Massage Parlor Reports

[DMichaels69]

Thanks for mentioning the tipping issue.

Tried this place out.

$65 for an hour. Massage was a solid swedish massage. The door fee was worth it just for that.

The girl looked to be in her 20's, didn't get the name, from China. Never covered, after flip, did some more massaging, then made a motion and I agreed. 4 won't do it for a standard, I also don't bargain that hard because it kind of kills the mood. Overall, nothing to complain.

I definitely have the feeling this is a solid massage + he place. I wouldn't really expect anything beyond that but who knows with time.

This will be dangerous on my wallet, I live way too conveniently close.

[LostLarry]

On Armitage seems like a new place toftt.

I called up around 6 pm yesterday and asked if they were busy. They told me "come in Honey come now " I melt when they 'honey" me.

Parking kind of so so. Walked in and greeted by pleasant lady that looked like a schoolteacher.

She pleasantly walked me into a room. Nice clean. A few minutes later a knock and in walks Michelle a

Little chunky and cute Asian , I tell her she looks like 16 years old ....25 she says with an amazing cute laughter coming from her.

Massage was very good with all area's messaged and my hands floated around pretty good with more cute laughter

coming from her and then the usual ending, and that's all that is given from her. Tipped her well and then she mentions

that she forgot to offer me table shower while apologizing, I said next time she says next time extra time

And on the way out you get that fabulous free bottled water and escorted to the door with a hug and off you go.

Another 2 ladies work here so I will be back to try the whole herd LOL and even maybe schoolteacher herself.

So far I would repeat.

(yes I am on the prowl again since my Jessica on 19 & OP closed up shop ,she should be getting a job somewhere soon )

Tried this place out.

$65 for an hour. Massage was a solid swedish massage. The door fee was worth it just for that.

The girl looked to be in her 20's, didn't get the name, from China. Never covered, after flip, did some more massaging, then made a motion and I agreed. 4 won't do it for a standard, I also don't bargain that hard because it kind of kills the mood. Overall, nothing to complain.

I definitely have the feeling this is a solid massage + he place. I wouldn't really expect anything beyond that but who knows with time.

This will be dangerous on my wallet, I live way too conveniently close.

[George W. Bush]

I posted on this a couple times.

Apologies for sidetracking the thread. I should have searched first, don't normally read the entire Chicago forum. As long as they don't look like Tic Tacs and I pass them out to everyone at work I'm cool.

[IlliniHoops1]

Run. Don't walk. MSOG, GFE / PSE. Best BBBJ I've ever dreamt about.

Although a bit more expensive KP on occasions will "knock it out the park" with their lineup. Now seems to be one of those times. Don't wait. As they will be replaced soon.

[Bob521]

I posted on this a couple times. Quite detailed. Search my posts and "Suhagra". I paid about $75 for 80 100 mg pills. I go through them like tic tacs. I might buy your extras, but I probably need to buy another 80. LOL.

Don't know why this post is in this thread, but there was a whole discussion of this topic under "General" I think.

Recently got an order of Suhagra-100 pills from the Indian Pharmacy. They work great, as well as, if not better than the $25 a pill blue alternative.

LOL. I wound up getting 100 tablets, more than I would use in a long time. If anyone wants a box of 4 let me know. Reasonable.

[Rxgolf]

Newbie here. Have gotten some really good info from the board and now have something to share. Had a dream about a Mirage on Pulaski.

Took a few times of calling to get this dream because I usually wait till last minute. Introduced to Natalie who is a very cute young white girl. Quoted 80/ hhr 100/ hr.

Went with hr for the "bargain". Did not require draping and was an ok massage. On flip options were given. Went with 60 he which was topless. Was kind of mechanical, with me roaming ass over her pants. Time may have actually gone a little over the hr.

She was very cute, a nice girl, but I think there is better value out there. May repeat but would not be 1st choice because of price. Will be sharing more with you guys and thanks again for all your help!

