Massage Parlor Reports

[Stickens]

I especially welcome and would appreciate any tips on decent massages with HE from under 35 year olds!

I'm still fairly new to this, but I did get pretty lucky at a Thai place near Hollywood. Massage was amazing, masseuse was very cute and friendly. She may have been 19, with a funky hair color. She asked $. 6 for a HE, and I obliged because the massage was great, she drew out the HE by stopping and starting, and the look of accomplishment and satisfaction on her face after was delightful.

[Willie23]

Thanks for the laughs, that was the best comedy report I've seen in years. La AMPs are retirement home shows 70% of the time, and we should all take such care to write up these tragic comedies more often. Maybe someone can create an ancients and youth map so we can chart where the under 35 year olds might work.

This week I also visited an AMP / dinosaur retirement home near pricey organics on lincoln, had a session with a retiree, breath could have passed for a corpse, hands were lizard like, and throughout I alternated thinking about how dirty everything was and how sad humans are. This sadness was despite the fact that I walked in after a great day. Once again, a mediocre regular massage and self finish would have been way better.

I especially welcome and would appreciate any tips on decent massages with HE from under 35 year olds!

Was that the upstairs place? Because I had a super hottie a couple months back at the downstairs place. (reported in Santa Monica forum).

[SeanTime53]

Thanks for the laughs, that was the best comedy report I've seen in years. La AMPs are retirement home shows 70% of the time, and we should all take such care to write up these tragic comedies more often. Maybe someone can create an ancients and youth map so we can chart where the under 35 year olds might work.

This week I also visited an AMP / dinosaur retirement home near pricey organics on lincoln, had a session with a retiree, breath could have passed for a corpse, hands were lizard like, and throughout I alternated thinking about how dirty everything was and how sad humans are. This sadness was despite the fact that I walked in after a great day. Once again, a mediocre regular massage and self finish would have been way better.

I especially welcome and would appreciate any tips on decent massages with HE from under 35 year olds!

Haven't posted too much, forgive me if this is too explicit.

I've had some luck at the old location, HE on my first visit, and CBJ the second, and both times I saw a gorgeous, young, slightly chubby Korean girl that I was very interested in seeing. Their backpage ad says "we moved," so I figured it was up to me to follow.

New space is way better. At the old location, you pretty much had to walk through a cell phone store while trying not to make eye contact with the workers before you can open the door into a tiny back room. At this location, Mamasan took my hand and made the giggling noises they tend to make, as she walked me to my room. Massage was $. 4 which I paid up front.

I stripped down, got on the table and waited. Then mamasan walked in, and I heard the sad trombone from the price is right. She's a nice enough lady, but for me to even get the vibe that she was 60, meant she was probably closer to 70. The massage was pretty poor. It didn't hurt or anything, but it was more like an oily backrub than anything else. She did take her time, which I guess was nice.

I just wasn't feeling it at all. On the flip, I started asking if it would be possible to get a 4 hand. Like please bring in another girl, preferably half your age, so we can make some magic. No luck. She just kind of grabbed Mr. Floppy who may as well have been in a coma.

As much as I wasn't into it, and told myself before not to buy any extras unless she was hot, it's kinda hard when you're naked and a woman's got her hand on your junk. Finally she said for $1 I give you BJ.

F it. I say. Why not? I hand her the dough and it's off to the races. She straight up attacked it. Good depth, and no cover, but she was going faster than I wanted. I grabbed her head with both hands to slow her down, but she couldn't take the instruction. Alright you want this to be over quick, I can help you out. I took a stronger grip, and proceeded to jackhammer her face. She took it like a champ. I don't think you can make it as long as she has without knowing how to handle a rough BJ.

Finished up, she brought me a hot towel and I cleaned up and left.

All in all, it was $1. 5 (I didn't ask for my change from the. 4 massage) for an aggressive BBJ with CIM from a relatively good looking, if ancient Chinese lady. I didn't feel rushed, but if I went back, I'd probably ask for someone else. Maybe it's better if you call to set up an appointment.

[The Tall Man]

Any hint about the cost and the choice of WL?

Thanks.

Well September 2015 was that last visit I had at HT but if I recall the standard. 50 to enter and 1. 0 to the girl. Depending on the day of week the choice is limited to 2 or 3 at most girls, IMHO however every time I have visited over the past 2. 5 years has left me satisfied.

