The Massholes

[ThatGuy23]

Holy shit. For real? The girls look that good? For that cheap? For real?

I thought about taking my next vacation to Germany for an FKK experience, or somewhere else in Eastern Europe or maybe Colombia, but I'm changing my mind. Good God.

Also, what is the "monger mansion?

Also, "I can go way, way, WAY longer without pussy than they can without paying rent." Fucking gold.

These three are running a special, any two for a half hour for 33 bucks.

http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/A...2768_13135.htm

http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/C...2768_13061.htm

http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/s...6174_13092.htm

This douchebag in providence thought I was lying about shit like this. Here is a link to the local spanish forum of some guys time with them.

http://www.foroescortsar.com/foros/f...heteee-249156/

You got to speak spanish to understand it. I went for the other chicks because these three have weird rules for their threesomes, they will all do BBBJ but not together at the same time, plus the guys say they have some major photoshop going on in the photos.

The two I did, were CIM, COF, COT, CO where ever the fuck you want. Plus the Barbie Hot chick (most likely my next future exwife) is one of the few women I know that DATY's with more enthusiasm than I do.

If chicks like that cost 300 an hour up there, and a plane ticket here is only about 1300 bucks, plus you can stay at the monger mansion for 60 bucks a night. Seems like a no brainer to me. For 4-5 grand you could be a fucking king here for 10 days.

A2.

[Admin2]

After a long work week was looking for some relief today, but I couldn't find a half way decent chick today to give me a BBBJ for under 80 bucks! I kept to a 20 mile radius and they either wanted more money for a 1/2 hour, they didn't answer / didn't return call, or were too far for the time I had. Tried contacting 12+ chicks, too. Even kept an eye out for some streetwalkers which I don't bother with anymore. So, after viewing your post I do hope you understand when I say "You Suck!" Those girls you saw are probably 300.00+ an hour girls around here for the service you got, each! I'm sure you probably know that. Argh. Painful.

These three are running a special, any two for a half hour for 33 bucks.

http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/A...2768_13135.htm

http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/C...2768_13061.htm

http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/s...6174_13092.htm

This douchebag in providence thought I was lying about shit like this. Here is a link to the local spanish forum of some guys time with them.

http://www.foroescortsar.com/foros/f...heteee-249156/

You got to speak spanish to understand it. I went for the other chicks because these three have weird rules for their threesomes, they will all do BBBJ but not together at the same time, plus the guys say they have some major photoshop going on in the photos.

The two I did, were CIM, COF, COT, CO where ever the fuck you want. Plus the Barbie Hot chick (most likely my next future exwife) is one of the few women I know that DATY's with more enthusiasm than I do.

If chicks like that cost 300 an hour up there, and a plane ticket here is only about 1300 bucks, plus you can stay at the monger mansion for 60 bucks a night. Seems like a no brainer to me. For 4-5 grand you could be a fucking king here for 10 days.

A2.

[Admin2]

Edit: Why cant I reply to BigDog001's post by hitting the 'reply with quote' button? Had to reply with quote manually. No text shows up when I hit the button. PITA. OK, I've bitched enough tonight. Don't want to make this my personal '*****' forum, either. haha

I checked, he's not on your Admin Ignore list so it's not that. Does it happen with anybody else? If not, for those ghost in the machine things I always tell guys the same thing. Log out and clear cookies on all devices, then log back in on one device and try it to see if it still happens. If it doesn't, cool. If it does drop me a PM and I'll send you a password reset. I don't know why, but sometimes that will get rid of the weird glitches.

Since this is in The Massholes, I would be remiss if I didn't mention that it's probably because you're a fucktard. I don't really think that, I'm just trying to keep Yellow Fever happy.

A2.

