Massage Parlor Reports

[Squid Jigs]

Like a lot of other mongers, going by reports, I've been trying to get into the new spa on Bumby. Late Friday night, right before 11 pm after a late shift, I got in. Lana opened the door, but her partner did the talking. Said at that late they would do a half hour for 50. Opted for table shower first, and I have to say that is the best looking and cleanest shower room I have seen. She soaped up everything and started to get playful.

Massage was so-so, but didn't care too much. After flip, she stopped to negotiate. Found out the menu options, but only went for the banquet chicken. I dreamt she was only wearing a top and shorts, nothing underneath, roaming was allowed. Good, but mechanical, handshake and she was done. I knew I was keeping her up and joked about it. Lost in Translation. Tipped 40 and woke up.

[Webebad]

Hello all. Basically I have been busy and on the shelf, BUT I needed to get the rub down. I decided after weighing the options that trying something new was gona be to risky to bet the house money on so I went to an old school oldie but goodie! 192 Spa in Kissimmee has never done me wrong, so I drove up and parked and in I went. Not only is it reasonable for 60 house fee for H / H but to be honest I usually end up running over. DID not get the girls name and to be honest was not worried cause I knew I was in good hands. Great rack led me to the room and I got comfy. Good deep massage worked out all the knots and I mean took alot of time working things. Now here comes the lights down so I know soft touch is coming and it does. I was feeling awake and then on the flip I got my dream! BEST PART was after I was cleaned up I was kindly adjusted and the massage continued. Usually it's POP and get out but I was treated to a full frontal neck and thigh massage to finish off. Guarantee I ran over 30 but those are the massages that make me feel good, they work EVERYTHING out and you don't feel cheated. SO I tell you that this is a spa that gives a good rub and finishes you off nicely. At least in my dreams it does. LOL!

Hey LUXSA is on my list to try and so are a few but since $ is tight lately the risk is not worth the reward at the moment.

WBB.

[Squid Jigs]

Was Draggin a bit so I thought I would be Lucky enough to see a favorite of mine, Michelle. Paid 60, not 70, at door and told Michelle was busy. I figure I would try someone else but apparently they sent the mamasan in. I may be a fan boy, but I never dreamed of getting a rubdown from Yoda. Except for the ears and green color, that's all I could see.

I politely backed off, put my clothes on and prepared to leave. I started to feel like "that guy" who causes trouble, but Michelle came out of her room. She recognized me and said she just started and would switch. I think the other guy wound up leaving when he saw the Jedi Master ready to work on him. I apologized many times to Michelle and the nice young lady at the desk.

Anyway, Michelle gets to work. Best back walk I had in a long time. Great massage, nice table shower after. No extras this time, and I asked. I think the heat might have been turned up recently. I tipped standard for a good job and a little more for the trouble, but she politely handed it back to me. I will return when I only want therapeutic rub.

[Squid Jigs]

Thanks to some extra spending money lately, I visited a few AMPs in the last few weeks. First review is for that spa in WP. I know it is well reviewed, but it continues to be my go-to place. Some confusion at the door about whether I called ahead (I didn't). Was led to my room and started on by one lady (didn't get her name) who was on my back and doing some interesting things with her toes on my thighs, for about five minutes. Then Hanna comes in and says her appt arrived. So she switched with her.

Happy that I got Hanna. I had her before, so I knew it would be a good rub. She is seriously very good with her deep tissue techniques and of course an occasional tickle of the boys. Great tease before and after flip. Long handshake and a quick table shower went a little over the hour. Paid 70 at door, 40 for more.

[Bamf210]

I am new to this all. I'm narrowing down which place to visit as my first. My thoughts are Luxas or cherry blossom. Any suggestions?

I can personally recommend Avalon & Daisy at Luxsa, but you really can't go wrong with any of the girls there. They advertise on here, so make sure you mention the flat rate special when you call.

[Member #4897]

But I haven't heard of either of these places. Please conduct your own due diligence and let us know what you find.

Thank you kindly.

King Casanova from the house of Stark.

Lmao. That is all.

[Member #4697]

I am new to this all. I'm narrowing down which place to visit as my first. My thoughts are Luxas or cherry blossom. Any suggestions?

But I haven't heard of either of these places. Please conduct your own due diligence and let us know what you find.

Thank you kindly.

King Casanova from the house of Stark.

[LawDog17]

The last time I saw her she had an apartment in the Millenia area with a room setup for body rubs. I thought it was a really nice setup. I wonder why she isn't there anymore and why her quality seems to have gone down.

She said something about moving to Miami or wanting to. And some other business venture. She wants to get out of the rub and tug but she says she is so good at. I'm sure in right setting it would have been fine, just felt rushed, cramped and otherwise weirded out. Sweet body and I liked her personality, just not the room, setup, crying baby, cramped bathroom, dirty ashes and bugs, stranger that came to door and wet towels.

