Massage Parlor Reports

**George W. Bush** · 03-08-15 11:32

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

I posted on this a couple times.

Apologies for sidetracking the thread. I should have searched first, don't normally read the entire Chicago forum. As long as they don't look like Tic Tacs and I pass them out to everyone at work I'm cool.

**IlliniHoops1** · 03-08-15 10:19

Originally Posted by Jefelici [View Original Post]

Run. Don't walk. MSOG, GFE / PSE. Best BBBJ I've ever dreamt about.

Although a bit more expensive KP on occasions will "knock it out the park" with their lineup. Now seems to be one of those times. Don't wait. As they will be replaced soon.

**Bob521** · 03-07-15 23:35

I posted on this a couple times. Quite detailed. Search my posts and "Suhagra". I paid about $75 for 80 100 mg pills. I go through them like tic tacs. I might buy your extras, but I probably need to buy another 80. LOL.

Originally Posted by Truthfu11 [View Original Post]

Don't know why this post is in this thread, but there was a whole discussion of this topic under "General" I think.

Recently got an order of Suhagra-100 pills from the Indian Pharmacy. They work great, as well as, if not better than the $25 a pill blue alternative.

LOL. I wound up getting 100 tablets, more than I would use in a long time. If anyone wants a box of 4 let me know. Reasonable.

**Rxgolf** · 03-07-15 22:58

Newbie here. Have gotten some really good info from the board and now have something to share. Had a dream about a Mirage on Pulaski.

Took a few times of calling to get this dream because I usually wait till last minute. Introduced to Natalie who is a very cute young white girl. Quoted 80/ hhr 100/ hr.

Went with hr for the "bargain". Did not require draping and was an ok massage. On flip options were given. Went with 60 he which was topless. Was kind of mechanical, with me roaming ass over her pants. Time may have actually gone a little over the hr.

She was very cute, a nice girl, but I think there is better value out there. May repeat but would not be 1st choice because of price. Will be sharing more with you guys and thanks again for all your help!

**ChicagoCane** · 03-07-15 20:24

Originally Posted by Ashoka [View Original Post]

Got hosed on an appointment with one of my regulars, so I was in the wind looking for a backup plan in the area, and it being 9:45, was basically out of options. Not sure why everyone closes at 9, since I am often in the mood for massage between 10 and 12, but whatever. Drove past Oki on Chicago Ave, and there was a woman manning her post, so I gave it a go. Turned out she was willing to take me at 10pm for a half-hour, so I was grateful. Her name was Kiki, older but attractive. Got a standard massage, nothing special, thorough, but not especially therapeutic. Relaxing at best. For options she wanted. 60, and I thought that high, but I decided it would be ok, given her flexibility taking me after closing. Turned out she had a piston for an arm, and despite asking her to slow down a few times, she finished up faster than I would have liked. It was 10:25. Damn! You have to admire the professional mercenary at work. Anyone have knowledge of specific masseuses or menu options at OKD worth returning for? Please feel free to PM. Thanks.

I have had powerful HJ from kiki. Guy told me she sells great rim jobs-but wants tip of at least 100. Anyone know what else she sells? Please PM me. Kiki is very sexy & nice. -likes to take customers after 9 pm.

**Goodtimechicago** · 03-07-15 16:30

Originally Posted by Jefelici [View Original Post]

Run. Don't walk. MSOG, GFE / PSE. Best BBBJ I've ever dreamt about.

FYI for those sending PM's. KP=Korean Palace. Perhaps I put in wrong place as it's an Apt service featuring massage+, not a store front AMP.

**Truthfu11** · 03-07-15 16:26

Originally Posted by GeorgeW.Bush [View Original Post]

Are there any over the counter pills that actually work? At $25 each the real thing is sadly out of my reach. Someone had mentioned finding a product at a gas station that contained a similar ingredient.

Don't know why this post is in this thread, but there was a whole discussion of this topic under "General" I think.

Recently got an order of Suhagra-100 pills from the Indian Pharmacy. They work great, as well as, if not better than the $25 a pill blue alternative.

