Massage Parlor Reports

**AncientOne** · 02-11-15 10:20

Originally Posted by KingCasanova [View Original Post]

I received a text from this lovely young lady the other day fairly late while I was laying in bed contemplating the meaning of life. She asked if I was busy. I said not really what's up. Then she proceeded to say she just got out of the hospital and needed help with groceries etc. Exactly 7 seconds after receiving that text I erased it and blocked her number. I don't play that shit. Providers. I'm not your friend, I'm not a punk that's going to get played, I don't like you, I don't have a crush on you, I don't need you and more likely than not I don't even think your that attractive. I just saw you one time because I have ADD and was bored and rather than clean the house of go shopping for more Louis Vuitton shoes I decided to throw you a couple dollars and sport fuck you. And then probably regretted it and wished I went shopping.

There are just one or two girls I've met in this hobby that I consider friends. And you probably know who you are. One that I genuinely liked and actually had a tad bit of feelings for. But I kind of backed off because like my grand father always told me. Never get attached to anything you won't leave in 30 seconds if you feel the heat around the corner.

KC.

Instant delete and block number is required should these girls solicit for anything other than "hi" (as in she is available and looking to play). You summed it up so well. After dreaming with hundreds of Orlando providers, maybe there are 3 that I would actually not mind being seen with in public. "We pay them to leave" is the best part of this type of female companionship!

**MadisonGuy69** · 02-11-15 10:19

Originally Posted by KingCasanova [View Original Post]

I received a text from this lovely young lady the other day fairly late while I was laying in bed contemplating the meaning of life. She asked if I was busy. I said not really what's up. Then she proceeded to say she just got out of the hospital and needed help with groceries etc. Exactly 7 seconds after receiving that text I erased it and blocked her number. I don't play that shit. Providers. I'm not your friend, I'm not a punk that's going to get played, I don't like you, I don't have a crush on you, I don't need you and more likely than not I don't even think your that attractive. I just saw you one time because I have ADD and was bored and rather than clean the house of go shopping for more Louis Vuitton shoes I decided to throw you a couple dollars and sport fuck you. And then probably regretted it and wished I went shopping.

There are just one or two girls I've met in this hobby that I consider friends. And you probably know who you are. One that I genuinely liked and actually had a tad bit of feelings for. But I kind of backed off because like my grand father always told me. Never get attached to anything you won't leave in 30 seconds if you feel the heat around the corner.

KC.

Damn with just one visit she thought you were a place to go for money. Although she seemed like a nice person, and the menu seems open. I would have been better off staying home, I totally agree not mind blowing as some have called it. LV really? I can't see men buying their shoes, especially a fellow monger.

**RedZig** · 02-11-15 06:39

I am new to this all. I'm narrowing down which place to visit as my first. My thoughts are Luxas or cherry blossom. Any suggestions?

**A John** · 02-11-15 01:37

& you'er contribution to this board is?

Originally Posted by Jbles1 [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...kylie/12107059

What's up guess new to the board. Any info on this one?

Thanks.

**BobbyGreen** · 02-10-15 23:51

Originally Posted by Wildbill2 [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...rices/11375886

I called once but couldn't find a time that worked. Curious if anyone has taken the time. I would have gone and reported back but she seemed busy. Hopefully one of you know something about the service??

Don't bother. So-so massage. No extras. Wraps you up in the sheet like a diaper.

**Member #4697** · 02-10-15 21:42

I received a text from this lovely young lady the other day fairly late while I was laying in bed contemplating the meaning of life. She asked if I was busy. I said not really what's up. Then she proceeded to say she just got out of the hospital and needed help with groceries etc. Exactly 7 seconds after receiving that text I erased it and blocked her number. I don't play that shit. Providers. I'm not your friend, I'm not a punk that's going to get played, I don't like you, I don't have a crush on you, I don't need you and more likely than not I don't even think your that attractive. I just saw you one time because I have ADD and was bored and rather than clean the house of go shopping for more Louis Vuitton shoes I decided to throw you a couple dollars and sport fuck you. And then probably regretted it and wished I went shopping.

There are just one or two girls I've met in this hobby that I consider friends. And you probably know who you are. One that I genuinely liked and actually had a tad bit of feelings for. But I kind of backed off because like my grand father always told me. Never get attached to anything you won't leave in 30 seconds if you feel the heat around the corner.

KC.

**Member #4697** · 02-10-15 21:23

Originally Posted by Gentleman100 [View Original Post]

I stopped by Luxsa recently for my appointment with Skylar. She is a real gem. She is beautiful, attentive, caring, and personable. She sort of looks like Ariana Grande (or a young Jessica Alba). Nicely proportioned.

The place itself is clean, safe, and discreet.

Scores:

Looks: 10/10.

Attitude: 9/10.

FYI:

1. Luxsa is not a FS provider. If you want FS, take a trip to Tampa / St. Pete.

2. House Fee + Tip is more than AMPs: you get what you pay for (don't expect Wal-Mart pricing at Bloomigndales).

I would definitely repeat. Be safe everyone.

