The Massholes

[Yellowfever023]

It can be used for bashing but doesn't have to be.

It was a forum to post things without incurring infractions, be it bashing, or being argumentative, talking about sex safe or unsafe, or anything else that would get someone an infraction, (exceptions not withstanding & noted by A2).

I don't have an issue with providers posting here be it Deb or any one else, nor with what anyone posts about another be it good bad or indifferent.

YF we talked about getting a forum here like this & now we've got it, to me it's an open forum & anything goes, just my two cents.

Hi Skatar, You are right and I agree with you wholeheartedly. I just hope that everyone understands that if they post here their posts are open to bashing as are mine.

YF.

[Yardape08]

It can be used for bashing but doesn't have to be.

It was a forum to post things without incurring infractions, be it bashing, or being argumentative, talking about sex safe or unsafe, or anything else that would get someone an infraction, (exceptions not withstanding & noted by A2).

I don't have an issue with providers posting here be it Deb or any one else, nor with what anyone posts about another be it good bad or indifferent.

YF we talked about getting a forum here like this & now we've got it, to me it's an open forum & anything goes, just my two cents.

While it may be an open thread I believe A2 has indicated that one main purpose was to keep the main threads focused on actual reviews and not get cluttered with all kinds of sidebars. Consequently since for example a thread already exists about "nostalgia" topics it would seem practical to slot that type of commentary there.

Personally I welcome a provider's viewpoint however one reason I was against providers posting was the inevitable sucking up that was sure to follow. I have been guilty of this in the past as well. It may be difficult for the males to maintain an unbiased posture towards females who post here and some may be hesitant to post a negative review for fear of reprisal. Deb, this is no reflection on you nor does it say that any member's comments about any personal experiences with you is not accurate or valid however that type of commentary is probably best suited for the Escort thread.

Just my opinions and in addition anything that gets posted here including the aforementioned topics that ignited this discussion are certainly open to being criticized as has happened today.

[Admin2]

Lokk, I mean no disrespect here but I thought this is the thread for bashing? If you guy's want to talk about the old days there is a thread for that. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...-good-ole-days!

I should have spoke my peace to A2 when I had the chance, Deb no disrespect but I had a feeling that this would turn into the "Deb suck up thread". Please take that shit somewhere else. I am not trying to single Deb out and you other guys are falling right into it behind her.

Thanks,

Fever.

People are pissed when they start, then they get it out of their system, then it becomes more of a general + fuck you thread, but sooner or later it kicks off again. Looks like it's about to.

[Skatar018]

It can be used for bashing but doesn't have to be.

It was a forum to post things without incurring infractions, be it bashing, or being argumentative, talking about sex safe or unsafe, or anything else that would get someone an infraction, (exceptions not withstanding & noted by A2).

I don't have an issue with providers posting here be it Deb or any one else, nor with what anyone posts about another be it good bad or indifferent.

YF we talked about getting a forum here like this & now we've got it, to me it's an open forum & anything goes, just my two cents.

Lokk, I mean no disrespect here but I thought this is the thread for bashing? If you guy's want to talk about the old days there is a thread for that. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...-good-ole-days!
I should have spoke my peace to A2 when I had the chance, Deb no disrespect but I had a feeling that this would turn into the "Deb suck up thread". Please take that shit somewhere else. I am not trying to single Deb out and you other guys are falling right into it behind her.Thanks,Fever.

It's an open forum, other than the rules you've laid down it should remain open to everything else.Speaking for myself I've no problem with it.

For the record, these are the rules in this thread;
This is how the rules are relaxed, there are no argumentative nor antagonistic infractions on this thread. You can't directly threaten anybody, you can't reveal personal info, you can't talk about arrests, you can't use racially or ethnically derogatory language, and as always no post about people under 18.A2

[Deb4512]

