Massage Parlor Reports

[TenShouxvi]

I'm in the Long Beach region but go to LA often for fun. Anyone know in either cities Parlors that are open late, later than 10 pm.

[The Architect]

Went last night right before closing. Correct me if I'm wrong, but seems like things have been changing around there. On the flip she (didn't' get her name, mistake in retrospect) didn't want to suck it. Had to convince her to do it. She left and came back with saran-wrap. I was trying to get it bare, because that's what the do there, right? No dice. I guess its a YMMV type deal there now.

[Member #5014]

No problems I've heard of. They have some smoking hot girls working there.

Yeah, they're hot alright.

[Member #5014]

Is that this one?

http://longbeach.backpage.com/BodyRu...06-22/43023655

Yes, that's the place.

[KimDdoim]

Hey Kimd,

I am sure time heals all wounds, right?

I remember when I was your age my standards were pretty high but as you know at 2:00 am when the hormones kick in those standards start dropping quite fast.

I still remember going to an after hours joint when the club I was in shut down, I met a gal that I swore was at least an 8 in the hotness scale.

Well we ended going to her place and having the fun until we both fell sleep.

Next day she wakes me up with "Papi what do you want for breakfast", at this time we were both still in bed and there was some sun light coming thru the window and it was then that I noticed this blinding light coming from one of her gold tooth and saw my hot 8 gal downgraded all the way down to a 5, LOL.

So, don't feel too bad about the grandma that gave you the HJ, I'm pretty sure you will laugh it off with your buddies in the years ahead.

And remember even though you still haven't thought about it one day you'll be 60 yourself!

Mondo.

Would you say having sex with a young but ugly / fat chick is more regretful than getting a handy from an old woman?

Not sure if I'm overreacting over a handjob, but damn, that was one of the worst experiences of my life. Never doing drugs again.

[Mondo72]

Man, I'm mid 20's and ended up getting a HE from a woman around 60 years old of age. She was relatively good looking for her age, not fat or ugly anything, but she was just way too old. Not exaggerating when I say I've been traumatized by the experience. The HJ itself were good but I just can't stomach the fact that I got a HJ from such an old woman.

How common are experiences like this? Not sure how I can get over this trauma.

Hey Kimd,

I am sure time heals all wounds, right?

I remember when I was your age my standards were pretty high but as you know at 2:00 am when the hormones kick in those standards start dropping quite fast.

I still remember going to an after hours joint when the club I was in shut down, I met a gal that I swore was at least an 8 in the hotness scale.

Well we ended going to her place and having the fun until we both fell sleep.

Next day she wakes me up with "Papi what do you want for breakfast", at this time we were both still in bed and there was some sun light coming thru the window and it was then that I noticed this blinding light coming from one of her gold tooth and saw my hot 8 gal downgraded all the way down to a 5, LOL.

So, don't feel too bad about the grandma that gave you the HJ, I'm pretty sure you will laugh it off with your buddies in the years ahead.

And remember even though you still haven't thought about it one day you'll be 60 yourself!

Mondo.

[AlexYummy187]

Swung by Friday evening and noticed one too many squad cars (3) and uniformed cops (6) in the lot where this joint is at thinking it got raided, but those bastards were just dining in the restaurant right next to it. Decided not to take any chances and just drove out. Hopefully they don't raid this place.

Is that this one?

http://longbeach.backpage.com/BodyRu...06-22/43023655

[KimDdoim]

Thanks Mondo, Bella sounds awesome.

East Hollywood is a little far for me, but I know it seems to be an epicenter of massage talent and AMPs are younger there in my several times when I have ventured. In West LA to LAX, the massage scene seems to be more frustrating here and leading me back to hx LOL. But I certainly am open and very much welcome wise guidance.

I appreciate your comments on age relativity, I'm early middle age. I wouldn't mind 40+ provider who gives great massage and happy endings, but I find it so weird that the ancients give both the lackluster massage and bad happy ending.

Man, I'm mid 20's and ended up getting a HE from a woman around 60 years old of age. She was relatively good looking for her age, not fat or ugly anything, but she was just way too old. Not exaggerating when I say I've been traumatized by the experience. The HJ itself were good but I just can't stomach the fact that I got a HJ from such an old woman.

How common are experiences like this? Not sure how I can get over this trauma.

[SeanTime53]

Hey ST 53.

I read your post and I know how it is. I take it you are on the younger side.