[Deb4512]

I don't know about other women, although I do belong to a woman's group and we can be very needy. You can join it if you have a facebook account. Oops pm me if you want to know, because that would be advertising another site. Anyway, it's like me being on this site and reading what the guys write. You can join the woman's group and see what women think uncensored and it's not a pretty sight LOL. Women including me thinking about a guy we like: Why didn't he call me on Tuesday and Wednesday. It's been two whole days. Does he like me, not like me. And he did call me sweetheart on the phone the last time we chatted. So I'd think he likes me, but otherwise he seems like he's been distant lately. When we first met he was buying me flowers and telling me how into me he was. Now he hardly talks about his feelings! What does that mean? Do you think he may be seeing other women? Give me some feedback ladies. I really like this guy and I don't want to say or do the wrong thing to drive him away. Lmao. I've changed my tune since escorting. LOL. So I see both sides. A woman will like a guy who treats them well, they just don't respect a guy who overdoes it and calls a lot! And does whatever she wants, doesn't have a life of his own. That sort of thing. I like it when guys are nice to me! But I did have a sort of sugar daddy relationship with a guy I met through an escort advertising site. He went totally overboard. I liked him at first and we had crazy good sex. Then he started calling constantly. Checking up on me, coming over to my job, my apartment unannounced. Followed me to the gym. Gave me an ultimatum to stop escorting. You know he was married! He said he was going to leave his wife for me and if that happened I had to marry him. He wasn't going to give me a choice. I felt smothered! There's a difference with a guy who is genuinely nice than with a guy who doesn't have much self-esteem and is needy where he revolves his life around the woman. He'd tell you he was really nice to me. I'd say that he drove me nuts and didn't give me enough breathing space!

As far as females who escort, that's a different ball game I think. Many tend to look down on men, view them as a meal ticket, trying to take advantage of them. If you are nice to them, like lending them money because they give you a sob story that they are late on the rent bla bla bla that's a load of crap. Do the math. If they charge $200 an hour, see maybe three guys even two. Add that up if they escort 7 days a week. Not bad huh? To work three hours for $600 a day! So why oh why don't they have any money? A lot of them are the leaches of society! They've screwed me over! It's just their nature. Many are on drugs, others who knows why they don't have any money for bills. The evil one I wrote about was a user! She had plenty of money! And bragged about how much she made, what the guys bought her. Didn't like a necklace that one of the guys bought her because it was too cheap. She looked it up online to see how much it cost him. Granted it wasn't the nicest necklace, but maybe that's all he could afford! Why is she like that? Insecurity! Why are the druggies users? Because they want their next fix! They don't care about you, and the money you lent or gave to them. Probably spent the money they said they were going to pay bills with on drugs! So the moral of the story is be careful of befriending escorts. Some will tell you sob stories, expect you to buy things for them... And they are making so much money, probably more money than most of the guys who see them! So add it up. $600 a day times 7 days. I don't have a calculator. $3600 a week! Who here makes that much money. And a lot of these escorts are making more than $600 a day! Just sayin how I see it!

[Member #5037]

My apologies Meatman. Thanks for planting the seed. It was one of Skatars post that caught my attention and he sent me info about Thunderdome and another site similar to thus.

[Skatar018]

getting this thread activated.

I do believe Meatman actually made & started the thread & did what I only talked about (a man of action to be sure).

A2 confirmed it so we can cut loose.

I just hope that everyone understands that if they post here their posts are open to bashing as are mine.YF.

Thanks YF & agree here it can be open season & total fucking war.

Truth be told, they both did a lot more ass kissing than I did, sort of a modified rusty trombone.
http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/L...5069_13188.htm
http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/B...3142_12401.htm

They're playing a favorite instrument! Fuck man 80 bucks two women, dammn I live in the wrong country!

[Werm2011]

No doubt in my mind that a lot of these shmoes don't want their love interest (provider) to get inundated with requests for their service. They just want that particular provider for themselves and masquerade their outrage by complaining that we are getting certain places possibly shut down by talking about them openly. It's a very thin veil of bullshit and I see it often here with the AMPs.