I am NOT sucking up to anyone! I am lonely and my clients and you guys are my only social life! I can't have a real friend out of the business, because I'm an escort! I can't have a friend who's an escort, because they are almost all fucked up! And When I say all fucked up! I mean all fucked up!! Like in an escort assaulting me, because I drank a sip of her gosh darn $1 flat soda and threw it out! WTF! Yelled at by a stupid, self centered, fucked up, did I mention self centered, gold digging, jealous, oh wow, she got a client to buy her a gucci watch and lobster, selfish queen she thinks she is! Took a pic of the watch and put it on her facebook page. Asking me for money for a tip for the bellman! WTF, she doesn't have $10 on her? Seriously? Oh yeah and wouldn't pay me back when I asked her for it backAlso asked me to book all the hotels when we went out on the road! Did I mention that I drove her around (had to asj for gas money! Let her borrow my car. Charged her less than half on rent. Didn't charge her for gas, but half of electric though. Didn't charge her for the internet. But she can't pay me back $10 I lent her for the bellman tip, because she said she bought toilet paper! Even blew off my good friend and client who was going to do some favors for us for her services. He arrived at the apt and she told me she wouldn't see him, because she wanted to make money! I kicked her out, because of the $10 I lent her for the bellman! She actually got jealous because a man came over and pumped my gas for me when she was in the car! WTF. So what she wasn't the center of attention! LOL I hate her! I had to take a break from escorting, because of her. I was depressed almost the entire time she lived with me! Stayed in bed and tried to hide from her! OH yes another thing. I wasn't allowed to feed my cat wet food, because she didn't like the smell!! Did I mention that I let her move in with me, because she was staying at a rooming house? And then she tells me what I can do in my own apartment?

And then there is that fucked up witch Gina in the Morning who rants and is verbally abusive towards me!! Goes off on me when we were friends at a drop of a dime! I was the one who broke up the friendship! Because of her ridiculous temper! Did I mention that I gave her clothes, bought her and her daughter gifts for Christmas, lent her $1000 to buy her daughter a car! Thankfully she did pay me back! And gave her $500 in order to put up her coyote Rhode Island site. No money, not a dime she had saved! I did all this for her and she treats me like shit! Oh yes, she's the top escort in the north east!! Lmao. And she calls younger escorts on backpage, backpage bitches and says she's a courtesan! Lmao TOP ESCORT my foot! Give me a break! And I'm the horrible escort with the bad reviews she posted of me and pretends she didn't do it! She says I'm a bad escort, yet I'm the one with all the money! Lmao. If Gina in the Morning is the top rated escort for the entire North East, why doesn't she have any money! Says it's because she verifies and a lot of guys don't want to verify. Bs. What about all those regulars of hers lmao. And says her dance card is full. Who else, funny that some of my things went missing. I am not certain as to which escorts took my clothes and other belongings that went mysteriously missing. And three who lived with me! And some that visited me. I could go on and on about how I think many if not very many escorts are fucked up! And that's only the tip of the iceburg!! I am so angry at escorts I am still fuming!

Am I supposed to be friendless? Granted a lot of the clients can't wait to get me alone, ok, I get it. But some of them take me out and talk and listen to me! I try not to burden anyone. I have a few close guys I've met through backpage who I feel I can talk to. So is this enough anger for you?? LOL, lmao. You call my posts me sucking up? Eyes rolling. It's not sucking up. I don't care if one guy on here makes an appointment with me! I actually like the guys on here, except of course I think Rex Breefs, Bacon Bits, and especially Anthony are idiots! As far as hobbyists go I hate Anthony more than any hobbyist! He's a no life guy who spends time bashing me and lying about me! Of course Anthony is going to mysteriously out of the blue show up here and bash me, because he's a mindless idiot!! I'm a decent person, maybe I'm a douch bag for letting some people if not many take advantage of me. Whatever! Not any longer! So I guess I'm supposed to be friendless!! Oh by the way Yellow Tail (is that sushi? Ok well then you aren't all that bad. I really like sushi!) ok what was I saying. Yes, by the way yellow tail. I'm not allowed to post on off topics, because I"m an escort, not a hobbyist. I'm only allowed to post on here! That's why I'm not posting on off topics. Did you forget that I'm female? Is this angry enough for you?

[Yellowfever023]

Sometimes I check in here to see the ball busting and bickering like I did in the Thunderdome, but I see this has turned into some kind of ass kissing forum? Not just Deb, either. WTF! Isn't the.

General or Off Topic forum more appropriate for this kind of crap? Maybe a new forum call "Suck Up Talk"?

Get it together you fucking kiss ass douche bags. (Just thought I'd throw that in there).

Werm, you understand the spirit of this thread that others don't.

