Massage Parlor Reports

[Kellster]

Just think, it takes about 30 posts to become a 'veteran', another 30 to get your own 'contacts / digits', and possibly another 30 posts to get on another mongers 'buddy' list. Ok, that's simple math, 90 massages x $100 (conservatively) = $9000. (Not including the gas to get to some of these far off the map fantasies.).

So, did you know with that money and a quarter of the time it took to reach the 'buddy' share status you could have visited a Tilted Kilt 100 times and tipped your favorite waitress handsomely each night (while making real friends at the bar) PLUS have a modest diamond ring waiting for her if she falls for you. Did you think about that yet? True man, good luck to you and all those who follow you.

Yeah I doubt the waitresses at Tilted Kilt ever get hit on. And if you were to tip them well, they would probably fall head over heels for you since no one else probably does that- especially if you were significantly older than them. Sarcasm intended- get a clue.

[SeanDoe99]

True but no matter how hot 1 lady is, a monger will get bored and find another hot lady or 2 or 2 at a time. Sometimes I want italian but today I wanted thai and it was delicious! Who the hell wants frosted flakes everyday for the rest of their life?

Variety. Well put. Besides, you can't put a price tag on happiness.

[Member #5933]

Just think, it takes about 30 posts to become a 'veteran', another 30 to get your own 'contacts / digits', and possibly another 30 posts to get on another mongers 'buddy' list. Ok, that's simple math, 90 massages x $100 (conservatively) = $9000. (Not including the gas to get to some of these far off the map fantasies.).

So, did you know with that money and a quarter of the time it took to reach the 'buddy' share status you could have visited a Tilted Kilt 100 times and tipped your favorite waitress handsomely each night (while making real friends at the bar) PLUS have a modest diamond ring waiting for her if she falls for you. Did you think about that yet? True man, good luck to you and all those who follow you.

True but no matter how hot 1 lady is, a monger will get bored and find another hot lady or 2 or 2 at a time. Sometimes I want italian but today I wanted thai and it was delicious! Who the hell wants frosted flakes everyday for the rest of their life?

[AceBox]

Would you say the routine is any different than with the AMPs? I do not speak Spanish really at all. Now that doesn't stop me at an AMP, I just get comfortable and make sure I show that I have a little more cash when I pay the door fee and it always seems to work from there.

There's Zeus (which I would strongly recommend) and AOL, plus several Latina apartment girls who advertise on BP. Accua Blue supposedly is worth checking out too. But you're right, it definitely seems like there are a lot fewer Latina places sadly. The real kicker is that that only seems to be the case in Chicago or the Midwest; Florida has a ton of GOOD Latina places, and lots of hot providers.

[Maithai]

Just think, it takes about 30 posts to become a 'veteran', another 30 to get your own 'contacts / digits', and possibly another 30 posts to get on another mongers 'buddy' list. Ok, that's simple math, 90 massages x $100 (conservatively) = $9000. (Not including the gas to get to some of these far off the map fantasies.).

So, did you know with that money and a quarter of the time it took to reach the 'buddy' share status you could have visited a Tilted Kilt 100 times and tipped your favorite waitress handsomely each night (while making real friends at the bar) PLUS have a modest diamond ring waiting for her if she falls for you. Did you think about that yet? True man, good luck to you and all those who follow you.

Morning mates.

Admin, Please delete this post if its inappropriate.

My first post. A newbie to Chicago (no I'm not a LEO). Have been a regular reader of the forum. Decided to create a login and post whn I experience and help others.

I stay by the NW suburbs (close to Schaumburg / Hoffman.) Are there any Massage Parlours, near by ma place which offers FS (younger one's). Any help is much appreciated. Not sure if this post is going to stay. But thanks for the info provided.

[Viriato]

Are there any latina spots anymore? I miss the days of hooking up with melissa and others at Tropical Spa on western and President further south, etc.

They all seemed to close with no new ones opening anywhere. Asians are fun and all but it was nice to bang with a hot latina with titties sometimes too.

There's Zeus (which I would strongly recommend) and AOL, plus several Latina apartment girls who advertise on BP. Accua Blue supposedly is worth checking out too. But you're right, it definitely seems like there are a lot fewer Latina places sadly. The real kicker is that that only seems to be the case in Chicago or the Midwest; Florida has a ton of GOOD Latina places, and lots of hot providers.

