Massage Parlor Reports

**Cal 41** · 02-11-15 15:29

Originally Posted by KingCasanova [View Original Post]

I like the Ariana Grande comparison. She's a little Ariana Grande, a little Jessica Alba, a little nerdy gamer girl who when you take off the Batman t-shirt and glasses and let her hair down you equally would like to fuck or possible play call of duty with. Of combine the two and play a game I've been working on called "Call of Booty" but it's still in it's developmental phase.

KC.

The statement about Skyler got me. I told a girl friend about her as I thought Ariana Grande also fit her description. Really pissed my friend off as she's a jealous type but tough. I had her over to my lakehouse to teach her to wakeboard a few times and damn she is a fun chick! For a slender girl very strong, I think our first session she got pulled behind the boat for three hours and still didn't want to stop! We had some cool conversations and she thanked me better than I've ever been thanked! Hope to see her again soon. Miss Ariana Grande.

**Redsox2005** · 02-11-15 13:57

Originally Posted by MadisonGuy69 [View Original Post]

Saw Malia over by the airport. Very attractive girl, half black half puerto rican. I'm not sure what is all on the menu but I left happy. She's taller than I thought, 5'8. Very nice but the massage was weak. She used oil which I'm not a fan off. I will say if you are like me and worry about the photos being accurate, this girl does look as good if not better in person. Her tallness added to my desire of her looks. 100 for 1/2 was not horrible, I tipped 20 and she was surprised I think so maybe that isn't needed and maybe there is a menu which I didn't ask about. One thing that did concern me is there was no towel to cover up with, to me that screams I'm screwed if the place were to be raided. The AMP's seem a little smarter and know that the towel is something to prove being legit and I believe it's a law also. Anyway I recommend her as my ATF who I thought came back after a year was still unreachable. Russian always trump latina in my book. Happy Hunting!

You got a link for this one?

**SanFordBB** · 02-11-15 12:45

Originally Posted by KingCasanova [View Original Post]

I have some info. It's a advertisement for a body rub, pictures of a girl, looks like they are supposed to be in east Orlando, phone number listed. That's all I got. But give it a shit and let us know how it turns out.

Yours Truly,

King Casanova Sr.

What a great sense of humor.

**MadisonGuy69** · 02-11-15 10:25

Saw Malia over by the airport. Very attractive girl, half black half puerto rican. I'm not sure what is all on the menu but I left happy. She's taller than I thought, 5'8. Very nice but the massage was weak. She used oil which I'm not a fan off. I will say if you are like me and worry about the photos being accurate, this girl does look as good if not better in person. Her tallness added to my desire of her looks. 100 for 1/2 was not horrible, I tipped 20 and she was surprised I think so maybe that isn't needed and maybe there is a menu which I didn't ask about. One thing that did concern me is there was no towel to cover up with, to me that screams I'm screwed if the place were to be raided. The AMP's seem a little smarter and know that the towel is something to prove being legit and I believe it's a law also. Anyway I recommend her as my ATF who I thought came back after a year was still unreachable. Russian always trump latina in my book. Happy Hunting!

**AncientOne** · 02-11-15 10:20

Originally Posted by KingCasanova [View Original Post]

I received a text from this lovely young lady the other day fairly late while I was laying in bed contemplating the meaning of life. She asked if I was busy. I said not really what's up. Then she proceeded to say she just got out of the hospital and needed help with groceries etc. Exactly 7 seconds after receiving that text I erased it and blocked her number. I don't play that shit. Providers. I'm not your friend, I'm not a punk that's going to get played, I don't like you, I don't have a crush on you, I don't need you and more likely than not I don't even think your that attractive. I just saw you one time because I have ADD and was bored and rather than clean the house of go shopping for more Louis Vuitton shoes I decided to throw you a couple dollars and sport fuck you. And then probably regretted it and wished I went shopping.

There are just one or two girls I've met in this hobby that I consider friends. And you probably know who you are. One that I genuinely liked and actually had a tad bit of feelings for. But I kind of backed off because like my grand father always told me. Never get attached to anything you won't leave in 30 seconds if you feel the heat around the corner.

KC.

Instant delete and block number is required should these girls solicit for anything other than "hi" (as in she is available and looking to play). You summed it up so well. After dreaming with hundreds of Orlando providers, maybe there are 3 that I would actually not mind being seen with in public. "We pay them to leave" is the best part of this type of female companionship!

**MadisonGuy69** · 02-11-15 10:19

Originally Posted by KingCasanova [View Original Post]

I received a text from this lovely young lady the other day fairly late while I was laying in bed contemplating the meaning of life. She asked if I was busy. I said not really what's up. Then she proceeded to say she just got out of the hospital and needed help with groceries etc. Exactly 7 seconds after receiving that text I erased it and blocked her number. I don't play that shit. Providers. I'm not your friend, I'm not a punk that's going to get played, I don't like you, I don't have a crush on you, I don't need you and more likely than not I don't even think your that attractive. I just saw you one time because I have ADD and was bored and rather than clean the house of go shopping for more Louis Vuitton shoes I decided to throw you a couple dollars and sport fuck you. And then probably regretted it and wished I went shopping.

