Massage Parlor Reports

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I am no spring chicken. I will say this talk of old ladies being better because of experience is very noble. It wasn't that many years ago that we all would have laughed at such nonsense. Non of today's providers hold a candle to the girls of HWC or Kinja. Some of you remember the good times. It just went to crap. The young girls used to be top notch in service.

I agree that years ago we may have laughed at the nonsense of older ladies are mostly a better experience but you have to agree that the outlet is different for those girls. The younger hotter sexier ones most likely are recruited to the agencies IMHO. Years ago, yes, the young ones were hard to beat. The anticipation of the line up, seeing each girl and have them flirt trying to be the one who gets picked. Then the service was a lot more than what we call the standard NoVa. HWC and Kinja are gone and so is the line, now it's first come first serve or if you are lucky enough to actually get who tried to make an appointment with. Don't get me wrong, the game is still fun but with the introduction of agencies in the past years, the talent has shifted and they are playing another game. As for me, I embrace it all. My 2 cents.

Have fun, stay safe.

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[Skooby]

Were you looking at this add:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/The...-nova/18002532

This is the link I use to dream about Vicky, but her name is no longer in the add and the phone number is different. The provider pictured is also different. The text of the add is the same. The Vicky I dreamed of had a slim build, on the short side.

Tempus fugit memento mori.

Yep, that's the one. Thanks.

[OldBoomer]

I can't really tell by the photo in her ad. What type of build does Vicky have?

Were you looking at this add:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/The...-nova/18002532

This is the link I use to dream about Vicky, but her name is no longer in the add and the phone number is different. The provider pictured is also different. The text of the add is the same. The Vicky I dreamed of had a slim build, on the short side.

Tempus fugit memento mori.

[Skooby]

I recently had a nice dream about Vicky. In the dream, she had a very nice place that was clean and spacious. Very good massage skills and there was a lot of happiness. A lot of happiness. Not young and limited menu, but IMHO much better than any AMP I have dreamed about for similar roses.

I can't really tell by the photo in her ad. What type of build does Vicky have?

[OldPilot71]

I will be visiting the area, and about the only ad I see nearby is for Rt 1 Potomac Therapy. Latest review notes standard nova ending. Can you guys help a visiting monger out with the local terms?

Standard house fee? HE only, or FS available? Damages (rates)? Any good provider there? Lastly, is there a different (better) place to go that doesn't advertise on BP?

Any info appreciated.

SG.

Quick report since I am on mobile. I've been there several times, always in the afternoon on a weekday. Pretty clean overall with private massage rooms. . 6 for 45 min or. 8 for hour. No FS so far, but I've gotten the vibe from one provider that it may be possible on a follow up visit. Mediocre massage with plenty of teasing. After the flip they ask how much tip. . 4 gets HE, . 6 gets the top dropped and. 8 gets full nude. Plenty of nursing and roaming allowed. Enjoy!

[Slate Gravel]

I will be visiting the area, and about the only ad I see nearby is for Rt 1 Potomac Therapy. Latest review notes standard nova ending. Can you guys help a visiting monger out with the local terms?

Standard house fee? HE only, or FS available? Damages (rates)? Any good provider there? Lastly, is there a different (better) place to go that doesn't advertise on BP?

Any info appreciated.

SG.

[OldBoomer]

Both 40+ and both provide both a good massage experience and a nice finish at a decent price. Their menus are definitely not as expansive as someone like Nurse JJ so, if that's what you're looking for, these two won't fit the bill.

Ms. Virginia:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/The...-1006/15896876

Vicky (Fairfax):

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/The...-nova/18002532

I recently had a nice dream about Vicky. In the dream, she had a very nice place that was clean and spacious. Very good massage skills and there was a lot of happiness. A lot of happiness. Not young and limited menu, but IMHO much better than any AMP I have dreamed about for similar roses.

[OneHitWonders]

Stopped by today to get a massage at Franconia Wellness. Was introduced to April. All I can is Wow! Yes Wow! Worth Repeating Yes Wow! The Best Massage Experience from beginning to end! I will return again and again to see April. Highly recommended! I'm sure you'll agree. MUST SEE April!!

[BuckshotWatson]

Typical NOVA BS implies limited to no services, fully clothed, for 140-180 an hour (including tip), from someone 40+ years old....

A guy I know has had pretty good service at several NOVA spas in that price range (which includes the house fee) with therapists who are less than 40 year old (or at least are pre-menopausal) with nice figures (and willing to show them), cute faces and fun personalities. Maybe he's gotten lucky, or wins them over with his rakish good looks and sparkling personality (doubtful), but he seems pretty satisfied with his NOVA experiences.

His "secret" is be nice, smell nice and lower your voice. I have been in more than one massage room when some jagov calls with rude, persistent questions, crude insinuations, and overall coarse behavior. That doesn't get you very far.

[Big Daddy Don]

I am no spring chicken. I will say this talk of old ladies being better because of experience is very noble. It wasn't that many years ago that we all would have laughed at such nonsense. Non of today's providers hold a candle to the girls of HWC or Kinja. Some of you remember the good times. It just went to crap. The young girls used to be top notch in service.

[OldBoomer]

Maybe they are younger than 40-50 at Mei and other locations nearby, but not much. The boards around DC have a tendency to underestimate the age of therapists by on average 10 years for a number of reasons.

Typical NOVA BS implies limited to no services, fully clothed, for 140-180 an hour (including tip), from someone 40+ years old, usually closer to 45-50 and with a just a hint of "more later" (but nothing will ever be offered). You're generally shorted at least 10 and as many as 25 minutes, the massage is fine but never amazing and there is typically an upsell for essentially nothing. When all or nearly all of the market is this, it's not good.