[Truthfu11]

Are there any latina spots anymore? I miss the days of hooking up with melissa and others at Tropical Spa on western and President further south, etc.

They all seemed to close with no new ones opening anywhere. Asians are fun and all but it was nice to bang with a hot latina with titties sometimes too.

You're not looking hard enough. There are still several very good places.

[JamesTChicago]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-time/26271485

Anyone been here? I've been looking at these girls for months and not sure I can hold out any longer.

[Eddinger]

Are there any latina spots anymore? I miss the days of hooking up with melissa and others at Tropical Spa on western and President further south, etc.

They all seemed to close with no new ones opening anywhere. Asians are fun and all but it was nice to bang with a hot latina with titties sometimes too.

[Justtommy]

So a week ago I thought about going to a place most of us know and at first decided not to and save my money. Then I persuaded my self an hour later to head out. Normal greet by mamasan and into my room. A few minutes later a rather tall, maybe 5' 8" with heels on Asian walked in. Possibly early 40's but a killer body and a nice smooth complexion. Nice hair and grooming. She spoke the normal engrish but I could understand most. Best TS I have had so far (some enthusiastic washing) and on to the room. She gave an.

Excellent massage and I told her that alone is worth the price of admission. Ears to toes and everything in between for the massage. Then she asked what I want. Went with the BJ and oddly she said stay face down. She undressed and climbed up the table by my feet. She started licking my thighs and moved towards my ass. Now I have never let anyone go near there but I was puddy in her hands. She rimmed me then grabbed my hips and told me to get on all fours. She then bent down and turned her head and licked the boys.

While stroking Mr. Happy. Then she laid on her side and sucked on me for a few minutes before telling me to stand up and watch her blow me. She said "I'll take my time and do it really slow, so you feel really good". Oh man! Her saying that alone I knew this wasn't.

Going to last long. Another thing is this is the first time I have had bare back. Somewhat concerning to me as I am worried about STD's but the little head won ten fold. She took everything and cim and spit it out after. Then she proceeded to continue to give me more massage time. By the way she just started on Monday and said I was her very first customer. I will be back. She renewed my faith in quality service after I had a shit experience somewhere else a few weeks ago. If anyone has anything good to trade more towards.

Bolingbrook / Joliet area I will give her name and more details. This woman was top notch.

I would love to meet this fine lady PM sent.

[Kellster]

Try Golden Hands in Schaumberg.

Think he wanted Asian, Golden Hands is European.

[MrTisBad]

I'm paying a work visit next week and have googled a lot of numbers / photos with not much to show for it. I'll be In Schaumburg without car and hope to find a decent yet creative masseuse. I haven't been able to find any real info on the all the Outcall ads other than the warning that some are LEO. In my travels, Baltimore has been great for asian outcall and Atlanta has been terrible. Chicago has been good to me in the past and an awesome city. This is my first time trapped in the burbs. Any direction via PM would be appreciated.

E.

Try Golden Hands in Schaumberg.

[AceBox]

The AMP by the Subway on Western was good for a short massage. The therapist was rather plump and not overly attractive, but she's in her 20's so firm, and completely pleasant. Very accessible too and the massage was not bad, left me happy. It was a little awkward waiting for the door to open, and then when I was leaving someone else was coming in. They could probably do a better job of getting people to a private room. I think perhaps she was the only one working there.

[Magooski]

I went to the D & D spa on archer 38 something. It was after 9 and a lady came out and said they were all busy. She called someone on the phone, but could not convince her to come in. She said sorry and handed me a card. Then she said if I could wait 15 minutes she could take me. So I waited. Her name is Ivy, 40 something. 60 for 1 hour and table shower. Nice TS, very good massage, worked out the cricks. Very nice lady, SS finish. Tipped 30 because she stayed over for me. There was a cute 20 ish girl sitting in the lobby area. May repeat, but have low expectations for much more than I got.

[Sam Singer]

Laura was. More like 35-40. All told no bad looking. Paid. 45 for the half, pretty weak massage but ran about 25 minutes. On the flip got some oil and started to play with junior. Actually did some ball sucking which was a cool added touch.

Did she do all that before even discussing extras and tips? Not bad, isn't it? Too bad it went a bit down from there due to the negotiation.

Too bad there isn't a Uber like hassle free way to per-take in services.