Thing is on this site a lot of us mongers are on the older side.

So, what might seem old and not acceptable for your taste might be just fine for an older monger.

I agree and it would be a great idea to have a thread about providers age for us to post about.

I for one when posting give out info on an approximate age of the provider I'm posting about, since I know older providers are not what some mongers here look for.

Maybe you can start a new thread about provider's age and it would take off, like I mentioned before I think it's a good idea although sometimes with Asian women it's hard to tell an approximate age.

BTW, since you ask about a HE with a young provider, read my post about Bella.

She told me she's 26 and I believe her and she provides a sensual HE / HJ.

Mondo.

Thanks Mondo, Bella sounds awesome.

East Hollywood is a little far for me, but I know it seems to be an epicenter of massage talent and AMPs are younger there in my several times when I have ventured. In West LA to LAX, the massage scene seems to be more frustrating here and leading me back to hx LOL. But I certainly am open and very much welcome wise guidance.

I appreciate your comments on age relativity, I'm early middle age. I wouldn't mind 40+ provider who gives great massage and happy endings, but I find it so weird that the ancients give both the lackluster massage and bad happy ending.

[SeanTime53]

Was that the upstairs place? Because I had a super hottie a couple months back at the downstairs place. (reported in Santa Monica forum).

Hey Willie23,

It was at the one story building across from WF, but a hottie nearby sounds awesome. Please pm at your convenience.

Thanks,

Sean.

[The Tall Man]

Thank you Tall Man.

Sorry I forgot: How about the ages and are the girls asians? What's the looks?

Appreciate your help.

Well from about 15 of my visits there over the past 2. 5 years 80% were Asians in the 28 to 35 yo range and the other have been white girls about 25 to 30 yo. Hope this helps, so just go try and you might be pleasantly surprised.

The Tall Man.

[Wicked1]

Swung by Friday evening and noticed one too many squad cars (3) and uniformed cops (6) in the lot where this joint is at thinking it got raided, but those bastards were just dining in the restaurant right next to it. Decided not to take any chances and just drove out. Hopefully they don't raid this place.

No problems I've heard of. They have some smoking hot girls working there.

[Bbbjcifcim]

Well September 2015 was that last visit I had at HT but if I recall the standard. 50 to enter and 1. 0 to the girl. Depending on the day of week the choice is limited to 2 or 3 at most girls, IMHO however every time I have visited over the past 2. 5 years has left me satisfied.

The Tall Man.

Thank you Tall Man.

Sorry I forgot: How about the ages and are the girls asians? What's the looks?

Appreciate your help.

[Mondo72]

Thanks for the laughs, that was the best comedy report I've seen in years. La AMPs are retirement home shows 70% of the time, and we should all take such care to write up these tragic comedies more often. Maybe someone can create an ancients and youth map so we can chart where the under 35 year olds might work.

This week I also visited an AMP / dinosaur retirement home near pricey organics on lincoln, had a session with a retiree, breath could have passed for a corpse, hands were lizard like, and throughout I alternated thinking about how dirty everything was and how sad humans are. This sadness was despite the fact that I walked in after a great day. Once again, a mediocre regular massage and self finish would have been way better.

I especially welcome and would appreciate any tips on decent massages with HE from under 35 year olds!

Hey ST 53.

I read your post and I know how it is. I take it you are on the younger side.

Thing is on this site a lot of us mongers are on the older side.

So, what might seem old and not acceptable for your taste might be just fine for an older monger.

I agree and it would be a great idea to have a thread about providers age for us to post about.

I for one when posting give out info on an approximate age of the provider I'm posting about, since I know older providers are not what some mongers here look for.

Maybe you can start a new thread about provider's age and it would take off, like I mentioned before I think it's a good idea although sometimes with Asian women it's hard to tell an approximate age.

BTW, since you ask about a HE with a young provider, read my post about Bella.

She told me she's 26 and I believe her and she provides a sensual HE / HJ.

Mondo.

[Stickens]

I especially welcome and would appreciate any tips on decent massages with HE from under 35 year olds!

I'm still fairly new to this, but I did get pretty lucky at a Thai place near Hollywood. Massage was amazing, masseuse was very cute and friendly. She may have been 19, with a funky hair color. She asked $. 6 for a HE, and I obliged because the massage was great, she drew out the HE by stopping and starting, and the look of accomplishment and satisfaction on her face after was delightful.