[MadisonGuy69]

You got a link for this one?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lcome/11887649

[Cal 41]

I like the Ariana Grande comparison. She's a little Ariana Grande, a little Jessica Alba, a little nerdy gamer girl who when you take off the Batman t-shirt and glasses and let her hair down you equally would like to fuck or possible play call of duty with. Of combine the two and play a game I've been working on called "Call of Booty" but it's still in it's developmental phase.

KC.

The statement about Skyler got me. I told a girl friend about her as I thought Ariana Grande also fit her description. Really pissed my friend off as she's a jealous type but tough. I had her over to my lakehouse to teach her to wakeboard a few times and damn she is a fun chick! For a slender girl very strong, I think our first session she got pulled behind the boat for three hours and still didn't want to stop! We had some cool conversations and she thanked me better than I've ever been thanked! Hope to see her again soon. Miss Ariana Grande.

[Redsox2005]

Saw Malia over by the airport. Very attractive girl, half black half puerto rican. I'm not sure what is all on the menu but I left happy. She's taller than I thought, 5'8. Very nice but the massage was weak. She used oil which I'm not a fan off. I will say if you are like me and worry about the photos being accurate, this girl does look as good if not better in person. Her tallness added to my desire of her looks. 100 for 1/2 was not horrible, I tipped 20 and she was surprised I think so maybe that isn't needed and maybe there is a menu which I didn't ask about. One thing that did concern me is there was no towel to cover up with, to me that screams I'm screwed if the place were to be raided. The AMP's seem a little smarter and know that the towel is something to prove being legit and I believe it's a law also. Anyway I recommend her as my ATF who I thought came back after a year was still unreachable. Russian always trump latina in my book. Happy Hunting!

You got a link for this one?

[SanFordBB]

I have some info. It's a advertisement for a body rub, pictures of a girl, looks like they are supposed to be in east Orlando, phone number listed. That's all I got. But give it a shit and let us know how it turns out.

Yours Truly,

King Casanova Sr.

What a great sense of humor.

[MadisonGuy69]

Saw Malia over by the airport. Very attractive girl, half black half puerto rican. I'm not sure what is all on the menu but I left happy. She's taller than I thought, 5'8. Very nice but the massage was weak. She used oil which I'm not a fan off. I will say if you are like me and worry about the photos being accurate, this girl does look as good if not better in person. Her tallness added to my desire of her looks. 100 for 1/2 was not horrible, I tipped 20 and she was surprised I think so maybe that isn't needed and maybe there is a menu which I didn't ask about. One thing that did concern me is there was no towel to cover up with, to me that screams I'm screwed if the place were to be raided. The AMP's seem a little smarter and know that the towel is something to prove being legit and I believe it's a law also. Anyway I recommend her as my ATF who I thought came back after a year was still unreachable. Russian always trump latina in my book. Happy Hunting!

[AncientOne]

I received a text from this lovely young lady the other day fairly late while I was laying in bed contemplating the meaning of life. She asked if I was busy. I said not really what's up. Then she proceeded to say she just got out of the hospital and needed help with groceries etc. Exactly 7 seconds after receiving that text I erased it and blocked her number. I don't play that shit. Providers. I'm not your friend, I'm not a punk that's going to get played, I don't like you, I don't have a crush on you, I don't need you and more likely than not I don't even think your that attractive. I just saw you one time because I have ADD and was bored and rather than clean the house of go shopping for more Louis Vuitton shoes I decided to throw you a couple dollars and sport fuck you. And then probably regretted it and wished I went shopping.

There are just one or two girls I've met in this hobby that I consider friends. And you probably know who you are. One that I genuinely liked and actually had a tad bit of feelings for. But I kind of backed off because like my grand father always told me. Never get attached to anything you won't leave in 30 seconds if you feel the heat around the corner.

KC.

Instant delete and block number is required should these girls solicit for anything other than "hi" (as in she is available and looking to play). You summed it up so well. After dreaming with hundreds of Orlando providers, maybe there are 3 that I would actually not mind being seen with in public. "We pay them to leave" is the best part of this type of female companionship!

[MadisonGuy69]

I received a text from this lovely young lady the other day fairly late while I was laying in bed contemplating the meaning of life. She asked if I was busy. I said not really what's up. Then she proceeded to say she just got out of the hospital and needed help with groceries etc. Exactly 7 seconds after receiving that text I erased it and blocked her number. I don't play that shit. Providers. I'm not your friend, I'm not a punk that's going to get played, I don't like you, I don't have a crush on you, I don't need you and more likely than not I don't even think your that attractive. I just saw you one time because I have ADD and was bored and rather than clean the house of go shopping for more Louis Vuitton shoes I decided to throw you a couple dollars and sport fuck you. And then probably regretted it and wished I went shopping.

There are just one or two girls I've met in this hobby that I consider friends. And you probably know who you are. One that I genuinely liked and actually had a tad bit of feelings for. But I kind of backed off because like my grand father always told me. Never get attached to anything you won't leave in 30 seconds if you feel the heat around the corner.

KC.

Damn with just one visit she thought you were a place to go for money. Although she seemed like a nice person, and the menu seems open. I would have been better off staying home, I totally agree not mind blowing as some have called it. LV really? I can't see men buying their shoes, especially a fellow monger.