Ok Kiss ass douche Bags, you heard him take it somewhere else!

[Werm2011]

Sometimes I check in here to see the ball busting and bickering like I did in the Thunderdome, but I see this has turned into some kind of ass kissing forum? Not just Deb, either. WTF! Isn't the General or Off Topic forum more appropriate for this kind of crap? Maybe a new forum call "Suck Up Talk"?

Get it together you fucking ass kissing douche bags. (Just thought I'd throw that in there to keep this post in the intended spirit of the forum)

Lokk, I mean no disrespect here but I thought this is the thread for bashing? If you guy's want to talk about the old days there is a thread for that. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...-good-ole-days!

I should have spoke my peace to A2 when I had the chance, Deb no disrespect but I had a feeling that this would turn into the "Deb suck up thread". Please take that shit somewhere else. I am not trying to single Deb out and you other guys are falling right into it behind her.

Thanks,

Fever.

[Yellowfever023]

Lokk, I mean no disrespect here but I thought this is the thread for bashing? If you guy's want to talk about the old days there is a thread for that. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...-good-ole-days!

I should have spoke my peace to A2 when I had the chance, Deb no disrespect but I had a feeling that this would turn into the "Deb suck up thread". Please take that shit somewhere else. I am not trying to single Deb out and you other guys are falling right into it behind her.

Thanks,

Fever.

[BigDog001]

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/19...s-pthe-second/ I tried to copy and paste it but couldn't figure it out. Maybe it's too long? Anyway they threw a cool masquerade ball with costumes obviously, and even a band! It says in the article what PUMA is about. I forget what it stands for, but I think it said Prostitutes UNION Massachusetts. Wow it looks like so much fun! They were a group of escorts who were very active in the community, had a hotline for other escorts, made sandwiches for the ones who were in the holding cell I assume. And this party wowowow. Fab!! We need to have a party, doesn't have to be on this scale. I know the other elitist board has a meet and greet, but how about a party with USA members? A cook out possibly? Anyway, PUMA's goal was to decriminalize sex work. Obviously they weren't successful.

Great find. Great article Deb. That's my old friend Steve.

[Deb4512]

http://swopboston.wordpress.com/ It says they had a "social" A party that I missed because I didn't know about this organization in 2010. I think they even organized a parade. They folded. I met one of the former members on Facebook. She said the escorts who ran it just couldn't get along with each other. No surprise to me! I've tried befriending some escorts in the area. UGGG, Most of them have no money, don't save a dime even though they do very well. Totally nuts too. The only two I know who are nice (I think, but didn't get to know them well LOL) was an escort down in Fall River and one in Providence. Otherwise watch out! LOL.

[Deb4512]

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/19...s-pthe-second/ I tried to copy and paste it but couldn't figure it out. Maybe it's too long? Anyway they threw a cool masquerade ball with costumes obviously, and even a band! It says in the article what PUMA is about. I forget what it stands for, but I think it said Prostitutes UNION Massachusetts. Wow it looks like so much fun! They were a group of escorts who were very active in the community, had a hotline for other escorts, made sandwiches for the ones who were in the holding cell I assume. And this party wowowow. Fab!! We need to have a party, doesn't have to be on this scale. I know the other elitist board has a meet and greet, but how about a party with USA members? A cook out possibly? Anyway, PUMA's goal was to decriminalize sex work. Obviously they weren't successful.

[BigDog001]

An organization from maybe the 60's or 70's. Maybe stood for Prostitutes United in MA. Anyone?

BD.

[Stressed Out]

As the great philosopher Blues Boy King moaned, "nobody loves me except my mother, and she could be jiving me too.".

Just fucking kidding. We shared some shit some time back, didn't we?

SO- bad news. Better to expect chronic shoulder pain, than to expect it to disappear. But as long as it hurts more than your prostate gland, you're doing fine.

Deb- I never read "Memoirs of a Grisha", but I'll read your book. But listen to A2, and break it up into paragraphs and pages.

OldMonger- after yer done on the Viagara thread, pay us a visit here, will ya?

Mr Mongy Expert- where the fuck are you? Get back here. My Jewish friends tell me the upcoming holiday is about sacrificial lambs. That would be you. And sacrificial lambs are needed for the well-being of the community.