You pussy-whipped morons, and you know who you are, who use that cop-out as a cover to not / never post a good review, but only surface here to whine and post negative reviews and to ask us for help have your heads so far up your assholes you're not even bright enough to be ashamed of yourselves. Any monger who TOFFT, does his research, and posts it here is man's monger and is worthy of our respect.

Edit: Why cant I reply to BigDog001's post by hitting the 'reply with quote' button? Had to reply with quote manually. No text shows up when I hit the button. PITA. OK, I've bitched enough tonight. Don't want to make this my personal '*****' forum, either. haha

[Werm2011]

After a long work week was looking for some relief today, but I couldn't find a half way decent chick today to give me a BBBJ for under 80 bucks! I kept to a 20 mile radius and they either wanted more money for a 1/2 hour, they didn't answer / didn't return call, or were too far for the time I had. Tried contacting 12+ chicks, too. Even kept an eye out for some streetwalkers which I don't bother with anymore. So, after viewing your post I do hope you understand when I say "You Suck!" Those girls you saw are probably 300.00+ an hour girls around here for the service you got, each! I'm sure you probably know that. Argh. Painful.

Of course I do live in a town with soooooo many sex workers that I usually take a couple breaks every year because I get bored with sex. (No it's not that the service isn't good, the service here starts at great and ends out un fucking believable) maybe it would be a different deal if I lived in sex prison.

These two were lunch today, all access for an hour and both together went for about 80 bucks. When I was done they made the bed and put my shoes on me as I dressed. I will admit that I did do a little ass kissing, but it was more in the literal rather than figurative sense. Truth be told, they both did a lot more ass kissing than I did, sort of a modified rusty trombone.

http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/L...5069_13188.htm

http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/B...3142_12401.htm

[Admin2]

This falls under my general musings.

Why would anybody ever suck up to a provider? Isn't it their job to suck up to me? Preferably until their nose touches my belly?

I'm not being harsh to the ladies here. I fucking love working girls and that's no shit. I will let you in on a little secret I learned from my South American brethren. All women, and ESPECIALLY providers of sexual services have absolute contempt for sycophants. (look it up in the dictionary) They may TELL you that's not true, they may say it a lot. But if you look at the guys they invest their energy in, not a one of them is doing any ass kissing.

I'm not against being nice to the women I see. I ask every single one of them if they need anything before I show up. I'm happy to bring them a pack of smokes, something to drink, a little piece of candy, whatever they wish. This isn't sucking up, this is just being a decent guy. However once the money is on the table, it's no longer about their needs in the slightest.

I don't mistreat any of them but could give a shit about their blacklists, I can go way, way, WAY longer without pussy than they can without paying rent. I'm the customer, they are the service provider, there is always respect, but I'll be fucked if I'm kissing anybodies ass. Trust me on this, they will want you more if you don't either.

Of course I do live in a town with soooooo many sex workers that I usually take a couple breaks every year because I get bored with sex. (No it's not that the service isn't good, the service here starts at great and ends out un fucking believable) maybe it would be a different deal if I lived in sex prison.

These two were lunch today, all access for an hour and both together went for about 80 bucks. When I was done they made the bed and put my shoes on me as I dressed. I will admit that I did do a little ass kissing, but it was more in the literal rather than figurative sense. Truth be told, they both did a lot more ass kissing than I did, sort of a modified rusty trombone.

http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/L...5069_13188.htm

http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/B...3142_12401.htm

[BigDog001]

Sorry about the misquote, re-reading it you did not state all.
I wasn't quite sure it looked like everyone from the post.
Again my apologies

Skater,

A lot of the dick-wads here should look at how much reliable info you post. Me included.

BD.

[Member #5037]

First things first. I want to personally thank Skatar for persevering and getting this thread activated. I've been chastised for running my mouth off elsewhere so this was something I especially, along with some others, were able to vent our frustration at a particular individual without fear of reprimand, I'm not sure if I can say his name yet so I'll refer to him as The Twit as Yardape so eloquently put it. So never Mind Monger expert, what happened to The Twit? I'm hearing dead air! YES! Now theirs two conjoined fuktards. I honestly have to say that since I've been able to have my say here, without reprimand I feel a lot better. And by the way skatar I pursued what we talked about, looks promising. Thanks. So now that I'm done sukin up, you can all get back to what you were doing.