The Tall Man.

[Dokkebi]

Aside from west therapy, there arent many establishments that offer those services as a matter of store policy. You can get those services potentially at any FS location, but those services are usually incurred through multiple visits and building rapport with certain girls. But if you're after something a little more than just the whambamthankyouma'am, you should look for a good aamp girl, which usually come with a premium, typically at least $250 for the hour.

Agree. Wish WH had not closed down but the girls there were the best. For the most part they were more than willing to provide the true GFE. Forget the name of the gal worked at WH, but the girl w / all the tattoos was the best I've had. Don't know where she was off to after WH closed down.

[Member #5014]

Swung by Friday evening and noticed one too many squad cars (3) and uniformed cops (6) in the lot where this joint is at thinking it got raided, but those bastards were just dining in the restaurant right next to it. Decided not to take any chances and just drove out. Hopefully they don't raid this place.

[RyanPizone]

Long time lurker and monger. First post.

Hit up Sakura on SM late night on a Friday or Saturday. On a really busy street but discreet parking on back. Was met by Mamasan at front door thought of leaving since she was a bit older. Decided, fuck it let's see what happens. $50 to grandma and was shown to a room. Few minutes later a hot ass kgirl walks in. Tight body, super short skirt and heels on. She begins a really bad massage. Eventually climbs on top of the bed, sit on my back and begins rubbing her pussy on my back. I thoguht, that's enough. Turned around. She asked what I was looking for, opted for BJ, she grabbed the CBJ and went to town. Unfortunately I was carrying a loaded gun and busted in a matter of 2 minutes, can't really say if the BJ was good or not. I was just too quick. I was hoping for another pop since no more than 15 minutes had passed. She took rubber off, cleaned me up and left. Came back shortly after for a very lame massage and that was it. In all I have to say she was pretty hot so I would go back and hope to last a bit longer to truly evaluate her skills. 80 Tip.

[Bbbjcifcim]

Try HT Accu on Hawthrorne Blvd right off the 105 freeway and you will find exactly what your looking for. Look it up on Back Page for directions.

Have fun!

The Tall Man.

Any hint about the cost and the choice of WL?

Thanks.

[Stickens]

Haven't posted too much, forgive me if this is too explicit.

I've had some luck at the old location, HE on my first visit, and CBJ the second, and both times I saw a gorgeous, young, slightly chubby Korean girl that I was very interested in seeing. Their backpage ad says "we moved," so I figured it was up to me to follow.

New space is way better. At the old location, you pretty much had to walk through a cell phone store while trying not to make eye contact with the workers before you can open the door into a tiny back room. At this location, Mamasan took my hand and made the giggling noises they tend to make, as she walked me to my room. Massage was $. 4 which I paid up front.

I stripped down, got on the table and waited. Then mamasan walked in, and I heard the sad trombone from the price is right. She's a nice enough lady, but for me to even get the vibe that she was 60, meant she was probably closer to 70. The massage was pretty poor. It didn't hurt or anything, but it was more like an oily backrub than anything else. She did take her time, which I guess was nice.

I just wasn't feeling it at all. On the flip, I started asking if it would be possible to get a 4 hand. Like please bring in another girl, preferably half your age, so we can make some magic. No luck. She just kind of grabbed Mr. Floppy who may as well have been in a coma.

As much as I wasn't into it, and told myself before not to buy any extras unless she was hot, it's kinda hard when you're naked and a woman's got her hand on your junk. Finally she said for $1 I give you BJ.

F it. I say. Why not? I hand her the dough and it's off to the races. She straight up attacked it. Good depth, and no cover, but she was going faster than I wanted. I grabbed her head with both hands to slow her down, but she couldn't take the instruction. Alright you want this to be over quick, I can help you out. I took a stronger grip, and proceeded to jackhammer her face. She took it like a champ. I don't think you can make it as long as she has without knowing how to handle a rough BJ.

Finished up, she brought me a hot towel and I cleaned up and left.

All in all, it was $1. 5 (I didn't ask for my change from the. 4 massage) for an aggressive BBJ with CIM from a relatively good looking, if ancient Chinese lady. I didn't feel rushed, but if I went back, I'd probably ask for someone else. Maybe it's better if you call to set up an appointment.