Civvie or provider? I had a civvie recently. SHE went home unhappy. Apparently she didn't know that jr was a sensitive instrument of love. Just because it's called a woody...anyway. A friend PM'd me that a civvie tried to stick her finger in his dick-hole. You have GOT to be shitting me! Just thinking about that shit shrivels my dick.

Many years- decades- ago a friend of mine was the president / spokesperson for PUMA. Anyone remember PUMA?

See you later and, Don't forget to post your fucking exploits! GOOD and bad!

BigDog.

Yea...the shoulder still frickin hurts. Of course the fact that back in January I fell on my fricken ass and side on some ice didn't help. (It was at least a 9.5 in style points though) I had more black and blue then I can remember. It all disappeared but the hip pain. I figure my hip will match my shoulder. It sucks getting old. On the other hand..good story here. My doc wanted me to have my first ass cleaning (colonoscopy for the layman). Well he sent me to his 'group' guy who was a 200 year old Indian Dr (no offense intended as it could have been any nationality) with the hairiest knuckles ever seen. Well 2 years later he told me to get it done. So I hunted and hunted and finally found a woman doctor a few miles away. Of course my doctor moaned and groaned but I told him when I'm on my deathbed I want to be able to say the first person to visit the netherlands wasn't the aforementioned old guy. So anyway the day comes and I'm being wheeled into the room after I've been given my nighty night drugs and in walks the doctor who I hadn't met yet. Well she was about 28 with long blonde hair, blue eyes and a killer figure. Well all I could think of as I went bye bye was it was a good thing they were looking at the back and not the huge woody in the front.

And yes a book by Deb would be most appropriate. I've heard a lot of her stories during our pillow talk sessions and they are interesting, informative, funny and sad at all the same time. Yes guys can be absolute idiots, assholes and clueless. Can't wait to hear some more hun...

And if you think a finger in dick hole was bad how many of you remember the Valachi Papers? Well one of the 'ways to make you talk' described in the book was to take a glass test tube stirring stick and stick it down there and then break it into a million pieces. Shit that would make me sing!

And didn't PUMA do sneakers and athletic wear like Addidas?

Be good all. SO.

[Stressed Out]

Well my morning started alright. Up early as usual. Then I get a phone call from this guy. He doesn't have a car and could I pick him up and he'll get a ride back. He asked how much it would cost for an hour and a half appointment. I said $350. Makes sense right? My rates are on the ad. $200 an hour $125 half an hour. So I figured $25 for driving 20 min.

WELL things didn't turn out the way I expected. I leave at 9 thirty am. I have an appointment at 12:30 pm with a member of this site, so more than enough time to see this guy beforehand. Well 20 min, right LOL. It was over half an hour. Should have mapquested the address, but I trusted he knew since he's from around the Worcester area. (I arrived in Westborough near Worcester on Monday and leaving Thurs morning) Well I guess I shouldn't have trusted this guy ugg. No biggie. I arrive a little after 10 am, half an hour would be ten thirty when we'd start the session over at noon with enough time for me to take a shower and get ready for the dreamy USA member. I was on cloud nine looking forward to seeing him. No no no, this guy hadn't gone to the bank yet, He said it was close by. Not close by. I took a look at the clock. Ok I'll still have enough time. If it takes longer, I'll see this guy for a partial appointment then drop him off at the pizza place down the street. Unfortunately I forgot that I never changed my car's clock since day light savings time so I don't go by it, except that I forgot that important fact today.

So the bank ended up being quite a ways. Then he wanted to stop at this friends place. Oh he said it was close by. NOT. I told him we don't have a lot of time to fiddle around. He wanted to stop at a liquor store and an x rated store to pick up supplies. I said no, we don't have enough time. I'm looking at the wrong time on my car clock. Oh good it's only 11:15. We will be back at around 11:30 am. I can just drop him off at the pizza place straight away so I can get ready for my dreamy client. Did I say how much I looked forward to seeing him! Well damn, this guy who's taken me on a wild goose chase tells me no its 12:15 pm. And I freak. Are you kidding me? Are you sure I said. Then I remember that the car clock is an hour slow. I told him I got to get back to the hotel fast. Oyy veyy, at least I had already taken a shower. I was seeing the dreamy guy at 12:30 I had to get here fast. I hadn't brought my escort phone with me because it had died and was being charged in the room so I had my real life phone number and didn't have dreamy guys number one me. Right after I told this goose chase guy I'm in a hurry he asked if we could stop quickly to a liquor store! Are you KIDDING ME? I told him definitely not happening! So I hurry to the room with guy in tow because I didn't have time to drop him off at the pizza place. He can walk, since it's not too far, but he wanted to use my room's bathroom.