[ChicagoCane]

Got hosed on an appointment with one of my regulars, so I was in the wind looking for a backup plan in the area, and it being 9:45, was basically out of options. Not sure why everyone closes at 9, since I am often in the mood for massage between 10 and 12, but whatever. Drove past Oki on Chicago Ave, and there was a woman manning her post, so I gave it a go. Turned out she was willing to take me at 10pm for a half-hour, so I was grateful. Her name was Kiki, older but attractive. Got a standard massage, nothing special, thorough, but not especially therapeutic. Relaxing at best. For options she wanted. 60, and I thought that high, but I decided it would be ok, given her flexibility taking me after closing. Turned out she had a piston for an arm, and despite asking her to slow down a few times, she finished up faster than I would have liked. It was 10:25. Damn! You have to admire the professional mercenary at work. Anyone have knowledge of specific masseuses or menu options at OKD worth returning for? Please feel free to PM. Thanks.

I have had powerful HJ from kiki. Guy told me she sells great rim jobs-but wants tip of at least 100. Anyone know what else she sells? Please PM me. Kiki is very sexy & nice. -likes to take customers after 9 pm.

[Goodtimechicago]

Run. Don't walk. MSOG, GFE / PSE. Best BBBJ I've ever dreamt about.

FYI for those sending PM's. KP=Korean Palace. Perhaps I put in wrong place as it's an Apt service featuring massage+, not a store front AMP.

[Truthfu11]

Are there any over the counter pills that actually work? At $25 each the real thing is sadly out of my reach. Someone had mentioned finding a product at a gas station that contained a similar ingredient.

Don't know why this post is in this thread, but there was a whole discussion of this topic under "General" I think.

Recently got an order of Suhagra-100 pills from the Indian Pharmacy. They work great, as well as, if not better than the $25 a pill blue alternative.

LOL. I wound up getting 100 tablets, more than I would use in a long time. If anyone wants a box of 4 let me know. Reasonable.

[George W. Bush]

I think that my old age is finally starting to catch up to me and I need to hit the gym and pump more blue pills.

Are there any over the counter pills that actually work? At $25 each the real thing is sadly out of my reach. Someone had mentioned finding a product at a gas station that contained a similar ingredient.

[DuudeMan]

Anyone try it?

[Goodtimechicago]

Run. Don't walk. MSOG, GFE / PSE. Best BBBJ I've ever dreamt about.

[Pura Vida]

I visited again recently, . 5 hr with table shower. I got a cute little spinner who gave a pretty good rub. She let me touch the goods but when it came time for the deed, I got shut down. I was really surprised. She would only rub the boys during self service. . 2 tip.

[DaChalupa]

Just think, it takes about 30 posts to become a 'veteran', another 30 to get your own 'contacts / digits', and possibly another 30 posts to get on another mongers 'buddy' list. Ok, that's simple math, 90 massages x $100 (conservatively) = $9000. (Not including the gas to get to some of these far off the map fantasies.).

So, did you know with that money and a quarter of the time it took to reach the 'buddy' share status you could have visited a Tilted Kilt 100 times and tipped your favorite waitress handsomely each night (while making real friends at the bar) PLUS have a modest diamond ring waiting for her if she falls for you. Did you think about that yet? True man, good luck to you and all those who follow you.

So the better way to spend $9000, in your mind, is to convince your waitress that you're "the one" by leaving generous tips? I'd say that's a lot more likely to end in a restraining order than an engagement.

[Bebop60]

I got two private messages from 'regular' members (I don't mean it as a slight, I still am one) with less than 3 posts, asking for more specific / overt detail on this provider / location based on my review (s).

I am loathe to make it so easy for people who have under three posts. Especially since, although cryptic, everything you need to figure it out is in the post, if you think creatively.

I would also like to ask the advice / opinions of more senior members on what you do / how, and if, you respond when newer members with 10-15 posts (or even less) send you PMs for information. I don't wish to be rude to any new people asking me for info, but I also don't wish to give LEO any help. I do share the senior members' tendency towards discretion. Any and all advice appreciated.

What I do with my personal account (yup, I have one) if it's procedural (how do you do this?) I usually answer. If it's a request for info (know anybody good to fuck?) I just delete them and don't respond.

A2

I don't usually reply to low post # guys or most regular members who want specific info. It puts the providers and possibly my monger friends at risk. I especially look at what their posts contain. If they have been reporting their experiences, then ok, but someone with 5-20 posts which are most or all requests for info get ignored. They should read the forum (there is plenty of info on here to get laid) or contribute with reports to get their credibility along with their senior status. My 2 cents, and some change.