[SoulBoy01]

My question to those in the know is: What percentage of them, assuming there are some, provide some sort of GFE? If I'm driving that far tomorrow, I'd like to know that at the very least I can get BBBJ, DATY and hopefully DFK. If not, I'll just stay local.

Thanks in advance.

Aside from west therapy, there arent many establishments that offer those services as a matter of store policy. You can get those services potentially at any FS location, but those services are usually incurred through multiple visits and building rapport with certain girls. But if you're after something a little more than just the whambamthankyouma'am, you should look for a good aamp girl, which usually come with a premium, typically at least $250 for the hour.

[Redav]

Not sure if this counts as TOFTF or not. I only read through about 3 or 4 pages.

Very upset, at myself and the establishment. Usually I'm skilled at not being suckered in for nothing.

First, I was talked into 4 hands. Usually, I think this is a bad move by itself, but it sounded so good. Providers were a 5, and a 7. The 7 had amazing eyes.

The massage started out really bad, even by AMP standards. They were disinterested, chatting and laughing in Chinese.

It got better. The 7 kept making eyes at me, and stole several kisses. I actually thought there might have been a connection there, and I'm experienced enough to know when it's part of the act. Could be that the act was just better? I am honestly not sure.

Then, they asked me something. Couldn't understand at first, but she repeated it. "Extras. " Yes. I paid, and then found I'd paid for a skin scrub. That ended in a table shower, which was playful, but nothing more than a tease.

Got back to the room with the 7. She asked if I wanted get to massage my front. I tipped again, and this became a 4 hand light massage with no happiness. The 7 said she'd finish in my hotel room.

If have taken her up on it, but my hotel was 2 at #ing hours away. But she wouldn't finish there.

When I left the mamasan asked if I'd lIke to tip. No. I'd already tipped twice, thank you very much.

[Adm888]

Visited friends in the area and checked out this place out finally. For some reason I expected younger workers but only saw GMILFS. Room was big but there are some holes in the wall near the ceiling so not totally private.

Decent massage pre and post HE. I had easy access to some saggy bee cups too. She was ok with DATO but wanted more tip.

Gave me the pouty face when I gave the standard but that doesn't work when you get past a certain age.

[Snuggle Bunny]

When I lived here I loved this town for its AMP and street walkers. I had my pick of beautiful young women that needed help with their college tuition. I moved away for a decade and all my favorite parlors either closed or went legit. Freaking Hollywood got cleaned up too. I'd almost given up on Los Angeles in the 2000's since I couldn't find any satisfaction.

Well, baby LA is back with a vengeance! Every parlor I visited while here paid out well. Better than well since all the girls were damn fine, tight, and into their man. All the parlors I visited were Latina dominate. I even got some personal OTC from a young, hot Columbian goddess. I guess she liked my look too or she wouldn't have invited me to her place for some late night fun.

This town has spoiled me in the few days I've been here. Now I have to fly back to the old, fat, meth head, trolls of the southeast. There are a few diamonds out there but nothing like the cornucopia of providers here. I will be stacking my chips to get back out here before vice shuts it all down again. Great times.

Be grateful for what you have here, guys. It could be worse, nonexistent, and or more expensive. I paid the same cost here, in one case not at all, as I do back home and that's saying a lot. I thought I might have to pay Vegas prices but was pleasantly surprised to the contrary.

Be safe out there.

[Ben2020]

Suggest you read through forum. Lots of good intel. Come on man, do some research.

You'll also see that any noobie asking for info w / o offering any is going to get slammed.

Alrighty, noted.

[Fit83]

Paid a visit to Gigi Spa in Mid-City. Took the 1/2 hour for $40.00. Lady said there was a special. Was shown two spanish chicks. Chose Jackie. Cuban / American girl, the type you might see in a rap video. Big breasts and ass, wearing a skimpy mini skirt with no panties. She got down to business right away, got naked and laid up on the massage table with her legs spread open. Let me lick on her pussy, and all over her body but no fingers. Really got into it, she didn't seem mechanical at all which makes a big difference. Tipped her $80.00 for massage / CBJ. Good times. YMMV as always.