Ok made it around 12:30 pm. Maybe dreamy guy is still around. Of course I had 20 yes 20 missed calls! So I'm going through the most recent numbers calling, finally dreamy guy answer his phone, but he's already left.I'm in a gloomy mood, because of the way things turned out. So goose chase guy is here, WTF, not in the mood at all, but lets start the session. He gives me the $325 He pulls out a bag of coke, yes coke! I DON'T DO DRUGS, I DON't LIKE DRUGS! Does every guy on the planet think that escorts are all druggies? WTF, at least he didn't have much of the stuff (the reason it turned out that he had to stop at his friends house. I asked him for the $20 coke snorting since he was short. So anyway this guy is sweating like a pig. Hmm is it the coke? I don't know for sure, but his sweat was dripping off of him on my face and in my eyes. His work socks were in his boots in the corner, not a pleasant smell yuk. I asked him if he could wipe his sweat and put the air on high blast. Did I mention that it was kind of cool already in my room. So I'm freezing and have sweat still dripping on me, so I asked him to bring the towel over to wipe himself occasionally. He's all crazy active, raging hormones...then all of a sudden he stopped. He sat on the coach looking sullen. He confesses that he had thought that I had told him it was going to be $250 for the hour and a half. Ok, if the rate for an hour is 200, half hour is 125. That's 325, plus all that damn time driving the dude around damn. I expect to be compensated for being a taxi cab driver! He tells me that he won't last him until pay day, that the $345 was all he had left. I asked him if he had at least a credit card. Answer "no" (I'm thinking to myself maybe dude you shouldn't have paid for coke. Since when is coke a necessity? What do I do, but tell him ok. I'll give him back some of the money. I hand him $95. He's still upset. It's still not enough to last until pay day. Ok I gave him $45. I'll keep $200 and just take the loss. He's still sullen. I didn't ask him why at this point. He's not getting any more money back! GEEZE! So I asked him when his ride was coming. So you know what's coming next right? He has no ride! I asked if he could take a taxi. He said it would be too expensive. So begrudgingly I drive him home and told him, "NO MORE PIT STOPS!

Finally got back, 15 more calls missedFinally I get another client coming over. So he books for an hour. Ok, well things are looking up. Ok, he put down the 200, started the session, two pops in half an hour. Told me I was incredible, looks at the clock and says well I have to pick my son up for his baseball practice. Can I have a refund for the half an hour I didn't stay? WTF WTF WTF. FINE, gave him $75 back. At LEAST he had a car and could drive himself home! YUP, no more calls. All the calls were earlier when I was farting around with goose chase guy. Moral of the story. I WILL NOT EVER pick anyone up again who doesn't have a car. I don't care if they live 5 min. Away from me. They can walk! So if anyone has had the patience to read this sordid story, am I a pushover? P.S. I got a call tonight from a guy who spoke terrible english. It sounded like he was saying can I put my dick on your head. LOL. Couldn't figure it out so I told him by and ended the call. Not a good day. I'm chillin and watching tv. So ok, 325 today minus 100 for the room. That's 225. Then whatever the heck I spent on gas and Wendy's comfort food ate out of frustration. Ok, Lets say 200 for working from 9:30 am to 2 pm. That's four and a half hours. Geeze who's good at math. Did my day suck as much as I think it did?

Deb if the guys are ok with it, I don't care if you post stuff like this, but please put in paragraph breaks next time. Not busting your ass, I can see you had a tough day (note the word please) but one big block of text like this makes reading hard.

Cool story,

A2

But what an ass you have Deb...it is ingrained in my mind forever...of course I don't mind the many reminders! Xoxo honey! See you soon babe! SO.

[BigDog001]

Just oil and feather ME. Don't tar and feather. I wouldn't ever want him to go completely into hiding.

Need to tread a bit lighter. After all," pride goeth before the fall". And I'm headed that way. Damn.

BD.