There are just one or two girls I've met in this hobby that I consider friends. And you probably know who you are. One that I genuinely liked and actually had a tad bit of feelings for. But I kind of backed off because like my grand father always told me. Never get attached to anything you won't leave in 30 seconds if you feel the heat around the corner.

KC.

Damn with just one visit she thought you were a place to go for money. Although she seemed like a nice person, and the menu seems open. I would have been better off staying home, I totally agree not mind blowing as some have called it. LV really? I can't see men buying their shoes, especially a fellow monger.

**RedZig** · 02-11-15 06:39

I am new to this all. I'm narrowing down which place to visit as my first. My thoughts are Luxas or cherry blossom. Any suggestions?

**A John** · 02-11-15 01:37

& you'er contribution to this board is?

Originally Posted by Jbles1 [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...kylie/12107059

What's up guess new to the board. Any info on this one?

Thanks.

**BobbyGreen** · 02-10-15 23:51

Originally Posted by Wildbill2 [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...rices/11375886

I called once but couldn't find a time that worked. Curious if anyone has taken the time. I would have gone and reported back but she seemed busy. Hopefully one of you know something about the service??

Don't bother. So-so massage. No extras. Wraps you up in the sheet like a diaper.

**Member #4697** · 02-10-15 21:42

I received a text from this lovely young lady the other day fairly late while I was laying in bed contemplating the meaning of life. She asked if I was busy. I said not really what's up. Then she proceeded to say she just got out of the hospital and needed help with groceries etc. Exactly 7 seconds after receiving that text I erased it and blocked her number. I don't play that shit. Providers. I'm not your friend, I'm not a punk that's going to get played, I don't like you, I don't have a crush on you, I don't need you and more likely than not I don't even think your that attractive. I just saw you one time because I have ADD and was bored and rather than clean the house of go shopping for more Louis Vuitton shoes I decided to throw you a couple dollars and sport fuck you. And then probably regretted it and wished I went shopping.

There are just one or two girls I've met in this hobby that I consider friends. And you probably know who you are. One that I genuinely liked and actually had a tad bit of feelings for. But I kind of backed off because like my grand father always told me. Never get attached to anything you won't leave in 30 seconds if you feel the heat around the corner.

KC.

**Member #4697** · 02-10-15 21:23

Originally Posted by Gentleman100 [View Original Post]

I stopped by Luxsa recently for my appointment with Skylar. She is a real gem. She is beautiful, attentive, caring, and personable. She sort of looks like Ariana Grande (or a young Jessica Alba). Nicely proportioned.

The place itself is clean, safe, and discreet.

Scores:

Looks: 10/10.

Attitude: 9/10.

FYI:

1. Luxsa is not a FS provider. If you want FS, take a trip to Tampa / St. Pete.

2. House Fee + Tip is more than AMPs: you get what you pay for (don't expect Wal-Mart pricing at Bloomigndales).

I would definitely repeat. Be safe everyone.

I like the Ariana Grande comparison. She's a little Ariana Grande, a little Jessica Alba, a little nerdy gamer girl who when you take off the Batman t-shirt and glasses and let her hair down you equally would like to fuck or possible play call of duty with. Of combine the two and play a game I've been working on called "Call of Booty" but it's still in it's developmental phase.

KC.

**Member #4697** · 02-10-15 21:17

Originally Posted by Thestic [View Original Post]

Didn't see the girls in the photos but the one I did see was very sexy, She had thick beautiful bodied latina with large firm breasts and a sweet pussy. Paid the $65 hour "door" fee. Massage was light with fair amount of teasing on the flip she went straight for the goods and asked if I like to have fun. I am new to this, so I am sure I over paid for what happened after from which my legs are still shaking.

From the outside the location was pretty sketchy but what lies within wasn't.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-pics/12092701

To check this one out. I called and talked to one of the girls and mid sentence hung up on me LOL. Maybe I'm just not an experienced monger and let off some bad vibes. Come to think of it I was eating a donut at the time I called. But regardless I will never try and contact them again. You only have one shot with me and even if I do see you I probably won't a second time because I haven't met many girls worth it. Except Avalon. The one that got away. And I haven't seen her since someone on here said she accepted his marriage proposal LOL. But seriously!

KC.

**Member #4697** · 02-10-15 21:11

Originally Posted by Jbles1 [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...kylie/12107059

What's up guess new to the board. Any info on this one?

Thanks.

I have some info. It's a advertisement for a body rub, pictures of a girl, looks like they are supposed to be in east Orlando, phone number listed. That's all I got. But give it a shit and let us know how it turns out.

Yours Truly,

King Casanova Sr.