LOL. I wound up getting 100 tablets, more than I would use in a long time. If anyone wants a box of 4 let me know. Reasonable.

**George W. Bush** · 03-07-15 11:25

Originally Posted by DrDerrick [View Original Post]

I think that my old age is finally starting to catch up to me and I need to hit the gym and pump more blue pills.

Are there any over the counter pills that actually work? At $25 each the real thing is sadly out of my reach. Someone had mentioned finding a product at a gas station that contained a similar ingredient.

**DuudeMan** · 03-06-15 21:45

Anyone try it?

**Goodtimechicago** · 03-06-15 20:02

Run. Don't walk. MSOG, GFE / PSE. Best BBBJ I've ever dreamt about.

**Pura Vida** · 03-06-15 15:27

I visited again recently, . 5 hr with table shower. I got a cute little spinner who gave a pretty good rub. She let me touch the goods but when it came time for the deed, I got shut down. I was really surprised. She would only rub the boys during self service. . 2 tip.

**DaChalupa** · 03-06-15 12:19

Originally Posted by Maithai [View Original Post]

Just think, it takes about 30 posts to become a 'veteran', another 30 to get your own 'contacts / digits', and possibly another 30 posts to get on another mongers 'buddy' list. Ok, that's simple math, 90 massages x $100 (conservatively) = $9000. (Not including the gas to get to some of these far off the map fantasies.).

So, did you know with that money and a quarter of the time it took to reach the 'buddy' share status you could have visited a Tilted Kilt 100 times and tipped your favorite waitress handsomely each night (while making real friends at the bar) PLUS have a modest diamond ring waiting for her if she falls for you. Did you think about that yet? True man, good luck to you and all those who follow you.

So the better way to spend $9000, in your mind, is to convince your waitress that you're "the one" by leaving generous tips? I'd say that's a lot more likely to end in a restraining order than an engagement.

**Bebop60** · 03-06-15 10:34

Originally Posted by IlDiavolo [View Original Post]

I got two private messages from 'regular' members (I don't mean it as a slight, I still am one) with less than 3 posts, asking for more specific / overt detail on this provider / location based on my review (s).

I am loathe to make it so easy for people who have under three posts. Especially since, although cryptic, everything you need to figure it out is in the post, if you think creatively.

I would also like to ask the advice / opinions of more senior members on what you do / how, and if, you respond when newer members with 10-15 posts (or even less) send you PMs for information. I don't wish to be rude to any new people asking me for info, but I also don't wish to give LEO any help. I do share the senior members' tendency towards discretion. Any and all advice appreciated.

What I do with my personal account (yup, I have one) if it's procedural (how do you do this?) I usually answer. If it's a request for info (know anybody good to fuck?) I just delete them and don't respond.

A2

I don't usually reply to low post # guys or most regular members who want specific info. It puts the providers and possibly my monger friends at risk. I especially look at what their posts contain. If they have been reporting their experiences, then ok, but someone with 5-20 posts which are most or all requests for info get ignored. They should read the forum (there is plenty of info on here to get laid) or contribute with reports to get their credibility along with their senior status. My 2 cents, and some change.

**DrDerrick** · 03-06-15 07:56

Originally Posted by DrDerrick [View Original Post]

I have been on a roll lately and I love sharing info. On good providers. I saw this one off to the side on one of my recent visits to one of the nice local MPs. Make sure you ask to see the rotation because this place has a few gems. Saundra is a pretty girl with lots of booty and breast and knows how to treat a man. Regular menu and good prices, but you just have to ask without being obnoxious.

These girls put their necks out there so we can have a little fun, so please use discretion.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ou-60/14838089

True confession that I must make is that I'm really not into white girls but this one here has it Eastern European ancestry and she's really into her work. I was stopping in to see one of the best girls in town it may work out of the same location.

**DrDerrick** · 03-06-15 07:31

So I was looking for a good quality down price it what's within my budget for the day and I came across this one. http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...niol/14161566..

It was a little different than the normal because she was so patient with me. I think that my old age is finally starting to catch up to me and I need to hit the gym and pump more blue pills. She is very easy to work with as a nice quiet comfortable location and Logan Square area.