She must be in her late 40's and a bit chubby so I asked if Lena was there and she just ignored the question entirely. She left me to undress and a towel to drape with. I decided to pretend I didn't see the towel and laid on the table undraped, facing down. She came in, run her fingers over my bare body and then covered me from below my butt down.

The massage was excellent, she massaged everywhere from head to toe and everywhere in between. She even zoned in on the glutes and thighs. I was very relaxed and really enjoyed it.

On the flip she asked if it was ok to give little John a handshake, and this was when things became rather disappointing. I agreed, she lubed me up and went to work. Her technique however was non-existent. She gripped too tightly and kept pulling in all sorts of angles. In the end, I decided to DIY while she played with my 2 veg.

Overall, I can't fault her massage skills, super thorough and relaxing. Shame about the ending.

Lots of Chinese women are very mechanical in the HJ department. If you return to Atlanta, I'm sure one of us can recommend a better HJ girl.

**Knbbsi** · 01-29-16 15:20

Don't know how long this has been open. Looks close to prime soccer mom territory, but so is Massage Pro. I promised not to post names so I will say one of the former Massage Pro ladies is working here now. So, good times to be had for sure.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...mming/34563272

Live Long and Monger.

**Knbbsi** · 01-29-16 15:11

Originally Posted by Cocknballs [View Original Post]

A-fucking-Men night!! Who has a contact at the Vice Squad where we can start a fund for a targeted soccer mom raid? LOL!

I'd pay if someone can get that on camera and post it. LOL!

Live Long and Monger.

**TwistedFace** · 01-29-16 14:58

I came, I came and I left (see what I did there).

I was in Atlanta for business and stopped by Tai Ji Massage near Whole Foods around 8 PM. I went in and "Sophia" greeted me. She must be in her late 40's and a bit chubby so I asked if Lena was there and she just ignored the question entirely. She left me to undress and a towel to drape with. I decided to pretend I didn't see the towel and laid on the table undraped, facing down. She came in, run her fingers over my bare body and then covered me from below my butt down.

The massage was excellent, she massaged everywhere from head to toe and everywhere in between. She even zoned in on the glutes and thighs. I was very relaxed and really enjoyed it.

On the flip she asked if it was ok to give little John a handshake, and this was when things became rather disappointing. I agreed, she lubed me up and went to work. Her technique however was non-existent. She gripped too tightly and kept pulling in all sorts of angles. In the end, I decided to DIY while she played with my 2 veg.

Overall, I can't fault her massage skills, super thorough and relaxing. Shame about the ending.

**AmitheOnlyWoma** · 01-29-16 12:54

LOL- good luck with that one.

Originally Posted by GameCockToo [View Original Post]

I was going to suggest Massage Envy as well.

**Niteluvr** · 01-29-16 12:49

Originally Posted by Member#2227 [View Original Post]

There is something wrong with her setup. I'm sure it's not a sting because it's been around forever. I really wanted to see her as that picture drives me wild. I emailed to set up an appointment and she was odd about things. Tried to get me to commit, in writing, on whether or not I was coming in for a straight massage or a happy ending massage and give a business email.

Reply:

Why does it matter which massage I want in advance? Plus why is a business email necessary? I specifically picked your ad because you seemed legit and you come across like a cop looking for evidence.

From: Quality Massage <massagetherapyXXX@XXX.com .

To:

Sent: Friday, May 1, 2015 12:06 PM.

Take a look at my site and let me know what type massage you would like for 90 mins. Also please confirm from a business email account with a cell # to reserve that time. I won't reply to that email and I will send my appointment information to this email address. Thanks and I look forward to meeting you!

1st Class Massage .

http://1stclassmassage.********.com

Yes, that is flaky. I had an appointment with her but ultimately cancelled. She didn't put me through that. Probably bad hair day.

**AmitheOnlyWoma** · 01-29-16 12:47

Can somebody tell me what the difference is between a Chinese or an Asian massage parlor?

**Member #2227** · 01-29-16 12:39

There is something wrong with her setup. I'm sure it's not a sting because it's been around forever. I really wanted to see her as that picture drives me wild. I emailed to set up an appointment and she was odd about things. Tried to get me to commit, in writing, on whether or not I was coming in for a straight massage or a happy ending massage and give a business email.

Reply:

Why does it matter which massage I want in advance? Plus why is a business email necessary? I specifically picked your ad because you seemed legit and you come across like a cop looking for evidence.

From: Quality Massage <massagetherapyXXX@XXX.com .

To:

Sent: Friday, May 1, 2015 12:06 PM.

Take a look at my site and let me know what type massage you would like for 90 mins. Also please confirm from a business email account with a cell # to reserve that time. I won't reply to that email and I will send my appointment information to this email address. Thanks and I look forward to meeting you!

1st Class Massage .

http://1stclassmassage.********.com

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Guess it wasn't a typo. She wants $200/ hr. Ouch.

**Niteluvr** · 01-29-16 11:54

Originally Posted by AcWorthDude [View Original Post]

Try massage envy. You have to just start grabbing her ass then place her hand on on your sick and say earn your tip trick. She may act like she dosent want to, but be persistent.

Good one Acworth!

**Member #5564** · 01-29-16 11:39

Originally Posted by JWSouth [View Original Post]

Ha some of us still are! *raises hand*.

I agree with night. If I were new, I'd just read the last ten pages and I'd have my answer.

**Droid X** · 01-29-16 10:43

Originally Posted by JWSouth [View Original Post]

Went by tonight. Typical setup, small front room, long hallway, real doors tho. Only saw two girls working, front desk girl and the one that actually gave me my massage. Didn't seem super busy, but there was at least one other guy there. Front desk girl took me to my room, popped out for me to strip, then came back in and said she was going to be my masseuse. 2 minutes later, she pops back out telling me that "her appointment was here another girl come". Sure enough, the second girl shows up. Decent looking but her entire English vocabulary was "no english" LOL. So yeah, no comms at all makes things rough. I got the 1 hr for $40 "grand opening" special (skipped the shower tho so I can't comment on that) and she did a good enough job. Worked all the way up and down 4 times. After flip, worked arms, light chest touch, some good psoas work. Which had potential for upgrades but things just weren't clicking with me and her, so nothing developed. She was all bored / business, which is a shame cause I think there was a decent set o' sees hiding under her top. Also: it was freeeeezing in the room. Wth massage places? We're fucking naked in here! - and (alas) no heated table / pad. I might have change my username to GimmeHeat or similar.

Out for house $40 plus $5 tip for a solid massage with no unfulfilled teasing. I'll go back because the rate is pretty solid for a 1 hr and my newbie gut tells me there miiiight be a shot at upgrades.

Will be interesting to hear a report from you old pros tho. Oh, and if you do go, tell them: JW says turn up the damn heat (literally and figuratively)!

I went yesterday around 10:30 am, and they asked me to come back later because the heat wasn't working. I came back an hour later and the HVAC guy was still working on it. Definitely make sure the heat is working. It was frigid in there.

**JWSouth** · 01-29-16 10:12

Originally Posted by Cocknballs [View Original Post]

Cmon guys, be nice. We were all newbs once LOL.

Ha some of us still are! *raises hand*.

**Cocknballs** · 01-29-16 09:08

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

I would love to see an arrest at one of the CAMPs in Alpharetta where it's a soccer mom getting extras. That would be fuckin' priceless and could potentially shut them up in town hall meetings.

A-fucking-Men night!! Who has a contact at the Vice Squad where we can start a fund for a targeted soccer mom raid? LOL!