[Skatar018]

I've been misquoted. I didn't say "all". The dumb-stumpers know who they are.

BD.

Sorry about the misquote, re-reading it you did not state all.
I wasn't quite sure it looked like everyone from the post.
Again my apologies to you BD

[BigDog001]

It does ebb & flow, but it's all good, we're all gumbas here, well most of us, maybe some of us, okay none of us, we're all dumb as stumps according to BD, he maybe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUC0LCi1VRk.

http://www.newburyportnews.com/local...ostitution-biz

I've been misquoted. I didn't say "all". The dumb-stumpers know who they are.

BD.

[Skatar018]

People are pissed when they start, then they get it out of their system, then it becomes more of a general + fuck you thread, but sooner or later it kicks off again. Looks like it's about to.

It does ebb & flow, but it's all good, we're all gumbas here, well most of us, maybe some of us, okay none of us, we're all dumb as stumps according to BD, he maybe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUC0LCi1VRk.

http://www.newburyportnews.com/local...ostitution-biz

[BigDog001]

Today, 17:48 Yello Tail.

NEWBURYPORT — Affixed between a private math instruction service and a counseling center, the red sign outside the office building at 150 Merrimac St., known as Merrimac Landing, offered clients hot stone Thai massages. But yesterday afternoon, police raided the business after the female owner offered an undercover police officer more than massages, in fact, sexual favors in return for money. Women1, 47, Brooklyn, and. Why., was charged with one count of engaging in sexual conduct for a fee after her arrest. She is expected to be arraigned today at Newburyport District Court. Police were hoping to hold her in custody last night, believing she could be a flight risk. Inspector Michael said Women1 was advertising her sexual services on Craigslist and other sites known to attract clients. A phone number on the red sign matched a phone number spotted on Craigslist, raising the suspicions of police as they continued their investigation. Shortly before the raid an undercover officer visited the massage parlor after police had been conducting surveillance of the business for more than a week. "There was an agreement that more than a massage would take place," City Marshal Thomas said. City Marshal Thomas, along with Lt. Mark and 2 detectives, entered the building shortly after 2 pm As they were conducting the raid, police apprehended a man they believe was a client. No charges are expected to be filed against the client, with Howard saying police did not believe he had committed a crime by the time police arrived. He is also expected to aid police as they continue their investigation, Howard added. "This is unusual, but it's not completely out of the realm of things," City Marshal Thomas said. Underground massage parlors turn up more and more thanks to websites that allow these types of businesses to flourish under the radar and well before other businesses take notice. But City Marshal Thomas said Women1's business neighbors grew suspicious as they saw an increase in client traffic. "Clearly it was illegal," City Marshal Thomas said. The building at 150 Merrimac St., located near the intersection with Boardman Street, contains eight professional business offices.

' http://www.newburyportnews.com/local...ostitution-biz'.

If you believe 1) that posts on this board cause shut-downs.

2) advertising on CL or BP causes shutdowns.

How many posts here about 150 M St. Huh, how many, you fucking wimps? Where's your cover story now?

Borrow someone's thinking cap -it's fucking clear you don't have your own. And close your eyes, and your mouth, scrunch up your eyes face and nose and try to think real hard about what caused the investigation. And if you think it was the CL ad, you're an ignoramus.

You pussy-whipped morons, and you know who you are, who use that cop-out as a cover to not / never post a good review, but only surface here to whine and post negative reviews and to ask us for help have your heads so far up your assholes you're not even bright enough to be ashamed of yourselves. Any monger who TOFFT, does his research, and posts it here is man's monger and is worthy of our respect.

BigDog.

P fucking S: If I wanted to suck up to Deb, I'd PM her, I wouldn't post it here. Or does that make too much fucking sense?