I like the Ariana Grande comparison. She's a little Ariana Grande, a little Jessica Alba, a little nerdy gamer girl who when you take off the Batman t-shirt and glasses and let her hair down you equally would like to fuck or possible play call of duty with. Of combine the two and play a game I've been working on called "Call of Booty" but it's still in it's developmental phase.

KC.

**Member #4697** · 02-10-15 21:17

Originally Posted by Thestic [View Original Post]

Didn't see the girls in the photos but the one I did see was very sexy, She had thick beautiful bodied latina with large firm breasts and a sweet pussy. Paid the $65 hour "door" fee. Massage was light with fair amount of teasing on the flip she went straight for the goods and asked if I like to have fun. I am new to this, so I am sure I over paid for what happened after from which my legs are still shaking.

From the outside the location was pretty sketchy but what lies within wasn't.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-pics/12092701

To check this one out. I called and talked to one of the girls and mid sentence hung up on me LOL. Maybe I'm just not an experienced monger and let off some bad vibes. Come to think of it I was eating a donut at the time I called. But regardless I will never try and contact them again. You only have one shot with me and even if I do see you I probably won't a second time because I haven't met many girls worth it. Except Avalon. The one that got away. And I haven't seen her since someone on here said she accepted his marriage proposal LOL. But seriously!

KC.

**Member #4697** · 02-10-15 21:11

Originally Posted by Jbles1 [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...kylie/12107059

What's up guess new to the board. Any info on this one?

Thanks.

I have some info. It's a advertisement for a body rub, pictures of a girl, looks like they are supposed to be in east Orlando, phone number listed. That's all I got. But give it a shit and let us know how it turns out.

Yours Truly,

King Casanova Sr.

**Jbles1** · 02-10-15 20:25

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...kylie/12107059

What's up guess new to the board. Any info on this one?

Thanks.

**Jbles1** · 02-10-15 20:19

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...kylie/12107059

What's up guess new to the board. Any info on this one?

Thanks.

**FloridaBum** · 02-10-15 13:50

Maybe we should not be contacting her for a massage, but a belly dance instead. I googled her number and found this ad from a few years ago.

http://www.pandahi.com/1007474107.html

Originally Posted by SA2222 [View Original Post]

Don't bother. Location is not discrete, and I received no vibes that any extras were available. She tries to upsell with health shit. Reminded me of getting a massage at an airport.

**Carl3666** · 02-10-15 11:49

Originally Posted by LawDog17 [View Original Post]

So had a chance not long ago to see this gal whose name escapes me completely but lists herself on backpage as Fantasy Black babe and offers hot steamy showers and nuru full nude body glide etc. So here is the mixed bag review. $180 for hour nuru glide, which I have had before from girls but when I got there the shower was putting out steam and water all over the bathroom floor. First she is super nice and easy to get on phone and texting. Second her location is some crappy extended stay hotel near universal, so crappy but convienient. Third, she is super cute, great body, used to be or still is a stripper. She is in her early 20's and has a great ass. Fourth, everything else about the experience was terrible. Get to hotel room and she has a baby in the other room, couldn't tell if there was a dude there (but I doubt since the baby was crying so much). No place to put clothes and change out of shoes. Hot shower was fun and soapy but her phone rang and some dude came to door. She got out of shower and answered door while I was still in shower naked. At first I thought I was going to be jumped but then I figured I would just jump on the dude and no one wants to fight a naked soapy man. She didn't want to get her hair or make up wet or let you touch your junk and then her because she didn't want pre-cum on her (too sticky). Well in the end she got plenty of sticky on her. The whole thing was weird and uncomfortable and needless to say was happy to get out of there. Bathroom was dirty as hell, with bugs and shit all over. Ironically, she is a nice girl who is talking about going to miami and opening a place down there. She is funny and sexy but too much bizzareness for me. YMMV. Good Luck -- Dog.

The last time I saw her she had an apartment in the Millenia area with a room setup for body rubs. I thought it was a really nice setup. I wonder why she isn't there anymore and why her quality seems to have gone down.

**Thestic** · 02-09-15 22:50

Didn't see the girls in the photos but the one I did see was very sexy, She had thick beautiful bodied latina with large firm breasts and a sweet pussy. Paid the $65 hour "door" fee. Massage was light with fair amount of teasing on the flip she went straight for the goods and asked if I like to have fun. I am new to this, so I am sure I over paid for what happened after from which my legs are still shaking.

From the outside the location was pretty sketchy but what lies within wasn't.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-pics/12092701

**Don In Otown** · 02-09-15 22:45

Originally Posted by SA2222 [View Original Post]

Don't bother. Location is not discrete, and I received no vibes that any extras were available. She tries to upsell with health shit. Reminded me of getting a massage at an airport.

Use of the word "modalities" was my queue to keep looking.