Massage Parlor Reports

**Tripps** · 07-14-14 07:41

Finally had time to make the trip out to spa lux. After all the positive chatter here I was really looking forward to it. Figured the $80 door fee would be worth it if the quality was as high as some reports gave suggested.

I drew Summer as my therapist and would have to say that she was one of the biggest disappointments I've ever had. Unattractive on just about every criteria I can think of. Heavy set, old, pathetic massage, and gave me an attitude when I asked her to use more pressure. Her response, no joke, was "you are resisting me, if I press harder, you resist more. ".

Was absolutely unintterested in extras at that point and turned it down when offered. Waste of time and money.

Will not go back to this place without a name to ask for. Saw one other therapist as I was leaving that was also older and unattractive. Right now, I can't figure out what the big deal is with this place.

**Mister Hyde** · 07-13-14 23:47

I went down arch after ten and everything is closed. Anyplace to get a rub after 10?

**CoolPatrick** · 07-13-14 15:58

Originally Posted by RocketDork [View Original Post]

See title. Rocket Dork.

If you check out BP ad report page, you should find reviews about the following, and it was just a couple days ago.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ar-35/21630041

**Rocket Dork** · 07-13-14 13:28

Originally Posted by Lando627 [View Original Post]

Any good parlors that have older women? I used to go to Devon spa, but that one was sadly closed down.

See title. Rocket Dork.

**Lando627** · 07-13-14 03:50

Any good parlors that have older women? I used to go to Devon spa, but that one was sadly closed down.

**Bill R** · 07-12-14 11:40

Originally Posted by Aplayfulone [View Original Post]

While probably not a regular, I used to go to Devon Spa once every four or five months and saw Susi / Sue / Suji (who was somewhat mechanical on the first visit but was very enthusiastic by the third. I admit to being surprised that Devon was shut down as they seem to have been open for a long time and seemed to have beat the system. If anyone knows if she has set up service at a new location, the info would be appreciated.

I'm sure they'll get set up someplace. They're all local ladies. I've been going to these same ladies for almost 20 years.

**GotMilf** · 07-12-14 08:54

Originally Posted by FrankyCando [View Original Post]

No he as well??

No HE. She said I could do the deed myself, but I passed.

**Aplayfulone** · 07-11-14 19:15

While probably not a regular, I used to go to Devon Spa once every four or five months and saw Susi / Sue / Suji (who was somewhat mechanical on the first visit but was very enthusiastic by the third. I admit to being surprised that Devon was shut down as they seem to have been open for a long time and seemed to have beat the system. If anyone knows if she has set up service at a new location, the info would be appreciated.

**FrankyCando** · 07-11-14 17:52

Originally Posted by GotMilf [View Original Post]

I TOFTT on this one:

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-park/17105749

Very good massage. "Connie" has skills. But no extras on the menu. Too bad, because she is a solid 7 and has a nice body. She was very friendly about it, though, so return visits might be required. There was a little flirting at the end, but that was probably just for tip. YMMV. I won't be rushing back there, but I may repeat if anyone else has better luck than me.

No he as well??

**CoolPatrick** · 07-11-14 15:53

Originally Posted by Datsurman [View Original Post]

On this piece of sh1 t. I don't want to be overtly harsh. If she charged $35/ hour I would highly recommend. As for rating: Looks 5. Massage Skills 2. HR skills 1.

PM if you need more details.

773-669-7179 Amber 28.

At the very least, she is a real provider, no a scam. Well, I mean her service probably worth much less than the advertised rate, but at least there was a "service. ".

Sorry to hear that it did not turn out to be a good one. Thanks for your report.

**Bjrivs** · 07-11-14 15:17

Originally Posted by MotorheadBiker [View Original Post]

Both are not great. Green spa, Garden and maple. They're terrible. Lady will ask you "Tip? Tip? Tip? Tip? " even before they start the job. I hate when I hear that.

Thanks for the heads up. Any recommendations out this way?

**GotMilf** · 07-11-14 10:48

I TOFTT on this one:

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-park/17105749

Very good massage. "Connie" has skills. But no extras on the menu. Too bad, because she is a solid 7 and has a nice body. She was very friendly about it, though, so return visits might be required. There was a little flirting at the end, but that was probably just for tip. YMMV. I won't be rushing back there, but I may repeat if anyone else has better luck than me.

**GotMilf** · 07-11-14 10:41

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

I'm not buying this.

I actually think "Franky" is legit on this one. I sampled this AMP and even dropped his name. The masseuse got really excited when I told her who sent me. She said, "Oh Franky real good guy!

I had a decent experience. Not enough on the menu to make it a regular spot for me, but it was one of the best massages I've had in a while.

**Datsurman** · 07-10-14 23:17

On this piece of sh1 t. I don't want to be overtly harsh. If she charged $35/ hour I would highly recommend. As for rating: Looks 5. Massage Skills 2. HR skills 1.

PM if you need more details.

773-669-7179 Amber 28.

**DMichaels69** · 07-10-14 20:36

I'm not buying this.

Originally Posted by FrankyCando [View Original Post]

Well I want to thank everybody that visited Irving Park Spa and dropped my name (Franky).

I was being sarcastic about getting mileage points but to my surprise it paid off aahhahahaha.

I stopped in there for my regular weekly massage and was greeted by her with a hug and her.

Talky self. She even talked to me while I took my before massage shower.

I got on the table and she started the great massage that seemed to last forever.

And of course the h / e at end, and mind you the h / e is getting better. I actually believe she never.

Did that at wherever place she might of worked at. Anyways I look at my time and I was shocked she.

Gave me a 2 hr session. I aske her why and she said the booked appointment after me never showed up.

So she kept on going. A real trooper in my book. Was thinking I have to up the tip largely for that.

Jumped in the shower again to rinse off the massage oil. She still talking about China or something. But tell ya the truth.

I don't mind listening to her voice, even while the massage is going on bcs she doesn't miss a beat.

But to my surprise when I put my hands in my pocket for $ she told me no charge and no tip. I was like whaaaa!

She told me that over 25 guys has dropped my name to her and let alone the ones that didn't and she was very appreciative.

Now I felt a bit on the guilt side tried to leave on the chair but she wouldn't have it. So I planned on throwing 80 (tip at least).

At her through the back door before she closed it on the way out. I did and she then opened the door and threw it back out. Outside.

Ahhahahaha I was laughing my ass off picked the money up and felt good. So again thanks all that visited and dropped my name.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/4560426719.html

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-6121/22524912

Franky.