The market deteriorating if why you see so many 4-5 ratings for places that wouldn't get a 2 just 10 years ago or wouldn't get a 1 compared with better cities.

Without the experience of a senior member, I can only pine for what was. My limited experience only goes back several months. With one exception, all providers in my dreams have been over 40. However, I never dream more than a. 4 roses tip. All these dreams include at least a NOVA finish. In the dream with the one younger provider, good service took a bit of cajoling. While we both left the dream satisfied, it will not be repeated. Who wants to cajole, especially in a dream. Some of my dreams have ended early. However, if I state up front that the full hour is expected, it has been delivered. For me, I like to more experienced dream provider. Still, I can see how an experience senior member could be disappointed compared to the past.

[Xsham]

Maybe they are younger than 40-50 at Mei and other locations nearby, but not much. The boards around DC have a tendency to underestimate the age of therapists by on average 10 years for a number of reasons.

Typical NOVA BS implies limited to no services, fully clothed, for 140-180 an hour (including tip), from someone 40+ years old, usually closer to 45-50 and with a just a hint of "more later" (but nothing will ever be offered). You're generally shorted at least 10 and as many as 25 minutes, the massage is fine but never amazing and there is typically an upsell for essentially nothing. When all or nearly all of the market is this, it's not good.

The market deteriorating if why you see so many 4-5 ratings for places that wouldn't get a 2 just 10 years ago or wouldn't get a 1 compared with better cities.

[Krakatoa]

I've posted in the Charlotte forum about an ad that was posted in the escort section, but it was offering bodyrubs. I was just as disappointed as you were back then. But the older I get, the more I learn how to adjust to this new computer world. I recently went here and everything I expected happened. The lady I had was flirty and probably pushing 50 too. But it was a cute 50! I don't deal with the young girls anymore when I'm actually looking for a real massage. Regardless of what any of you mongers under 50 thinks, older mature women is the best way to go when you're looking for a real massage. That's just my experience.

I don't know what the typical NOVA Bs is being I'm not from here, but I usually try to write my negative posts with a YMMV. What was bad for a lot of mongers in Charlotte worked out perfect for me; that's where the YMMV comes in at. I didn't go looking for FS, I wasn't trying to get her clothes off, I wasn't looking for girls barely out of the teenage years, I went for the basic and that's what I got. I was satisfied and plan on repeating until I get the urge to, as we say in NC, Upgrade. Then, I'll branch out. I hate Jim had a bad experience, but mines was basic and to the point; however, that's exactly what I was looking for.

I too had to find out for myself, and I had a similar experience. I hadn't been to Mei in a long time. They used to actually have younger women. But I drew Anna, and yes she was over 40 but she had a great attitude, never mentioned a tip, didn't interrogate me, gave me a nice massage, and, yes, a standard NoVa ending. So, with the appropriate expectations, this was a positive AMP experience. But the OP was right-they have no buiness advertising in the escort section.

[Bobby D53]

You can find the add under ESORTS! On Backpage. The post promise a young line up of girls in their 20's with sexy pics with Asian girls in thongs, well I'm stupid and fell for this add and headed out.

Typical NOVA Bs. If the girls at this place are only 20 something, then I'm a toddler. Huge wast of time and warning others to not make same mistake.

My girl was pushing 50 and yes she was flirty, but she was old and just was so disappointed in my decision, I don't get to monger much and try to make them special.

No clothing removed and only allow rubbing otc. Standard lame nova finished.

I'm a fool and can only blame myself, I still try to live the good old days and think I'll have a young sexy girl that gives FS. Those days are done.

I've posted in the Charlotte forum about an ad that was posted in the escort section, but it was offering bodyrubs. I was just as disappointed as you were back then. But the older I get, the more I learn how to adjust to this new computer world. I recently went here and everything I expected happened. The lady I had was flirty and probably pushing 50 too. But it was a cute 50! I don't deal with the young girls anymore when I'm actually looking for a real massage. Regardless of what any of you mongers under 50 thinks, older mature women is the best way to go when you're looking for a real massage. That's just my experience.

I don't know what the typical NOVA Bs is being I'm not from here, but I usually try to write my negative posts with a YMMV. What was bad for a lot of mongers in Charlotte worked out perfect for me; that's where the YMMV comes in at. I didn't go looking for FS, I wasn't trying to get her clothes off, I wasn't looking for girls barely out of the teenage years, I went for the basic and that's what I got. I was satisfied and plan on repeating until I get the urge to, as we say in NC, Upgrade. Then, I'll branch out. I hate Jim had a bad experience, but mines was basic and to the point; however, that's exactly what I was looking for.

[Yoyo Spa]

ANY INFO ON EDEN MODELS IN TYSONS CORNER?

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ho...er-va/13749987

Andy,

I see you're new here so I'll throw you a bone on the first question. If you want more answers you'll need to collect some experiences and share with others here.

EdenModels provides Sensual Body Rub and Private Viewing. A sensual bodyrub may feel arousing but won't be particularly therapeutic. A good local AMP will give you a better rubdown (by an older provider). For private viewing think stripper giving a private dance or champagne room. And remember: there's no sex in the champagne room.

Will the provider be young and attractive? Yes and most likely. Particularly compared to local AMPs. You're hoping for free-spirited coed (quite possible) but you might end up with young single mom (not bad).

Will there be "extras"? She may help you relieve some stress but remember: there's no sex in the champagne room.

Should I tip? AMP prices are fee + tip (say 80+40 for 60). PV prices are all inclusive (120 for 30). If you are new to this scene I recommend booking a 30 min session. This agency won't rip you off and it's not much you're risking. If you really dig the provider and book again you might choose a 60 min session in hopes of getting more. YMMV.

Should I write a review? Absolutely, that's what this forum is about. I'd focus on the girls' age / looks / attitude and be more circumspect on any extras.